Turkey Gobblers!
Women are obsessed with plastic surgery, and one of the fastest growing surgical trends this Thanksgiving is the rejuvenating, revitalizing, reinvigorating vaginoplasty.
The rejuvenating, revitalizing, reinvigorating vaginoplasty puts the “tight” in a twat; it takes the “loose” from a labia; it crams the “new” into a snootch; and it takes at least three kids off the odometer. When marriage counseling doesn’t work, and since women are too possessive to give threesomes a shot, they’re turning to the same thing that brought us taxes, Charles Manson, and the Vagina Monologues.
The vagina.
Nothing proves that women hate sex — while simultaneously being obsessed with it — like “the vaginoplasty”. Their obsession with sexual perfection consumes them and manifests in shame, hatred, and bitterness. Women are obsessed with their vaginas like that woman in Misery was obsessed with Stephan King. If it was legal, vaginas should all get restraining orders.
Women and their vaginas remind me of a man with a classic 1958 California Spyder Ferrari, who spends all day polishing it and talking dirty to it without ever taking it out for a test drive. What a waste.
At least the Ferrari is still good to look at.
Turkey Gobblers
Since women don’t want to use their vaginas, they’re trying to turn them into something a vagina will never be: easy on the eyes. I have news for you ladies out there. You can’t turn a turkey into a swan. You can’t turn a floppy whoopie cushion into The David. You can’t turn a turkey gobbler into a 16 year old clam, no matter how much bleaching some man is paying for.
Women are disgusted by themselves and stupid. Forget about makeup and perfume, they can’t even figure out what their vaginas are for.
They’re ATM’s, not works of art.
Vaginoplasties are like Viagra for women
False. Viagra is for women. Without Viagra thousands of men would leave their old, boring wives every year for young, hot ones who could put some lead in their pencil. Then they would use that pencil to sign the divorce papers.
A vagina is a lot like a boat. You dump tons of money into it and no matter how great it sounds, it’s only fun a few times a year during the summer. Otherwise, it’s a lot of expensive upkeep.
Women all over the country are trying to put some vitality back in their vag and some “clamp” back in their clams this season with expensive and risky plastic surgery. Since I know it’s not going to work, I’ve got a procedure women should try first which is guaranteed to improve their sexual attraction:
Shut up and hit a treadmill.
Happy Thanksgiving.
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November 23rd, 2007 at 5:20 am - IP Man-Hash: 46de44d9caf39
We might be. But there’ll come a time and place where you try to stick your dick into something that you realise isn’t completely ignorant of what your doing, and your caught commiting an act the law dicates as “RAPE”. Then you’ll bu ‘used’ by your cell mates. I enjoy where your decisions are taking you
November 23rd, 2007 at 5:21 am - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
MansVoice someone having a loose reputation doesn’t mean you get to rape them. Maybe this is to much for you to comprehend. But yes, someone putting themselves inside of someone passed out is rape.
You seem to think if the guy deems her a slut then it’s not rape. What if Western men deemed women from your country to be loose. Would that give us the right to rape your mothers and sisters? No. So drop the retarded argument.
November 23rd, 2007 at 5:21 am - IP Man-Hash: 9cebcfc8ad687
Clair I’d like to introduce your soft pallet to the finest Israeli machine gun ever invented.
November 23rd, 2007 at 5:22 am - IP Man-Hash: 6d589b37beaa5
Clair, she woke up with semen in her face. She could have reported him for rape or killed him for “violating” her. She didnt. Why? Because she consented.
Even if she didnt, my point still stands - She acted like a whore/slut and should have to be responsible for her actions.
November 23rd, 2007 at 5:22 am - IP Man-Hash: 46de44d9caf39
COMPASSION, THE LAW, ETHICS, LOGIC. All these things should have told you not to do it
November 23rd, 2007 at 5:23 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
LETS HOPE HE PUTS IT IN A MEAT SLICER!!! Hey, I’ll settle for an automatic pencil sharpener!
November 23rd, 2007 at 5:23 am - IP Man-Hash: a8af11a00dc28
BECAUSE SHE DID NOTHING TO YOU YOU SICK ASSHOLE!
November 23rd, 2007 at 5:24 am - IP Man-Hash: 9cebcfc8ad687
Hey! Hey! Guys! Like any crime….it’s only a crime if you get caught.
And besides. Occupying someone’s body for five minutes, versus taking every moment they could have lived over the next fifty years by killing them are very different things.
And leave my mother and sister out of it.
November 23rd, 2007 at 5:25 am - IP Man-Hash: 9cebcfc8ad687
If a guy rapes a chick he takes her liberty for five minutes. So he should spend five minutes in jail.
November 23rd, 2007 at 5:25 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
You’d think so huh?
November 23rd, 2007 at 5:25 am - IP Man-Hash: a8af11a00dc28
So u didn’t get caught meaning u did do it and you admit to it.
November 23rd, 2007 at 5:26 am - IP Man-Hash: 46de44d9caf39
Again you veer off the topic. Your the most useless excuse for a man imaginable. You go around gloating over the fact you RAPED a girl, and any girl who seems to argue that, you want to shoot. Congratulations, your a cunt.
November 23rd, 2007 at 5:26 am - IP Man-Hash: 9cebcfc8ad687
Clair what the fuck are you doing here anyway? Cunts are not allowed here anyway.
I will no longer respond to you because I’ve got women to go and drug and rape.
November 23rd, 2007 at 5:27 am - IP Man-Hash: a8af11a00dc28
So what your going to ignore her point cause shes right. Toss pot
November 23rd, 2007 at 5:28 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
We never brought murder into this. You seem to justify raping her by saying you didn’t murder her.
November 23rd, 2007 at 5:28 am - IP Man-Hash: 46de44d9caf39
Didn’t leave my mother out of it
November 23rd, 2007 at 5:28 am - IP Man-Hash: 41f6de747e750
You shouldnt be committing any crimes even if you can get away with them. That is a criminal act. This site doesnt advocate or endorse rape. If you did take advantage of her, you should be responsible for your actions, as should she.
November 23rd, 2007 at 5:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 46de44d9caf39
So now your justifying rape? See this topic started off with you fucking a girl in your bed. Now your saying you drug and rape them. How can you look yourself in the mirror and not want to kill yourself?
November 23rd, 2007 at 5:30 am - IP Man-Hash: 9cebcfc8ad687
Get Masterson to delete the comments and ban me then cocksucker. I am sure he won’t.
I’ll rape and kill and start wars any time I like fucker.
I fuck your mom for five minutes and get caught. The punishment should be me getting fucked for five minutes,
Its a ten minute deal. No need to talk inyears at all cunt.
CUNT
November 23rd, 2007 at 5:30 am - IP Man-Hash: a8af11a00dc28
so why isn’t he responsible for his actions?