Top Ten Reasons Men Are Better Than Women
MenAreBetterThanWomen.com reached 200,000 visitors early this morning, so I thought I would mark the occasion by posting a very special top ten list of the top ten ways in which men are better than women.
Naturally as a man the moment I thought of an idea I set to work implementing it — in this case by writing it. It would have been exactly the same if my idea had been the wheel or the Hoover Dam. That’s because I’m a man and instead of taking shit from the world around me, I can shove shit right back into it as well.
Dick’s Top Ten Reasons MenAreBetterThanWomen.com
10. Men do not have Tourette Syndrome
I believe all women suffer from a mild and extremely localized form of Tourette Syndrome. The afflicted organ? Their tongues. That’s why women cannot shut their fucking mouths for ten seconds while adults are speaking around them. Their tongues are battling around in their mouths like drunken Vipers.
9. Men are not sponges
Women are social chameleons — or better yet: social vampires. Women walk into a situation and before you know it they’ve completely changed their wardrobe and mannerisms as if they’ve joined a fucking cult. Men are not sheep. Everyone knows the word for a female sheep is ewe, but what about the male word? There isn’t one because sheep is something men are not.
8. Women are racists
Women’s entire lives and social circles are based around hatred. Do they hate their boyfriends? Do they hate their wardrobe? Do they hate each other? Yes, yes and fuck definitely. Men don’t go in for that silly sort of nonsense. If we’re dissatisfied, we pick up and move out. Or we take our mighty man muscles and lift fucking mountains so the world looks exactly the way we want it to. Men do more world changing before 9:00 AM than any woman ever has done in her whole life.
7. Men live less than women
The last thing a society needs is a bunch of non-contributing members laying around and sucking all the juice from the young. Men know this so they blast off from birth like shooting man stars — burning out ten years faster, but setting the whole night ablaze with manness. Women just kind of lie around like big fat pigs in big fat puddles of shit. Congratulations women. You really earned those rights!
6. Men write illegibly
Writing is stupid and an ineffective way to communicate. Men know this so they don’t give a shit about handwriting things with big hoops and loops and squiggles and shit so aliens can read notes about remembering to pick up your birth control pills after 6th period from space.
5. Jesus was a man
Whether or not you believe in Jesus, there is one fact you can’t argue with: he was a man. No religion anywhere has ever put a woman in charge of shit. That’s called dogma — man-dogma — and it means men are better than women.
4. Men wear watches
Do you know why men wear watches? It’s because there’s a limited amount of time in the day and men need to know how much of it there is so they can efficiently allocate their man ass kicking for the day. Women don’t wear watches; they wear bracelets. Women wearing bracelets is like dropping a bus of retarded kids off in front of a taffy pulling machine. They can just stare for hours and never get bored.
A watch says, ‘Get up and go! Move your man ass and take care of your fucking man business!’ That’s why 60 minutes uses a ticking watch for its theme song. ‘Important shit is going down and we’re about to talk about it in a fucking fastidious manner, so get the fuck ready,’ says a ticking watch. A bracelet says, ‘You’re most likely ugly, but look at how much money you’re worth!’ What a joke.
3. Boys destroy things
The only thing that has ever lifted our species out of the trees where we came from is our ability to destroy. Take paper: the cornerstone of the modern world. That was invented because man wanted to destroy trees and beat them into pulp. How about nuclear power? Men invented that too. Men are natural destructors. We pop right out of the man-womb and start on a life-long tirade of progress by tearing down the Earth with our mighty, man-manly man-fists. Goddammit, that’s awesome!
2. Marriage is stupid
Marriage is 100% the fault of women. It was invented by men though! Did you know that? Marriage was invented because women were too busy whoring it out to fuck the only the guy who was paying their rent and feeding their fat asses French bon-bons every day. Men invented marriage as a way of telling women who they could and couldn’t fuck. Like everything else men have ever invented, it completely worked and worked way better than any man thought it would. Women became so indoctrinated by the man-invention of marriage that they’re fucking obsessed with it.
Marriage is still stupid. It’s a stupid game invented to entertain stupid minds and to teach basic lessons of fidelity that even invertebrates are born with.
