Valentine’s Bullshit 2008

Valentine’s Day is the natural extension of a sickness that has befouled the female race since the beginning of time. That sickness is called gimmie-ism: an insatiable hunger for free shit no matter what the context. If a woman sees it, she wants it and she doesn’t care how she gets it.

That’s why men wear neckties. They’re a subtle, visual reminder of The Penis.

Women are like zombies with romantic knick-knacks and other sentimental trash. Zombie pigs. No matter what the reason for it is, if it reeks of love and it’s in front of her, a woman will consume it with a maximum of grunting and moaning. Enter Valentine’s Day; a day that appeals to anyone who appreciates a gift given out of obligation and resent.

No woman would be as happy with the same gifts given on February 15th. Whatever percentage of happiness is lost is the exact percentage of “cunt” that woman is.

Fuck the “spirit of giving”. A woman would appreciate a gift pried out of your cold, dead hands. A woman would appreciate a gift pried out of the cold, dead hands of the child who mined it and mounted it on a ring. A woman would feel special at a wedding even if she was pregnant.

Every time you see a woman at a bar without a drink, know that she’s got a rampant case of gimmie-ism. She’ll die of thirst if someone doesn’t pay the requisite 10.50 plus tip for a chance to brush against one of her tits.

Enjoy these man Valentine’s Day cards and remember that Valentine’s Day is on Wednesday February 14th.

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Comment by ron
2010-02-09 09:43:06 - IP Man-Hash: 89816efcd9df3

HAHAHAHAH what a load of utter bs lol!!

at least we know male shrinks will always find employment.

 
Comment by Tony
2009-12-21 11:08:08 - IP Man-Hash: 2b4808da920b5

Come to my site.

http://www.voy.com/219711/

We also hate women and know men are the only people that count.

 
Comment by Jack-The-Ripper
2009-11-03 07:23:43 - IP Man-Hash: 9e1efbc6a7989

Dear Brothers I have posted before that I have no problems with cunts in my personal life, I can have cunts when I want to based on my wants and not needs because I have spiritually mastered myself.
My anger is temperory and I only use it as a tool when I need it. Hatred will destroy anything that consumes it! I might be the only guy here that might actually get the job done of bringing absolute patriarchy! I am a modern a day Genghis Khan, my allegiance to my brotherhood is emaculateand solid! Using all the modern MAN-MADE technology available we have tracked every Cunt who wants kill men on the the the number is staggering, it is 82,030,659 to the day!!! Please spread this news to every guy on the planet. All these cunts are working day and night to eradicate our rights, destroy are health and lives! Nobody on the website even talks about feminazis?!! Brothers start focusing on people who want to kill you! http://www.christianparty.net/feminism 8 Trillion dollars have already being spent on eradicating men in the US!!! The male population has dropped by 10% percent! Does that not make you angry? A man commits suicide every 25th divorce! Does that not make you ANGRY? These are my fellow brothers! Men are rotting in millions of men are rotting in jail because some cunt decided to cook up a story! Does that not make you angry Harry, Chris, Watcher, STack, micho and the rest of the guys? When a 11 year old boy gets raped by a 38 year old cunt and she gets pregnant with his kid, and she walks away free while the goverment confiscates the $200 kid has saved shovelling snow and forces the kid to pay child support, does that not make you want to tear these cunts to shreads? When universities all overthe world teach the SCUM Manifesto and other similar propaganda of eradicaring men from the earth under gender/ women studies to millions and millions of women for the last fifty years, do you expect me to do? Do you guys not know the plans of the enemy? http://www.manhater.org When lesbian gangs go shooting injuring men and raping other women am I to just except it?http://mensrightsmovement.net/impact.html
I have already invested incredible amount of time money energy to bring in Male Supremacy and Absolute Male Dominated Patriarchy!
I am fighting for you brothers! From the beginning of time everything we have is gives to us by men! And I will honour them! FOCUS on the 82,030,659 CUNTS WHO WANT TO ERADICATE US FROM THE WORLD! THIS INFORMATION IS PRECISELY ACCURATE FOR THE DAY! http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=89815961320
Groups of castrate all men all over internet! This one is by Maxine Healey and Samantha Thomas from Wales http://www.facebook.com/people/Maxine-Healey/699711987
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GUYS SPREAD THE NEWS AND FOCUS ON THE 82 MILLION PLUS CUNTS WHO WANY TO KILL YOU! I will get the job done if I have to do it buy myself! There may more videos articles, medai and data I want to shshare with you so shall we all create Gmail accounts we can use the audio talk feature built in to the browser! Alright there is work to be d one we need to group up and stay in touch. BE BLESSED IN EVERYWAY!

