Top Ten Reasons Men Are Better Than Women
MenAreBetterThanWomen.com reached 200,000 visitors early this morning, so I thought I would mark the occasion by posting a very special top ten list of the top ten ways in which men are better than women.
Naturally as a man the moment I thought of an idea I set to work implementing it — in this case by writing it. It would have been exactly the same if my idea had been the wheel or the Hoover Dam. That’s because I’m a man and instead of taking shit from the world around me, I can shove shit right back into it as well.
Dick’s Top Ten Reasons MenAreBetterThanWomen.com
10. Men do not have Tourette Syndrome
I believe all women suffer from a mild and extremely localized form of Tourette Syndrome. The afflicted organ? Their tongues. That’s why women cannot shut their fucking mouths for ten seconds while adults are speaking around them. Their tongues are battling around in their mouths like drunken Vipers.
9. Men are not sponges
Women are social chameleons — or better yet: social vampires. Women walk into a situation and before you know it they’ve completely changed their wardrobe and mannerisms as if they’ve joined a fucking cult. Men are not sheep. Everyone knows the word for a female sheep is ewe, but what about the male word? There isn’t one because sheep is something men are not.
8. Women are racists
Women’s entire lives and social circles are based around hatred. Do they hate their boyfriends? Do they hate their wardrobe? Do they hate each other? Yes, yes and fuck definitely. Men don’t go in for that silly sort of nonsense. If we’re dissatisfied, we pick up and move out. Or we take our mighty man muscles and lift fucking mountains so the world looks exactly the way we want it to. Men do more world changing before 9:00 AM than any woman ever has done in her whole life.
7. Men live less than women
The last thing a society needs is a bunch of non-contributing members laying around and sucking all the juice from the young. Men know this so they blast off from birth like shooting man stars — burning out ten years faster, but setting the whole night ablaze with manness. Women just kind of lie around like big fat pigs in big fat puddles of shit. Congratulations women. You really earned those rights!
6. Men write illegibly
Writing is stupid and an ineffective way to communicate. Men know this so they don’t give a shit about handwriting things with big hoops and loops and squiggles and shit so aliens can read notes about remembering to pick up your birth control pills after 6th period from space.
5. Jesus was a man
Whether or not you believe in Jesus, there is one fact you can’t argue with: he was a man. No religion anywhere has ever put a woman in charge of shit. That’s called dogma — man-dogma — and it means men are better than women.
4. Men wear watches
Do you know why men wear watches? It’s because there’s a limited amount of time in the day and men need to know how much of it there is so they can efficiently allocate their man ass kicking for the day. Women don’t wear watches; they wear bracelets. Women wearing bracelets is like dropping a bus of retarded kids off in front of a taffy pulling machine. They can just stare for hours and never get bored.
A watch says, ‘Get up and go! Move your man ass and take care of your fucking man business!’ That’s why 60 minutes uses a ticking watch for its theme song. ‘Important shit is going down and we’re about to talk about it in a fucking fastidious manner, so get the fuck ready,’ says a ticking watch. A bracelet says, ‘You’re most likely ugly, but look at how much money you’re worth!’ What a joke.
3. Boys destroy things
The only thing that has ever lifted our species out of the trees where we came from is our ability to destroy. Take paper: the cornerstone of the modern world. That was invented because man wanted to destroy trees and beat them into pulp. How about nuclear power? Men invented that too. Men are natural destructors. We pop right out of the man-womb and start on a life-long tirade of progress by tearing down the Earth with our mighty, man-manly man-fists. Goddammit, that’s awesome!
2. Marriage is stupid
Marriage is 100% the fault of women. It was invented by men though! Did you know that? Marriage was invented because women were too busy whoring it out to fuck the only the guy who was paying their rent and feeding their fat asses French bon-bons every day. Men invented marriage as a way of telling women who they could and couldn’t fuck. Like everything else men have ever invented, it completely worked and worked way better than any man thought it would. Women became so indoctrinated by the man-invention of marriage that they’re fucking obsessed with it.
Marriage is still stupid. It’s a stupid game invented to entertain stupid minds and to teach basic lessons of fidelity that even invertebrates are born with.
