Top Ten Reasons Men Are Better Than Women
MenAreBetterThanWomen.com reached 200,000 visitors early this morning, so I thought I would mark the occasion by posting a very special top ten list of the top ten ways in which men are better than women.
Naturally as a man the moment I thought of an idea I set to work implementing it — in this case by writing it. It would have been exactly the same if my idea had been the wheel or the Hoover Dam. That’s because I’m a man and instead of taking shit from the world around me, I can shove shit right back into it as well.
Dick’s Top Ten Reasons MenAreBetterThanWomen.com
10. Men do not have Tourette Syndrome
I believe all women suffer from a mild and extremely localized form of Tourette Syndrome. The afflicted organ? Their tongues. That’s why women cannot shut their fucking mouths for ten seconds while adults are speaking around them. Their tongues are battling around in their mouths like drunken Vipers.
9. Men are not sponges
Women are social chameleons — or better yet: social vampires. Women walk into a situation and before you know it they’ve completely changed their wardrobe and mannerisms as if they’ve joined a fucking cult. Men are not sheep. Everyone knows the word for a female sheep is ewe, but what about the male word? There isn’t one because sheep is something men are not.
8. Women are racists
Women’s entire lives and social circles are based around hatred. Do they hate their boyfriends? Do they hate their wardrobe? Do they hate each other? Yes, yes and fuck definitely. Men don’t go in for that silly sort of nonsense. If we’re dissatisfied, we pick up and move out. Or we take our mighty man muscles and lift fucking mountains so the world looks exactly the way we want it to. Men do more world changing before 9:00 AM than any woman ever has done in her whole life.
7. Men live less than women
The last thing a society needs is a bunch of non-contributing members laying around and sucking all the juice from the young. Men know this so they blast off from birth like shooting man stars — burning out ten years faster, but setting the whole night ablaze with manness. Women just kind of lie around like big fat pigs in big fat puddles of shit. Congratulations women. You really earned those rights!
6. Men write illegibly
Writing is stupid and an ineffective way to communicate. Men know this so they don’t give a shit about handwriting things with big hoops and loops and squiggles and shit so aliens can read notes about remembering to pick up your birth control pills after 6th period from space.
5. Jesus was a man
Whether or not you believe in Jesus, there is one fact you can’t argue with: he was a man. No religion anywhere has ever put a woman in charge of shit. That’s called dogma — man-dogma — and it means men are better than women.
4. Men wear watches
Do you know why men wear watches? It’s because there’s a limited amount of time in the day and men need to know how much of it there is so they can efficiently allocate their man ass kicking for the day. Women don’t wear watches; they wear bracelets. Women wearing bracelets is like dropping a bus of retarded kids off in front of a taffy pulling machine. They can just stare for hours and never get bored.
A watch says, ‘Get up and go! Move your man ass and take care of your fucking man business!’ That’s why 60 minutes uses a ticking watch for its theme song. ‘Important shit is going down and we’re about to talk about it in a fucking fastidious manner, so get the fuck ready,’ says a ticking watch. A bracelet says, ‘You’re most likely ugly, but look at how much money you’re worth!’ What a joke.
3. Boys destroy things
The only thing that has ever lifted our species out of the trees where we came from is our ability to destroy. Take paper: the cornerstone of the modern world. That was invented because man wanted to destroy trees and beat them into pulp. How about nuclear power? Men invented that too. Men are natural destructors. We pop right out of the man-womb and start on a life-long tirade of progress by tearing down the Earth with our mighty, man-manly man-fists. Goddammit, that’s awesome!
2. Marriage is stupid
Marriage is 100% the fault of women. It was invented by men though! Did you know that? Marriage was invented because women were too busy whoring it out to fuck the only the guy who was paying their rent and feeding their fat asses French bon-bons every day. Men invented marriage as a way of telling women who they could and couldn’t fuck. Like everything else men have ever invented, it completely worked and worked way better than any man thought it would. Women became so indoctrinated by the man-invention of marriage that they’re fucking obsessed with it.
