Turkey Gobblers!
Women are obsessed with plastic surgery, and one of the fastest growing surgical trends this Thanksgiving is the rejuvenating, revitalizing, reinvigorating vaginoplasty.
The rejuvenating, revitalizing, reinvigorating vaginoplasty puts the “tight” in a twat; it takes the “loose” from a labia; it crams the “new” into a snootch; and it takes at least three kids off the odometer. When marriage counseling doesn’t work, and since women are too possessive to give threesomes a shot, they’re turning to the same thing that brought us taxes, Charles Manson, and the Vagina Monologues.
The vagina.
Nothing proves that women hate sex — while simultaneously being obsessed with it — like “the vaginoplasty”. Their obsession with sexual perfection consumes them and manifests in shame, hatred, and bitterness. Women are obsessed with their vaginas like that woman in Misery was obsessed with Stephan King. If it was legal, vaginas should all get restraining orders.
Women and their vaginas remind me of a man with a classic 1958 California Spyder Ferrari, who spends all day polishing it and talking dirty to it without ever taking it out for a test drive. What a waste.
At least the Ferrari is still good to look at.
Turkey Gobblers
Since women don’t want to use their vaginas, they’re trying to turn them into something a vagina will never be: easy on the eyes. I have news for you ladies out there. You can’t turn a turkey into a swan. You can’t turn a floppy whoopie cushion into The David. You can’t turn a turkey gobbler into a 16 year old clam, no matter how much bleaching some man is paying for.
Women are disgusted by themselves and stupid. Forget about makeup and perfume, they can’t even figure out what their vaginas are for.
They’re ATM’s, not works of art.
Vaginoplasties are like Viagra for women
False. Viagra is for women. Without Viagra thousands of men would leave their old, boring wives every year for young, hot ones who could put some lead in their pencil. Then they would use that pencil to sign the divorce papers.
A vagina is a lot like a boat. You dump tons of money into it and no matter how great it sounds, it’s only fun a few times a year during the summer. Otherwise, it’s a lot of expensive upkeep.
Women all over the country are trying to put some vitality back in their vag and some “clamp” back in their clams this season with expensive and risky plastic surgery. Since I know it’s not going to work, I’ve got a procedure women should try first which is guaranteed to improve their sexual attraction:
Shut up and hit a treadmill.
Happy Thanksgiving.
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I would never imagine using it as a verb, noun, even an adverb. But he did it.
What are you talking about Ben? He has an extensive vocabulary… I mean only the most learned amongst us can properly grasp how to utilize the word “cunt” in its various forms, and execute in such grace as brooklyn..kudos brooklyn…kudos…LMAO
Your vocabulary doesn’t stretch very far, does it? And when it does, you just repeat yourself
Fuck Women. Fuck them hard. Then fuck them off. The best sex I ever had was with a really hot slut who was passed out drunk. Fucking great. Didn’t have to listen to her fucking yelping voice box make sounds, didn’t have to please her, because that is not what sex is for. It is for dumping a hot load of microscopic sperm in some cunt’s cunt. Men have stood by and allowed women to ruin the fucking world. You cannot find a chick today to have children with without ending up in a scenario where you are in the delivery witnessing your first born son roll out of some coke can sized former public toilet of a cunt. All these cunts with cunts today possess not a shred of the attributes that women had for millennia that got us to where man was before the collapse of the 1960s and onwards. NO MAN wants his first born son to be incubated in some drink sodden 36 year old former career climber cunt, he does not want her ruined contraceptive pill taking for 15 years dna to generate his first born son out of an organism that has lived to get up each day and pretend to be a man in an office, and by weekends wash the cocks with their filthy cigarette and drink sodden pussy juice. There is NO WOMAN fit to breed in the west anymore. No woman at all. What a disgusting waste of resources it is spending millions to track down sexual predators and pedos because these ‘pure’ little ‘protected’ girls are just going to within seven years of being molested, voluntarily vomit out their virtue on the sidewalk after having their anal virginity taken in 8th grade. By 22 years of age, the average western woman’s filthy public cunt, has gone from being society’s most special, protected, pure, life giving, magical, personal, intimate part of the human birth life cycle, to a mere disease ridden hallway, wide enough, loose enough, and filthy enough, so that the only thing fucking it resembles is the sight of throwing a handful of raw sausages down a bowling lane. The sound is the same too. Women!!! Listen the fuck up cunts! We don’t want to fuck a graveyard of aborted fetuses anymore. NO. We don’t want our first born son entering this fucked up world through fleshy walls that have played host to the jacked up sexual domination of dozens of one night stands. We won’t stand for it anymore. We can’t do nothing about it sure. But we can tell you you fucking disgust us and we can remind you of one cardinal truth…. SOME DIRT DOESN’T WASH OFF. No matter how hard you scrub. When was the last wedding day kiss that involved a newlywed wife’s mouth that hadn’t played host to a football team worth hard stinking sweaty cock. You filthy, dirty, sluts. Are a fucking…utter disgrace…and you are all whores…and I don’t want some grain of sand from some other guy’s foreskin that you fucked on the beach last night sliding into my urethra while you bend over and take it like the rotten CUNT that you are.