ALL THE MEN RISE UP ALL THE BROTHERS RISE UP ANSWER THE BATTLE CALL TRACK THE CUNTS WHO COME ON THIS SITES TO THEIR HOMES LET THEM THINK TWICE ABOUT HW MUCH THEIR CUNTS CAN BLEED I HAVE FORMED A HUGE ARMY OF FRIENDS AROUND THE WORLD WE ARE GOING TO DESTROY THESE CUNTS IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME! ALL THE MEN START RECRUITING OTHER BROTHERS AROUND THE WORLD YOUR FRIENDS FAMILY WORKMATES THE TIME IS NOW! THE EARTH WILL BLOOD WHEN WE MAKE THESE FUCKING CUNT WHORES BLEED STABBING VICIOUSLY THERE’S NO STOPPING US CUNTS! EVERYTHING YOU CAN SEE WITH YOUR EYES BELONG TO MEN SO TAKE IT BACK! FIGHT NOW! STAND UP NOW! STRIKE NOW! 3 BILLION MEN HUNTING YOU CUNTS DOWN WHERE CAN YOU RUN WHERE CAN YOU HIDE! CHAINSAW RIPPING YOUR CUNTS OPEN FOR ALL THE BILLIONS OF BABIES ABORTED! ALL CUNTS WILL PAY!
MALE SUPREMACY NOW!!

Comment by Jack-The-Ripper
2010-02-01 20:17:47 - IP Man-Hash: b94584ec54d54

HOOKERS BY DAY WHORES BY NIGHT! GOOD FOR NOTHING CUNTS! BROTHERS LETS ROUND THEM UP! LIST ALL THE FEMICUNTS POST THEIR NAMES PICTURES ADDRESSES PHONE NUMBERS! WE ARE COMING FOR YOU MAN HATERS! TRACKING ALL OF YOU DOWN IN THIS MAN MADE WORLD! WHERE CAN YOU RUN WHERE CAN YOU CUNTS HIDE? WHO CAN YOU WHOREE BITCHES CALL FOR HELP? HAHAHAHA 3 BILLION MEN COMING FOR YOU! FROM THE BEGINNING OF TIME YOU CUNTS HAVE MESSED WITH US! YOUR ONLY GOOD FOR A FUCKING AND EVEN MAYBE NOT! START RUUNNING BITCHESWE’LL CATCH YOU UP! THIS IS A MAN-MADE WORLD AND IT’S GOING TO STAY THAT WAY! HAHAHAHAHA FUCKING YOUR THROAT ASS AND CUNT WITH CHAINSAWS REMEMBER WHAT YOUR GENDER HAS DONE! http://www.chritianparty.net/feminism ABORTED 100 MILLION BABIES! PAYBACK TIME! YOU PLAN ON KILLING MEN TOO! http://mensrightsmovement.net/impact.html

ALL FEMICUNTS ARE PATHETIC CUMBUCKETS THAT ALL MEN SHOULD FUCK AND LEAVE THEM! BITCHES! WHORES! CUNTS! TAMPON HOLDERS! SCREW THEM, FUCK THEM, SMACK THEM, PUNCH THEM, STRIKE THEM, FUCK THEM IN THE ASS WITH A CHAINSAW!

GET ALL THE HACKERS YOU CAN FIND AND DESTROY ALL FEMICUNT BUSINESSES COMPANIES AND WEBSITES AFTER YOU HAVE TAKEN ALL OF THEIR INFO!