Marriage is still stupid. It’s a stupid game invented to entertain stupid minds and to teach basic lessons of fidelity that even invertebrates are born with.
1. Men have penises
When it comes to being a man, being quick at identifying problems is tantamount to fixing them. In fact it’s tantamount-ier. Having a penis — in other words looking like a man and having man parts — is a man’s way of telling other men, ‘Hey. Look at me. I’m a man. I won’t fuck up whatever it is that you’re trying to do. If you need some help, maybe ask me and I’ll see if I can lend a man-hand. It’s the least I could do to be fucking courteous.’
Men Are Better Than Women.
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March 5th, 2007 at 3:43 am - IP Man-Hash: 60e3c3f168bc7
my email is Half_past_a_monkeys_ass@hotmail.com. if any of you scum sucking pricks want to add me and have me tell you why everyone is equal. i will. i dont care what fucking religion, race or natonaility you think you are or even that you really are. Men and womens brains are ‘wired’ (for lack of a better word) Very Very Differently. - Tourettes Syndrome is dirtectly related to swearing, Men Swear more than women.- Next point, a male sheep is a ram. Thats right you little boys over where ever you are….RAM. so what if a women are social chamealons, why not take them down to the pub and have a beer or shots with them. - Women have reasons for disliking others boyfriends etc, possibly theyre jealous or have heard bad roumors about certian people or even had itr happen to themselves.- Men Burnout 10years faster because they have done all theyre living if what you say is true. if it wernt for women there would be no man.- Writing is sometimes the only form of communication and often the most efficent.- Acctualy here your wrong. Female Chromosomes are XX, Male are XY….Getting XY from only XX….Probility…Zero, And there are Maternal Religions in te world.(for you people who dont understand Maternal Means Through the Mother.- Men wear watches because they want to know how much longer lunch is. Now we all have mobile phones for that.- Construction baught us out of the trees and into the houses. destruction wanted us killing eachother. Seeing your so biblical look up the tower of babel. - If you dont like the idea of marriage. then go live next door to a brothel.(Using the tearm marriage i mean any union of a female and a male where by law you are concidered married or De-facto)- Men have penises. whats so great about it. Women have vaginas. Join the two you’ll find sompthing i dont think you people writing up this list have ever had. Sex. (Sex is where there are two or more humans involved.)
March 5th, 2007 at 3:58 am - IP Man-Hash: 60e3c3f168bc7
just as i thaught. crawled back into your hole.
March 5th, 2007 at 4:00 am - IP Man-Hash: 7dfb4f20fd881
Woman, just look back at your post. Don’t you think that you’ve proven to everyone that men are better than women?
March 5th, 2007 at 4:03 am - IP Man-Hash: 60e3c3f168bc7
are you calling me a woman. i woulden mind being a women….one problem…its called a penis. i have one….its probably 5 times the size of yours.
March 5th, 2007 at 4:03 am - IP Man-Hash: b2c9e885aa6cf
Hey dickhead Gaz is a dude not a chick, im a chick, shorty is a chick, mad is a chick see u cant even tell the difference u dumbass.
March 5th, 2007 at 4:18 am - IP Man-Hash: 7dfb4f20fd881
Well, I can’t be blamed for not knowing the difference. Gaz is obviously braindamaged, and thus he writes like a woman.
March 5th, 2007 at 4:19 am - IP Man-Hash: 2503e5f2d68c1
do the people who “power” this website know what is being published? for fuck’s sake porn is less degrading than this shit..
but if someone has genuine reasons.. SCIENTIFIC proof that men are better than women i am will to listen to opinion..
but if any one who believes that men are better.. take it to the streets.. start a rally a protest.. then see what the rest of the world thinks…
every sexist person on this website is lucky the internet is all about free speech…
March 5th, 2007 at 4:24 am - IP Man-Hash: 7dfb4f20fd881
The proof is all over this site.
