Valentine’s Bullshit 2008
Valentine’s Day is the natural extension of a sickness that has befouled the female race since the beginning of time. That sickness is called gimmie-ism: an insatiable hunger for free shit no matter what the context. If a woman sees it, she wants it and she doesn’t care how she gets it.
That’s why men wear neckties. They’re a subtle, visual reminder of The Penis.
Women are like zombies with romantic knick-knacks and other sentimental trash. Zombie pigs. No matter what the reason for it is, if it reeks of love and it’s in front of her, a woman will consume it with a maximum of grunting and moaning. Enter Valentine’s Day; a day that appeals to anyone who appreciates a gift given out of obligation and resent.
No woman would be as happy with the same gifts given on February 15th. Whatever percentage of happiness is lost is the exact percentage of “cunt” that woman is.
Fuck the “spirit of giving”. A woman would appreciate a gift pried out of your cold, dead hands. A woman would appreciate a gift pried out of the cold, dead hands of the child who mined it and mounted it on a ring. A woman would feel special at a wedding even if she was pregnant.
Every time you see a woman at a bar without a drink, know that she’s got a rampant case of gimmie-ism. She’ll die of thirst if someone doesn’t pay the requisite 10.50 plus tip for a chance to brush against one of her tits.
Enjoy these man Valentine’s Day cards and remember that Valentine’s Day is on Wednesday February 14th.
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January 22nd, 2008 at 2:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: ff9c459dbf2f8
Thats sorta the point Lady XX. If you want respect, inspire it in people, dont just expect it to be given to you like the majority of woman do.
January 22nd, 2008 at 2:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: 720a12647a390
But, that’s the essence of “affirmative action”. Demanding as entitlement that which has not been earned and in many cases cannot be deserved.
January 22nd, 2008 at 7:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: e24370fe2bb3c
Actually Zardoz, I agree with you. Affirmative action is unneeded and is giving money to women for simply being women, rather than earning a scholarship the hard way.
January 22nd, 2008 at 8:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 720a12647a390
That there is a statement I will applaud. I’ve nothing against any woman who can prove her worth “the hard way” and gets what she deserves as a result of her dedication, ability and efforts. In fact, I admire such things unless they lack modesty in their success.
January 22nd, 2008 at 10:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: d9438fe1c6108
Dear Amy,
You shouldn’t judge us by the ‘men’ willing to consort with you.
As for Valentine’s day, I’m going to cook her dinner. Given that she does this for me 300 or so days of the year, I’m fine doing so.
Best to all,
-wolfe
January 23rd, 2008 at 4:31 am - IP Man-Hash: dc152885bfed9
Fuck me do I have to spell it out. Yes Zardoz, thats my whole fucking point. Im tired of women who do nothing, leech off others, use affirmative action, hide behind feminism, and use their vaginas to get ahead in life. I was raised by a single mum who didnt sit around moaning about her situation, but went out and got shit done. I will respect anybody who can prove to me that they deserve it. Vaginas and tits dont equal respect. Actions and words do. If your a women and you want respect make me respect you, dont hide behind bullshit legislation and law to get it.
To be honest most (not all) women dont engender any respect in me beyond social politeness.
If women want to sit on the sidelines of life, how can they expect to win the game.
January 23rd, 2008 at 4:34 am - IP Man-Hash: d4e52baa67b42
I have an excellent idea as to why Dickie hates the female gender so much: His own Mother got rid of him like a discarded piece of waste and put him in a dumpster, and she never looked back.
January 23rd, 2008 at 5:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 720a12647a390
Does your name stand for Fucking Annoying Trollop?
January 23rd, 2008 at 6:22 am - IP Man-Hash: e664f01c68dff
I think you got it in one Zardoz
January 23rd, 2008 at 11:10 am - IP Man-Hash: fb1de3c77ad9c
Of course you should agree to what Zardoz said, cuz it’s the truth. I’ve yet to see him speak otherwise.
As much as I agree with everything else you’ve said, I honestly don’t believe in women ‘winning the game’.. because I don’t think we should even attempt to compete against men in life.
January 23rd, 2008 at 11:48 am - IP Man-Hash: 5c8336b56fb06
@LadyXX-
i could be wrong but i don’t think stonemonkey is talking about women winning in terms of a women vs men, but more in terms of winning the game of life- of being the good, strong women and people that we hopefully have the potential to be- women like his mother.
at least that’s how i took it.
January 23rd, 2008 at 12:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: 43a15a7732fec
LadyXX- I agree with everything Zardoz and stonemonkey said about women earning their respect, and working hard (without artificial help) to succeed. But if a woman happens to be brilliant or talented, maybe moreso than her male peers, why exactly shouldn’t she compete with men?
January 23rd, 2008 at 11:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: d4e52baa67b42
Yes, that’s real mature “boys,” resorting to childish name calling.
January 24th, 2008 at 12:28 am - IP Man-Hash: d4e52baa67b42
What does “Zardoz” mean anyway? Is that your World Of Warcraft character or something?
January 24th, 2008 at 3:07 am - IP Man-Hash: 1815ed580b7ab
I am sure that….
was fucking matured.
January 24th, 2008 at 5:09 am - IP Man-Hash: 36c8b4458f268
Apparently for Zardoz, it doesn’t get much manlier than this. http://www.dindill.is/myndir/madur/1150397506.jpg
January 24th, 2008 at 5:30 am - IP Man-Hash: 720a12647a390
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zardoz_(computer_security)
January 24th, 2008 at 6:11 am - IP Man-Hash: ae7375fd8a8b8
If Michael was a “real man”, he won’t have resorted to dumb, crass insults with no logic and/or class. Ignore that troll - He(or she) is a worthless entity. In a word, useless.
January 24th, 2008 at 6:39 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Fatass, you’re a pasty little girly-girl hypocrite. For someone whose life consists of an endless line of handouts, you sure are bitter towards the very men whose hard work you siphon off of.
Cunt, shut the fuck up, please. You are boring and you just piss people off - if this were a bar, you would be laid out on the bench outside where you couldn’t bother anyone. In short, the following gives your ass the spanking it’s been begging for - now you can either leave silently, like a good little girl, or forward your own self-destructive image for your cause and further your own humiliation.
Ah, we have a little chatter.
Hence, you appear to be the one doing all of the name-calling - you point out that you have the mind of a baby, and we respond in the only language you can recognize. Eventually, you realize how stupid you are making yourself look and that you have only furthered our own agenda - though the progress was hardly worth your repulsive presence. Now fuck off this site and let the adults talk, honeybuns.
January 24th, 2008 at 6:45 am - IP Man-Hash: 720a12647a390
@MansVoice: I agree 100% that Michelle’s a troll, but she’s also about the only one that tries to mix argument with her insults. So sometimes she’s amusing for that reason alone. I’ve already explained what my name was about in a different thread and it has nothing to do with displaying my manhood, my logic and arguments do that. By the same token, what exactly about Sean Connery wielding a .45, twin bandoliers, and dressed in the character costume of a primitive warrior is unmanly anyhow? He’s like the Bruce Willis we had before we had Bruce Willis.