Top Ten Reasons Men Are Better Than Women
MenAreBetterThanWomen.com reached 200,000 visitors early this morning, so I thought I would mark the occasion by posting a very special top ten list of the top ten ways in which men are better than women.
Naturally as a man the moment I thought of an idea I set to work implementing it — in this case by writing it. It would have been exactly the same if my idea had been the wheel or the Hoover Dam. That’s because I’m a man and instead of taking shit from the world around me, I can shove shit right back into it as well.
Dick’s Top Ten Reasons MenAreBetterThanWomen.com
10. Men do not have Tourette Syndrome
I believe all women suffer from a mild and extremely localized form of Tourette Syndrome. The afflicted organ? Their tongues. That’s why women cannot shut their fucking mouths for ten seconds while adults are speaking around them. Their tongues are battling around in their mouths like drunken Vipers.
9. Men are not sponges
Women are social chameleons — or better yet: social vampires. Women walk into a situation and before you know it they’ve completely changed their wardrobe and mannerisms as if they’ve joined a fucking cult. Men are not sheep. Everyone knows the word for a female sheep is ewe, but what about the male word? There isn’t one because sheep is something men are not.
8. Women are racists
Women’s entire lives and social circles are based around hatred. Do they hate their boyfriends? Do they hate their wardrobe? Do they hate each other? Yes, yes and fuck definitely. Men don’t go in for that silly sort of nonsense. If we’re dissatisfied, we pick up and move out. Or we take our mighty man muscles and lift fucking mountains so the world looks exactly the way we want it to. Men do more world changing before 9:00 AM than any woman ever has done in her whole life.
7. Men live less than women
The last thing a society needs is a bunch of non-contributing members laying around and sucking all the juice from the young. Men know this so they blast off from birth like shooting man stars — burning out ten years faster, but setting the whole night ablaze with manness. Women just kind of lie around like big fat pigs in big fat puddles of shit. Congratulations women. You really earned those rights!
6. Men write illegibly
Writing is stupid and an ineffective way to communicate. Men know this so they don’t give a shit about handwriting things with big hoops and loops and squiggles and shit so aliens can read notes about remembering to pick up your birth control pills after 6th period from space.
5. Jesus was a man
Whether or not you believe in Jesus, there is one fact you can’t argue with: he was a man. No religion anywhere has ever put a woman in charge of shit. That’s called dogma — man-dogma — and it means men are better than women.
4. Men wear watches
Do you know why men wear watches? It’s because there’s a limited amount of time in the day and men need to know how much of it there is so they can efficiently allocate their man ass kicking for the day. Women don’t wear watches; they wear bracelets. Women wearing bracelets is like dropping a bus of retarded kids off in front of a taffy pulling machine. They can just stare for hours and never get bored.
A watch says, ‘Get up and go! Move your man ass and take care of your fucking man business!’ That’s why 60 minutes uses a ticking watch for its theme song. ‘Important shit is going down and we’re about to talk about it in a fucking fastidious manner, so get the fuck ready,’ says a ticking watch. A bracelet says, ‘You’re most likely ugly, but look at how much money you’re worth!’ What a joke.
3. Boys destroy things
The only thing that has ever lifted our species out of the trees where we came from is our ability to destroy. Take paper: the cornerstone of the modern world. That was invented because man wanted to destroy trees and beat them into pulp. How about nuclear power? Men invented that too. Men are natural destructors. We pop right out of the man-womb and start on a life-long tirade of progress by tearing down the Earth with our mighty, man-manly man-fists. Goddammit, that’s awesome!
2. Marriage is stupid
Marriage is 100% the fault of women. It was invented by men though! Did you know that? Marriage was invented because women were too busy whoring it out to fuck the only the guy who was paying their rent and feeding their fat asses French bon-bons every day. Men invented marriage as a way of telling women who they could and couldn’t fuck. Like everything else men have ever invented, it completely worked and worked way better than any man thought it would. Women became so indoctrinated by the man-invention of marriage that they’re fucking obsessed with it.
Marriage is still stupid. It’s a stupid game invented to entertain stupid minds and to teach basic lessons of fidelity that even invertebrates are born with.
