Top Ten Reasons Men Are Better Than Women
MenAreBetterThanWomen.com reached 200,000 visitors early this morning, so I thought I would mark the occasion by posting a very special top ten list of the top ten ways in which men are better than women.
Naturally as a man the moment I thought of an idea I set to work implementing it — in this case by writing it. It would have been exactly the same if my idea had been the wheel or the Hoover Dam. That’s because I’m a man and instead of taking shit from the world around me, I can shove shit right back into it as well.
Dick’s Top Ten Reasons MenAreBetterThanWomen.com
10. Men do not have Tourette Syndrome
I believe all women suffer from a mild and extremely localized form of Tourette Syndrome. The afflicted organ? Their tongues. That’s why women cannot shut their fucking mouths for ten seconds while adults are speaking around them. Their tongues are battling around in their mouths like drunken Vipers.
9. Men are not sponges
Women are social chameleons — or better yet: social vampires. Women walk into a situation and before you know it they’ve completely changed their wardrobe and mannerisms as if they’ve joined a fucking cult. Men are not sheep. Everyone knows the word for a female sheep is ewe, but what about the male word? There isn’t one because sheep is something men are not.
8. Women are racists
Women’s entire lives and social circles are based around hatred. Do they hate their boyfriends? Do they hate their wardrobe? Do they hate each other? Yes, yes and fuck definitely. Men don’t go in for that silly sort of nonsense. If we’re dissatisfied, we pick up and move out. Or we take our mighty man muscles and lift fucking mountains so the world looks exactly the way we want it to. Men do more world changing before 9:00 AM than any woman ever has done in her whole life.
7. Men live less than women
The last thing a society needs is a bunch of non-contributing members laying around and sucking all the juice from the young. Men know this so they blast off from birth like shooting man stars — burning out ten years faster, but setting the whole night ablaze with manness. Women just kind of lie around like big fat pigs in big fat puddles of shit. Congratulations women. You really earned those rights!
6. Men write illegibly
Writing is stupid and an ineffective way to communicate. Men know this so they don’t give a shit about handwriting things with big hoops and loops and squiggles and shit so aliens can read notes about remembering to pick up your birth control pills after 6th period from space.
5. Jesus was a man
Whether or not you believe in Jesus, there is one fact you can’t argue with: he was a man. No religion anywhere has ever put a woman in charge of shit. That’s called dogma — man-dogma — and it means men are better than women.
4. Men wear watches
Do you know why men wear watches? It’s because there’s a limited amount of time in the day and men need to know how much of it there is so they can efficiently allocate their man ass kicking for the day. Women don’t wear watches; they wear bracelets. Women wearing bracelets is like dropping a bus of retarded kids off in front of a taffy pulling machine. They can just stare for hours and never get bored.
A watch says, ‘Get up and go! Move your man ass and take care of your fucking man business!’ That’s why 60 minutes uses a ticking watch for its theme song. ‘Important shit is going down and we’re about to talk about it in a fucking fastidious manner, so get the fuck ready,’ says a ticking watch. A bracelet says, ‘You’re most likely ugly, but look at how much money you’re worth!’ What a joke.
3. Boys destroy things
The only thing that has ever lifted our species out of the trees where we came from is our ability to destroy. Take paper: the cornerstone of the modern world. That was invented because man wanted to destroy trees and beat them into pulp. How about nuclear power? Men invented that too. Men are natural destructors. We pop right out of the man-womb and start on a life-long tirade of progress by tearing down the Earth with our mighty, man-manly man-fists. Goddammit, that’s awesome!
2. Marriage is stupid
Marriage is 100% the fault of women. It was invented by men though! Did you know that? Marriage was invented because women were too busy whoring it out to fuck the only the guy who was paying their rent and feeding their fat asses French bon-bons every day. Men invented marriage as a way of telling women who they could and couldn’t fuck. Like everything else men have ever invented, it completely worked and worked way better than any man thought it would. Women became so indoctrinated by the man-invention of marriage that they’re fucking obsessed with it.
