Valentine’s Bullshit 2008
Valentine’s Day is the natural extension of a sickness that has befouled the female race since the beginning of time. That sickness is called gimmie-ism: an insatiable hunger for free shit no matter what the context. If a woman sees it, she wants it and she doesn’t care how she gets it.
That’s why men wear neckties. They’re a subtle, visual reminder of The Penis.
Women are like zombies with romantic knick-knacks and other sentimental trash. Zombie pigs. No matter what the reason for it is, if it reeks of love and it’s in front of her, a woman will consume it with a maximum of grunting and moaning. Enter Valentine’s Day; a day that appeals to anyone who appreciates a gift given out of obligation and resent.
No woman would be as happy with the same gifts given on February 15th. Whatever percentage of happiness is lost is the exact percentage of “cunt” that woman is.
Fuck the “spirit of giving”. A woman would appreciate a gift pried out of your cold, dead hands. A woman would appreciate a gift pried out of the cold, dead hands of the child who mined it and mounted it on a ring. A woman would feel special at a wedding even if she was pregnant.
Every time you see a woman at a bar without a drink, know that she’s got a rampant case of gimmie-ism. She’ll die of thirst if someone doesn’t pay the requisite 10.50 plus tip for a chance to brush against one of her tits.
Enjoy these man Valentine’s Day cards and remember that Valentine’s Day is on Wednesday February 14th.
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ignore women on valentines day , say you have to be on a meeting all day .
Valentine’s day came about from businesses. They just needed more money so they made up a holiday. Unfortunatley they did an outstanding marketing job and now women think its all about them. Drives me fucking crazy. What a bullshit holiday. I like cinco de mayo better. It involves alcohol and hot hispanic women, but most hispanic women are stuck up bitches anyhow. I was friends with some, notice how I said WAS. Got sick of their I’m to good attitude. Well I guess that’s most women. haha. Anyhow, my woman is lucky I even took her out to eat. Women expect you to take them out and buy them shit on Valentines day. If women expect that then I should be able to expect a BJ whenever I want. Too bad my request seems over the top. At least my request doesn’t cost any money. I guess all women are prostitutes since they want gifts and if they don’t get them than no sex for you. I think next Valentines we are going to Taco Bell. Gotta love those crunch wrap supreme’s no sour cream.
I absolutely fucking love and adore women :)
Shut up, baby killer.
All these death threats and dick is still alive. So much for women being better at commitment.
what ????? women said they want to kill dick masterson???? ha ha ha ha , these sick bitches are incredibile stupid useless cows.
Mamamia , these bitches don’t do anything else , but to hate to the extreme men.
They’re afraid of their won shadow , kill a man????
Then he’ll be a martyr.
Also, it may encourage unstable individuals to retaliate and there are plenty of targets. You don’t want to go down that road, my friend.
men are bastards, playboys, jackasses, and perverts. YOU are a bastard. BURN IN HELL. That would be the happiest day on earth. When you die i’ll have a party, and hope that you burn in flames. bastard…..
If you don’t shut up, I swear you will get shot.
If it’s all about ‘love’, how come young girls fall in love with old film-directors, never old bums? - Jackie Mason
AGREED.
Hit the nail on the head there.
Actually I partly agree with this….Valentines is a bullshit holiday….but what about it’s counterpart holiday- Steak and BJ day? lol
Interesting… However I slightly disagree even though you do have a point. You don’t quite hit the nail on the head with this article. Yes women are needy and greedy and all their wants are in fact their needs. However, to shed the real light on why Valentines Day is utter Bullshit you will have to examine what really is love within human nature.