BROTHERHOOD RISE UP!!!
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ALL THE MEN RISE UP ALL THE BROTHERS RISE UP ANSWER THE BATTLE CALL TRACK THE CUNTS WHO COME ON THIS SITES TO THEIR HOMES LET THEM THINK TWICE ABOUT HW MUCH THEIR CUNTS CAN BLEED I HAVE FORMED A HUGE ARMY OF FRIENDS AROUND THE WORLD WE ARE GOING TO DESTROY THESE CUNTS IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME! ALL THE MEN START RECRUITING OTHER BROTHERS AROUND THE WORLD YOUR FRIENDS FAMILY WORKMATES THE TIME IS NOW! THE EARTH WILL BLOOD WHEN WE MAKE THESE FUCKING CUNT WHORES BLEED STABBING VICIOUSLY THERE’S NO STOPPING US CUNTS! EVERYTHING YOU CAN SEE WITH YOUR EYES BELONG TO MEN SO TAKE IT BACK! FIGHT NOW! STAND UP NOW! STRIKE NOW! 3 BILLION MEN HUNTING YOU CUNTS DOWN WHERE CAN YOU RUN WHERE CAN YOU HIDE! CHAINSAW RIPPING YOUR CUNTS OPEN FOR ALL THE BILLIONS OF BABIES ABORTED! ALL CUNTS WILL PAY!

 
 
Comment by Dick Masterson
2009-10-25 15:44:49 - IP Man-Hash: 237473d762590

I am shutting this site down.

 
Comment by christina
2009-10-19 18:09:31 - IP Man-Hash: bc8df8bb1d26b

im a woman, i despise valentines day, going to bars, and receiving gifts.

just sayin.

 
Comment by Haha89
2009-10-01 12:19:03 - IP Man-Hash: b2a3745f0d705

Chris=Mr. Empty-pants

 
Comment by Jack-The-Ripper
2009-10-01 09:04:38 - IP Man-Hash: 77c312f54ca45

HOOKERS BY DAY WHORES BY NIGHT! GOOD FOR NOTHING CUNTS! BROTHERS LETS ROUND THEM UP! LIST ALL THE FEMICUNTS POST THEIR NAMES PICTURES ADDRESSES PHONE NUMBERS! WE ARE COMING FOR YOU MAN HATERS! TRACKING ALL OF YOU DOWN IN THIS MAN MADE WORLD! WHERE CAN YOU RUN WHERE CAN YOU CUNTS HIDE? WHO CAN YOU WHOREE BITCHES CALL FOR HELP? HAHAHAHA 3 BILLION MEN COMING FOR YOU! FROM THE BEGINNING OF TIME YOU CUNTS HAVE MESSED WITH US! YOUR ONLY GOOD FOR A FUCKING AND EVEN MAYBE NOT! START RUUNNING BITCHESWE’LL CATCH YOU UP! THIS IS A MAN-MADE WORLD AND IT’S GOING TO STAY THAT WAY! HAHAHAHAHA FUCKING YOUR THROAT ASS AND CUNT WITH CHAINSAWS REMEMBER WHAT YOUR GENDER HAS DONE! http://www.chritianparty.net/feminism ABORTED 100 MILLION BABIES! PAYBACK TIME! YOU PLAN ON KILLING MEN TOO! http://mensrightsmovement.net/impact.html

Comment by A
2009-12-18 09:36:00 - IP Man-Hash: 9bf9295fb3b9b

Go butt fuck all the men who agree with you, that’s all I have to say to all of you. And I won’t stop saying it….BUTT FUCK EACH OTHER because your all gay. The butt fucking will definitely stop all of your bitching.

 
 
Comment by Jack-The-Ripper
2009-10-01 08:25:32 - IP Man-Hash: 77c312f54ca45

Why I Hate Women
Porn Iconoclast Al Goldstein Skewers the Female of the Species

A woman’s ability to draw us into a world of death and hell is not unlike the Venus’s-flytrap that lures and captures flies. In the same way the grizzly bear is drawn to honey and the great white shark is drawn to human flesh, men are but clay that women can mold into any shape they want. This is something I cannot stand. Women are the ultimate puppeteers, and men are the Pinocchios of the world.

It is because of this that I hate most women. I also hate their arrogance, their desire to show every part of their anatomy to entice us, their erratic moods, their periods, their need to ridicule the male and their general drive to castrate, critique and control us.

