Turkey Gobblers!
Women are obsessed with plastic surgery, and one of the fastest growing surgical trends this Thanksgiving is the rejuvenating, revitalizing, reinvigorating vaginoplasty.
The rejuvenating, revitalizing, reinvigorating vaginoplasty puts the “tight” in a twat; it takes the “loose” from a labia; it crams the “new” into a snootch; and it takes at least three kids off the odometer. When marriage counseling doesn’t work, and since women are too possessive to give threesomes a shot, they’re turning to the same thing that brought us taxes, Charles Manson, and the Vagina Monologues.
The vagina.
Nothing proves that women hate sex — while simultaneously being obsessed with it — like “the vaginoplasty”. Their obsession with sexual perfection consumes them and manifests in shame, hatred, and bitterness. Women are obsessed with their vaginas like that woman in Misery was obsessed with Stephan King. If it was legal, vaginas should all get restraining orders.
Women and their vaginas remind me of a man with a classic 1958 California Spyder Ferrari, who spends all day polishing it and talking dirty to it without ever taking it out for a test drive. What a waste.
At least the Ferrari is still good to look at.
Turkey Gobblers
Since women don’t want to use their vaginas, they’re trying to turn them into something a vagina will never be: easy on the eyes. I have news for you ladies out there. You can’t turn a turkey into a swan. You can’t turn a floppy whoopie cushion into The David. You can’t turn a turkey gobbler into a 16 year old clam, no matter how much bleaching some man is paying for.
Women are disgusted by themselves and stupid. Forget about makeup and perfume, they can’t even figure out what their vaginas are for.
They’re ATM’s, not works of art.
Vaginoplasties are like Viagra for women
False. Viagra is for women. Without Viagra thousands of men would leave their old, boring wives every year for young, hot ones who could put some lead in their pencil. Then they would use that pencil to sign the divorce papers.
A vagina is a lot like a boat. You dump tons of money into it and no matter how great it sounds, it’s only fun a few times a year during the summer. Otherwise, it’s a lot of expensive upkeep.
Women all over the country are trying to put some vitality back in their vag and some “clamp” back in their clams this season with expensive and risky plastic surgery. Since I know it’s not going to work, I’ve got a procedure women should try first which is guaranteed to improve their sexual attraction:
Shut up and hit a treadmill.
Happy Thanksgiving.
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Yeah. Cause you proved me right. Hahaha.
When not escaping death, I’m a real softie deep inside. I plan to knit, even, one day.
If you do leave, sign up on the forums anyway and we can talk one on one perhaps.
@Necroswordsman~ I get that now. I thought I knew before, but I really didn’t. I always said myself to treat others as you want to be treated or you will reap what you soe. Somehow I just lost my head for a wile and got caught up in myself, when I am NOT a mean, selfish, brat. I don’t act like that in person, why do I feel the need to come on here and act like a bitch. Something just really clicked in my head when you said you love women and they are nice to hug and cuddle when they aren’t backstabbing you. I felt really bad. NO ONE should take hugs and cuddles for granted and whoever would do that to someone is scum, I personally LIVE for hugs, kisses and cuddles. I know life is not all about hugs and kisses, but it sure feels nice to get them and I appreciate them.
That’s because you’re just another attention whore in a long line of them.
There’s a giant “No Women Allowed” sign on the front of this site. You are not an exception to the rule. There are no exceptions to the rule.
-Dick
@ Necro: Agreed. Feel free to stay but treat others how you want to be treated. I thought women were the sex who are better at “communicating”?
Women love to think that they are the acception Girly; if Dick puts “most”, all women will write Dick off and immediately arrive at the conclusion that they are the exception which negates Dick’s main point.
When Dick says things like ‘every’ and ‘all’ it’s to grab the attention of women. Articls entitled ‘Most women are whores’ would go ignored as women go ‘Well I’m part of the minority’.
It’s very sweeping, and it helps drag people in.
And we’re happy to welcome any woman who will talk sensibly and we will return the respect. If you look at the forums, scout around to find a poster called Victorianlady. She’s a woman (Obviously) but we always mention her and respect her opinion.
Treat others as you want to be treated.
Although I do not understand everything Dick believes, because he says some pretty sick stuff, but nevertheless I get the big picture. I don’t condone his meanness or some of the language he uses, but who am I to judge anyone? I’ve never walked a mile in his shoes.
I will leave this site if you all want me to, I just felt like I needed to say my peace.
Then you should understand this site and its purpose.
See what is going on in real life? Yep, it is exactly as Dick puts it albeit in his own terms.
@ Billy(love that name it is my husbands)~ Sometimes it is scary standing up to them. A lot of girls can be so mean and very vindictive and I have been treated like SHIT by a lot of bitches and I can admit they intimidate the HELL out of me.
A big problem with so called real Ladies is that they won’t stand up against bitches and whores. They act like feminist which is the enemy of man and our society. So in the end most women behave like bitches and whores.
The sick sisterhood must go down,
@MansVoice~ I wouldn’t stick up for a whore or a bitch either and I know I am neither those things…
@ Girly: I dont give a rats ass about sticking up for a bitch or a whore. I stuck up for you because you acted like a woman - a lady of breeding. I believe the men on this site will do the same - Ladies are respected, bitches are not.
Thanks MansVoice, it takes a REAL man to stick up for a women, that’s what I mean by a protector and leader…..I guess Dear ‘Ol Dad was right….again!!!
@MansVoice~ I am a decent human. “Every”, I get that now. I have done a lot of soul searching and praying and thought of all the wonderful things that my dad taught me and I was not being very pretty on here and being very judgemental, something that I AM NOT!!!! I know who I am and my place in this world and that is a WIFE and a mother the best that I can be…
@ Detached: It takes alot for one to put down their pride, realize their mistakes(or at least, honestly search one’s conscience), recognise and filter through that bullshit and admit that some shit is hitting that ceiling. She got an ego check and that is respectable…
Well, the term “every” is subjective. I would say about 10% are the exceptions but then I might be overly optimistic or euphemistic. Anyhow, your few recent comments made you sound decent… and … human. +10 respect points.
@Detached~ and then we get a goofball who just wants to be mean. No, I do not need to go on mypussyhurts.com, my pussy is just fine thank you, my husband takes good care of it for me…OK… buddy =) There is NO reason to be a hateful person.
So then what is your malfunction? Shouldn’t you be on “mypussyhurts.com”?
I actully thought about that. The I thought ….”nah”. Hmm, funny that :P
@Necroswordsman, I understand that. After my dad passed away three years ago my own mom backstabbed me and sold all of my dads things to feed her addictions and she still wants a part of some of the things I still have left of him, sure they are just things, but they were HIS things and he wanted my boys and I to have them, so I KNOW how it feels to be stabbed in the back.
I have been kind of mean on here, but I also felt like I was being personally attack by everyone saying EVERY women is like this. I have been fucked over by women ( my own mom) more so then men, because in a man I look for a leader and a protector, NEVER a pushover or someone just mean and hateful. I feel like I turned out pretty well considering the things that I have witnessed and been threw in my life. So, I am sorry for being someone I was not on this website. That would make me no better than my own mother.