Top Ten Reasons Men Are Better Than Women
MenAreBetterThanWomen.com reached 200,000 visitors early this morning, so I thought I would mark the occasion by posting a very special top ten list of the top ten ways in which men are better than women.
Naturally as a man the moment I thought of an idea I set to work implementing it — in this case by writing it. It would have been exactly the same if my idea had been the wheel or the Hoover Dam. That’s because I’m a man and instead of taking shit from the world around me, I can shove shit right back into it as well.
Dick’s Top Ten Reasons MenAreBetterThanWomen.com
10. Men do not have Tourette Syndrome
I believe all women suffer from a mild and extremely localized form of Tourette Syndrome. The afflicted organ? Their tongues. That’s why women cannot shut their fucking mouths for ten seconds while adults are speaking around them. Their tongues are battling around in their mouths like drunken Vipers.
9. Men are not sponges
Women are social chameleons — or better yet: social vampires. Women walk into a situation and before you know it they’ve completely changed their wardrobe and mannerisms as if they’ve joined a fucking cult. Men are not sheep. Everyone knows the word for a female sheep is ewe, but what about the male word? There isn’t one because sheep is something men are not.
8. Women are racists
Women’s entire lives and social circles are based around hatred. Do they hate their boyfriends? Do they hate their wardrobe? Do they hate each other? Yes, yes and fuck definitely. Men don’t go in for that silly sort of nonsense. If we’re dissatisfied, we pick up and move out. Or we take our mighty man muscles and lift fucking mountains so the world looks exactly the way we want it to. Men do more world changing before 9:00 AM than any woman ever has done in her whole life.
7. Men live less than women
The last thing a society needs is a bunch of non-contributing members laying around and sucking all the juice from the young. Men know this so they blast off from birth like shooting man stars — burning out ten years faster, but setting the whole night ablaze with manness. Women just kind of lie around like big fat pigs in big fat puddles of shit. Congratulations women. You really earned those rights!
6. Men write illegibly
Writing is stupid and an ineffective way to communicate. Men know this so they don’t give a shit about handwriting things with big hoops and loops and squiggles and shit so aliens can read notes about remembering to pick up your birth control pills after 6th period from space.
5. Jesus was a man
Whether or not you believe in Jesus, there is one fact you can’t argue with: he was a man. No religion anywhere has ever put a woman in charge of shit. That’s called dogma — man-dogma — and it means men are better than women.
4. Men wear watches
Do you know why men wear watches? It’s because there’s a limited amount of time in the day and men need to know how much of it there is so they can efficiently allocate their man ass kicking for the day. Women don’t wear watches; they wear bracelets. Women wearing bracelets is like dropping a bus of retarded kids off in front of a taffy pulling machine. They can just stare for hours and never get bored.
A watch says, ‘Get up and go! Move your man ass and take care of your fucking man business!’ That’s why 60 minutes uses a ticking watch for its theme song. ‘Important shit is going down and we’re about to talk about it in a fucking fastidious manner, so get the fuck ready,’ says a ticking watch. A bracelet says, ‘You’re most likely ugly, but look at how much money you’re worth!’ What a joke.
3. Boys destroy things
The only thing that has ever lifted our species out of the trees where we came from is our ability to destroy. Take paper: the cornerstone of the modern world. That was invented because man wanted to destroy trees and beat them into pulp. How about nuclear power? Men invented that too. Men are natural destructors. We pop right out of the man-womb and start on a life-long tirade of progress by tearing down the Earth with our mighty, man-manly man-fists. Goddammit, that’s awesome!
2. Marriage is stupid
Marriage is 100% the fault of women. It was invented by men though! Did you know that? Marriage was invented because women were too busy whoring it out to fuck the only the guy who was paying their rent and feeding their fat asses French bon-bons every day. Men invented marriage as a way of telling women who they could and couldn’t fuck. Like everything else men have ever invented, it completely worked and worked way better than any man thought it would. Women became so indoctrinated by the man-invention of marriage that they’re fucking obsessed with it.
Marriage is still stupid. It’s a stupid game invented to entertain stupid minds and to teach basic lessons of fidelity that even invertebrates are born with.
1. Men have penises
When it comes to being a man, being quick at identifying problems is tantamount to fixing them. In fact it’s tantamount-ier. Having a penis — in other words looking like a man and having man parts — is a man’s way of telling other men, ‘Hey. Look at me. I’m a man. I won’t fuck up whatever it is that you’re trying to do. If you need some help, maybe ask me and I’ll see if I can lend a man-hand. It’s the least I could do to be fucking courteous.’
Men Are Better Than Women.
Note: If you would like to link to this article from your website or MySpace page, use the following code:
Related Articles:
Pages: « 365 … 334 333 332 331 330 [329] 328 327 326 325 324 … 1 » Show All
These type of prizes, even in the past, are always political. You should know that.
If one woman could do it, why not more? Most cultural production was done by the privileged classes. The women certainly had considerable freedom. There have been thousands of female artists and scientists through the ages, few of them famous though.
Your example is an exception, while mine illustrates the rule.
Political correctness - always THAT excuse. Pardon me while I roll my eyes.