That said, when I go down on a woman—which I have been doing for 56 years—I always have the same game plan. I close my eyes because I do not want to look at the vile, jagged hunks of flesh that protrude out of her hole. Any orifice of the human body that has the temerity to be on a calendar schedule and bleed monthly is no different from prostate cancer or toes afflicted with athlete’s foot. Pussy is akin to a stinking armpit, so I close my eyes to avoid seeing a gaping, hair-filled opening.

I despise women because when trying to give one an orgasm, it’s like climbing Mount Everest. Her clit plays hide-and-seek with your tongue, and your attempt to get her off is like being in a war zone, dodging the friendly fire of a tired jaw and pubic hair in your teeth. Compared to her pussy, her ass should be condemned to the ninth circle of hell. Her mouth is usually filled with yesterday’s food and the many bacteria that have set up colonies there. The only real value for her piehole is to receive the offering of your cock and to splatter the inside of her larynx with your cum. If you look carefully down a woman’s throat, you will see a little village of life with accordion players and a miniature Disneyland.

Women are not completely to blame. We, as men, carry some responsibility too. Men are in desperate need of pussy based on our genetic makeup. We are witless, mindless and merely a product of biology. Our cocks are like boats in a storm seeking a safe harbor of warm slit. Women who have the depth and sensitivity of a pincushion take advantage of the man’s weakness, need and drive. This is merely an illusion and proves how wonderful women are at creating magic. Magicians use apparatus to create illusion. Women use sexual apparatus to ensnare us. I hate them because of their machinations and their very success in manipulating me to further their own selfish ends.

Why would I have married and given them all my money and homes were it not for my fantasy that they would make me happy, care for me and fulfill my needs? Was that ten-second ejaculation and 50-second blowjob worth the price I paid with my worldly riches?

Women do not need us as much because to them we are mere figments of their imagination. We are like a plaything that they want to strip bare before moving on. They do not take us seriously and only value our possessions. Look at me now—no money and no sex.

Another reason for my hatred is arguments. Men argue to make a point, whereas a woman argues to retain her power and mastery of his libido. The pussy that produced us is the same hole that owns us. A smart male baby would stay inside the womb and enjoy the warmth and security that it offers. But the male deludes himself, caveman that he is, and seeks to slay dinosaurs while discovering and conquering new worlds. And to do this, he leaves the mother’s pussy.

The real reason I hate women is if you look between their legs, you don’t see a masculine and virile edifice. What you see is something that looks like the bloody wound from an ax. The woman’s hatred for us is wrapped around her penis envy and her desire to be us. The woman is incomplete and filled with the jealously of man’s ability to lose himself in a football game.

All of my ex-wives and ex-girlfriends have been imbeciles and predators. They are the reason for my lot in life right now and the philosophies that I spew.

One wife was decades younger than me and had the brains of a tadpole. She was the worst cocksucker I ever had, although I did give her a few orgasms when I licked her clit. She was drawn to my power and sexual prowess, but when I went bankrupt, she abandoned me like weeds.

Another wife was an Irish cleaning woman. She stalked me on my TV show and was turned on by my fame. (Details of all these experiences, by the way, can be found in my autobiography—I, Goldstein—in stores now.) Although she blew me before the marriage, I suspect she was a lesbian. After the ceremony, we never had sex again. She got almost a million dollars.

The mother of my son was a schoolteacher who hated me because I was a pornographer—a philosophy she imparted to my son. She got several million dollars.

Wife two was a Pan Am flight attendant who was a class act and deserved better than the likes of me.

At age 27 I embarked on my Columbus-like voyage of hatred toward women with a cowlike, deformed quasi-human. Our three-year relationship was like a trip on the Titanic. When we fucked, her gigantic boobs crushed my head, which I did not like. I am not a boob man.

A recent example of my hatred and repulsion toward women takes place in my book, and it is about a woman named Venus, a high-priced call girl who worked for Heidi Fleiss. She was drop-dead gorgeous, started hooking at age 18 and could earn four to ten thousand dollars a week. Her greatest gift to me was that she would blow me for free on my birthday. I loved every crack and fold in her body, except that her tits were too big. Like she did with everything else in her life, she got carried away with implants.