1. Men have penises
When it comes to being a man, being quick at identifying problems is tantamount to fixing them. In fact it’s tantamount-ier. Having a penis — in other words looking like a man and having man parts — is a man’s way of telling other men, ‘Hey. Look at me. I’m a man. I won’t fuck up whatever it is that you’re trying to do. If you need some help, maybe ask me and I’ll see if I can lend a man-hand. It’s the least I could do to be fucking courteous.’
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The need for sex these days is a complete waste of time , we need to find a cure for this need for sex , we have the technology to do this , lets make a fund raiser to finance finding this cure. I’m going to contribute with all I have , I will sell my car , and my house if it needs to( probably I will lose them when I will divorce form my wife anyway :))) .So I’m proposing this , it’s the only way , I love my wife , but this feminist shit has gone to far !!!
men have 13% bigger brains , and use gray matter when thinking , gray matter is responsabile for thinking .While women use white matter witch is for memorising, and men have bigger and stronger bodies , what do you want more?? . Look at all the species , males are much bigger and stronger , in humans is the same like all other bilions of species on earth .Humans have more developed brains , but these brains are divided in male brain and female brain like bodies in a species , and also brains in all the species , women have brain, but compared to men brain is inferior , like women body , and it also works differently , it’s not just bigger.
And why are we arguing with feminists???? this is a MEN ONLY SITE !!!!! So my comrades , we have to ignore all women , and build those robots to take care of kids , laboratories to order kids , and a cure for the need of sex .
She’s stamping her little feet now.
So what would be a point for you to stay on our site?? You know we are not going to chase after you + you already said you never expected a man to chase and pursue you.
No.
Chris - LOL. Totally classic, man.
Mysogynists don’t HATE anything about you.
Mysogynists DON’T CARE about you.
There’s a very big difference between HATE and INDIFFERENCE.
Only a woman is capable of REACTING to a few carefully chosen words on a webpage (that she KNOWS is true) with —>> “HATE”. She will even assume that men she never met “HATE” her.
. . . . JUST because some man (who never treated her badly) TYPED something on HIS website she has no business visiting anyway.
MEN ARE N O T R E Q U I R E D TO TELL YOU WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR,
NOR ARE THEIR THOUGHTS R E Q U I R E D MEET YOUR APPROVAL.
You get that???
Read it again . . . .
MEN ARE N O T R E Q U I R E D TO TELL YOU WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR,
NOR ARE THEIR THOUGHTS R E Q U I R E D MEET YOUR APPROVAL.
So you can stop pretending that they are.
Now that we’ve established that….. Leave.
. . . and take your feminist “HATE” elsewhere.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
I don’t give a rat’s ass.
Make me.
Men invented everything , math , chemistry , PHYSICS,literature,history , build all the inventions and all buildings and everything . Men brain is 13% bigger as his body , but as his body his brain is not just bigger but much stronger.We use gray matter when thinking , women use only white matter , and gray matter is responsabile for thinking , while white matter is for memorising , that’s way women can’t think ,only copy , they are fucking copying machines , they copy behavior and everything.That can’t be argued that men are much superior to women , look around !! what do you see??? . A computer , TV , furniture , light bulb , books, these are the most important. Well , what’s made by men , well : computer , tv , light bulb , books .This is due to genes , men and women have 2% different genes , the same as men and male chimps or women and female chimps, even rats. It’s americans fault that women are feminist , it’s because you’re fucking retarded and started separating from women when we can’t do that yet.We need robots to take care of kids , and laboratories where we can order kids , that is at least 30 years away , americans you will have hard time with your women until those robots and laboratories are availabe.
The “lord” was rendered entirely in lowercase, thereby designating it a generic exclamation, not an appeal to a non-existent deity. And the world doesn’t mean just politics, it means everything “beyond the scope of your own blinkered existence”. Yes, I am repeating myself, something the misogynists hate despite how boringly fucking repetitive they are, but seriously, how many times to you have to say something before the light dawns?
@MAGNOLIA
Noone WANTS - or EXPECTS - you to respond.
Noone wants you here AT ALL.
WOMEN LEAVE.
I believe studioline’s first language is NOT English.
