Turkey Gobblers!
Women are obsessed with plastic surgery, and one of the fastest growing surgical trends this Thanksgiving is the rejuvenating, revitalizing, reinvigorating vaginoplasty.
The rejuvenating, revitalizing, reinvigorating vaginoplasty puts the “tight” in a twat; it takes the “loose” from a labia; it crams the “new” into a snootch; and it takes at least three kids off the odometer. When marriage counseling doesn’t work, and since women are too possessive to give threesomes a shot, they’re turning to the same thing that brought us taxes, Charles Manson, and the Vagina Monologues.
The vagina.
Nothing proves that women hate sex — while simultaneously being obsessed with it — like “the vaginoplasty”. Their obsession with sexual perfection consumes them and manifests in shame, hatred, and bitterness. Women are obsessed with their vaginas like that woman in Misery was obsessed with Stephan King. If it was legal, vaginas should all get restraining orders.
Women and their vaginas remind me of a man with a classic 1958 California Spyder Ferrari, who spends all day polishing it and talking dirty to it without ever taking it out for a test drive. What a waste.
At least the Ferrari is still good to look at.
Turkey Gobblers
Since women don’t want to use their vaginas, they’re trying to turn them into something a vagina will never be: easy on the eyes. I have news for you ladies out there. You can’t turn a turkey into a swan. You can’t turn a floppy whoopie cushion into The David. You can’t turn a turkey gobbler into a 16 year old clam, no matter how much bleaching some man is paying for.
Women are disgusted by themselves and stupid. Forget about makeup and perfume, they can’t even figure out what their vaginas are for.
They’re ATM’s, not works of art.
Vaginoplasties are like Viagra for women
False. Viagra is for women. Without Viagra thousands of men would leave their old, boring wives every year for young, hot ones who could put some lead in their pencil. Then they would use that pencil to sign the divorce papers.
A vagina is a lot like a boat. You dump tons of money into it and no matter how great it sounds, it’s only fun a few times a year during the summer. Otherwise, it’s a lot of expensive upkeep.
Women all over the country are trying to put some vitality back in their vag and some “clamp” back in their clams this season with expensive and risky plastic surgery. Since I know it’s not going to work, I’ve got a procedure women should try first which is guaranteed to improve their sexual attraction:
Shut up and hit a treadmill.
Happy Thanksgiving.
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November 27th, 2007 at 12:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: e4e9b7b698b25
Yeah. Cause you proved me right. Hahaha.
November 27th, 2007 at 12:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 06f436bd35659
OK Dick, I’ll accept that and I will leave your website, and I am sorry if I have ever offended you and YES, I admit I acted like an attention whore and I don’t want to be an exception. I just wanted to apologize, that is it, plain and simple.
November 27th, 2007 at 12:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: e4e9b7b698b25
Would still like you to sign up on the forums. You seemed to have been made wiser by the site, and even humbled, although not so much to become a whimpering mess.
She knows her place, and I don’t think it’s really a terrible one.
November 27th, 2007 at 5:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 73e95b7f8f664
Sorry but none of that seemed logical to me at all.
Sexual preference is not something that you switch one way or another. If you’re straight then no series of bad experiences is going to turn you into a homosexual. I am not taking a cheap shot at women here but you will rarely find men who ‘experiment’ in order to discover their sexuality.
You dont see any love? Almost every woman who posts here for the first time pulls up the ‘you’re gay’, or ‘you cant get laid’ or ‘you’ve got a small dick’ card. Do you then expect us to lay out a red carpet and pull out a bouquet of roses for them?
The reason I think that women pull out the standard issue gay card is that women have an Ego far bigger and far more fragile than men. For a woman to do her hair, put on her make up, put on a pair of high heels, wear an expensive dress with a neckline that bares little to the imagination and then have a man turn round and critisize everything about her is something that a woman cannot swallow. Therefore you come up with the ‘logical’ conclusion that he must be gay.
When women here conclude that the men here are gay it isnt a ‘logical’ conclusion, its a ‘logical’ defense mechanism.
November 27th, 2007 at 6:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 191242b12610c
November 28th, 2007 at 4:29 am - IP Man-Hash: b9aaa2c357f5d
How many men have said that as they walked down the Aisle only to regret those very same words for something like 20 years?
November 28th, 2007 at 5:13 am - IP Man-Hash: 422940479a69d
Dunno. 10?
November 28th, 2007 at 5:57 am - IP Man-Hash: b9aaa2c357f5d
Please do feel free to leave as fast as you are able to.
November 28th, 2007 at 6:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: 65a88276f6685
Going to school doesn’t make someone smarter than another person. Common sense is underrated these days, and you don’t need a degree to have it. In fact, a lot of people with advanced educational degrees lack common sense.
You can’t argue with a site like this by calling the author a fag, or an asshole or whatever. That’s not an argument. That’s what 5 year olds do - call each other names. It doesn’t provide an argument for anything. It only proves further the irrationality of women and the inability of them to control their emotions.
If you want to argue a point you need facts.
December 1st, 2007 at 10:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1deae6054ce1d
Actually this is a free country.So you can’t tell anyone they can’t be on this site because it says no women allowed on it.I mean,that’s like a bunch of nine year old boys having a treehouse and putting ‘no girls allowed’ sign on it.
Wow,how childish.
I’m pretty much a girl that likes to stand up for girls.Don’t test my intelligence because seeing as it is now you ‘boys’…Yes I said it. BOYS!!!