Marriage is still stupid. It’s a stupid game invented to entertain stupid minds and to teach basic lessons of fidelity that even invertebrates are born with.
1. Men have penises
When it comes to being a man, being quick at identifying problems is tantamount to fixing them. In fact it’s tantamount-ier. Having a penis — in other words looking like a man and having man parts — is a man’s way of telling other men, ‘Hey. Look at me. I’m a man. I won’t fuck up whatever it is that you’re trying to do. If you need some help, maybe ask me and I’ll see if I can lend a man-hand. It’s the least I could do to be fucking courteous.’
Men Are Better Than Women.
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This taylor cunt (below) has been brainwashed beyond all recognition to even PRETEND to know what makes a “smart” man SMART.
“OMFG!!!! NOT ALL MEN ARE STUPID JUST YOU!!!!!”
Please,
There is this very funny thing I have noticed since moving to the US that women somehow EXPECT men to be stupid.
And I mean REALLY stupid.
In fact, American women get really ANGRY when you’re NOT stupid.
Just turn on your television for 15 minutes and you’ll see what I mean.
• Homer Simpson
• American Dad
• The Office
• Family Guy
• The King of Queens
• Married with Children
• Everybody loves (but nobody respects) Raymond.
These are not “men”.
These are neutered little house pets.
In every TV commercial or sitcom, the wife is always portrayed as “beautiful”, “etherial”, and she can do no wrong…..
And the man is just a poor, dumb, schmuck who should “feel lucky to have found her”.
That’s not COMEDY.
That’s a TRAGEDY.
American women hate smarter men so much they will even key your CAR.
Who raised these poor cunts?
That’s never gonna get a girl laid.
Taylor get the fuck off this website and start playing sperm vacuum on a cock.
http://nomarriage.com
Now THAT’s only part of being a smart man.
A woman hasn’t got a fucking clue.
Never listen to a woman’s definition of “SMART”.
It will be dumbest shit you ever heard.
menarebetterthanwomen.
Or a woman’s definition of a good man. This equates to him kissing her arse and paying for the privilege.
correct. Exactly the kind of ’stereotyping’ women screaming in anger about decades ago. Not only do they accept it these days, they expect men to be ridiculed in this way so their own sons can see what’s expected of them once they become eligible for their ‘marriage’ (abuse)
*women were*
women may not be *boom* muscles but we sure as hell are smarter than you. im not saying all men are idiots, just you. in at least four of those reasons up there that you probably thought of while jacking off because ur alone, they contradict each other. because of men like you half of the world is thinking about blowing each other half to bits. real smart. your so immature. and another question arises. are you gay or just such a loser that you cant get laid? is that why your dogging on us women? it seems you have nothing better to do than to whine to people who could care less. and if they do care then they are in the same boat your in. i will say this though. marriage to me is a bit stupid. but i dont know if you are aware of this but most women rule the relationships. prove me wrong. most of us have you men whipped i have a lot more i could say but to prove you wrong im not going to over do it. i hope you and your penis are very happy together, because its the only thing your going to be seeing in terms of sex. ^_^ bye bye *muah* love ya
Her IQ is clearly shown in this post watcher. In her ownw words she tells us men why we shouldn’t bother with anything than fucking them. I love it when they do it for us. Another definition for ‘out of the mouths of babes’ Keep posting taylor, you’re making your gender shine. *wink*
Few beers tonight, typo alert.
My favourite is, “…it seems you have nothing better to do than to whine to people who could care less.”
Very amusing.
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OH YEAH-WHY DON’T YOU COME SUCK MY FEMALE DICK BITCH?-HOW BOUT THEM APPLES? YOU STUPID PIECE OF S-H-I-T. IF IT WASN’T FOR A WOMAN YOUR STUPID ASS WOULDN’T BE HERE TO WRITE ALL THIS SHIT. YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARD. YOUR A FAILURE LMAO!….OH YEAH SUCK MY CLIT.
” IF IT WASN’T FOR A WOMAN YOUR STUPID ASS WOULDN’T BE HERE TO WRITE ALL THIS SHIT. YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARD.”
