Seriously, cut out the insults and grow a brain.

Now, can I make fatcs you then if we are making assumptions and since I disagree with you? You are bald, overweight, and the only love you have is the 40 year old woman on eHarmony with 50 cats and who’s been divorced three times.

Tragic sweety. Every word I typed was the truth and you wish YOU could say the same. Happy New Year, dumbass.

Im 40. I’m 6′2, 215 , I look like Tom Cruise (yes, really), have all my hair and I’m fucking a 32 year-old extremely attractive Defense Attorney. Between the two of us, we make $600,000 a year (so not freakin’ idiots) and even SHE has the brains to MAKE SURE I tell her to “SHUT THE FUCK UP” on my dick when she’s being annoying.

. . . she wouldn’t have it another way, either.

Maybe YOUR life won’t work out,
and you are beginning to know it already,
but mine is right fucking spectacular, thanks.

Now get lost.
Aim higher.
And stop making pathetic excuses for yourself.

Chris said:

Hilary said:

Who are you to judge me?
I am telling the truth, so choose not to believe me, but I know that I never will have plastic surgery

I’ve got a better one for ya. . . .

Who are YOU to think that what you “SAY” is to be taken at face value???

How many times have you openly declared that you really want to meet an HONEST man(?) . . . who is 6′ TALL, SMART, DRIVEN, FUNNY, EDUCATED, EMPLOYED, HAS NICE ARMS, CAN CARRY A CONVERSATION and all that other horseshit you CLAIM is exactly what you are looking for.

You’ve got it all in your head already. Rehearsed and calculated. Exactly WHO he’s ’supposed’ to be , before you even MET the guy. You KNOW it’s “the truth”, and you are “NOT lying” about it. You even managed to convince yourself to believe 100% that if you met him, you would know it in a flash and the rest would be bliss-tory.

And then . . . .

A man like that could be standing RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU, looking you straight in the eye . . . . and guess what . . .

UNLESS –>> He doesn’t tell you EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR – EXACTLY WHEN YOU WANT TO HEAR IT . . . . you are gonna go through hell and high water to attempt to “disqualify” him as “not good enough for you.”

And if he DOES . . . you are suddenly standing in your own little puddle.

HOW FUCKED UP IS THAT.

Who are we to judge you????
We are MEN . . . who know this as FACT.

We don’t even need to know ANYTHING ABOUT YOU (as an individual) to know this to be a universal truth about women –>> NEVER – EVER – pay attention to what a woman ’says’ she wants.

EVER.

Because even if you make every effort to ‘make her happy’, and conform to every last specification she broadcast as the man with EVERYTHING . . . the deal breaker WILL ALWAYS BE –>> Did he tell her what she wants to hear . . . or did he NOT.

You know it.
And I know it.

That is ONE, SICK FUCKING TRUTH about you.
And noone ‘JUDGED you’. It’s just a FACT.

So you can quit whining like you were “JUDGED”, when every “truth” you utter is merely “TRANSPARENT”.

Fantastic.
Now, can I make fatcs you then if we are making assumptions and since I disagree with you? You are bald, overweight, and the only love you have is the 40 year old woman on eHarmony with 50 cats and who’s been divorced three times.
You know what I realize? Life isn’t Disney movies. Everything doesn’t work out in the end and I have prepared myself for life, just as many people have. Who knows, maybe in 25 years I’ll be the woman on eHarmony, but that’s life.
I’ve come to realize it’s not how I wish it were, such as being rich and famous, rather I have a pleasant life and am happy with it, I don’t need to devote a website to realizing how self-absorbed I am and make assumptions of an entire gender. Perhaps consider there are women equal to you, and go out and see not every woman is the one’s that you have experienced.

stonemonkey said:

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I just blew coffee out of my nose.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QQJrIZaLsA

Hilary said:

Who are you to judge me?
I am telling the truth, so choose not to believe me, but I know that I never will have plastic surgery

I’ve got a better one for ya. . . .

Who are YOU to think that what you “SAY” is to be taken at face value???

How many times have you openly declared that you really want to meet an HONEST man(?) . . . who is 6′ TALL, SMART, DRIVEN, FUNNY, EDUCATED, EMPLOYED, HAS NICE ARMS, CAN CARRY A CONVERSATION and all that other horseshit you CLAIM is exactly what you are looking for.

You’ve got it all in your head already. Rehearsed and calculated. Exactly WHO he’s ’supposed’ to be , before you even MET the guy. You KNOW it’s “the truth”, and you are “NOT lying” about it. You even managed to convince yourself to believe 100% that if you met him, you would know it in a flash and the rest would be bliss-tory.

And then . . . .

A man like that could be standing RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU, looking you straight in the eye . . . . and guess what . . .

UNLESS –>> He doesn’t tell you EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR – EXACTLY WHEN YOU WANT TO HEAR IT . . . . you are gonna go through hell and high water to attempt to “disqualify” him as “not good enough for you.”

And if he DOES . . . you are suddenly standing in your own little puddle.

HOW FUCKED UP IS THAT.

Who are we to judge you????
We are MEN . . . who know this as FACT.

We don’t even need to know ANYTHING ABOUT YOU (as an individual) to know this to be a universal truth about women –>> NEVER – EVER – pay attention to what a woman ’says’ she wants.

EVER.

Because even if you make every effort to ‘make her happy’, and conform to every last specification she broadcast as the man with EVERYTHING . . . the deal breaker WILL ALWAYS BE –>> Did he tell her what she wants to hear . . . or did he NOT.

You know it.
And I know it.

That is ONE, SICK FUCKING TRUTH about you.
And noone ‘JUDGED you’. It’s just a FACT.

So you can quit whining like you were “JUDGED”, when every “truth” you utter is merely “TRANSPARENT”.