1. Men have penises
When it comes to being a man, being quick at identifying problems is tantamount to fixing them. In fact it’s tantamount-ier. Having a penis — in other words looking like a man and having man parts — is a man’s way of telling other men, ‘Hey. Look at me. I’m a man. I won’t fuck up whatever it is that you’re trying to do. If you need some help, maybe ask me and I’ll see if I can lend a man-hand. It’s the least I could do to be fucking courteous.’
Men Are Better Than Women.
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THIS is RIDICULOUS. You DO realize that without any women, there would not be males??? Males and females do not exist without each other. So saying one is better then the other is just ridiculous. Just. Ridiculous.
paw: Yawn………………….
Why are you telling this to men??? It’s women who you should be telling this. Women for the past decades did nothing else, but invent ways to rip men off.
Not to be an asshole, but male sheep are called rams. Otherwise, this is quite accurate.
I could go for some blue slushie right about now. How about you?
I think you could start bobbing for birthmarks while I’m wearing one of my boysenberry condoms.
Makes my junk smell like pie.
As long as you’re wearing your running uniform. I love seeing your pork sword through those translucent short shorts.
WHOAH Dream big.
btw the reason why men come from women is because if men were born from their fathers it would prevent their fathers from their manly ass kicking duties!
Nature had to give them something we men can’t do. It hardly balances things but they have that at least.
Funny that. Nature gave women one thing that men can’t do.
But it is MEN that have the responsibility for it. NOT women.
It is the man that has to bend over backwards to protect the pregnant woman, which is the reason why men have evolved so much in all other aspects. All they do is get pregnant while that man ingeniusly thinks up schemes to insure the survival of said woman.
Men are even responsible for the post-pregnancy, too! For 18 years to be exact.
Men > Women.
Couldn’t have put it better myself. Though I might have added women manipulate men till they’re dizzy using the children she bore him. Lets hope they are actually his, he’s only got her word for it.
I love this stuff! great article. you fail to mention, perhaps, all the wonderful music, art, writing, arithmetic, math, poetry, the written languages, fire, significant inventions, architecture, religion, education, science, Authority, love, etc… Basically you can go back and see historically that there isn’t a thing that men haven’t been a part of, in its’ origination that was good and beneficial to the world. Women, I think have done a great deal to discredit men and their contributions. Then they take the credit themselves and point their fingers at men grabbing glory for themselves having never offered any thanks to men for the great things women have received. Every good thing a woman enjoys, particularly in this nation, has occurred due to men and the good that they’ve done. It’s great to find people who agree with this point of view and I find it encouraging. Thank you!
Your Disgusting . Dissing Women Because of there Gender ? Really ? What about those poor women in afghanistan . crying begging . they cant even leave there houses and they do nothing to men . also tell this to your mom if you can .
You see, THIS is what we have to contend with!
They are so brain washed by ‘gender feminist’ ideology they actually believe that most of the women in Afghanistan are raped and beaten daily by their brutal, unwashed, overweight, evil husbands.
Astounding!
It’s the difference between emoting and reasoning.
Reasoning, men and women in Afghanistan fall in love, feeling the same depth and sense of emotion, as they do anywhere else in the world be it in France, Japan or the UK. A Bedouin tribes man feels exactly the same way as a New York city banker towards his children or wife. He would give his life for them.
The expression of his emotion may be differ somewhat from culture to culture but the core emotion is EXACTLY the same; to provide and protect the ones you love.
Men in Afghanistan buy their wives expensive gifts just as men do and always have anywhere in the world. If you want proof then go and look at the Taj Mahal, Mughal Emperor Shah Jahan did not have to build it, his beloved wife was dead, so why did he build it? love.
All we EVER hear from the media are stories about domestic abuse directed against wives in Afghanistan, I have yet to see an interview with a happy Afghan wife.
So now men in Afghanistan have been reduced to merely ‘evil wife beaters’ – perhaps a little unfair don’t you think?
In fact I would wager that spousal abuse would be fairly uniform across the globe. There are always going to be men AND women who enjoy inflicting pain, always have been, always will be. Yet most of us are not like that (Okay Jack aside). We do our best each day, that’s what being a man is about, doing our best.
So ‘eh’ you are a hypocrite! You claim to be ‘disgusted’ by our gender discrimination through our “Dissing Women Because of there Gender” yet you infer all Afghan men are wife beating tyrants!