1. Men have penises
When it comes to being a man, being quick at identifying problems is tantamount to fixing them. In fact it’s tantamount-ier. Having a penis — in other words looking like a man and having man parts — is a man’s way of telling other men, ‘Hey. Look at me. I’m a man. I won’t fuck up whatever it is that you’re trying to do. If you need some help, maybe ask me and I’ll see if I can lend a man-hand. It’s the least I could do to be fucking courteous.’
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Not qiute, have you ever heard anyone spreading Chris’es concept? No. Like you have said women at taught and thay are taught wrong, so they know wrong, it becomes a part of their automatic responce, that’s why they are misserable don’t know why, they hate it and look for someone to blame it on the way they feel, but they can not identify wtf is that feeling comeing from, and the most “convinient” choice is to balme is men. But it’s not really convinient cos when they do that, you know what happens. The more thay are misserable that stronger the anger and then you see it all on this site and not only here.
To make the long story short, I have read for ex some PUA material and for ex they say; you can not agrue with women, you can not win with a woman etc. - Im just writing a basic meaning what they say. But for me is a total bs. I always “reprogram” a woman. I do not use any “techniques” I just tell them the way things are. Sure they are figting in the beginning, cry, etc, But guess what? The truth always wins because only the truth sets you free. That’s why I bet Chris’es way of doing things works, because he speaks plain truth. On the contrary women are always taught lies. That’s why they are incompetent totally clueless and as a consequence all misserable. As I say they live their whole life in a shell of a PERSONA and they hate it cos they can not be even themselves. Think about it; how would you feel if you were obligeted to not be yourself for your entire life? And second; what would you feel to a man that came and freed you from it, gave you freedom ???And Interesting side note is, you know what happens when they finnlay get it what I tell them? Something wonderfull. They WAKE UP the same way like the fables say.
Every woman wants to be free, cos this is an overwhelming desire. If a man let’s her to ba a troll she will surely hate him for it, the role of a man is to WAKE HER UP. it doesn’t matter if you are doing it for a particular women as a whole process of waking her up, or you just have a small interaction and you just say something that she “doesn’t like”. The truth always wins. It’s really not like I am winning with a woman, it’s the truth that wins.
We as a society are very scared to spaek the truth and be ourslef. But why? Even women always say; I want a man who speaks the truth, whom I can trust, who is a real man. What I do, I did not read in books. I just have decided one day that I’ll stop pretending, I dont give a damn, I am a man I have one life and I dont have anything to lose, so Ill speak the truth cos it’s more important for me than wanting pussy by being nice. And was I supprised when I started to get a proof that I did right.
So the word of truth has to be spoken. And Chris speaks exactly the way it is, and im sure he will respond to your question too.
Cheers, bro
@MARK -
EXACTLY RIGHT AGAIN!
You are totally getting it now!
Not wanting to go after women for sex (or anything) comes out in your personality and everything you say and do. You could take it or leave it. Drives women completely crazy!!!! They don’t UNDERSTAND this behavior in men.
AT ALL.
That’s when you notice —>> WOMEN DO ALL THE WORK TO GET YOU LAID!!!
HOLY SHIT! YES!!
That’s why they always come running after you saying “what you don’t want to fuck me?”. “You’re gay”. “You must have a small dick”.
Because they are all brainwashed by other women to think ALL MEN WANT TO FUCK THEM.
@MARK - EXACTLY!
Women FALSELY TEACH EACH OTHER that “men only want one thing” –>> AND THAT’S SUPPOSED TO BE “BAD”.
But only wanting 1 thing from a woman is GOOD!
ITS NOT AN INSULT. ITS A COMPLIMENT!!!
Consider the alternatives….
1. A man could be interested in a woman (at first) for only ONE thing.
2. A man could be interested in a woman (at first) for 1001 THINGS.
(which is “needy” and lame)
Or….
3. A man could be interested in a woman (at first) for NOTHING.
Those are a MAN’S CHOICES.
Which is biggest compliment??
#2??? Only WOMEN go after men for all kinds of other things that they have no business going after.
#3??? Would she rather he just IGNORE HER??
WOMEN HATE MEN WHO IGNORE THEM MORE THAN ANYTHING!
No.
If a man is only interested in a woman for ONE THING,
Women must stop thinking of that as a “PROBLEM”.
Because THAT’S THE WHOLE BIOLOGICAL POINT BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN.