When Ron Jeremy told her that I had written about her in my book and blog, she freaked out and called me. Venus screamed at me for revealing that she was a hooker, even though I didn’t mention her real name. I tried to explain that as a journalist, the truth means something and that a newsman either betrays his friends or himself. I made nothing up about her, but was merely a mirror reflecting her life as best as I could. Venus may be ashamed of selling sex for money, but she is like every wife in America who willingly trades her body for a home and comfortable life.

You have read all of my words of bile toward the deadly female of the species. But why have I not become a faggot and abandoned these hairy collections of refuse? I have always argued that it takes a real man to suck cock, so why do I even frequent the company of women? Having children is a minimal use of their womb, because they may have Frankenstein-like offspring.

But occasionally, one runs into a woman who is like a goddess. For me, that woman was a B-movie scream queen with petite toes, lovely breasts, delectable ass. Her scrumptious pussy made her far more desirable than any man could hope to be. Our relationship was predicated on honesty. On our first date, at my Los Angeles apartment, I gave her $200. And being a good Jew, I negotiated a better deal while we were engaged. My first load was $200, but if I could come more than that, I paid only $100 per shot. There was total honesty and integrity in the relationship. I always got to pop some sperm; she’d swallow every drop and thank me for my delicious Jew juice. And she got what she wanted—cash.

There is a famous parable about a scorpion riding a frog during a flood. In the middle of the flood the scorpion stings the frog, and they both drown. Before the frog dies, it croaks, “You fool, now both of us will die!� And the scorpion says, “I could not help myself; it is in my nature.� It is in a woman’s nature to crush, kill and destroy. It is also in my nature to hate. It’s a perfect match, really.

P.S. What I most love about HUSTLER Editorial Director Bruce David is that 34 years ago, when I introduced him to the world of porn, not only did he become Screw’s finest editor, but he was also the world’s ultimate misogynist. I was drawn to his reputation for throwing tiresome and aging girlfriends down eight flights of stairs. Bruce David was my Ted Williams and Babe Ruth without a bat. His disrespect and hatred for women were legendary in the men’s field. Today he is a crumpled shell of what he once was. His beautiful blond wife has neutered him, and she has trained Bruce to use his litter box without a whimper or even an offensive stink. He has been so emasculated that Larry Flynt’s next magazine, called Cocksucker, will be edited by Bruce.

Seventy-one-year-old Al Goldstein lives alone in Queens, New York. For more of the raconteur’s ravings, pick up his autobiography, I, Goldstein, or read his blog at Booble.com. Al can be contacted at AlvinGoldstein@gmail.com and is especially receptive to offers of food, work or pussy

Comment by explosive restraint
2010-02-04 12:04:56 - IP Man-Hash: f574fd596bae8

You have too much free time. Get a job.

Comment by Harry
2010-02-04 12:07:42 - IP Man-Hash: d9add72814294

”Get a job.”

Just keep the paycheck from parasites like this cunt.

 
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Comment by Haha89
2009-10-01 08:23:15 - IP Man-Hash: b2a3745f0d705

Hey Chris, here’s a website that might help you out: http://www.maleenhancement.org/

 
Comment by teen-advice
2009-07-07 02:04:49 - IP Man-Hash: ce642d1078bff

LOL “gimmie-ism”
Most women do want stuff and want to do romantic things on V-day. Others could care less.

Comment by skandal
2009-07-31 07:48:47 - IP Man-Hash: 301ff38ad88b9

Fuck a V-Day!!!

Comment by skandal
2009-07-31 07:56:41 - IP Man-Hash: 301ff38ad88b9

That shit isn’t a real holiday . It’s just overrated and it gives people a reason to spend money on bullshit. I don’t celebrate that fucking bullshit, it’s just another day on the calendar for me.

Comment by A
2009-12-18 09:39:23 - IP Man-Hash: 9bf9295fb3b9b

Yup another dumb ass day that men think their ohhh soo unique, buying their significant other a dozen red roses. It’s fucking retarded save your money men.