Humans technically and factually cannot ever “TRULY LOVE” each other.. Human affection and love with in intimate relationship is purely just conditional attraction. True love by definition is “UNCONDITIONAL”. Unconditional love is not possible in human relationships. In order to win a mates so called love you have to at least meet their lowest expectations, which are nothing more than conditions set forth for you to meet to win their so called affection..err..Cough..LOve. Example: Would you ever seriously see a incredibly hot woman ask a homeless drunk man who smells like rotten eggs and is down on his luck out on a date? Highly unlikely! Just like female penguins will pick the male penguin with the highest stack of pebbles to mate with to produce the best possible children that will be strong and ensure the species existence or survival. It’s purely primal and instinctual and has nothing to do with actual “LOVE”.. The core of love is purely conditional whether you choose to deny, ignore, or simply be in a constant state of ignorance of the facts of human nature. Once a mate or partner does not meet said expectations or does not sustain said expectations the relationship pretty much ends in either cheating for mutual breakup. This is why humans are judgmental. We all are. The best you can do is lower expectations(conditions), but you will never be rid of them. This is truly why valentines Day is utter bullshit. Women need for some reason, a reason to believe love is real when it truly isn’t.. If a mate dies are they crying because he died or because they will be alone and don’t know what they are to do without the needs and wants that this person has filled. Needs and wants and what this person offered them is the the loss that they cry over..Eventually easily replaced by another.. The closest you will ever come to true unconditional love is between a parent and a child..But those have their boundaries as well with in human nature.
So for a woman to tell me she loves me is utter bull shit.. She doesn’t love me because I am simply Will.. She loves me because I have a car, a penis, meet her expectations on attractiveness, money, and intelligence. All which are simply conditionals.. Why didn’t she ask the retard out on a date instead, or the hunch back? Things that make you go HMMM!
Agreed, I couldn’t be bothered with the holiday. And I’m not single, either.
PLEASE READ
All the stupidness on this site is enough ,but what caugh my attention is not Dick’s bullshit but the little line at the bottom of every page “Men Are Better Than Women, by Dick Masterson is proudly powered by WordPress and hosted at LTTech 1,642,966 Served. ”
I can not believe ,company’s like that whom also powers big name like :Yahoo and CNN ,also powers this idiot .
I will make it a personal business to let them know how about this website ,which calls to violence and hatered ,and everybody that feels like me should do the same .
yet, you use the holes provided to you, do you not?
I hate women, they are useless holes
It is no secret that women always demand “equality” (read : equal rewards for those who put in less work). We can’t blame them for that. It’s as Dick says : you don’t blame a woman just like you don’t blame a dog.
We, the men, need to wake up and put an end to all of this feminist nonsense. Any intelligent man realizes that we are the ones responsible for the current state of things, and only we can set things straight.
I’ll grant you that companies like DeBeers and Hallmark are partially to blame for the epidemic of “gimmieism” (damned fine manly word there Dick), however if it weren’t for weak-minded materialistic women pretty much demanding gifts or else having to face at best a cold shoulder, or at worst a Valentines day in the ER then we wouldn’t even be discussing the misandry of Valentines day right now.
Further, your view towards Capitalism is completely skewed. It’s a fact that any economic philosophy, when taken to extremes can be very damaging. You sound just like the Assemblywomen of of Athens around 400 B.C. Aristophanes had the women dress as men and vote themselves into power. Once in charge they instituted changes to make the government huge, and then converted Greece to socialism.
History ought to be enough to show that women, when put in charge will always favor Communism, Marxism, or any other socialistic practice that despises a punishment/reward system; thereby making everyone “equal.” This is a feminist Utopian wet dream that has failed civilizations for centuries.
Albeit corporations do make money, to say that women do not benefit from gifts given to them on Valentine’s day, is to be completely deluded. Plenty of women are downright mean if their boyfriends or husbands forget or don’t get them anything for Valentine’s day. I know firsthand, I went to the ER for stitches one Valentine’s day.
Maybe women get ideas that they can abuse men from the consumer ads showing women beating up men in the event a gift is not given? Perhaps it’s the whole idea of Female superiority that is burned into the western woman’s mind? Either way, Valentine’s day boils down to one of the most misandric holidays ever. Yeah, let’s promote domestic violence against men if we don’t get our shit! Great holiday idea.