This chestnut of supreme femlae logic again. I think his dad had something to his being here to, loon. Go banshee wail somewhere else.
with the long line of ;others please kill yourself and do the globe a favor you pussy
Your an idiot. You either live in a hole or you’ve met one woman in your life and she may have been these things (so get the fuck out) I feel sorry for anyone (woman of man)who has your presence forced upon them. You don’t live in the dark ages so get over your self entitlement. Your DEFIANTLY gay, and you have a lot of man love so focus on coming to terms with your sexuality and get out of the closet! Try talking to a real woman because i can promise they are not as self-righteous as you seem to be. We also are not the ones missing part of a chromosome.
A “real woman”?
What’s that? Do you have a clue??
Its always hilarious when a woman says “try talking to a ‘real woman’” for a change”…. but she always fails to INCLUDE HERSELF in that category – casually mentioning the ever illusive “real woman” in the 3RD person like she herself has no fucking idea what a “real woman” is.
And you DON’T.
Closets are for brooms bitch.
God forbid a straight man should ever point and laugh you out of the room. Would your head explode? Any man who doesn’t worship you for no fucking reason is DEFIANTLY gay?
Just how fucking arrogant are you cunts???
Imagine if a man said: “unless you drink my spunk and worship me you’re defiantly a big fat dyke”.
Men don’t think like that.
because men are better than women.
”A “real woman”?”
She likely thinks of herself as a real woman because there’s probably enough of her to make 3.
The best part about flipping through her fat would be finding the Dorito.
And observe the way she SAID it:
“You idiot. You should try talking to a real woman!!!
THEY…… are not a self righteous.”
THEY??
Women never include themselves in the category of “real woman” – for a reason.
Because they can’t admit “real woman” is just a fancy way of saying “a life support system for a vagina”.
all right! *high fives* you rock!
..and ‘five’ being their collective IQ.
IF THATS HOW YOU FEEL YOURE GAY. GO SUCK A DICK, DICK!
HAHHA
EmmaCunt, Dick is a real straight man being a real. This is how all you cunts are going to be treated from now on! Shut the fuck up, down on your keens bitch!
You hate women much as an alchoholic hates alchohol, because you are addicted to them. Maybe so addicted that you wish to be one and this causes additional disguist. You additionally have a hate for yourself, because you are not a women. I hope you get yourself better. I bet you can be a real valuable part of society, if you take medication. Good Luck!!
Hey prof: You spell as badly as I do, and I’m no prof, neither by the way are you.
LOL! “Prof. Jason Jackson!!!”
Seriously, Cindi or Mindi or whatever the hell your name is, some good honest advice.
If you’re stupid don’t pretend to be intelligent.
If you’re uneducated don’t pretend to be a Professor.
Perhaps most importantly, if you’re a female don’t pretend to be male!
Cindi, for God’s sake there’s a big difference between ’stretching it’ and ‘taking the piss’.
”Cindi, for God’s sake there’s a big difference between ’stretching it’ and ‘taking the piss’.”
True in so many ways.
Jason said:
If this should be the standard for reasoning, then we can say all of the following:
Lesbians hate men because they love them so much.
The feminists hate men because they love them so much.
The feminists hate masculinity because they want to be so.
The feminists promote divorce because they love marriage.
Obama hates Bush because he loves him so much.
God hates Satan because he loves him so much.
As always, women cannot refute what we say and resort to perverted and non specific conclusions.
Jason, it is not always true to think that one hates something because he loves it. This usually exists in women because they are jealous of everything and express their jealousy through hatred.
Gentlemen this is seriously a case of vagina envy women have half the money and all the pussy so unless you’re gay get over it!