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Comment by cfgnbsgfn
2009-06-29 02:46:20 - IP Man-Hash: 2a0ca37e6128c

a few years back my high school boyfriend got up and sang to me infront of alot of people,then he took me to dinner, then he showered me with roses, dinner was nice but I felt really wierd about the whole thing I got him a painting he said he wanted and that was all.
I told him I didnt buy into the whole valentines day thing but he insisted.

 
Comment by Baglady
2009-05-18 11:44:59 - IP Man-Hash: 14b6f8bcff2a8

Ha! I’m going to print those out. The very last one is my favorite.

I don’t really get the point to Valentine’s Day. They’re not even positive of what the history of it really is. The only one I read was a guy named Valentine was imprisoned for helping the Christian army or something and fell in love with the jailer’s daughter. It involves love, but not fat baby angels with arrows (at least not the one I read).

Eh, I celebrate Valetine’s Day differently anyways. It’s more of a time of mourning than being given chocolate.

 
Comment by DallyWama
2009-02-11 22:52:25 - IP Man-Hash: 6fb00d2d6e0ae

Lets pledge this day as a day of:

1. Stripping that bitch down and spanking her bare handed until the vericose veins in her translucent, fat ass burst.

2. Ignore the bitch and watch old UFC fights with the boys.

3. Take the cunt out in the middle of nowhere and drop her off. If she returns, then she will get a gift (at least she earned it). She might even lose a few pounds off her fat ass in the process.

4. Buy her a treadmill for Valentines day and hand-cuff her to it. Its not going to work itself.

5. Proceed to eat the box of chocolates you bought her while tossing her a slim-fast.

6. Go through her clothes and find the old pair of pants she fit into 6 months ago. Wrap it up and voila, you have a gift.

7. If you want to get out of V-Day tell her if she wears make-up you wont take her out. (its sad how superficial and insecure women are)

8. If you do take her out, use psychops by hinting at how much weight she has gained and how you’re starting to see gray hairs and wrinkles. It will make V-Day fun by watching her look in the mirror all night. Trust me fellows it doesnt matter what age she is! Or just say Man, did you do something to your hair.

9. Stare at the parts of her body you know she is in secure about all day long. Then just shake your head. i.e., if your date looks like Oprah stare at her fat ass…you could also mention something about her weight fluctuating like stocks on Wall St.

10. Finally, take back any gift she gives you and buy time for World of Warcraft or Madden 09. Then go home and start playing.

Comment by cfgnbsgfn
2009-06-29 02:48:21 - IP Man-Hash: 2a0ca37e6128c

and by step number 3 she will catch the bus home, block your number from her phone and tell everyone how small your dick was and what a dud rute you are

 
Comment by hellz_here
2009-09-06 13:00:46 - IP Man-Hash: 133ddc0f5433d

or perhaps give ya a gud tight slap across ur face n a kick in ur ass…

Comment by STack
2009-09-06 13:05:47 - IP Man-Hash: 0211d7d96e1c0

Valentine’s Day is DUMP THAT BITCH day.

And you are the perfect example of why, skank.

 
 
 
Comment by Fuck You
2009-02-04 11:13:00 - IP Man-Hash: 55f35e37f1fe3

You guys are all cock sucking faggits. If you weren’t so busy sticking cocks in your mouth and in your ass you wouldn’t be saying this shit. Fuck you faggits.

Comment by Unlimited-Misogyny
2009-02-04 11:36:22 - IP Man-Hash: a6ca7834ceb6c

Go dissolve your skin in an acid bath, you fucking cunt.

To all women:

I AM THE GHOST OF ADOLF EICHMANN; I PREACH THE PHYSICAL EXTERMINATION AND COMPLETE ANNIHILATION OF ALL WOMANKIND.

EVERY SINGLE WOMAN IN EXISTENCE WILL SOON BE ROUNDED UP EN MASSE AND DEPORTED TO CONCENTRATION CAMPS, WHERE EACH AND EVERY SINGLE ONE WILL BE GASSED TO DEATH WITH ZYKLON B.

ONLY A CAMP LIKE AUSCHWITZ OR TREBLINKA CAN PERMANENTLY SOLVE THE WOMAN QUESTION.

Every single woman on the surface of the planet should be roasted alive in an oven until she has been reduced to ashes.