Oh and by the way neck ties are a visual reminder that your employer has you by the throat.
And gimmeism benefits rich corporations and business owners, not women.
You really put the blinders on in an attempt to blame women but its not working. You may be able to get lonely mysogynist men to fund your career but intelligent people laugh at you.
I can’t even believe you are blaming valentines day on women. You need to do some research. valentines day is a load of consumer horseshit squeezed out by rich powerful men. The reason for it is to get women to confuse their needs with their wants and to get your money. Valentines day began as a day for giving hand written love notes and became what is today. Diamond companies and greeting card companies picked up the holiday because they saw an opportunity to take all kinds of regular peoples money. These companies chiefly founded by men to make money. Walt Disney also lent a hand by creating the princess complex. Another way to take your money. It is a good idea to make sure you know about a topic before you discuss it. Capitalism and the idea of a consumer based economy are the root causes of this phenomenon. If you don’t like it I suggest you move to Cuba Instead of scapegoating women. You think that women are to blame when in fact rich and powerful men have set this lifestyle into motion. But I suppose your naive belief that men are all working together will prevent you from pulling back the curtain to reveal the man behind it. And so you will forever be slaves. Perhaps your children will be blessed with the intellect to discover the truth.
These are fucking funny. I’m so printing the remember your first valentine one for my hubby! lol
If a guy gave me one of those cards, I would die a little inside due to lack of oxygen while laughing.
Great quote, though.
Just had a sudden flashback….”When you stick you hand….in the pile of goo…..that used to be your buddy’s face…..” can’t remember the rest offhand.
You have got to play the situation to your advantage. Whenever in doubt, just think of Patton on the stage, in front of the flag and think to yourself, “would George do this?”.
You know the strange thing is, in Japan and Korea, on Valentine’s Day women give gifts to men not the other round.
Does anyone like V-day? Such a waste of a good day.. Dick, you’d be surprised how many females (not even women who are merely single) don’t give a shit about the holiday.
Fat or not she’s still deluded.
- Sgt. Reyes
KL,
You could have just said “I’m not fat” when they called you that, and then sent them a pic or something, but you didn’t, which in turn made them think that you WERE fat.
You haven’t attempted to name call or insult your entire miserable existance on this site?
You’re deluded.
- Sgt. Reyes
It’s that shaming tactic that has worked so well on manginas for them. They think it will (or should) work on all men.
keep name calling, you have no case to support your foolish statements. Name call to hide the fact that your points arent logical and completely false.
Michael is a beta turd. Turd.
Michael is a cuckold.
Real men don’t suck pole.
Michael is a real man. You aren’t.
Michael, fuck off MANgina. What a useless piece of shit. You are either a) a worthless female or b) a worthless mangina. Either way, worthless.
Well, I don’t mind a little bit of drama. It makes for a good expose.
Why do 99% of the women who randomly post on this site think they can magically sway the males into agreeing with them; thus creating more drama than is needed?
I don’t think that was the main intention Dick had in mind when he started this site….
Point! Men don’t take shit. Read his post Michelle, it might make you smarter.
Michelle, you do know that you have to be a man to allocate man-points, right? I mean, I know that you think you know a lot - you’re basically too stupid or too self-obsessed to step back and see how mediocre you are - but really, you can’t see how absurd it is for some platform-sandal-wearing 17-year-old schoolgirl to talk about manhood and masculinity as though she knows shit about anything outside of her sheltered existence?
You aren’t funny. You don’t ‘rib’ people, you just piss them off with your lame, overused small dick jokes. You notice how your audience isn’t cheering for you? There are many different people here from many different backgrounds, and even differing political views. However, we share the fact that we are well-educated in our opinions - hence the only way you, in your ignorance, know to counter them is to devolve a logical argument into a series of childish insults. You then proceed to contradict yourself by attacking our maturity and once again using ignorance as an excuse for cruelty.