This is NOT FAIR! Women are just too easily manipulated, they should not be given any political influence within society. Want to sway the ‘female vote’? Toss them a child or female ‘victim’ of male oppression, throw in a few tears and Blam! The vote is yours!
If you don’t agree with green policies, your children will die. Bam!
Islamic men beat and rape their wives! Boom!
All I can say is God (A man) help us!
Sorry, drunk again!
atcher: Drunk or not. Your point is spot on.
*Watcher*
Thanks Harry.
Np bud. It just proves a man who’s had a few drinks still has more cognitive ability than a sober woman.
Men>Whimin
Watcher, don’t worry, dude. All your posts are full of wonky shit. So now after 1 minute you feel clean and sober? LMFAO!
Oh, and one more thing, Harry needs a shave badly. His beard stinks… full of maggots.
Thaks for your posts vag, you’re proving our point better than we can. Muppet
LMAO, someone knows me do they?
And she slinks off, no suprises there, she hides behind a pseudonym
Would you back a system that only worked less than half the time? Oh wait, you just did: marriage… what a fan-fucking-tastic invention. I’m so glad you’re taking the blame for that huge fuck-up (and btw it’s the men who do the majority of the FUCKING-up). If you want to talk about infidelity, talk to my ex.
From the sounds of you, can’t blame him. What drove him into anothers arms? Did you ask yourself that?
How can a MAN “take the blame” for the fuck up known as marriage when over 70% of marriages – AND DIVORCES – are initiated BY WOMEN.
?
Take your head out of your snatch.
We’re not talking the blame for your fucking failures.
And why would we care talk to your ex about infidelity?
• Did you make him an offer he simply couldn’t refuse?
• Did you work a whole year of your life to afford 2 months salary of after tax savings to buy him a diamond to ask for permission to love him?
• Did you buy him a house and agree to pay him palimony even when the relationship failed through no fault of your own?
Then WTF are you going on about?????
As long as woman sit there with their fucking arms folded and giving less than men do – while bringing less to the table – and 95% of child support because you skanks can’t (or wont) financially support your own children…..
…. you have no business whining about the “infidelity” of men.
”…. you have no business whining about the “infidelity” of men.”
Agreed. Instead trying asking yourself why for a change, instead of blaming. I could give you a long list of reasons he stopped kissing your arse and found another but you’d ignore it anyway.
MEN ARE EQUAL TO WOMEN. OK?????????????????????????
Because without women, there would be no future generation.
Without men, there wouldn’t be a future generation either.
And that’s your basis for such a statement. You forgot to mention we both shit.
MEN ARE EQUAL TO WOMEN. OK?????????????????????????
Does putting many ?’s make your point stronger? Go away parasite.
This yahoo group contains hundreds of links (and it’s updated) of different interests for men and women who are against feminism:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Unmasking_Feminism/
The following is a new group with the same goal:
http://uk.groups.yahoo.com/group/Fighting_Feminism/
Cheers Micho
Cheers Harry
Well firstly if the women were ‘whoring it out’ as you so kindly put it, then there are obviously a similar amount of men who are also ‘whoring it out’ with those women-or does it not count for men in your books?
Secondly, you should really get your definition of racism sorted.
Thirdly, there aren’t any women in charge of religions because they were all created in a time when men were too up themselves and stupid to realise that actually women have better leadership skills and actually think through the decisions they make. If Jesus had been a woman, then he would never have been crucified, as he would have realised that Judas was a bastard long before he betrayed him.
Also, everyone knows that a male sheep is a ram, and that you are.
In addition to this, some of the greatest contributors to the world have been women, eg. Marie Curie-contributor to radiological medicine. Basicaally if you get cancer, you have her to thank.
The best and most powerful monarchs in Britain were women;Queen Elizabeth 1st and 2nd, and also Queen Victoria. Queen Victoria had the most powerful empire created, at this time, a quarter of the world was ruled by her, and she started the industrial revolution which has changed the world.
Margeret Thatcher was arguably the best prime minister in Britain.
Also, if your MUm hadn’t gone through all that pain, then you wouldn’t be here putting down her gender. Wouldn’t that be a shame….
I won’t comment about your penis except to say that your obviously the only person whose ever seen it.