And by the way, I would rather molest a 3 year old male infant or toddler before I would touch an adult human female. Any pussified man who enjoys the company of the sub-human female does not deserve to see the light of day.

Comment by RB
2009-02-04 12:03:27 - IP Man-Hash: 0186f3e92862c

Every single woman on the surface of the planet should be roasted alive in an oven until she has been reduced to ashes.”

Even if they are not feminist-infested, filled with love rather than hate for men, sincere and accountable?

Comment by Absintheminded
2009-09-22 12:53:04 - IP Man-Hash: f3dbfbf21b4d6

It’s that he wouldn’t, but I have yet to meet one who meets those criteria, despite what their own self view may be.

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Comment by Dick in a box.
2009-02-04 13:21:25 - IP Man-Hash: 0bdb3a60cd4c0

Get a fucking hobby you worthless, unloved, ignorant loser.

 
Comment by Anon
2009-04-28 16:47:23 - IP Man-Hash: 2850689cf9d16

Id love to know how you feel about your mother!? You sad, sad little man. Don’t take out your inferiorities on women just because nobody wants you.

Comment by Chris
2009-04-28 17:19:26 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

How he feels about his MOTHER??????

How a man “feels” about ANY woman (including his mother) is really not up to HIM…. its up to HER and the kind of woman SHE is.

YOU CUNTS GET THAT, RIGHT????

When you behave like a cunt,
you get treated like a cunt.

When you behave like an angel,
you get treated and angel.

When you behave like a bitch,
you get treated like a bitch.

MOTHERS can be all three, can’t they. So why are you pretending how a man feels about his mommy has anything to do with HIM????

Don’t take out your inferiorities on men just because nobody wants you.

It’s never gonna get you laid.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

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Comment by Dan
2009-10-13 22:16:33 - IP Man-Hash: 41d1d949cc1e2

If you took the time to gather information on how dick treats his mother other then running your bitch ass mother first you’d realize that he calls his mother “a strong woman”. But i’d guess that would involve you doing something other then bitch right?

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Comment by sarah
2009-06-29 04:08:04 - IP Man-Hash: 2a0ca37e6128c

seriously you would rather molest an infant the touch an adult female, what is wrong with you you have disease your a pedophile and a danger to society.

Comment by STack
2009-09-06 13:08:30 - IP Man-Hash: 0211d7d96e1c0

You’re not an adult female, you stupid teen cunt. Get the fuck off this website. It will not get you any cock.

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Comment by A
2009-12-18 09:43:05 - IP Man-Hash: 9bf9295fb3b9b

You love dick in your ass….Don’t you??

 
 
Comment by Jack-The-Ripper
2009-09-06 13:06:08 - IP Man-Hash: 12d94e087bfcd

YEAH CUNT REALLY! YOU PATHETIC RETARDED WHORE! GO FUCK YOUR OWN GENDER WHILE WE FUCK YOU UP!

 
Comment by jay
2010-02-10 16:28:35 - IP Man-Hash: 904ba64a454ce

its funny when the truth is told about women some guys wanna suck up and defend.this shit is true and every guy ain’t gay who admits this shit or turn gay.women are about fucking money patna and that’s it.Most women don’t have a penny to their fucking breast but hunt for men who do have something.they think they are special and want you take care of their needs and when you opt out because you become disgusted with their little tactics they label you a no good for nothing pig.They are the pigs bro and the sexes have been warring against each other for a long time.Women are the real dogs cause men are always approaching them so therefore an option always awaits and when she accepts,your ass won’t know nothing about it all done discreetly my friend! Better wake your ass up and listen to these guys on here spilling their hearts and the undeniable truth.Do a woman ever put money in your hands? who do all the offering? who mostly initiate the sex and try very hard to please? who pay child support and/or go to jail? look at the maury show exposing these ruthless ass bitches! The minute you stop providing watch’em leave.try it out in every way and watch she refuse to be kind to you or wanna have sex? Look at all the time she spend in mirror to perfect her looks so she can manipulate you with cleavage or tight jeans or skirt? Who work at the banks handling your money? Women play men all day my friend because it is their wicked nature and they are little children minded ass adults! Men have got to wake up and stop giving these women their money and this will change what’s going on in the world.women are ruling the world at the top brother and its all in disguise you just think men are in charge of everything..they need a coverfront just like the illuminati and this secret is being withheld from the masses and men to this very day! Better wake your ass up!!!! Peace

 
 
Comment by Bob
2009-02-01 09:10:44 - IP Man-Hash: 9bed5f8ae13d4

Gents, V-day is approaching yet again.

