More Fun With Prison — and Tyra Banks
Prison is not a nice place. That’s why I would think women love it in there. They always suspect that everyone’s out to screw them anyway. Their mindset is perfect for the Big House. Plus women are annoying.
But why was I not surprised to hear about Oprah v2.0 hawking horseshit about how unfair it is for women to be in prison on television
To regain the thousand Man Points I just lost by implying that I watch or have ever watched either the Oprah show or the Tyra Banks show, let me clarify:
I have never fucking watched either The Oprah Show or The Tyra Banks show.
The closest I have ever come to watching either was during Married With Children where Al was forced to watch an entire Oprah marathon for some perfectly believable reason. I think the episode ended plausibly as well — in which Al and all the other men around got unfairly screwed somehow and had to shut the fuck up about it before taking their asses to work the next day.
Without men all television shows would be soap operas with drama and bullshit getting dragged around the season like anchors of shame with no payoff. Thank God for men, or else we wouldn’t have a reason to watch TV.
I’m posting a link at the end of this article that will take you to a small write up of a recent Tyra Banks show. Tyra Banks is a — actually, if you don’t know who Tyra Banks is, just walk away. Don’t read any more of this and walk away because you are in the lucky minority of Earthlings. If you’re one of the brave man-types who doesn’t give a fuck about talking risks or looking back, read on.
Good to see all of you still here. Tyra Banks is a woman’s masochistic, life-coach, wet dream. She’s got the brains (none) and hare-brained, male-bashing reasoning powers of Oprah, with the body of a poster that says “Hey women, you’re a bunch of fucking fatties!” and the arrogance and pomposity to believe she has any right to speak for women everywhere. There’s only one person who has the right to speak for women everywhere and that’s the man they’re married to or who paid for 23 years of their room and board. If that’s not you, shut the fuck up.
Tyra Banks thinks men put women in prison.
“I wanted to do [a show on women in prison] because I was shocked to learn that the majority of women in prison are there because of their husbands or their boyfriends.” - Tyra Banks
No matter where you set the bar, women will knock it over. You could bury it, but they’ll come along with a back hoe and offer you sexual favours for pretending to teach them how to use it for ten minutes while they pretend to try and understand it and then just let you give up entirely and do the whole fucking thing yourself — digging up the bar, letting them knock it over, etc.
Women are not in prison because of men, you stupid cunt. Women are in prisons because a jury convicted them of crimes and then sentenced them to prison. Don’t they teach that shit in Modeling School?
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February 26th, 2007 at 1:20 am - IP Man-Hash: 796c1d8aebfd3
Women are the most narcistic and chauvinistic creatures on our planet.
Shape up or get off.
Women are not on par with men. They were left at 8 under par back on the first green.
You girls can scream it all you want but you know the facts. Women are not equal. You can’t fool us with this old lie. Men are better at most everything.
-Women are better at only 4 things I can think of.
1. Making useless conversation almost non stop.
2. Fucking up and blaming others for it.
3. Doing nothing and expecting something for it.
4. Pushing a mans child through a furtuna.
Mantastic comment
February 26th, 2007 at 2:47 am - IP Man-Hash: 7611d2e551981
Ok. Give it up gents. Logic means nothing, and the true beauty of logic is that repeating it 50X still means she will disagree no matter what the evidence or factual basis of the argument. Just how I see it mind you.
For Dah: Of course women are on par with men. Weak fuckers like you made that quantum singularity possible. Now go watch Oprah and eat some cheetohs, all the while remembering to shut the fuck up. Hopefully, there will be a Catholic coming by to exorcise you shortly, but don’t hold your breath.
Women are equal in CERTAIN situations. When I am in a car accident and can’t get out, she can equally dial the phone.
Women in general in day to day are NOT my fucking equals, and never will be. Why? I am a man. Only in present day (50 years or so) have women been mistakenly informed they are my equal. I am sure they are, just not at war of any type (though very few serve in proportion), inventing (since most patent holders are men), and sex (since they lay there and take it, and I have to do all the work).
The only true equal I have is my hand and Hustler/Playboy, invented by men of course! (Thanks for that right hand you gave me dad!)
It is for goddamn sure women did not create porn, can you imagine a Falcon Crest porno? That is exactly what it would be.
If you want to be my equal, O’ Mighty Female, go do my fucking job and pay my fucking rent. Just don’t TALK being equal, DO being equal.