Do you notice how no one seems to learn anything about themselves from your own emotional beliefs about them, and yet they seem to learn so much about you? According to you, I am homosexual, I am homosexual because I feel that society treats homosexual men better than straight men, have small genitalia, wish I was a girl to the same extent that you wish you were a man, I am mentally inferior to you, and have never had any positive sexual experience whatsoever in a single day of my life.
You do not devote a single sentence of explanation to back up those claims. However, I know that you sound just like the other stupid whores who pester us on our site. You are emotional, vacant, and impatient. When I say you are emotional, I mean that you rarely use logic in your thinking but rather use the same type of egotistical viewpoint a three-year-old uses. You are also self-obsessed and boastful, both flaws of the character. You frequently flaunt your self-proclaimed superiority and achievements as backing for your illogical personal attacks.
Of course, those are just a few of the observations about you. Pretty much, you have every negative personality trait I can think of at the moment. You have probably suggested suicide to someone not as a joke, but rather as just a vacant uttering of your own selfishness. I mean, if you don’t like one thing about him, what right does he have to live? However, you undoubtedly frequently threaten personal bodily harm to those who can not help but to unconditionally love you in one form or another. Perhaps through your promiscuity, the vacant, attention-whoring way you dress, or your excessive compensation of your body and the current social privileges allowed for short, effeminate little girly-girls for actual wit and talent. You also undoubtedly find your sexual habits define very much about who you are. If you are a virgin, your stress it indefinitely, as though not putting out after being paid to do so somehow makes you superior in mind and body than a girl who upholds her promise. If you dress like you want to be fucked, you’d better be planning on getting fucked tonight. Otherwise, you’re just teasing and manipulating men who, through social conditioning, have been taught to believe that some ungrateful whore like you is all they have to settle for.
And then you bitches complain about men stalking you. Really… and is the whole ‘convince men that they are already rapists’ mentality working out so well for you little girls? I mean, if we’re already damned beyond salvation, then we’ll most certainly straighten our act out. Typical feminist brilliance at its shittiest.
Just an addition. Dont you like that whole, “Real men dont need to prove it” comment that people pull out. Basically what women are saying, is, “Shut your fucking mouth and dont disagree with me”.
Well, real men dont put up with shit, and let people insult them.
Yet again you prove me right. None of my comments have tried to pull you down personally or impinged upon you. Yet when you TRY to write something intellectual, you just cant help yourself and have to go for the personal jibes.
Your right, I dont respect everybody equally. Do you respect rapists and pedophiles? Do you respect people that beat their children? Do you respect religious zealots? Going by your comment YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT YOU DO because you think that ALL people should be treated the same.
Thats what I hate about the recent trend of political correctness and new age hippyism. They all run around saying these wonderful gems of supposed social awareness, that they havent actually sat down and thought about.
Also if you took half the time to read half the stuff on this site, you would realize that most men on here have a problem with a CERTAIN type of woman, rather than ALL women.
So no, I DONT respect money grubbing, good for nothing, use their vagina to get ahead, stupid bimbos.
I DO have a lot of respect for people (male or female) who prove their worth by their deeds or words.
By the way, how is commenting and discussing on a forum, proving my manhood. Its called debate. If thats your twisted thinking then you shouldnt make any comments on this site at all. If I sat here talking about all the things I had done in my life that prove I am a man, then you would have a point, but I dont, so you dont.
Maybe you should pay more attention both to what I say and to what you yourself say. More points deducted for being a vagueass.
I have never advocated violence against women. Maybe you should learn to read instead of going to university - It helps.
Man point allocation time.
Zardoz
+ 50 for taking my ribbing so well.
- 60 for thinking red diapers are warrior wear.
Doubt and Mansvoice
A combined deduction of all your boy points for advocating violence against women. At this rate you’ll never be men or anywhere near functional.
