Top Ten Reasons Men Are Better Than Women
MenAreBetterThanWomen.com reached 200,000 visitors early this morning, so I thought I would mark the occasion by posting a very special top ten list of the top ten ways in which men are better than women.
Naturally as a man the moment I thought of an idea I set to work implementing it — in this case by writing it. It would have been exactly the same if my idea had been the wheel or the Hoover Dam. That’s because I’m a man and instead of taking shit from the world around me, I can shove shit right back into it as well.
Dick’s Top Ten Reasons MenAreBetterThanWomen.com
10. Men do not have Tourette Syndrome
I believe all women suffer from a mild and extremely localized form of Tourette Syndrome. The afflicted organ? Their tongues. That’s why women cannot shut their fucking mouths for ten seconds while adults are speaking around them. Their tongues are battling around in their mouths like drunken Vipers.
9. Men are not sponges
Women are social chameleons — or better yet: social vampires. Women walk into a situation and before you know it they’ve completely changed their wardrobe and mannerisms as if they’ve joined a fucking cult. Men are not sheep. Everyone knows the word for a female sheep is ewe, but what about the male word? There isn’t one because sheep is something men are not.
8. Women are racists
Women’s entire lives and social circles are based around hatred. Do they hate their boyfriends? Do they hate their wardrobe? Do they hate each other? Yes, yes and fuck definitely. Men don’t go in for that silly sort of nonsense. If we’re dissatisfied, we pick up and move out. Or we take our mighty man muscles and lift fucking mountains so the world looks exactly the way we want it to. Men do more world changing before 9:00 AM than any woman ever has done in her whole life.
7. Men live less than women
The last thing a society needs is a bunch of non-contributing members laying around and sucking all the juice from the young. Men know this so they blast off from birth like shooting man stars — burning out ten years faster, but setting the whole night ablaze with manness. Women just kind of lie around like big fat pigs in big fat puddles of shit. Congratulations women. You really earned those rights!
6. Men write illegibly
Writing is stupid and an ineffective way to communicate. Men know this so they don’t give a shit about handwriting things with big hoops and loops and squiggles and shit so aliens can read notes about remembering to pick up your birth control pills after 6th period from space.
5. Jesus was a man
Whether or not you believe in Jesus, there is one fact you can’t argue with: he was a man. No religion anywhere has ever put a woman in charge of shit. That’s called dogma — man-dogma — and it means men are better than women.
4. Men wear watches
Do you know why men wear watches? It’s because there’s a limited amount of time in the day and men need to know how much of it there is so they can efficiently allocate their man ass kicking for the day. Women don’t wear watches; they wear bracelets. Women wearing bracelets is like dropping a bus of retarded kids off in front of a taffy pulling machine. They can just stare for hours and never get bored.
A watch says, ‘Get up and go! Move your man ass and take care of your fucking man business!’ That’s why 60 minutes uses a ticking watch for its theme song. ‘Important shit is going down and we’re about to talk about it in a fucking fastidious manner, so get the fuck ready,’ says a ticking watch. A bracelet says, ‘You’re most likely ugly, but look at how much money you’re worth!’ What a joke.
3. Boys destroy things
The only thing that has ever lifted our species out of the trees where we came from is our ability to destroy. Take paper: the cornerstone of the modern world. That was invented because man wanted to destroy trees and beat them into pulp. How about nuclear power? Men invented that too. Men are natural destructors. We pop right out of the man-womb and start on a life-long tirade of progress by tearing down the Earth with our mighty, man-manly man-fists. Goddammit, that’s awesome!
2. Marriage is stupid
Marriage is 100% the fault of women. It was invented by men though! Did you know that? Marriage was invented because women were too busy whoring it out to fuck the only the guy who was paying their rent and feeding their fat asses French bon-bons every day. Men invented marriage as a way of telling women who they could and couldn’t fuck. Like everything else men have ever invented, it completely worked and worked way better than any man thought it would. Women became so indoctrinated by the man-invention of marriage that they’re fucking obsessed with it.
Marriage is still stupid. It’s a stupid game invented to entertain stupid minds and to teach basic lessons of fidelity that even invertebrates are born with.