You goddamned asshole! Fuck you! I think we’ve found our guilty party right here.
March 5th, 2007 at 4:30 am - IP Man-Hash: b2c9e885aa6cf
Veruca Vengeance is right asshole, you are lucky that this is on the internet otherwise your views would be null and void because u are a waste of space in this world and no one who is a genuinely good person will side with you if you took this into the real world and not just stayed here stating your idiotic views on why men are better than women, because in the real world things are run by equality and not but scum like you.
March 5th, 2007 at 4:32 am - IP Man-Hash: 2503e5f2d68c1
“guilty party”?
Why am I an asshole for asking about the sponsors opinions? I was not refering to the ‘people’ who started this website I mean ‘WordPress’ and ‘LLTech’. The people who actually help publish your opinions. And I hate to point this out but there is probably women working in both companies.
I see you only pointed out what I wrote in the first sentence, but you haven’t mentioned the proof I wanted.
Asshole.
March 5th, 2007 at 4:55 am - IP Man-Hash: 2503e5f2d68c1
The “Women Are Racist” point at the top makes no sense. Racism is the hate of a race. Not wardrobes or boyfriends. That’s furniture, clothing and men. If a woman hated a man, for no other reasons than for being male, that’s sexist. Just like the people on this site who hate women because they is female.
Even though you may hate me for being female, you cannot say I am not making sense.
March 5th, 2007 at 5:26 am - IP Man-Hash: a75f1748ba04d
how sad…..you speak to your mothers with that mouth?
you immature little boys disgust me..and you should be ashamed, youll never have a meaningful relationship
March 5th, 2007 at 7:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 3413d043c69e6
For those who aren’t informed, “Jess” is a poster who came here a short while ago from a link on womensinfidelity.com
You’re lucky the internet’s about free speech yourself Jess, or else you and your harlot friends might be stoned to death.
March 5th, 2007 at 7:10 am - IP Man-Hash: faec3c5c66ba3
to the jizz drinking, spoon-in-mouth, feminist enabled shit pigs like VV, Jen, Mad and the rest of the AIDS riddled toilet whore squad:
im a MINORITY and i stand by my BROTHERS of all colors and creeds. dont think youre gonna drive wedges betwen whites and minorites and gays and straights this time. YOUR FUCKING DIVIDE AND CONQUER GAMES ARE OVER.
a generation ago you tricked us compasionate nice guys into giving you jobs and rights and now you laugh at us as unmasculine wimps for not having jobs/rights/power, while giving all the pussy to bad boys who never gave a shit if you were equal or not.
YOU BITCHES ARE ALL DONE. WE NICE GUYS OF ALL RACES CREEDS AND CLASES ARE FUCKING WAY SMARTER THANYOULL EVER BE, ANGRY AND WE OWN THE FUCKING SYSTEM. WE\’LL BE FUCKING GANG RAPING THRU SOCIETY AND GOVERNEMTN FOR THE NEXT CENTURTY BITCHES. YOU MAY THINK YOU\’LL ESCAPE BUT WE\’LL MAKE YOUR SLUT DAUGHTERS PAY. WE\’LL STARVE YOUR FUCKING bad boy BASTARDS children OUT AND STARVE YOU. NO MORE FUCKIN WELFARE FOR YOU SHIT PIGS. WELL TAKE ALL YOUR FUCKING TAXES FOR OURSELVES. LOL. TURNABOUT.
Yeah BIATCHESS. !!! you stole ev3erthing from us and now we\’re fucking coming to take it ALL from you.
