Valentine’s Bullshit 2008
Valentine’s Day is the natural extension of a sickness that has befouled the female race since the beginning of time. That sickness is called gimmie-ism: an insatiable hunger for free shit no matter what the context. If a woman sees it, she wants it and she doesn’t care how she gets it.
That’s why men wear neckties. They’re a subtle, visual reminder of The Penis.
Women are like zombies with romantic knick-knacks and other sentimental trash. Zombie pigs. No matter what the reason for it is, if it reeks of love and it’s in front of her, a woman will consume it with a maximum of grunting and moaning. Enter Valentine’s Day; a day that appeals to anyone who appreciates a gift given out of obligation and resent.
No woman would be as happy with the same gifts given on February 15th. Whatever percentage of happiness is lost is the exact percentage of “cunt” that woman is.
Fuck the “spirit of giving”. A woman would appreciate a gift pried out of your cold, dead hands. A woman would appreciate a gift pried out of the cold, dead hands of the child who mined it and mounted it on a ring. A woman would feel special at a wedding even if she was pregnant.
Every time you see a woman at a bar without a drink, know that she’s got a rampant case of gimmie-ism. She’ll die of thirst if someone doesn’t pay the requisite 10.50 plus tip for a chance to brush against one of her tits.
Enjoy these man Valentine’s Day cards and remember that Valentine’s Day is on Wednesday February 14th.
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Dang I might hate valentines day, but atleast if a guy was nice enough to give me something I bought him something in return. BTW, the cards were pretty funny. You wont see those at hallmark!!
Amen.
hahahahahah hhaahahahahahaahahahahahhahahahahaha.
Amy. FUCK YOU.
Why is it that when all girly-girls are naturally closet homosexuals they always pick up on the homo-erotic insults? Seems a bit contradictory.
Some self-obsessed stuck-up pasty little cunts would say that it’s just girls being complicated. I know that it’s actually just a bitch being dumber than a bag of rocks.
Hee hee, crack whores snorting coke off their baby’s chest. What’s this about being the nurturing sex? You may be a dumbshit in a pair of smelly plastic platform sandals, but that makes you a materialistic whore, not spiritual. Christ, girly-girls are so fucking stupid.
Amy - when your pussy’s the size of El Sotano de las Golondrinas and men don’t know whether to fuck it or base jump into it - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odoMvg0YAu4&feature=related - ALL penis’ will seem small.
Try exercising it back into its original size.
Too frickin’ funny! Hey women, where are my Valentine’s Day presents? Why don’t I get an expensive piece of jewelry or any other gift, huh!?
Oh yeah, it’s that one-way Selfish Street women live on.
Lady XX: It’s from http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com. It’s a site that shows how stupid broads can be when choosing which “douchebags” to nail. Stupid, stupid women.
This is a joke, right?
Well, someone is certainly a tad bitter about not having a valentine this year…
LoL! I bet you are all a bunch of fat fucks with pimples and small dicks. Men are stupid. You can’t help it, but you are. It’s okay…maybe one day you can put your little dick in that sweet life making pink pussy. You stupid mother fuckers, hahahahahahaha. LOSERS! Valentines sucks, and if you hate women so much go be gay you fag. XOXO Fuckers!!
lol, what is this ‘fish slap’ that you speak of? I am not familiar with such terms, tho it sounds funny to me.
Fuck Fish Slap!
Valentines day, the day all men are taught to act like pussies to get pussy. We should boycott this day. Fuck, a woman’s stupidly running for president. Buy us some fucking chocolate bitch. No justice, no penis!
lol! Awesome thinking. Just be careful you don’t bring home a clingy bitch who will think the one nighter is more than what it actually is. You never know; to you it’s just a piece of ass… but them it could be “wheeee! I found a new boyfriend!”
Beware!
Oh, and Dick: Well done on those cards. I am still cracking up over them. Especially the mother/daughter one.
^ Join the forums.
Heeyeah.
Dick, you deserve a medal: For your wisdom and your wordsmithery.
Valentines day has one good side. As the number of days until Feb. 14 decreases, your chance of getting some free pussy increase proportionally.
Feb. 10-13 is a good time to hit the bars.
valentines day shmalentines day- that’s what i say. i hate all holidays that exist simply to get people to buy stuff.
but where would our economy be without them? i bet there are commericals on television suggesting people “say it with a lexus”.
i’m not expecting anything from my boyfriend at all.
those card are funny- especially the one about not doing anal.
Dick, you told it, I know it, they know it, I can admit that it is true, but they can’t………Valentine’s Day is SUCH A CROCK OF CUNT COOZE BULLSHIT.
Keep it up, I wouldn’t exactly call you a visionary, but certainly I would nominate you as a MAN who has the BALLS to speak out in furtherment of his beliefs. Kudos to you, for excersizing your MAN TALENT to encourage others to speak out.