1. Men have penises
When it comes to being a man, being quick at identifying problems is tantamount to fixing them. In fact it’s tantamount-ier. Having a penis — in other words looking like a man and having man parts — is a man’s way of telling other men, ‘Hey. Look at me. I’m a man. I won’t fuck up whatever it is that you’re trying to do. If you need some help, maybe ask me and I’ll see if I can lend a man-hand. It’s the least I could do to be fucking courteous.’
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what next comment i could see coming is: graba dictionary and learn how to spell. okay okay, wrote that one very fast didn’t correct my mistakes.. but hey i’m a man, i shouldn’t know how to read cause i am better then books: proves again Dick’s theory as worthless
Martin
studioline.
I am appaled at your answer. you rmeind me of a neo nazi talking about blackpeople or jewish people. You’.re just full of hatred and it completely distrots your reality.
Leatrn to read correctly, and open a dictionary: Martin actually is a Male name. i am a man, idiot.
But you are right: Men on this site don’t want my pussy and no man wants my pussy: i love your useage of repetition in the same phrase. and true: men don’t wanna fuck with me twice!
I am so incompetent about men, hey i am a man myself. you cannot even use the argument i might be a Homo now, cause you said i was oblivious about men. so… got anything else against me now?
glad you proved me right with your intellect that is lower than the one from a lemon.
Awesome response, keep it coming!
and thanks for proving my point, again.
Martin
Hey guys,
“Martin” here is another example of a woman, being less than a fart. Where the fuck did she read a sign on this site, that this is a dating site???- she even wrote her email adress, Geez wtf??? is she hopeing for???, that men are gonna write her emails???? Men on this site don’t want her pussy and no man wants her pussy. She is completly incompetent about men. I bet no man ever wanted to fuck her twice. What a fuckup:(((
i forgot to add,
Attacking that poor woman on Dr Phil with her weight is very much of a low blow… I bow to your intellect, OH so great thinker. No really. attacking someone with that kind of argument, VERY INTELLIGENT. Wow. She comes up to you with a real argument and you defuse it with this answer? You should become the next president cause he’s doing things in the same way.
We definitely are far from the creative and constructive ideas plato and countless other philosophers had. And we dare saying in the antiquity, people were not as intelligent as today? What the fuck is this shit?
I’d expect that kind of behaviour coming from a man. It’s not because someone is insulted and shut down and doesn’t answer that you win. That thinking only shows how non-progressive thinking you truly are.
come on. Be a man, and being a man is not being like you. If i have to be a man, and being a man is being like you, i wouldn’t mind being a woman. At least women give birth, you kill minds. Yes, men destroy stuff. You are very destructive to our very race. thanks to people like you, you make it closer to extinction for us.
Bravo!
Martin
Hey Man,
I say Bravo for your effort. I do understand where you’re coming from. I’ll say most women really are pains in the ass, and ARE useless, but the same goes for men. Please, read till the end for a FULL understanding, if you think you really should understand.
See, i think there are only but a few of society who actually give ideas on how to make things different. Women are as power hungry as men are, and so you know, women have basically the same drives men have. Women do see most of us as walking wallets, But those are the women you do not want around you.
Hey, i know so many guys who abuse financially of women. Actually, the amount is about equal from both sexes. I put them all in the same baskets: indesirables. The kind of people i do not want around me. The kind of people i disconnect from. the kind of people that infest my planet.
But behold! Most of your society is like that. I am alienated from my own race. Dick, i’d say 90% of what you say 1: doesn’t make sense, and 2: i do not agree with, but I think your opinion is valid to a certain degree.
Women who flame you prolly flock to guys like you. Them not admitting that fact makes it even funnier. Woem LOVE a man who KNOWS how to make her FEEL used in a CERTAIN way. Wow! Talk about a grandiose race! human beings! Fuck, if i were an alien being, man i would not want to come here - just cause this place is filled with a bunch of idiots with no fucking social intelligence. No intelligence period. At least a man knows when he is aroused by a woman, Women don’t even know why a certain type of man makes her go into sexual behaviour - even worse, they do not admit a certain type of behaviour makes them hot and horny. And often, this behaviours is exactly what you tell people.