How does one women, publishing under a woman’s name, indicate the general status of society at the time? And doesn’t the fact that Charlotte, Emily and Anne Bronte’s works are still being read, while Branwell is remembered primarily for being a drunken sad-sack who couldn’t handle the knowledge that his three sisters were immensely more talented than him somewhat negate the Schopenhauer situation?
Unsubstantiated claim. Most of the women I know don’t read serious literature either.
Always these excuses. Upper class women were certainly not considered as chattel. Schopenhauer’s mother Johanna was a successful and prolific author who had no difficulty getting her books published. But it’s her son who is still read today.
Women getting fancy prizes today means little in a world that’s characterized by political correctness and affirmative action.
What I mean is that much of what we know about these ancient religions is speculative. They also varied greatly. There’s no reason to believe that these religions generally worshiped the feminine, although all religions have always has a high regard for fertility.
Even the experts can’t agree whether or not there were female druids, for instance.
The ancient Greek and Nordic peoples had polytheistic religions with anthropomorphic gods like the Celts, neither of these worshiped a goddess as their highest being: Zeus and Odin respectively.
But read and understood primarily by women. I don’t believe I know any men who read anything more complex or illuminating than comic books, spy thrillers, websites or sports pages.
Historically, you are correct, but of course this is only so because women were considered chattel and consequently not allowed to do or create anything that threatened the male status quo. Unfortunately for you lot, those times are over, and women easily write at least half of the books being published. And not just idiot romance novels, like I’m sure will be brought up (not like those quality works by Grisham, Palahniuk or Koontz *sarcasm*), but Booker or Giller, GG and yes, even Nobel prize winners.
I guess that’s why almost all of world literature was written by men.
There is a positive side of you comeing to this site, at least for once youll find out what men really think about youm shithead.
Are these learned ‘experts’ Professors of Wimmin’s Studies, by any chance?
In any case, primal earth/harvest/fertility goddesses were associated with Stone Age non-achievement. Only when these primitive deities were demoted or replaced by a Patriarchal pantheon did civilization begin:
A Song to Mithras
(Hymn of the XXX Legion: circa 350 A.D.)
Mithras, God of the Morning, our trumpets waken the Wall!
‘Rome is above the Nations, but Thou art over all!’
Now as the names are answered, and the guards are marched away,
Mithras, also a soldier, give us strength for the day!
Mithras, God of the Noontide, the heather swims in the heat.
Our helmets scorch our foreheads, our sandals burn our feet.
Now in the ungirt hour—now ere we blink and drowse,
Mithras, also a soldier, keep us true to our vows!
Mithras, God of the Sunset, low on the Western main—
Thou descending immortal, immortal to rise again!
Now when the watch is ended, now when the wine is drawn,
Mithras, also a soldier, keep us pure till the dawn!
Mithras, God of the Midnight, here where the great bull dies,
Look on thy children in darkness. Oh take our sacrifice!
Many roads thou hast fashioned—all of them lead to the Light,
Mithras, also a soldier, teach us to die aright!
Yet another reason men are better than women - our gods rock! Plus, they are associated with Mystery cults that specifically exclude women. I would strongly advise every man here to fuck off the effeminate, unmanly Christian religion and adopt the worship of the Lord Mithras asap.
It’s true, you hurt my feelings really.
Wait a second….you were asking me about primary and secondary sources. You said we get our info from secondary sources, ie books that have been written about what was written by ancient religions. I said actually I’ve seen the stuff myself, as well as reading the books and speaking to people who are experts…I’d say that makes me better qualified to speak out about ancient religions than the jackass who was talking about ‘women don’t lead when it comes to religion’.
You don’t lol, you just faking it - cunt.
I fail to see how the counterpoint is ad hominem when the original volley is abusive in itself. But the subtleties of language have been proven to be far more clearly understood by women than by men. Most of you are pretty good at killing spiders, though, so I wouldn’t fret too much about your lack in other areas. We always need a good spider killer and someone to move things for us.
Seen the scriptures? The art on the walls? Holy cow. And here I am saying that it’s not scientific. I take that back.
What I know actually comes from Primary Sources, I’ve visited the places, seen the scriptures and art on the walls…
Seen the scriptures? The art on the walls? Holy cow. And here I am saying that it’s not scientific. I take that back.
What I know actually comes from Primary Sources, I’ve visited the places, seen the scriptures and art on the walls…
LOL, keep it coming gayboy
Bola, that was so funny, lol
Sounds all very scientific. Never mind that these ancient religions are very poorly documented. Almost everything we know about them comes from secondary sources. A good opportunity for a feminist rewrite of history. After all, it’s not like those people can come back from the dead and contradict them.
In your post you wrote you like sex because of not having controll at the same time you are controling and imply you are the chooser. This makes you a lying whore, and this is boring - not original, predicatable. No wander you have no clue about men as you don’t even have a clue about yourself. Men are telling you this all your life, but you dont see the clue, so where your barin is, up your ass? Get the fuck out, we men don’t want you here. Got it?
However, society is very keen on imposing RESPONSIBILITIES on men, despite this lack of care or concern. Why should men play ball until these inequities are evened up?
Women need to be decapitated and their heads kicked around public parks until justice is achieved. That’s the kind of ball we need.