Yea Bieaches. !!! I AM A PROUD LITTLE DICKED MISOGYNIST AND I LOVE TO MASSAGE MY LITTLE DICK WHILE I THINK OF HOW MUCH REVENGE IM GONNA GET FOR STEALING WHATS MINE. ITS BETTER THAN SEX, SO GOOD. LOL.
yea bitches !!! NOW THAT IM NOT BOUND BY ANY MACHO CHIVALRY RULES OF BEHAVIOR OR CARE ABOUT rolling OVER LIKE A LITTLE DOG TO GET YOUR PUSSY TREATS YOU DOLE OUT AT YOUR FUCKING WHIM… you better fucking run bitches. ha ha aha hahahju . see if your macho bad boys can save you … cos i dont play by their rulze AND theyre too damn STUPID to beat me anyway I dont fight fair I fight SMART AND DIRTY. ill fucking kick youi in your proverbial fucking bitch faces and take whatever i need to .. I\’ll fucking cut off your bad boys proverbial dick and shove it down your proverbia fucking throat. choke and die bitch.
SOON WE\’LL OWN YOUR FUCKING HOE ASSES ILL BE YOUR FUCKING PIMP AND illl TAKE YOUR FUCKING PUSSY AS MUCH AS I NEED TO .
WHATCHA GOIN DO THEN ?
CHECKMATE BITCHES. CHECKMATE.
ALL YOUR PUSSY ARE BELONG TO US.
the feminuts broke the SOUL OF nice guys everywehyere and now WE\’RE COMING TO BREAK YOU.
FUCKING TRY TO HIDE.! ALL LEGAL/POLITICAL/CULTURAL ESCAPE ROUTES WILL BE CLOSED OFF. you lll fuckinig be pauying for the next fucking centruy . DIAMONDS ARE A GIRLZ BEST FRIEND BUT HATRED IS 4EVVVAAAAAA !!!! hAH HAHA.
seee nice guys, you gots to wake the fuck up!!!!! playing by any of the traditional chivlarousl \”macho\” rules only can protect and uplift these bitches.
the true POWER is hidden outside of these macho codes - I AM A PROUD LITTLE DICKED PUNK ASS BASTARD STRAIGHT FAGGIT (reformed nice guy) … I FIGHT LIKE A FAGGIT AND I FIGHT DIRTY AS LONG AS I WIN. THE POWER unleashed by getting outside of the MACHO BOX is what they truly FEAR most which is why they HATE us most and seek to contain us within it.
I aint held bak by any rules and will kick you bitches in the proverbial fucking face beat yo9u down and lick the proverbial blood and fukin stomp your macho bad boys in the fucking nuts fuck em up ass with a 10 foot sword then burn your proverbila fuckig houses down w your proverbial bastid children in it. see if i care. I EXISGT ONLY TO break you and break you i will
SEE GUYS. ONCE YOU ALLOW YOURSELF TO BE FREE OF THE PUSSY CONTROL the POWER IS ALL YOURS. AND THEY KNOW THIS WHICH IS WHY THEY HATE SO CALLED WIMPS AND FAGGITS THE MOST - BECAUSE THEY FEAR US.
bitches you think you\’re so powerful, huh ? you\’re only as powerful as your fucking FACES. beauty is FRAGILE. ha ha. thought experiment: toss a bucket of acid on your fucking faces and POOF all your power is GONE like that forever. Not even plastic surgery can repair that! ha ha. TELL ME WHO wil have the POWER then ? cos we all know that guys wont stay with or give anything to some bitch with a fucked up fugly retarded looking acid burned face no matter how good your body may be. they\’d just fuck her and chuck her and laugh and laugh. you bitches would be a walking PIECE OF CHUM for sharks.
NO MORE MR NICE GUY. try me try us bitches. TRY ME I DARE YOU. BECAUSE i would fucking LOVE IT LOVE IT TO TAKE YOU FTHE FUCK DOWN . YE AH EYAH . LETS SEE who comes to save your fukcing asses now.
it was the nice guys who fell for the fminist trick . compassion. we ALLLOWED you to have equality and NOW you sit aorund thinking youre alls superior in judgement laughting at us for being pussines and wimps for not having jobs money power - the same JOBS and rights YOU STOLE FROM us ! all the while you rewward with pussy the so called macho men who would have never given your asses any rights at all! AINT IT IRONIC DONCHA THINK ?
trick me ONCE shame on YOU, trick me TWIce SHAME on ME !!!