To have a woman, i’d have to act like you, and have such a low opinion of women? Why would i want to be around something i’d hate as much? So here is your flawed logic again. Flawed? yeah but it works in most cases. See, i htink people with low opinions of themselves and who do not value themselves will act the very way you act: by over compensation.. Same goes for women by the way. This is why so many of your kind act like idiots and people fall for your deception tricks: cause they don’t know. I’ve have countless women in my life, and oddly enough, none have seen me like wallets, and none have been iodiots. All were women of knowledge. I only attract those it seems. and man, there are MUCH more women of intteligence and knowledge than there are idiots, while, i think most men act like pree-teens most of their lives. Please, don’t instruct Men how to ben Men when you’re just a little boy yourself. You participate in Disinformation - and like other men, cause you ARE nothing different from other men, nothing special, you keep spreading lies and deceit for your personal goal.
The only thing you do different form the other guys as chauvinist as you, is that you have the guts to speak your mind about it (but i would actually take off the glasses - it would more ballsy, but hey, i like your style so you do whatever you want). Most men think like you and this is what brings women to you. i see tons of bad boys getting laid like rockstars - and oddly enough, no women wetting over the clergy. How odd huh? simply put… You are putting on the table something important: the war of the sexes is on right now. Almost like a holy war. It’s kinda cute, to be honest. Men against women and vice versa. Hey, how about you read - oh right, reading is for idiots - WATCH a good documentary about the bonobo apes. Very interesting. You can learn.
Oh and… TV eats your mind a lot more than books. It has been established that books creates infinitely more neural pathways than watching TV. Tv puts your mind to “off” and acts as a control. Books on the other hand, you use your own imagination to create the reality within the book. Two people will agree on the content of the book, but the book is far from being the same for those two people.
Hey. I do not take sides. Men to me are as useless as women. The only reason why you would disagree with me, is because you feel like YOU are special compared to the others, when it’s just in your mind - on a daily basis, you are not doing your part to make things better and failing is what you excel at: the comment goes to everyone, including me to a certain extent.
I think the human species is done. If you thank me for the plus i give you, cool. If women say by reading my post: now here’s one who understands, fine. the opposite works as well. I have no caring of society whatsoever.
So you go about hating women, and women, hating men back. Awesome little game for children. When one on either sides talks to me, i’ll listen, offer some basic alternative thinking, and if they feel it’s best to keep thinking the way they do, well good for them. You make this “society” a harsher place to live for people like me and countless others who are fed up with you ruling it.
This is the only reason why i dislike you. Cause you stopped thinking a long time ago, and people like you follow people like you just as sheeple would. Vicious circle, indeed.
but think, and realize that you basically become what you hate.
Really, think about it, if you can.
Thanks and good luck on your quest to solve mankind’s (not nature’s) most elusive puzzle.
For those who agree or disagree with this, send me email. I’ll be glad to answer, actually i’d love to hear form you.
grand.monarque@gmail.com
Martin.
Yeah, I am a woman too, and I am a lying cheating whore, like Suzie, we always talk about how we cheat on our boyfriends and talk shit about Americans, even though they are better than us in every conceivable way, and our people poop in the streets because we have no sense of cleanliness.
I know I’m breaking the rules by being at this site (I’m a woman what do you expect; I dont know any better) but I have to agree with everything you say. Women suck.
Haha. Dick you’re funny(:
What does your mother think of what you’re saying?
Wow, that’s another reason right there.
I like how you’re proud to say that you CAN rape us.
Uhm, asshole much?
I order you to jump off the tallest building in your city.
Wow are you a faggot? Women make my day, look at those rap videos. See men NEED women? Oh, and your mom is good.
Interesting…
10. “Men do not have Tourette Syndrome”
I’m sure you’ve come to this conclusion after you’ve gone on this
outspoken rant and public distaste for women. I’m sure any human,
female or male, would throw every curse word under the sun
at you. If I put a site up about how women are better then men,
let’s see how many Tourette afflicted men come rampaging through
my forums!
9. “Men are not sponges”
We’re humans. Humans are social beings, we thrive on the interaction
with other humans. You’ve actually complimented women on this one!
Yes women are social chameleons, meaning we can change within an
instant to fit in with our surroundings, a very potent survival skill.
This leaves all socially inept men to fight alone with their arrogance.
8. “Women are racists”
Hate knows no boundaries, whether your female or male, it’s all the
same. I could very well say the same thing about men. “If we’re
dissatisfied, we pick up and move out.” What does that say about men?