This Valentine’s Day, say “I love you” to the woman in your life with one of these babies:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Branks

It’s one gift that I GUARANTEE she won’t be bitching about.

 
Comment by oun1s
2008-11-18 13:38:07 - IP Man-Hash: 8b860e3a4317d

Haha, “She doesn’t do anal” – fantastic :D

Comment by Brent
2008-12-21 19:31:24 - IP Man-Hash: 912e9d2a4f982

I saw that and i started laughing my ass off

 
 
Comment by Dr. Neptune
2008-09-24 02:56:17 - IP Man-Hash: a4f36470558c6

Woman are not romantic. Ask any man what romantic things your significant other did for you on valentine day or any other day and they cannot come up with one. Woman only care about themselves and its time to stand up against this narcissism

 
Comment by P Coderch
2008-08-05 23:53:45 - IP Man-Hash: 6a122fa7acab7

lmao

Comment by Matti
2008-09-15 20:26:13 - IP Man-Hash: 136f2ff62e1e3

Yeah, do fucking women even know the story behind “St. Valentines” He’s a real fucking dude. A guy who chose death rather than giving up his wife and kids to torture. What fucking taint turned that into a marketable day anyhow and shouln’t it be Dudes that are “thanked” Fuck nooo. I’d Like to add to Mr. Mastersons Idea. Valentines exist because girls bleed from their coochies and they want men for once on one day to feel bad for them for all the times they bleed. “Im sorry you bleed from your crotch and have to plug it…heres some fucking chocolate and a teddy bear to make you feel better”. Worst fucking day in the world. How many guys get anxiety before this day” your a pussy!! A true elite woman understands that that is exactly what valentines is all about and in sense wants nothing and laughs about it. Never will a day that everyother girl is getting a gift be “special” or “meaningful” why cause its cause they all bleed from their cooch and it has nothing to do with who they are as a person.

Comment by Fuck You
2009-02-04 11:16:38 - IP Man-Hash: 55f35e37f1fe3

I am a female and i thought what you wrote was funnier than shit cuz you make it sound true.

Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2009-02-04 12:21:01 - IP Man-Hash: 3339fb85335a1

It is true.

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Comment by A
2009-12-18 09:46:41 - IP Man-Hash: 9bf9295fb3b9b

Well, than I am a fucking true elite woman, my significant other knows not to get me anything. Instead we just kick it and smoke a blunt….

 
 
 
Comment by kalel
2008-07-20 17:08:56 - IP Man-Hash: 8af82d5f29d8f

ignore women on valentines day , say you have to be on a meeting all day .

 
Comment by Jeff
2008-07-14 20:58:41 - IP Man-Hash: c94023e22a8f7

Valentine’s day came about from businesses. They just needed more money so they made up a holiday. Unfortunatley they did an outstanding marketing job and now women think its all about them. Drives me fucking crazy. What a bullshit holiday. I like cinco de mayo better. It involves alcohol and hot hispanic women, but most hispanic women are stuck up bitches anyhow. I was friends with some, notice how I said WAS. Got sick of their I’m to good attitude. Well I guess that’s most women. haha. Anyhow, my woman is lucky I even took her out to eat. Women expect you to take them out and buy them shit on Valentines day. If women expect that then I should be able to expect a BJ whenever I want. Too bad my request seems over the top. At least my request doesn’t cost any money. I guess all women are prostitutes since they want gifts and if they don’t get them than no sex for you. I think next Valentines we are going to Taco Bell. Gotta love those crunch wrap supreme’s no sour cream.

Comment by detached
2008-08-12 08:53:09 - IP Man-Hash: e3c0a2d5d4dad

You could market horse shit in a bag to women if women thought other women would be jealous of her getting it. That’s all VD is, a way for women to covertly compete with other women without seeming like the complete and total bitches they really are.