RINSED.
A little bit of pretence at computer programing by me.
To women.
Have you ever admitted you were wrong? ——-NO——-Fuck off
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Yes
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Have you ever said sorry for making a mistake?——-No——–Fuck off
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Yes
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Have you done both to a man?—————No————Fuck off
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Yes
!
Now we might actually be able to talk.
Something as basic as this bit of fun explains (IMO) one of the main reasons men can’t truelly relate to women.
“Relating” to women is not a requirement of a man.
Women always say retarded things like :
• “you can’t RELATE to women”…..
• “you don’t UNDERSTAND women”….
• “you don’t know how to TALK to women”….
• “you don’t know how to PLEASE women”
That’s the fucked up fe-skank mind who think men are REQUIRED to relate to, understand, talk to and please women.
Can you imagine if it were a Man’s role in life to relate to, understand, talk to and please women?????
Jesus Christ.
What a fucking nightmare.
When you want to understand women perfectly to the point of being totally preductable…..
Just take every word that comes out of any woman’s mouth and assume that its a LIE. Then you’ll understand and relate to women perfectly.
How to talk to women?? That’s easy too.
Women don’t want you to TALK.
They want you to LISTEN.
You have to ignore that skank advice too.
And how to PLEASE them???
Don’t make me fucking laugh.
I prefer to try Chris, though today I’d say thats likely impossible.
”Just take every word that comes out of any woman’s mouth and assume that its a LIE. Then you’ll understand and relate to women perfectly.”
Somewhat agree.
How to talk to women?? That’s easy too.
Women don’t want you to TALK.
They want you to LISTEN.
You have to ignore that skank advice too.
Agree totally.
No Im totally serious.
NOTHING a woman says can be taken at face value.
• “OMG you are so sweet” is a huge insult.
• “Asshole” is a huge COMPLIMENT.
ERGO –>> EVERYTHING A WOMAN SAYS IS A LIE.
Need proof?
Its all over this website.
Women will try and insult you with EVERYTHING THEY HAVE – and 100% conviction – while not ever having met you once and you NEVER TREATED HER BADLY.
She will be totally convinced you have no penis, are gay, can’t get laid, don’t have a job and live in your Mom’s trailer.
Can you imagine what life would be like if you took anything a woman says at face value????????
Now that would be TRAGIC.
Everything a woman says is a LIE.
And we know this because she is WILLING to believe her own lies and made up unfounded bullshit based on no reality whatsoever.
NEVER take what a woman says at face value – not even a compliment – because when she calls you “ASSHOLE” she is giving you the BIGGEST COMPLIMENT POSSIBLE.
You are an “asshole” means –>> please fuck me NOW.
And woman are not even AWARE of this themselves.
That’s why YOU have to be.
I know mate, I’ve read many of their comments.
”You are an “asshole” means –>> please fuck me NOW.
And woman are not even AWARE of this themselves.
That’s why YOU have to be.”
I’m not sure I’ll ever agree with this though.
That’s OK, Im not trying to sell you something you don’t want to buy.
But haven’t you heard COUNTLESS woman say “omg I can’t believe I slept with that total asshole!!!”
…. now compare that to the number of women who dropped to their knees immediately after saying “OMG you’re so sweet”.
Exactly my point.
And the WOMEN make it perfectly.
That’s OK, Im not trying to sell you something you don’t want to buy.
But haven’t you heard COUNTLESS woman say “omg I can’t believe I slept with that total asshole!!!”
…. now compare that to the number of women who dropped to their knees immediately after saying “OMG you’re so sweet”.
Exactly my point.
And the WOMEN make it perfectly.
This point I get, because I’ve seen what you speak of many times.
“She will be totally convinced you have no penis, are gay, can’t get laid, don’t have a job and live in your Mom’s trailer.”
Hold it just a minute there, Chris.
While you’ve correctly recounted a good portion of whimmin’s reduntant and collective shaming conjecture, the last one is a bit off>>>>>>>>>>
“…and live in your Mom’s trailer.”
I thought it was my mom’s BASEMENT I lived in (according to the whimmin, I mean)?
Top100ReasonsWhimminAreJustPlainSilly
Chris said:
Very true. They also say:
* You have a little dick.
* You had a problem with women.