If women have half the money it’s because they took it from men. As for vagina envy, I guess by that backward logic Jews hate Nazis because they wish they could be Nazis too. Dumb cunt. Go cook someone’s dinner you worthless whore.
http://www.menweb.org/omwv1n2.htm
“Actually, Marc Lepine, who murdered 14 female engineering students at Montreal’s École Polytechnique, wasn’t trying to kill women. He was trying to kill feminists. Before he opened fire, he said to the female engineering students, “You’re all feminists. I hate feminists!” And in his suicide note, Lepine wrote, “Feminists have wrecked my life.” “
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I agree with you.
Brother Micho, and I agree with you! Haha fellow brother lets destroy them completely! This will be the greatest battle ever fought because men will not fight each other! Hey did you get my e-mail?
ARMY OF MEN RISE UP!!!
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BROTHERHOOD RISE UP!!!
I thought I was done and as I scroll down I see the issue of “equality”. Why are we not equal? Are we not as valuable to society as men? Fortunately for all of us we all serve a purpose in society if we are making ourselves a meaningful part of society. Sex has nothing to do with your value, the things you do to contribute determine your value. I work hard as a supervisor, I’m not on welfare, I have my own insurance, I gave birth to children-that a raise on my own most of the time, I have a degree from a university that I paid for myself, I cook, I clean, I assist in my community, I built a deck on the back of my house, I change me own oil and brakes and whatever else on my car that may need fixing without replacing an engine or transmission, i’m strong, I have muscles, i’m young, and i’m beautiful. I contribute to society but I am not perfect. I leave my foot print just like everyone else. I may not have ever invented anything, like light, but I do just as good a job as my male counterparts. That is what determines your value in society. Not whether or not you have a penis, I can pick a penis up at any sex toy shop. If you tell me that’s what I need to be valuable I will buy one and mount it on the front of my car so everyone can see just how big my value is and i’ll my make sure it’s a lot bigger than most men.
amanda; First part of your comment, you’re a rarity. Second part of your comment, once again you’re as crass as most that post here. Men don’t value themselves merely because of their genitals, that’s women I’m afraid, that and the fact, as you yourself pointed out, ‘give birth’. Hamsters are cute and give birth, should we start worshipping them too? I can see why you’re bringing up your children alone, who the fuck would want to live with you. Of course you’re a supervisor, it’s what todays woman does best, thinks she’s smart enough to tell everyone what to do. I bet that’s why no man wants to live with you, do you become their supervisor too, no need to answer that, I already know.
1. Men have penises…
Weren’t genitals a part of your reasons for being valuable. My genitals don’t make me valuable and I have never asked any one to worship me. I was begged to take the supervisors position by a man, because I am a better person for the job than a man. I work along side my employees while supporting them in their position. I raise my children as a single mother because my husband left me. I do have a boyfriend, we have been together for years. He loves me, he’s my best friend and we are completely honest with each other and respect each other. He’s also a supervisor at his job. Maybe we like to boss each other around. The only things you know about me are what I put in this post.
I ‘know’ you’re a woman, so the probabilty of self embellishment is very high if you aren’t flat out lying. Every woman I’ve ever spoken to on these kind of topics allways claims ’she’s not like that’. You’re all the odd one out. Then a man lives with you and finds that you’re just the same as the rest. Manipulative parasites, that ‘think’ the’re the hardest workers on the planet. My experience of 46 years. Women do four things very well, chatter, nag, manipulate and spend money, especially if they haven’t earned it themselves. Feel free to answer if you please. This conversation is over my end, I’m trying not to enter into discussions with women on serious issues these days as their ‘opinions’ are usualy feminist dogma and are usually too ignorant to give anything outside of this indoctrination a single thought.
Bravo! Welcome to the club, with the odd exception, they are not worth the effort of arguing/debating with.
Mate, I thought it might be possible to actually try and talk to them, but my short time on this site has proven the exact opposite. Might just as well talk to a horses arse. Check out the link I posted earlier. Angry Harry’s site looks ok to me so far, I’ll keep posting here but may start giving a bit of my time to annoying people with e-mails too. *wink*
Yeah, I followed the link, unbelieveable! Thanks for that.
Just do as I do and put the ‘boot in’ when the mood takes you! It reduces stress and puts a smile on your face! LOL
unbelieveable, unbelievable!