*boggles* When did I yell?
I think someone has slipped psybocilin in the trolls Ponstel.
epic. simply epic.
Now Zardoz, sweetie, you need not to yell to get your point across. I am sure you are able to man-handle yourself and bottle your emotions like the tough guy you are.
While women aren’t allowed here, they sure do entertain me.
Listen to me very carefully, MISS F.A.T……What you have said is typical of the kind of female BRAIN FARTS this web community loathes, despises and therefore speaks out against. Your original message was to the effect that Dick was “discarded” like a piece of garbage by his Mother. And then you have the AUDACITY, the UNMITIGATED GALL to get upset when someone calls you names in return for such a worthless, self-serving comment. This is all aside from the fact that NO FUCKING WOMEN ARE ALLOWED ON THIS WEBSITE, and I feel that your display of your mastery of EMOTIONAL and BEHAVIORAL JUVENILIA serves only to reinforce the reasons for this policy. FUCK OFF AND DO NOT RETURN, You slimy cunted FAT attention whore.
P.S. In case I didn’t make it plain enough for you, YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE.
That was to Fat by the way, can’t believe someone could actually write such crap and believe it. Don’t see how you guys can actually pay attention to her really. I mean, damn, to think she could type all that without common sense kicking in…wow.
Hey, kiddo. Could you stop? You’re making my generation look bad spouting such backwards logic and it looks bad enough as it is.
True enough. Smash that lil bitch when you can.
I am going to make this short. MABTW.
If you were half as intelligent as you thought yourself to be, then you would have the dignity and respect to treat all human beings the same, regardless of gender. I am only 19 years of age and I already possess the maturity that you will never obtain. If in fact you knew in the core of your soul that you were indeed the true definition of a man, then why do you feel the need to prove it? I need not prove myself to you as you are not an important person in my life and your petty comments will do nothing to change it… I can only imagine the pain you must be feeling inside, because no person of genuine quality would ever be so mean-spirited to another over something as insignificant as gender unless they are suffering.
I like Valentines day and I don’t expect gifts. Actually last year my boyfriend and I just had a nice dinner together. Not every woman is as materialistic as you think dork.
Actually, in terms of female behavior, I think cab drivers would consider this rather prosaic.
yes i most definatly does hehehehe wat a loser ms FAT
By the way Michael, while that is a very gay photo of Sean Connery, he is still more man than you will probably ever be.
Alex and sushi pretty much got it. I was not referring to competing with men, because lets face it, your competing with everybody. Basically its anybody who sits around with their thumb up their ass, expecting hand-outs for doing nothing.
Female surfers are a good example. They got tired of sitting on the beach letting the boys play, and decided to jump in. They dont surf to beat the boys, they surf because they want to (add snowboarders and the like here).
I will admit that a woman that can beat me at sports or knows more about cars than I do, intimidates me. But so would a man that was the same.
I would say though that certain (not all) women that were that way, would hold it over your head and emasculate you. Whereas, after a certain amount of poking fun, a guy would actually teach you how to become like him (unless he was a prick).
I guess in total I am talking about strong, good people (like sushi said).
Just like the question I posed, maybe your not getting respect because you have a vagina, but more because you dont earn or demand it.
Notice how Miss F.A.T complains about name calling, yet uses it herself. I have noticed that you actually havnt replied to my original post on here about respect, and attempted to take me on intellectually. Which goes to the core of my above post. Until you can prove that your worth anybodies time, by actually posting an intelligent, thought provoking statement, you really shouldnt expect anything beyond being treated like a child.