BUT –>> THE MAN WHO WANTS NOTHING FROM WOMEN AT ALL
Is the guy who gets the most pussy.
Because women cannot believe that a guy doesn’t want anything from them. They are ALL brainwashed into thinking EVERY MAN WANTS ONE THING (SEX) FROM YOU.
That’s why NOT TRYING and NOT PURSUING WOMEN —->>> WORKS.
If you hate men then by your own standard you are gay too. LOL
AHA! Gotcha. But that won’t ever happen, because all women are whores who don’t see the point in having sex unless they get something else out of it. Love. Respect. A commitment. Whatever.
That’s why they are destined to be miserable, because that won’t ever change. They are taught by other WOMEN (not MEN like you) that withholding sex will get them more. And it DOES NOT WORK.
Right?
Great question!
BECAUSE –>> If women want things to change for themselves, they MUST change their motivations for having sex. THeir own satisfaction - and contentment - depends on it.
If a girl limits herself to ONLY having sex for HIS (OR HER OR THEIR) PLEASURE . . . . . NEVER EXPECTING ANYTHING BUT THE SEX ITSELF, she will never be disappointed with the outcome or her decision to peel her panties off.
She will probably have sex LESS OFTEN,
BUT every experience will be a positive one,
because she only did it for HIS / HER / THEIR pleasure.
Women who have expectations about WHAT ELSE sex is “supposed” to get them, are kidding themselves. They are universally unhappy on global level because they have brainwashed themselves into thinking sex is supposed to give them some other satisfaction.
If they learn EARLY ON that sex doesn’t get you anything but sex,
then women will have some progress.
To Chris: I have to disagree with you here for one main reason. Women don’t have sex for pleasure. We talked about that. They are whores. Always have been, and alway will be. Why would you recommend that they fuck whomever they want?
@MARK. LMAO!!! That’s the spirit.
Gay? Is being gay supposed to be an insult? If you’re hot, I’ll fuck you. No problem. So will Dick and any other one of us ‘faggots’. But if you’re not, get your fucking fat ass to a treadmill and shut the fuck up.
i aint wastin my time with this gay website, i spoke my opinion, which im entitled to, you say the woman i love (Melissa) does not exist, dont hate just because you aint got it, have you even tried? besides, women are beautiful and i love them, screw you all, Semper Fidelis
Quick - get off this fucking website before he is forced to rename it to http://www.somemenarebetterthanwomen.com!
You’re raging on the internet because of someone you’ll never meet in real life. Good job sir, you certainly proved you’re the better man here. Especially with your smatterings of poor grammar and spelling.
oh yh, she luv meh 2
your hard on the computer aint ya? you fucking mug, lime jelly? great limey reference you yank cunt, wtf is that shit about her needs? just because you have no woman to love dont mean you can ridicule mine, can i help it if i love and care for her? you fucking twat go fuck yourself
God, it sucks to be a female. If I knew were one, my life would have been a waste. What could I have accomplished? It is so great to be a male, because we possess the ambition, strength, and drive to be known. It is that instinct we have that separates us from animals, women, plants, etc.
Grow a big pair of bollocks you WUSS. You sound like a fucking woman! You sound like one of those hapless manwomen cunts who dives straight in trying to offer them everything you believe they want, instant respect unconditional love and implicit trust - you soppy twat what the fuck are you made of? Lime fucking jelly? Give the whores a hard time and get the whores riding your cock on your terms instead of supplicating to their needs CUNT.
and what do you pricks mean by “the” dick masterson? wtf? the? hes nothing, hes a fucking wanker, nothing else, all you sexist pricks all fucking worship him, now your all sexist and demonic
wtf? this website is bullshit and so is dick, women deserve their rights, you self righteous sexist little cunt, how the fuck can you say things like this about women? your mum is a woman for christs sake, wtf have you got against them? well if you dont like women i guess your gay and wont know the wonderous and fulfilling experience of loving and being loved by a woman, btw they are not objects and cannot be “owned”
You can’t ban a gender, you don’t have the coding skills to do anything, you pretentious little cunt.
There is absolutely no way to permanently ban a gender, or any reasonable way to even temporarily ban one. Get off this website and go back to your sandbox. Or bury yourself in it. I really couldn’t care less as long as you’re gone.
Besides, I don’t think you have any intellect or research. Enjoy your failure.