Oh God! I must be coming down with a case of H5N1 ‘woman-flu’!
“I was begged to take the supervisors position by a man, because I am a better person for the job than a man.”
This is where you lost me.
It sounds as though you’re saying there is not a single man in the world who can do your job better than you. If I were to say there is not a single woman in the world who can do my job better than I could I’d be branded an arsehole.
Perhaps the job involved being pregnant?
Or a whore.
pathetic homenian attack. grow up
Women as a society have changed who and what they are out of necessity. If I could be a woman of the 50’s, staying at home, cooking, cleaning, raising my children, and satisfying my man’s every need and desire I would. However; there is not many men left today who are who or what they use to be. Women have to go to school and work so that they may support the children they are “100 percent responsible for creating” and 5 out of 10 times the man who was there to supply the mighty penis that had a hand in impregnating them (unvoluntarily of course, becuase that whore threw herself at that man to get him to impregnant her in the first place). I believe that secretly you must be a feminist. I say this because for a man to write so many negative things that make him appear to be a jerk, as well as most of the man “species”, must be secretly trying to point out the flaws that many men have. I will agree that women can be scandalous, back stabbing, and not ever genuine beings; but, men can be these things, too. Thank you.
”Women as a society have changed who and what they are out of necessity”
Women have nagged society the way they do in the home, with the same result. Luckily for them commerce values their spending power.
So why did men stop supporting women the way society was originally suppose to be if what you are saying is correct? I didn’t personally bitch to get to do what I have to do.
Frank said,
Dear Frank,
What is the most retarded thing is exactly what you said. Do you know why? Simply because you’re talking about what women are no longer into. You speak proudly about women raising children, but women themselves no longer want this. See why you are retarded?
Micho
Well said Micho. It is also important to note that most serial killers were raised by single mothers.
Most of the single mothers are killers or abusive themselves, especially toward their sons.
” using your children as a STAGE for your financial gain is petty and narcisistic.”
Todays wife, mother.
” have you not stopped to think that because 95% of MEN pay child support is because in court the women mainly get custody.”
Todays woman’s definition of ‘equality’.
”women’s rights”
Privilege.
WOW thats the best fucking list EVER!
WHO RUNS THE WORLD? MEN!
Who invented light? MEN!
WE ARE FUCKING POWER AND WORLD SHARPERS!!
Men invented light? Holy shit! I’ll let the sun know, because he thinks that was his gift to the world.
Well, God is referred to in the masculine in the bible, so yes, men invented light. Jackass.
i think this is the most sexist shit i’ve ever read. i really don’t care at all (to be honest) if it’s a joke or if whoever wrote this petty “list.” this site is worthless, much like anything like it. women don’t have to PROVE anything to you, because we do on a daily basis. it’s sad that you pathetic fucks are even arguing this and won’t realize we’re all equal. men get random boners, women get their period; men get beat the fuck up, women get abused by their husbands. i’d have to say this shit is all the same in its own way. i think if you honestly agree that men are, indeed, better than women, and are over the age of 18, you need to seek some psychological help, for you will never have a meaningful relationship for the rest of you ignorant, small-minded life. fuck you, fuck your shit, have a nice life.
Did we ask for your opinion?
….
Did anyone on this thread ask this stupid bitch for any garble?
….
My point exactly. All Anti Male Shaming Tactics aside, all you’ve proven by coming here is just show how narrow minded you’ve been programmed to be. Have fun getting fucked over by the rest of the world bitch.
Equality my ass.
Wow. We’re all equal? My fucking steaming shit we are. NO ONE is equal. Some are going to be better than me at X, but I’ll be better at Y.
Men are also better that women because women are unfortunately given more rights than a man (ex. vawa) and do not need to do anything on this planet according to the Quran. The Quran says women are given more rights than men and that men are given responsibilty and less rights. It also says men are in charge of women and that women are dirty sinful creatures… hehe
Amen brother!
The Quran is a pile of shit though. It’s only good for lighting my bonfire to be perfectly honest.