They’re willing to abandon any obstacle that comes their way, without
the audacity to confront it. “Or we take our mighty man muscles and lift
fucking mountains…” Surely someone who speaks of Jesus knows the
story of David and Goliath? Brute strength isn’t always the winner of
battles. Also, please do not give me the argument about how they were
both men. If you’re too narrow minded to look past the obvious, and not
see the symbolism, don’t bother trying to make a case.
7. “Men live less than women”
This little spiel wasn’t even remotely profound to retort to.
“…so they blast off from birth like shooting man stars…”
Right….
6. “Men write illegibly”
“Writing is stupid and an ineffective way to communicate.” I’m sorry
to say but, man has not yet developed the cerebral skill to memorize
everything that develops in their world. Thus, writing was created, to
keep records over time and preserve what knowledge we do obtain.
I hope this clears things up for you somewhat!
?5. “Jesus was a man”
There are plenty of religions out there that worship a female deity.
They may not be as popular or constricted as Christianity or Catholicism;
But in a male dominated world, what do you expect? As for the man who
replied to “Dick’s and idiot”, “The painting of God there is considered the
most accurate by the Catholic Church. And last time I check the majority
of the people on earth are some form of Catholic.” I think Nietzsche
could shed some light on that!
4. “Men wear watches”
I’m noticing a trend of disparity as the list goes on. I was really
expecting the ending to lie on such similar lines as, “Men are better
then women because the sun is hot.” So what if women prefer a simple
bracelet to a watch? In the age of technology, who even uses a watch
anymore?! We have our many gadgets and trinkets to tell time for us.
Get with the times Dick. I’m sure your chauvinistic attitude could have
flied a few centuries ago, but this is a new age of tolerance.
3. “Boys destroy things”
Congratulations, you’ve successfully destroyed to create but in the
process, digging your own grave. Much like the junkies who want to
create mental stimulation but in the end, is killing them. Men are the
power addicts that are leaving this world in ruins for their inutile cause.
2. “Marriage is stupid”
“Marriage was invented because women were too busy whoring it out ”
Hmm….What about Polygamists? Wouldn’t that be considered a type of
whore? Much like religion, marriage is a contraption to sustain the
human mind, and a feeble attempt to create a civilized environment.
It’s no wonder the idea was created by men!
1. “Men have penises”
Is this really necessary? Your last attempt and all you could think of
is the that? You really don’t leave much to the imagination do you?
I really hope you’ve thought your book through a bit better then this
piece of word vomit. Maybe someday I’ll read the book. Everyone is
entitled to their opinion but I think the Klu Klux Klan have put their
reasoning in more eloquent language then you.
Ignorance is not bliss, contrary to popular belief.
It’s funny to see a women try to type, hitting the Return button after every sentence. Also FYI a vagina can be raped by a penis, hence Penis = Domination, bitch.
Please name a woman that is not a whore/bitch/slut/goldiger… OH WAIT YOU CAN’T! NO, but seriously you can’t say that because you are you you don’t fit the stereotype, please provide evidence.
Top Ten Reasons Men Are Better Than Women
Proving you wrong.
10. Men do not have Tourette Syndrome
I believe all women suffer from a mild and extremely localized form of Tourette Syndrome. The afflicted organ? Their tongues. That’s why women cannot shut their fucking mouths for ten seconds while adults are speaking around them. Their tongues are battling around in their mouths like drunken Vipers.
Do you know what tourettes is? Men have it too. Not only women.
Do your medical research.
Some guys never shut up either.
9. Men are not sponges
Women are social chameleons — or better yet: social vampires. Women walk into a situation and before you know it they’ve completely changed their wardrobe and mannerisms as if they’ve joined a fucking cult. Men are not sheep. Everyone knows the word for a female sheep is ewe, but what about the male word? There isn’t one because sheep is something men are not.
We like to talk
So do you, so back off.
You obviously never stop running your mouth on here
or in public.
I don’t see why you’re so proud to say this stuff.
8. Women are racists
Women’s entire lives and social circles are based around hatred. Do they hate their boyfriends? Do they hate their wardrobe? Do they hate each other? Yes, yes and fuck definitely. Men don’t go in for that silly sort of nonsense. If we’re dissatisfied, we pick up and move out. Or we take our mighty man muscles and lift fucking mountains so the world looks exactly the way we want it to. Men do more world changing before 9:00 AM than any woman ever has done in her whole life.