February 26th, 2007 at 9:38 am - IP Man-Hash: 6597403bb0b5b
AMEN!!!
God I’m obsessed with religion.
April 20th, 2007 at 11:50 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
The Tyra Banks Show is on of the better programmes on television. It teaches you so much about beauty tips, and they give away very helpful, expensive and useful gifts.
I’ve never watched the show personally, but after seeing this clip, I’ll be sure to tune in regularly to watch these sensible women engaging in intelligent discourse.
April 21st, 2007 at 7:18 am - IP Man-Hash: 8af1a7cb9a2cb
People know what you’ve done and they will take you down when you least expect it. Oh it’s gonna hurt real bad and destroy your life.
I wish i was there to watch it happen
It’s pathetic how egotistical this entire site is. Get over yourself, you chauvinists. I’m not sure if any of you men are aware of this but we are no longer in the Stone Age; get with the times. Women are on par with men, like it or not.
April 21st, 2007 at 3:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: aaaa8e6ade09a
Stop it…. you’re scaring us.
No, just another stupid girl fantasy.
Women are on par with men on what? Oh nevermind you would have to lie again.
May 5th, 2007 at 9:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: 191242b12610c
A woman a dmitting that feminism was/is wrong.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ovumuK7BVD0&mode=related&search=
I bet that Men knew this all along
May 5th, 2007 at 10:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: bfefd8ffcfe09
excellent find there, gloinblin. I am quite pleased to see a woman come out and speak the truth, for a change. She was very correct to point out that feminism is stupid, and that women should stop acting like jack-asses and start giving their husbands as much sex as possible.
May 6th, 2007 at 4:15 am - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f
She should be an honourary man of the month. She was so right in that Feminism started out as a good idea (I’m all for equal rights) but has degraded into different things. Very very true.
May 6th, 2007 at 4:15 am - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f
She should be an honourary man of the month. She was so right in that Feminism started out as a good idea (I’m all for equal rights) but has degraded into different things. Very very true.
May 6th, 2007 at 10:15 am - IP Man-Hash: 191242b12610c
She said she is a recovered feminist.
I knew feminism was a disease.
May 6th, 2007 at 12:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4136c1534ed3c
They will never be equal with men so why do they need equal rights?
May 7th, 2007 at 4:16 am - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f
From a moral point of view.
May 7th, 2007 at 8:03 am - IP Man-Hash: 4136c1534ed3c
Even if they are amoral creatures?
May 7th, 2007 at 4:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f
Even if they are amoral creatures.
May 29th, 2007 at 10:13 am - IP Man-Hash: 6f6233a8c7bbc
Men ARE irrational. They are extremely emotional; it’s just that they show different emotions than women. the emotions they are constantly losing control of and showing are anger, rage, hatred, jealousy, rather than female sadness, etc. these are the emotions that kill and get people killed.
July 20th, 2007 at 2:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2775f6f3de64b
Tyra is the most annoying waste of human existence on Planet earth, for lack of better words. Tyra Banks haters unite on myspace.
July 20th, 2007 at 4:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a97b5a1ff681
You are irrational, ignorant and waste of good air.
November 20th, 2007 at 3:52 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
I ,love Tyra. I love her show to. I admit it. And I only just heard that in the U.S they were calling her fat? What the fuck?? She is GORGEOUS!!!!
December 17th, 2007 at 8:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: e0f131a688f70
Why don’t you use that big brain of yours and your “superior” logic to fight wars instead of using violence and armed force?
I’m sure men can solve that problem, especially without the help of women.
Let’s just perform lobotomies on all women from the moment of birth so they never speak or think except follow the orders of men, since men are so superior. What a perfect world, completely dominated by men.
Let us all go to that utopia, where women are just physical shells and have no souls. Let women be the useless lumps of meat that they are, merely here to service man and all his needs because women are not humans or people. Their feelings or thoughts do not matter.
Let your mother be a mindless brainless zombie that spits you out at birth, feeds and cleans you but never ever shall commit that absolute sin of being a person.
Your sister will never be your burden, let her be whored out like the prostitute she really is because she is a female and she should be happy that men are being serviced by her body. She will willingly do everything a man tells her and never say a word all because he is a man and he is superior. She will do it all with a mindless smile.
Yes, that is a perfect world.