NO INSTEAD WERE GONNa TRICK YOUR FUCKING ASSES OUT like the HOES YOU ARE . ILL BE YOUR NEW PIMP BOW TO ME BITCH. IM GONNA ROLL BACK YOUR RIGHTS TO THE FUCKING STONE AGES. WIPE MY ASS BITCH.
LETS SEE IF YOUR BAD BOYS COME TO SAVE YOU . no they wont because we\’re TAKING THEM DOWN with you. youll all rot in fuckin hell along with your shit pig bastard childrn in the sewer whiere you all belong. when i flush my toilet look up because the shit will be hitting you in your face in the sewer where youlll be living.
WE OWN YOU WE OWN THE FUCKING SYSTEM WE GAVE YOU POLITICAL LIFE AND SO WE WILL TAKE IT.
IF YOU THINK IM LYING JUST WAIT just wait UNITL THE NEXT DECADe, there are MANY MANY hardcore movements getting started. you have a false sense of security. enjoy it while it lasts. im rubbin my rage filled misogynistic little dick thinkin how good its gonna be. HAR AH HA.
GAME OVER YOU FUCKING AIDS Riddled WHORES YOU THINK YOU\’RE GONNA FORCE US DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF SOCIETY THINK AGAIN. YOU AINT PLAYING WHITH ANY ONE OF YOUR DUMHB MEAT HEAD JOCK THUG BAD BOYZ NOW. THIS PUNK ASS WIMPY FAGGIT HAS GOT A SOUL OF STEEL AND A MENTAL MACHINE GUN AND IM GONNA UNLOAD EVER BIT OF IT ON YOU IF IT KILLS ME.
GAME OVER
GAME OVER
GAME OVER
SEE YOU IN HELL.
March 5th, 2007 at 7:24 am - IP Man-Hash: d2bf73bae8061
Raping women and killing innocent children, along with the name “SkinDaBitches”… lovely.
March 5th, 2007 at 7:31 am - IP Man-Hash: 6597403bb0b5b
Oh it’s not as if your little friends’s comments were any better. Also, bitches, the site at the front says NO WOMEN ALLOWED. But of course, as women, you cannot follow orders.
But go on. Take out your repressed sexual fantasies and childhood ruined memories. You’re just proving us right!
‘And Johnny says you win…. A FUCK OFF for being a stupid bitch. Big round of applause!’
March 5th, 2007 at 7:33 am - IP Man-Hash: 6597403bb0b5b
No, because my mother is a respectable woman and would not be as stupid as you lot.
March 5th, 2007 at 7:36 am - IP Man-Hash: 6597403bb0b5b
Finally, read my blog and mellow out. So peace out dudes and dudettes(Or whores more likely. Except Laura and gabby, they know how to be human and sensible)
March 5th, 2007 at 7:42 am - IP Man-Hash: d2bf73bae8061
“Oh it’s not as if your little friends’s comments were any better.”
Anyone who says vile things as SkinDaBitches did and rants like a maniac is not my friend, man or woman.
March 5th, 2007 at 8:09 am - IP Man-Hash: 37c7a53deed0d
Veruca, you’re saying that a manly man going into a man website to read the truths about feminists is far more degrading that a man going into a site where women offer to spread their table legs for anything that’s bound to go inbetween? Yeah, right. Masterson has already provided the scientific proof you seek, surely with a functional brain you’d be able to find it, it’s only all over the site, as diamatik indicated. Very few rallies have been able to accomplish what they’ve set out to do. Now, most rallies, started by most women, accomplish jack shit. Only a few minutes of news coverage about women with no direction bitching. What the rest of the world “thinks” is another biased women’s view. Men are successful because of what their abole to DO. Men’s brains are our banks for holding valuable information. If women like you knew this, then there would be a lot less “thinking” and a lot more getting the job done over bitching about a man community like this one stating the obviousness of feminazi.