Ok, so I just love how every other sentence it’s fuck fuck fuck.
Expand your vocabulary a bit.
It makes you seem, well, stupid.
The way you think of women.
No, we don’t hate our boyfriends.
No, we don’t hate our wordrobe.
Hey, you don’t see us walking around screaming racist jokes.
That’s ignorant. That’s for you. A guy.
7. Men live less than women
The last thing a society needs is a bunch of non-contributing members laying around and sucking all the juice from the young. Men know this so they blast off from birth like shooting man stars — burning out ten years faster, but setting the whole night ablaze with manness. Women just kind of lie around like big fat pigs in big fat puddles of shit. Congratulations women. You really earned those rights!
We actually get up and work.
While you sit on your lazy asses all day and read the paper
we go and clean your shit mess up.
We go to work to come home and work
and pile the money over to you so you can spend OUR money on your:
Beer, Beer, and Beer.
6. Men write illegibly
Writing is stupid and an ineffective way to communicate. Men know this so they don’t give a shit about handwriting things with big hoops and loops and squiggles and shit so aliens can read notes about remembering to pick up your birth control pills after 6th period from space.
Well, this just proves you could care less.
5. Jesus was a man
Whether or not you believe in Jesus, there is one fact you can’t argue with: he was a man. No religion anywhere has ever put a woman in charge of shit. That’s called dogma — man-dogma — and it means men are better than women.
Right here, you don’t even know that Jesus was real.
If there’s a Jesus, there has to be a God.
Wouldn’t be a shocker if God was a women? :]
4. Men wear watches
Do you know why men wear watches? It’s because there’s a limited amount of time in the day and men need to know how much of it there is so they can efficiently allocate their man ass kicking for the day. Women don’t wear watches; they wear bracelets. Women wearing bracelets is like dropping a bus of retarded kids off in front of a taffy pulling machine. They can just stare for hours and never get bored
A watch says, ‘Get up and go! Move your man ass and take care of your fucking man business!’ That’s why 60 minutes uses a ticking watch for its theme song. ‘Important shit is going down and we’re about to talk about it in a fucking fastidious manner, so get the fuck ready,’ says a ticking watch. A bracelet says, ‘You’re most likely ugly, but look at how much money you’re worth!’ What a joke.
Who gives that men wear watches?
That has nothing to do with men “being better” than women.
This is the most pointless one.
3. Boys destroy things
The only thing that has ever lifted our species out of the trees where we came from is our ability to destroy. Take paper: the cornerstone of the modern world. That was invented because man wanted to destroy trees and beat them into pulp. How about nuclear power? Men invented that too. Men are natural destructors. We pop right out of the man-womb and start on a life-long tirade of progress by tearing down the Earth with our mighty, man-manly man-fists. Goddammit, that’s awesome!
You’re proud because you get to blow things up?
Kill things?
Oh yes, might man-manly man fists, that’s awesome.
Oh yes.
You are a smart one, Dick.
2. Marriage is stupid
Marriage is 100% the fault of women. It was invented by men though! Did you know that? Marriage was invented because women were too busy whoring it out to fuck the only the guy who was paying their rent and feeding their fat asses French bon-bons every day. Men invented marriage as a way of telling women who they could and couldn’t fuck. Like everything else men have ever invented, it completely worked and worked way better than any man thought it would. Women became so indoctrinated by the man-invention of marriage that they’re fucking obsessed with it
Marriage is still stupid. It’s a stupid game invented to entertain stupid minds and to teach basic lessons of fidelity that even invertebrates are born with.
If that was the isssue, men wouldn’t ask women to marry them.
1. Men have penises
When it comes to being a man, being quick at identifying problems is tantamount to fixing them. In fact it’s tantamount-ier. Having a penis — in other words looking like a man and having man parts — is a man’s way of telling other men, ‘Hey. Look at me. I’m a man. I won’t fuck up whatever it is that you’re trying to do. If you need some help, maybe ask me and I’ll see if I can lend a man-hand. It’s the least I could do to be fucking courteous.’
One word:
VAGINAAAAAAAAAAAAS
Therefore;;
WOMEN and men are EQUAL.
Or Women are better than men.