Apparently for Michelle, she has yet to admit that she fucked up. Admit you made a mistake - go on, leave imagination world for a little bit. You’re supposed to be an adult - impersonating men on the internet and calling people names? What, some picture that could be comprehended as homoerocica, especially to those apparently obsessed with it? I mean, what’s next, faggot? Asking us if we can hear your self-proclaimed brilliance with two dicks in our ears? You bitches seem to get worse every fucking day, no wonder so many men are pushing your fat asses off the boat. I mean, what the fuck? We give you chivalry and free dinners, you give us false rape charges and stealing everything we have worked to earn for US just because of our sex. No, fuck that. All you are is a subhuman cunt, incapable of any real thought and absolutely incapable of human empathy. This site is for humans only, you walking, inflated, overpriced sex toy.
Here’s a more suitable image for little Michelle here:
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Spousal_abuse.jpg
@MansVoice: I agree 100% that Michelle’s a troll, but she’s also about the only one that tries to mix argument with her insults. So sometimes she’s amusing for that reason alone. I’ve already explained what my name was about in a different thread and it has nothing to do with displaying my manhood, my logic and arguments do that. By the same token, what exactly about Sean Connery wielding a .45, twin bandoliers, and dressed in the character costume of a primitive warrior is unmanly anyhow? He’s like the Bruce Willis we had before we had Bruce Willis.
Fatass, you’re a pasty little girly-girl hypocrite. For someone whose life consists of an endless line of handouts, you sure are bitter towards the very men whose hard work you siphon off of.
Cunt, shut the fuck up, please. You are boring and you just piss people off - if this were a bar, you would be laid out on the bench outside where you couldn’t bother anyone. In short, the following gives your ass the spanking it’s been begging for - now you can either leave silently, like a good little girl, or forward your own self-destructive image for your cause and further your own humiliation.
Ah, we have a little chatter.
Hence, you appear to be the one doing all of the name-calling - you point out that you have the mind of a baby, and we respond in the only language you can recognize. Eventually, you realize how stupid you are making yourself look and that you have only furthered our own agenda - though the progress was hardly worth your repulsive presence. Now fuck off this site and let the adults talk, honeybuns.
If Michael was a “real man”, he won’t have resorted to dumb, crass insults with no logic and/or class. Ignore that troll - He(or she) is a worthless entity. In a word, useless.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zardoz_(computer_security)
Apparently for Zardoz, it doesn’t get much manlier than this. http://www.dindill.is/myndir/madur/1150397506.jpg
I am sure that….
was fucking matured.
What does “Zardoz” mean anyway? Is that your World Of Warcraft character or something?
Yes, that’s real mature “boys,” resorting to childish name calling.
LadyXX- I agree with everything Zardoz and stonemonkey said about women earning their respect, and working hard (without artificial help) to succeed. But if a woman happens to be brilliant or talented, maybe moreso than her male peers, why exactly shouldn’t she compete with men?
@LadyXX-
i could be wrong but i don’t think stonemonkey is talking about women winning in terms of a women vs men, but more in terms of winning the game of life- of being the good, strong women and people that we hopefully have the potential to be- women like his mother.
at least that’s how i took it.
Of course you should agree to what Zardoz said, cuz it’s the truth. I’ve yet to see him speak otherwise.
As much as I agree with everything else you’ve said, I honestly don’t believe in women ‘winning the game’.. because I don’t think we should even attempt to compete against men in life.
I think you got it in one Zardoz
Does your name stand for Fucking Annoying Trollop?
I have an excellent idea as to why Dickie hates the female gender so much: His own Mother got rid of him like a discarded piece of waste and put him in a dumpster, and she never looked back.
Fuck me do I have to spell it out. Yes Zardoz, thats my whole fucking point. Im tired of women who do nothing, leech off others, use affirmative action, hide behind feminism, and use their vaginas to get ahead in life. I was raised by a single mum who didnt sit around moaning about her situation, but went out and got shit done. I will respect anybody who can prove to me that they deserve it. Vaginas and tits dont equal respect. Actions and words do. If your a women and you want respect make me respect you, dont hide behind bullshit legislation and law to get it.
To be honest most (not all) women dont engender any respect in me beyond social politeness.
If women want to sit on the sidelines of life, how can they expect to win the game.