I posted this again to erase your inane blather from page one CUNTs. And again Claire, I would leave you with this….
I would sincerely like to introduce your soft pallet to the finest Israeli machine gun ever made.
All the gamers have their pocket protectors on?
I do, now.
I think you know the fucking answer to that you pathetic cunt.
Do you ever comment on anything without swearing?
That’s what you get for having such a fucking bland name.
Crap… I just noticed there is another Mark that posted on this thread before I did. I would like to point out that THIS Mark is no one on this website’s boyfriend, nor do I believe women make great friends. (Just don’t want to be confused by people who didn’t feel like cross checking IPs)
Yeah. I’m doing “The Streaker Challenge” right now which means no weapons or armours. You wear nothing, hence the name, Streaker Challenge. Barefist fighting and magicks or techniks only. It’s great fun and definitely a challenge. It may turn out to be impossible to do but I’ll do it anyway.
God, 8-10 hours? WOW, you really must have alot of patience. I saw that video; cool. Played the game several times already eh? Beat it in all the various modes?
By the way, if you want to see a vid then this is my vid defeating Yiazmat who has 50 MILLION HP. It’s a short vid, just the end, after it’s defeated I bring up the screen to show the characters’ level. The fight took me around 8-10 hours. Take a peek.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Tc-YMqEZskQ
Ashe10? Dear old Zhako. I may be the King or the Grand Master but he is the GOD of ff12. We communicate often by email and you will see we make comments on each other’s vids. He is actually in my credits in the guide and I am in his.
The secret to damage dealing is the Fomalhaut Gun. It is based solely on the attack stat of the gun, never misses (unless you are under blind) and it totally ignores defence stats so if you’re a rabbit you get hit for 4k and if youre that last boss you get hit for 4k too. If you are weak to fire and get oil over you then the Fomalhaut + Wyrmfire Shot does max damage (Capped at 9999). Guns are VERY important in 122333.
Corrected paragraph:
I played abit of FF. I wonder how you do it. Your guys probably wont be able to scratch that boss with lousy attacks and spells. I didnt read the whole guide though I am watching Ashe10’s video now - Impressive work.
Man, that seems almost impossible. Level 1, 2, 2, 3, 3? I played abit of FF but geez, your guys probably wont be able to scratch that boss with lousy attacks and spells. I didnt read the whole guy though I am watching Ashe10’s video now - Impressive work.
I didnt know that was what you do as well during your spare time. Cool shit.
Thanks MV…..and Clair. By the way, I don’t know if you noticed but the guide was to beat the WHOLE game with the characters at their original starting levels. Everyone wants their characters at level 99 but mine were at levels 1, 2, 2, 3, 3, and 3 which were what they joined the game at. And that is what they were when I finished.
A Mansterpiece? Appreciated MV.
JA! Woah, a masterpiece! Mansterpiece!! Wow, that was some work. Awesome… I am not an FF fan but seriously, dedication dude.
True? Well I guess good work. I couldn’t do that..
The Ancient City of Giruvegan is the name of a place in Final Fantasy 12 and the ID Giruvegan is linked to an aol address only. It is not my ISP. For your info, I wrote about the game as I played it and it took me best part of a month to write it. It is in my, and many others’ opinion, a Masterpiece for the Low Level Challenge. Probably why it sits as No1 on Google. The final boss was a nightmare and took me 5.5 hours to defeat. I know of people that took days to beat it, honest!