Actually I’m Canadian, but thanks for your colorful use of vocabulary.
Maybe you should consider investing in a Thesaurus…you’re not doing a very good job of representing your own country
Interesting…
10. “Men do not have Tourette Syndrome”
I’m sure you’ve come to this conclusion after you’ve gone on this
outspoken rant and public distaste for women. I’m sure any human,
female or male, would throw every curse word under the sun
at you. If I put a site up about how women are better then men,
let’s see how many Tourette afflicted men come rampaging through
my forums!
9. “Men are not sponges”
We’re humans. Humans are social beings, we thrive on the interaction
with other humans. You’ve actually complimented women on this one!
Yes women are social chameleons, meaning we can change within an
instant to fit in with our surroundings, a very potent survival skill.
This leaves all socially inept men to fight alone with their arrogance.
8. “Women are racists”
Hate knows no boundaries, whether your female or male, it’s all the
same. I could very well say the same thing about men. “If we’re
dissatisfied, we pick up and move out.” What does that say about men?
They’re willing to abandon any obstacle that comes their way, without
the audacity to confront it. “Or we take our mighty man muscles and lift
fucking mountains…” Surely someone who speaks of Jesus knows the
story of David and Goliath? Brute strength isn’t always the winner of
battles. Also, please do not give me the argument about how they were
both men. If you’re too narrow minded to look past the obvious, and not
see the symbolism, don’t bother trying to make a case.
7. “Men live less than women”
This little spiel wasn’t even remotely profound to retort to.
“…so they blast off from birth like shooting man stars…”
Right….
6. “Men write illegibly”
“Writing is stupid and an ineffective way to communicate.” I’m sorry
to say but, man has not yet developed the cerebral skill to memorize
everything that develops in their world. Thus, writing was created, to
keep records over time and preserve what knowledge we do obtain.
I hope this clears things up for you somewhat!
5. “Jesus was a man”
There are plenty of religions out there that worship a female deity.
They may not be as popular or constricted as Christianity or Catholicism;
But in a male dominated world, what do you expect? As for the man who
replied to “Dick’s and idiot”, “The painting of God there is considered the
most accurate by the Catholic Church. And last time I check the majority
of the people on earth are some form of Catholic.” I think Nietzsche
could shed some light on that!
4. “Men wear watches”
I’m noticing a trend of disparity as the list goes on. I was really
expecting the ending to lie on such similar lines as, “Men are better
then women because the sun is hot.” So what if women prefer a simple
bracelet to a watch? In the age of technology, who even uses a watch
anymore?! We have our many gadgets and trinkets to tell time for us.
Get with the times Dick. I’m sure your chauvinistic attitude could have
flied a few centuries ago, but this is a new age of tolerance.
3. “Boys destroy things”
Congratulations, you’ve successfully destroyed to create but in the
process, digging your own grave. Much like the junkies who want to
create mental stimulation but in the end, is killing them. Men are the
power addicts that are leaving this world in ruins for their inutile cause.
2. “Marriage is stupid”
“Marriage was invented because women were too busy whoring it out ”
Hmm….What about Polygamists? Wouldn’t that be considered a type of
whore? Much like religion, marriage is a contraption to sustain the
human mind, and a feeble attempt to create a civilized environment.
It’s no wonder the idea was created by men!
1. “Men have penises”
Is this really necessary? Your last attempt and all you could think of
is the that? You really don’t leave much to the imagination do you?
I really hope you’ve thought your book through a bit better then this
piece of word vomit. Maybe someday I’ll read the book. Everyone is
entitled to their opinion but I think the Klu Klux Klan have put their
reasoning in more eloquent language then you.
Ignorance is not bliss, contrary to popular belief.
Dick is hot. This site is satire. FYI Not every woman is dumb, or a whore, goldigger etc etc. There are a handful of women who fit the stereotype but that doesn’t mean we’re all shitty like them…So as a woman, I am not offended byhis remarks, because I don’t fit the stereotype. But I have to admit, I laugh everytime I visit the site and all the numb-nuts and dumb bitches who call his voicemail crack me up.
oh all you americans are the same men women children all retarded dumb fucks
He only did it so that women would read it and see how stupid they really are.
Take magazines, men magazines are pictures, women magazines are words.. who makes more money? men magazines. after all, a picture speaks a thousand words!