The reason they speak that much rubbish is because they do not expect men to blame them and charge them responsibilities. This is what they are accustomed to in real life. So, when they see us different here, they got unable to talk but such rubbish.
Micho
*Can you imagine if it were a Man’s role in life to relate to, understand, talk to and please women?????*
But – most Anglo-American men ARE suckered into thinking that deference to women IS their role. That why we have PUA/Game turds like ‘Roissy in DC’ proclaiming that men exist solely for that.
The ‘man is slave to woman’ agenda is powerfully ACTIVE in Anglo-American societies, at every level. Proof of this is the terrible state of contemporary civilization – too many men are trying to please women, or being forced to by matriarchal governments.
I’m sure you see my point.
Well on the point, Muzalon. Even worse, the defect of the Anglo-American society is exported to the world.
Today, the average man feels if he does not submit to women that he would be greatly attacked by the society and thus considered old-fashioned, conservative, illiterate, etc.
However, an above-average man (which at the moment are few) knows very well his superior role. This is a role that nature itself gave to him and it is apparent to everybody.
What is happening today is extremely good if we know how to interpret it: The woman failed to be equal to the man.
1-She proved her inferior ethics.
2-She proved she can be easily brainwashed by freak of nature people such as the feminists, simply because they name themselves something that originates from femininity.
3-She proved that her freedom will no longer keep her a woman, but rather wish to be like a man.
4-She proved that her freedom will make her the utmost criminal creature. (Even animals do not abuse their children as the free mothers do today.)
5-She proved that the way she was treated in the past as inferior to the man is absolutely true. She, herself, proved so.
Micho
Fella’s there is a huge difference between ‘relate’ and ‘deference’.
Yes, good point. Women are sometimes very self centered… But don’t you hate every one of them. You are talking about most women.
gth: Lets hope you don’t have a son in the future. Read this.
http://www.menweb.org/omwv1n2.htm
jackt may be unbalanced but he does post some useful links.
You are obviously afraid of and ignorant about women, and most certainly threatened and intimidated by them.
gth: What, afraid of women like alice below? Seriously how could most men be intimdated by that?
Why is this over-the-top arrogant bitch pretending that there is any consequence in saying whatever you want to a woman’s face?
What a crack whore.
Who the fuck would be “afraid” of women?
There is a difference between BRAVERY and STUPIDITY.
It doesn’t require COURAGE to let such a worthless cunt into a man’s life. It requires STUPIDITY.
As it is… many men are learning that women FAIL a cost/benefit analysis in marriages and relationships.
That’s not called “intimidation” bitches.
Not even close.
Are you gay? Cuz if you say men are better than women, than why dont you go screw men then jajajajajajajaja. you Men are so weak and easy to seduce by the way.
Holy SHIT!!!! We’re so weak and easy to seduce? You’re such a fucking idiot that you just confirmed how useless you are. The fact that the only thing you have to offer from your pathetic life is a moist hole pathetic on a massive scale. And what the fuck does jajajaja mean? You can’t even stay intelligible for one complete thought. Open you legs and clean the toilet stupid, cause that’s all you’re good for.
Who says she’s even good for that?
Oh yeah?
What about this website ever gave you the clue that we are seduced by you??
We can’t even GET RID of you worthless hookers.
What would it take for you to fuck off skank??
Fucking COMPLIMENT?
More of our apathetic society at work. Or is it just pathetic? I’m not even going to mention the female violence against children, oops I guess I just did. http://www.emigrate.co.uk/news/739342.html
Something else worth a read. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1228095/Toxins-plastics-femini se-boys-play-like-little-girls-say-scientists.html
Ending on a positive note. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2730916/Trucker-Jason-Ripley -impales-himself-and-makes-call-to-boss.html
Terrible paper, good storey. Speedy recovery Jason.
Harry,
Thank you so much for these informative links. In fact, women who hypocritically speak about motherhood and peace are the champions in offending children.
Concerning plastic, in fact, all sorts of plastic affect feminization. All men should avoid holding them.
”Concerning plastic, in fact, all sorts of plastic affect feminization. All men should avoid holding them.”
Can you imagine the response from males and feminists alike if the problem affected females? Male apathy, is our own worse enemy.
I didn’t get your point, Harry. Why male apathy is our own worse enemy if the effect of plastic is on females?
