More Fun With Prison — and Tyra Banks
Prison is not a nice place. That’s why I would think women love it in there. They always suspect that everyone’s out to screw them anyway. Their mindset is perfect for the Big House. Plus women are annoying.
But why was I not surprised to hear about Oprah v2.0 hawking horseshit about how unfair it is for women to be in prison on television
To regain the thousand Man Points I just lost by implying that I watch or have ever watched either the Oprah show or the Tyra Banks show, let me clarify:
I have never fucking watched either The Oprah Show or The Tyra Banks show.
The closest I have ever come to watching either was during Married With Children where Al was forced to watch an entire Oprah marathon for some perfectly believable reason. I think the episode ended plausibly as well — in which Al and all the other men around got unfairly screwed somehow and had to shut the fuck up about it before taking their asses to work the next day.
Without men all television shows would be soap operas with drama and bullshit getting dragged around the season like anchors of shame with no payoff. Thank God for men, or else we wouldn’t have a reason to watch TV.
I’m posting a link at the end of this article that will take you to a small write up of a recent Tyra Banks show. Tyra Banks is a — actually, if you don’t know who Tyra Banks is, just walk away. Don’t read any more of this and walk away because you are in the lucky minority of Earthlings. If you’re one of the brave man-types who doesn’t give a fuck about talking risks or looking back, read on.
Good to see all of you still here. Tyra Banks is a woman’s masochistic, life-coach, wet dream. She’s got the brains (none) and hare-brained, male-bashing reasoning powers of Oprah, with the body of a poster that says “Hey women, you’re a bunch of fucking fatties!” and the arrogance and pomposity to believe she has any right to speak for women everywhere. There’s only one person who has the right to speak for women everywhere and that’s the man they’re married to or who paid for 23 years of their room and board. If that’s not you, shut the fuck up.
Tyra Banks thinks men put women in prison.
“I wanted to do [a show on women in prison] because I was shocked to learn that the majority of women in prison are there because of their husbands or their boyfriends.” - Tyra Banks
No matter where you set the bar, women will knock it over. You could bury it, but they’ll come along with a back hoe and offer you sexual favours for pretending to teach them how to use it for ten minutes while they pretend to try and understand it and then just let you give up entirely and do the whole fucking thing yourself — digging up the bar, letting them knock it over, etc.
Women are not in prison because of men, you stupid cunt. Women are in prisons because a jury convicted them of crimes and then sentenced them to prison. Don’t they teach that shit in Modeling School?
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May 17th, 2006 at 5:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: e2d025f19e31f
Enya quoted;”“Men tend to have irrational sentiments, while women tend to have irrational opinions.â€?
I do not agree with this, men speak straight forwardly while women tend to overly complicate any statement, even a simple hello. A man will say something like; “I had a rough day at work, my boss Frank was in a bad mood.” End of story, women will tell you the same thing only in a 2 hour version covering the entire previous week, personal relationships and medical hystory to explain Franks behavior, just to hear themselves speak.
May 17th, 2006 at 8:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 920fbe879a674
And none of it will be accurate because women can’t remember a goddamn thing.
-Dick
May 18th, 2006 at 1:22 am - IP Man-Hash: 19105c7fbb7a4
The point I was trying to make was that most human beings can be irrational to a certain degree. That it is not always a characteristic of gender. We can have men who have irrational fears as much as women.
I was also saying that even men are irrational from time to time. Men do stupid things, make mistakes, they are human. Nobody is perfect.
And nobody yet has really disagreed or agreed with the statement. Only oldone, who has responded with something completely irrelevant. The statement mentions nothing of whether or not men get to the point and women don’t. Do men have irrational sentiments and women have irrational opinions?
May 18th, 2006 at 5:25 am - IP Man-Hash: 8f5fa079b338a
As a general statement, I do not agree.
As a group, women are simply irrational. That’s not to say that there aren’t occasional rational women: I’ve met one in 41 years, after all.
Men as a group are rational. That’s not to say that there aren’t occasionally irrational men. In 41 years, I’ve met a number of them.
In fact, I would suggest that the incidence of irrational men is much higher than the incidence of rational women, in my experience.
However, as a group, men tend to be far more rational than women. I’ve not noticed any particular correllation as to the type of irrationality exhibited by either sex: it seems very broad in both cases to me.
All I’ve noticed is that most women are generally irrational while most men are generally rational.
May 18th, 2006 at 4:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 620db7e22a363
I would have thought that stating the fact that men speak straight forwardly and women do not would have made it clear that men get to the point while women do not. I assume all the men here understood me.
May 18th, 2006 at 5:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: b39671b23df39
Of course we did.
-Dick
May 19th, 2006 at 12:12 am - IP Man-Hash: f75c92aeb197e
Ditto.
Nobody disagreed?
How come women only seem to understand what you’re saying when you agree with them?