German is MY first lanuage. French is MY Third. So if I spell a word wrong, then perhaps you tell me the correct GERMAN & FRENCH words (and their dictionary definitions) before you flood a room with your RIDICULOUS sarcasm.
Fuck off this website.
@MAGNOLIA
Sorry, neither Merriam-Webster nor the OED list the word “chease”. Since you have used it a number of times, I will assume that it is not a typo. Please explain what “cheasing” is and I will be able to respond. I will say this right now, I do not, and never have, either expected or wanted a man to “chease” me.
Noone WANTS - or EXPECTS - you to respond.
Noone wants you here AT ALL.
WOMEN LEAVE.
I believe studioline’s first language is NOT English.
German is MY first lanuage. French is MY Third. So if I spell a word wrong, then perhaps you tell me the correct GERMAN & FRENCH words (and their dictionary definitions) before you flood a room with your RIDICULOUS sarcasm.
Fuck off this website.
@MARK - While the intent is good . . . . PLEASE Don’t re-copy and re-paste my thoughts and opinions as your own. It only takes a minute to understand and rewrite your own version in your own words. Thanks in advance.
Sorry, neither Merriam-Webster nor the OED list the word “chease”. Since you have used it a number of times, I will assume that it is not a typo. Please explain what “cheasing” is and I will be able to respond. I will say this right now, I do not, and never have, either expected or wanted a man to “chease” me.
@ANNE
NO.
If a woman wants to be thought of as ANYTHING “special”,
ITS GOING TO BE UP TO —->>> HER.
NOT —>> HIM.
You get that??
Lemme say that again.
If a woman wants to be thought of as ANYTHING “special”,
ITS GOING TO BE UP TO —->>> HER. NOT THE MAN.
You American women are simply unbelievable that way.
SHE: “Ever thought that women maybe???……”
MAN: “No. I haven’t . I have been too busy building a life for myself so that I can have whatever I want in this world . . . . to ASSUME (or PRESUME) that any woman WHO HAS MADE NO EFFORT is worth me sharing it with her.”
You women are so fuckin’ lazy it’s unbelievable. You want a man to GENUINELY think of you as ‘different’ and ’special’ —>> BEFORE YOU MAKE ANY EFFORT WHATSOEVER.
That’s never gonna happen..
That’s why you play the “stereotype” card.
Because your too fuckin’ lazy to do anything about it.
And this is what happens when a man pursues=does the chease=helps woman to become a whore;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgS4s8uY_p8
Every woman expests or even demands on a man to chease after her and peruse her. Wolud you still say it’s a stereotype? And that want = whoring. Would you still say that a man who refuses to chease after a woman is a sexist? And the point is not to have a gf it’s not to pursue her = not helping her to be a whore.
What do you mean variety???
It would be a variety If I or ny other men met a woman and she was not expecting him to chease after and pursue her. And that expextation “chease me = whoring.
If you know any woman who is not expecting a man to chease after, then let her show here and I’ll admit that there is a variety.
Virtually every woman who comes here makes that comment. And then you complain about stereotypes.
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Women’s greatest happiness is seeing someone more miserable than they are…if that isn’t happening, they will create a situation where someone is made to feel more miserable than they do.
Honestly, if these women didn’t think that Dick had some valid points, they wouldn’t even bother to post…it’d be immaterial. However, Dick not only has some valid points, he exposes their games and mindset wide open. So they post and post, attacking everything they can about him, thinking that their point will make a difference…
It won’t, nor will trying to reason with them. That’s why more and more guys are pretty much ignoring them and their insults and shaming tactics and focusing more on facts and logic so that OTHER MEN can embrace what Dick and MILLIONS of other men know…
Men ARE better than women.
If women were truly equal or superior, we would be taught to think like them….guess what, women hate that worse than they hate each other. Also, women don’t want the freedom men have because they don’t want the responsibility that freedom entails. Women love picking and choosing and getting everything that benefits them alone. ONLY when they are personally affected do they say something.
That’s why it’s better for men to laugh at their comments and talk more to those who can process the information rather than those who don’t want anyone wrecking their fragile mindset.
Deathslayer
Virtually every woman who comes here makes that comment. And then you complain about stereotypes.