I’m not expecting any major response from males, especially because it affects us. If it affected females they’d nag on a whole new level.
yeah women are pretty useless
thats why I love to fuck them with my hunting knife
watching them cry out in fear is the best
we should just put all the women in one place and fuck them whenever we want. if a women can’t fit into a certified women holding area than they can just be killed off since there not really human and there not really animals either.
I think this is the perfect solution as us men can go in and do whatever we want to whatever girl is available. We also wouldn’t have to waste money on there education clothes etc. we would provide them with food and water.
Talking about the old world would be illegal and any women who violates this will be killed by blocking there digestive tracts and die a horrible death and one day every women will just think that this is the way life was made to be
Best of all we would have less crime due to there being no prostitutes.
M > W
:)
Disciple of jackt or jack himself posting with yet anoter IP address? The tactic you’d expect from an al qaeda terrorist.
If the only way you could get laid is to heard females like sheep then that problem is yours, not mens. I’d suggest getting a pair of wellington boots and finding a field of sheep.
herd *laugh*
You better pray you never come across me because I would take your hunting knife and shove it down your fucking throat, making you swallow your own blood. Then I would proceed to shove your knife up your ass to see how YOU like being fucked with a knife, watching you writhe in pain, fear and agony would be MY pleasure. And I wouldn’t kill you by “blocking your digestive tract”, I would let wild boars feed on your flesh bit by bit until you are only a pile of shit and bones. If anybody like you ever came anywhere near my sister or mother and threatened them bodily harm and disrespect, you’d wish for a quick death. You and any of your pathetic, sad friends that think and act the same way need to fall off the face the earth- and yes the world would be that much better off without you useless, women-hating assholes!
Why are you pretending there is any consequence in saying whatever you want to a woman’s face?
If you were on FIRE, we wouldn’t even PISS on you.
Now fuck off.
You fuck off! There is a better place to put your sperm- in your mouth, along with your words. Now go eat shit and drink acid, it’ll be fun to watch your flesh disintegrate!
And PS hooker.
We don’t “hate” women.
There is no better place to deposit sperm.
Yes there is- your mouth ASSHOLE! That’s right swallow your words AND YOUR SPERM!!!!!
Yes there is- your mouth ASSHOLE! That’s right swallow your words AND YOUR SPERM!!!!!
Yes there is- your mouth ASSHOLE! That’s right swallow your words AND YOUR SPERM!!!!!
Yes there is- your mouth ASSHOLE! That’s right swallow your words AND YOUR SPERM!!!!!
Yes there is- your mouth ASSHOLE! That’s right swallow your words AND YOUR SPERM!!!!!
Yes there is- your mouth ASSHOLE! That’s right swallow your words AND YOUR SPERM!!!!!
Yes there is- your mouth ASSHOLE! That’s right swallow your words AND YOUR SPERM!!!!!
That’s it bitch…. take it all.
Women are not just for sex. Women are people too.
M=W
That is an extremely well put together list sir… lol
If Men are smarter than WOMEN , then WHY do You not just simply address MEN ?
cindi: see if you can work it out for yourself for a change.
You actually have a point Cindi – If men are smarter than women, why even by now, they did not make a group, just like you cunts managed to do.
I think men are slowly getting the idea, since the site, being the begining of further process.
Cindi,
Grouping people is not a matter of smartness at all. It is a matter of splitting people. Nazism was so. It split people on the basis of race. Now, feminism split people on the basis of sex. Men have avoided making such groups because we know where it reaches. However, since things are now intolerable, there is no other way but waking up men and women too. Men have recently started.
Micho
You’re also splitting on the basis of sex now.
Very, very ignorant.
And that’s what you fear most you ignorant piece of shit Renee.
The splitting started decades ago and you’re correct it is very ignorant of women to have done so. No suprise though, it’s a personality trait of females, exhibited by yourself.
In the past, the woman didn’t need extra seduction and teasing to attract the man. In addition, marriages were successful.
Today, the woman uses the utmost seduction, teasing, biased laws, propaganda, and she works in man-made jobs. Even though, she much LESS attracts the man, and marriages are more FAILURE.
Anybody still thinks feminism did a good job for the woman?
Micho
lolz tell this to his mother.