May 19th, 2006 at 5:24 am - IP Man-Hash: 794fefffe1145
Gotta remember that wommyn are the
“WORLDS GREATEST COMMUNICATORS”,
except they forgot to tell us they are.
It only applies to their own sex, who else would want a fifteen page or 30 minute explanation when 2 minutes is really all it needs to get the message across.
May 19th, 2006 at 2:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 19105c7fbb7a4
No I understood your point.
What I didn’t understand was how it linked to my question regarding the comment that ‘men have irrational sentiments and women have irrational opinions’?
May 19th, 2006 at 2:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: 19105c7fbb7a4
You used that quote and answered only after people had commented on the link that I had provided. Until the point of posting said comment. nobody had stated their opinion upon “Men have irrational sentiments and women have irrational opinions”
May 19th, 2006 at 5:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: f75c92aeb197e
Sounds to me like Dick didnt agree.
Sounds like I didnt agree.
Sounds like Oldone didnt agree.
Sounds like Dakota didnt agree.
Yet you asked..
I think that what we are all saying is that as a group, in general women tend to be irrational whether you apply that to sentiments or opinions. Full stop.
Your statement is a generalisation, so its pointless to then turn round and argue on an individual basis and say that you can also find examples of men who are irrational.
Thats like arguing against someone who says that in general people in Africa tend to be black, by saying that he is wrong because you can also find white people in Africa.
May 20th, 2006 at 2:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 19105c7fbb7a4
Okay, I will admit after scrolling over the past posts that you and Dick had commented when I made the comment about nobody really disagreeing. Dakota’s comment was offered after I made that statement.
The statement that ‘men have irrational sentiments whereas women have irrational opinions’ was not *my* statement. I don’t know if any of you clicked on the link. If you did, you will know that this statement comes from an article discussing gender difference and theories from Jung.
I was not defending it or disagreeing with it - I was simply offering it as a point to debate - I was more interested in your views on that comment. I didn’t offer the comment to support my views but to try and understand yours.
I must have missed those comments made, my apologies if it seemed like I was ignoring what you guys were saying.
That statement is a generalisation. I agree with you on that.
If I have argued from an individual basis it is not to claim that just because we find men that are irrational that what you say is wrong about women being irrational. Women are irrational. That men are irrational does not even provide the exception to prove the rule - as this exception would be to find rational women, not irrational men. I know this.
My point was more that irrationality is not something specific to the female sex alone; rather it is a human trait - because we find it in men too.
May 20th, 2006 at 5:25 am - IP Man-Hash: f75c92aeb197e
You were going along there quite nicely Enya but your last statement takes us all the way back to square 1.
All human traits are found in both sexes. Some are however more common to one sex than the other.
May 21st, 2006 at 2:28 am - IP Man-Hash: 794fefffe1145
Just another reason for women to fuck up and then deny doing so.
This is their response to anything.
Like “I fucked up your live,Ii don’t care”.
There’s more they will “Screw you for your all your money” !
Got ya!……I got your kids, sucker, they are worth their weight in gold.
Women, play the game well.
Their only interest is in themselves, any one of them denying it is a liar.
Any one of them telling you any different is after your assets.
If you must have anything to do with them.
Cover all your bases as you are guaranteed to get screwed.
May 21st, 2006 at 2:50 am - IP Man-Hash: 794fefffe1145
BINGO.
February 20th, 2007 at 5:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 73f9de907ea55
Anyone would disagree with you about that being a trait in both sexes by the population. Women are more irrational than men ALL over the world. Its because their more emotional! its a trait they were born with. Its not a trait the MAJORITY of males have. Get that in your thick skull.
February 20th, 2007 at 9:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: d4f0d9d4d2594
It’s pathetic how egotistical this entire site is. Get over yourself, you chauvinists. I’m not sure if any of you men are aware of this but we are no longer in the Stone Age; get with the times. Women are on par with men, like it or not.
February 21st, 2007 at 12:28 am - IP Man-Hash: adc0a2c9dafc9
“The statement that ‘men have irrational sentiments whereas women have irrational opinions’ was not *my* statement.”
Sentiments are the same as thinking with emotions and not reasoning.
The majoirty of men are not emotional thinkers.
Just because a man may get emitonal over something does not mean he thinks like a woman. It is a false.
February 21st, 2007 at 12:44 am - IP Man-Hash: adc0a2c9dafc9
Women are the most narcistic and chauvinistic creatures on our planet.
Shape up or get off.
Women are not on par with men. They were left at 8 under par back on the first green.
You girls can scream it all you want but you know the facts. Women are not equal. You can’t fool us with this old lie. Men are better at most everything.
-Women are better at only 4 things I can think of.
1. Making useless conversation almost non stop.
2. Fucking up and blaming others for it.
3. Doing nothing and expecting something for it.
4. Pushing a mans child through a furtuna.
February 21st, 2007 at 6:19 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Excellent statement, Billy. Very manly said, indeed.
Though I mostly agree, I would change the last point. Point 4 to me would have been the destruction of the family (for child support and alimony).