Are pretty pathetic.
I think that this site is made for a bunch of sadistic,poor,40 year old virgin men who haven’t got a life.Why don’t you just swipe the whole women population and see how that goes along?
-Oh yea,that stupid rule.Well,here’s mine.
RULES WERE MEAN’T TO BE BROKEN…
December 1st, 2007 at 10:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1ac5c1024cd8f
Well, Dick can easily ban you from this site. Apparently, he can but he doesnt. As for your assumptions, please take a queue number. Every woman before you has said the exact same shit before. It is getting boring after the 500th woman.
December 3rd, 2007 at 6:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: e24370fe2bb3c
I never want to get plastic surgery
I personally don’t want unnecessary surgery
December 4th, 2007 at 7:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5182cad9125eb
Liar.
December 4th, 2007 at 7:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: e24370fe2bb3c
Who are you to judge me?
I am telling the truth, so choose not to believe me, but I know that I never will have plastic surgery
December 5th, 2007 at 10:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8
I agree with Karen, except on the part of stand-up pointy boobs.
@Hilary-
After the first post you made, you were judged. That is humanity.
Everyone gets the same treatment, always. Some of us accept the reality and enjoy it, others simply rail against the system with no noticeable effect.
December 6th, 2007 at 4:03 am - IP Man-Hash: d523ac8d20d78
This is in reply to Rose
“Actually this is a free country.So you can’t tell anyone they can’t be on this site because it says no women allowed on it.I mean,that’s like a bunch of nine year old boys having a treehouse and putting ‘no girls allowed’ sign on it.
Wow,how childish.
RULES WERE MEAN’T TO BE BROKEN.”..
So if thats the case, that means I can swagger into those all female gyms, load on some free weights and do some real training, and there isnt a damn thing any of those woman can do about it, because using your woman-logic, just because it says female gym, doesnt mean I should obey it, or take notice of that. What about those other “pesky” signs that say, Danger or guard dog etc etc…..do you like ignoring those signs as well?
I have noticed that when it comes to all male places, everybody gets up in arms about it, but have an all female place, and nobody really cares. I guess thats equality at work for ya.
I can guarantee that if a woman walked into an all male joint, the men will stare, probably make inappropriate jokes and nicely ask her to leave…..a man walks into an all female joint and it will look like a national geographic special on hyenas….a fucking feeding frenzy….and it will probably make the media.
Your right about one thing Rose, your right that woman shouldnt be excluded, because theres nothing special about you, so why should you be treated in a special way (which is what equality is all about), why should exceptions be made for you, why should things be dumbed down and made easier because you have a vagina.
Also the whole rules should be broken, I love it when people pull out that old line…..what it means is that YOU should be allowed to break rules, but NOT anybody else. Dont rape woman is a legal and social rule, but hey guys guess what, Rose doesnt care if we break the rules. Dont abuse woman, dont hit woman, give woman equal pay etc etc……all of those are rules, but fuck em, lets break em. I for one have felt like breaking the rules a few times and punching out some loud-mouthed bitch, and now I have a womans blessing to go ahead and break that shitty rule……cool……maybe I should be thanking you Rose.
December 6th, 2007 at 4:09 am - IP Man-Hash: 6d3bb32787b07
Manstatic point.
Women are hypocrites. It is fine to have “All women’s club” but not “All men’s club” because it is sexist. What a joke.
December 6th, 2007 at 5:52 am - IP Man-Hash: 967436609a076
Did Clair really say that because I disagree with what a woman says that MUST make me a homosexual.
OK where to start.
1. Clair for all your supposed talk of freedom, and letting people be, you just made a hate comment about homosexuals by assuming that all homosexuals hate women, I know your female mind wont accept that but all the men here will automatically understand what I mean. You just stereotyped someone. Thats like me saying all white people are rich, because they are white, or all black people are crack addicts because they are black…..if you cant see the comparison….it wont surprise me.
2. Do you really want to be equal…..because if thats true (which it isnt…..you really want to be special), then that means I get to disagree with you and the things you say. Wow you have a vagina, want a medal for that! The biggest thing constantly stated one this site is the inequality that exists between men and woman…….woman can do what they want….men cant. Woman expect to be treated like equals, and when they are, they complain.
3. Woman like you perpetuate all this bullshit with comments like that. Wanna know why men feel the need to exert their manliness, because of stupid bitches like you, who make uninformed comments like that. I dont assume that any female who disagrees with me is a lesbian…..but then I am a sane, rational, un-neurotic (is that a word?) man. I know she is a lesbian when she brings her girlfriend over, or tells me she likes eating pussy; not because she disagrees with me.
4. Why am I even bothering to make comments, you wont digest them, or actually think about, you will just think ” He must be a homo”, so fuck you Im tired of trying to educate your ass.
December 6th, 2007 at 6:27 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
*sigh* I was actually deciding not to post anymore…but if you insist…
no.
That enitre bit is now null and void. I don’t recall making a homophobic comment. If you think you found one, please do show it to me, as Im not sure wat ur refering to, ok?
I am equal to you. Just the same as every human being is equal, its a matter of accepting that fact. Yes, its more complicated then this, but this is the quick explanation. Yes, ur not equal to brad pit, but that is due to life choices and other factors. You were both born equal in value.
Yet again, null and void.
You really are being quite mean to me.
December 6th, 2007 at 7:33 am - IP Man-Hash: 8d9120e236547
You cant remember what you said…..take a look at the last few pages, and the quotes