Valentine’s Bullshit 2008
Valentine’s Day is the natural extension of a sickness that has befouled the female race since the beginning of time. That sickness is called gimmie-ism: an insatiable hunger for free shit no matter what the context. If a woman sees it, she wants it and she doesn’t care how she gets it.
That’s why men wear neckties. They’re a subtle, visual reminder of The Penis.
Women are like zombies with romantic knick-knacks and other sentimental trash. Zombie pigs. No matter what the reason for it is, if it reeks of love and it’s in front of her, a woman will consume it with a maximum of grunting and moaning. Enter Valentine’s Day; a day that appeals to anyone who appreciates a gift given out of obligation and resent.
No woman would be as happy with the same gifts given on February 15th. Whatever percentage of happiness is lost is the exact percentage of “cunt” that woman is.
Fuck the “spirit of giving”. A woman would appreciate a gift pried out of your cold, dead hands. A woman would appreciate a gift pried out of the cold, dead hands of the child who mined it and mounted it on a ring. A woman would feel special at a wedding even if she was pregnant.
Every time you see a woman at a bar without a drink, know that she’s got a rampant case of gimmie-ism. She’ll die of thirst if someone doesn’t pay the requisite 10.50 plus tip for a chance to brush against one of her tits.
Enjoy these man Valentine’s Day cards and remember that Valentine’s Day is on Wednesday February 14th.
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January 21st, 2008 at 2:05 am - IP Man-Hash: aa871a3792e9a
Dick, you told it, I know it, they know it, I can admit that it is true, but they can’t………Valentine’s Day is SUCH A CROCK OF CUNT COOZE BULLSHIT.
Keep it up, I wouldn’t exactly call you a visionary, but certainly I would nominate you as a MAN who has the BALLS to speak out in furtherment of his beliefs. Kudos to you, for excersizing your MAN TALENT to encourage others to speak out.
January 21st, 2008 at 7:54 am - IP Man-Hash: cde4d6da17a7a
valentines day shmalentines day- that’s what i say. i hate all holidays that exist simply to get people to buy stuff.
but where would our economy be without them? i bet there are commericals on television suggesting people “say it with a lexus”.
i’m not expecting anything from my boyfriend at all.
those card are funny- especially the one about not doing anal.
January 21st, 2008 at 8:18 am - IP Man-Hash: c3f4479460146
Valentines day has one good side. As the number of days until Feb. 14 decreases, your chance of getting some free pussy increase proportionally.
Feb. 10-13 is a good time to hit the bars.
January 21st, 2008 at 8:24 am - IP Man-Hash: 4548efa4cc2ac
Dick, you deserve a medal: For your wisdom and your wordsmithery.
January 21st, 2008 at 8:28 am - IP Man-Hash: c0bb9f0f3509e
^ Join the forums.
Heeyeah.
January 21st, 2008 at 8:32 am - IP Man-Hash: fb1de3c77ad9c
lol! Awesome thinking. Just be careful you don’t bring home a clingy bitch who will think the one nighter is more than what it actually is. You never know; to you it’s just a piece of ass… but them it could be “wheeee! I found a new boyfriend!”
Beware!
Oh, and Dick: Well done on those cards. I am still cracking up over them. Especially the mother/daughter one.
January 21st, 2008 at 8:51 am - IP Man-Hash: e1caec5062137
Valentines day, the day all men are taught to act like pussies to get pussy. We should boycott this day. Fuck, a woman’s stupidly running for president. Buy us some fucking chocolate bitch. No justice, no penis!
January 21st, 2008 at 10:00 am - IP Man-Hash: 6964c4c40c0c5
Fuck Fish Slap!
January 21st, 2008 at 10:19 am - IP Man-Hash: fb1de3c77ad9c
lol, what is this ‘fish slap’ that you speak of? I am not familiar with such terms, tho it sounds funny to me.
January 21st, 2008 at 11:40 am - IP Man-Hash: afbd948a4827a
LoL! I bet you are all a bunch of fat fucks with pimples and small dicks. Men are stupid. You can’t help it, but you are. It’s okay…maybe one day you can put your little dick in that sweet life making pink pussy. You stupid mother fuckers, hahahahahahaha. LOSERS! Valentines sucks, and if you hate women so much go be gay you fag. XOXO Fuckers!!
January 21st, 2008 at 11:47 am - IP Man-Hash: fb1de3c77ad9c
This is a joke, right?
Well, someone is certainly a tad bitter about not having a valentine this year…
January 21st, 2008 at 12:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6964c4c40c0c5
Lady XX: It’s from http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com. It’s a site that shows how stupid broads can be when choosing which “douchebags” to nail. Stupid, stupid women.
January 21st, 2008 at 12:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 497a2bd14e918
Too frickin’ funny! Hey women, where are my Valentine’s Day presents? Why don’t I get an expensive piece of jewelry or any other gift, huh!?
Oh yeah, it’s that one-way Selfish Street women live on.
January 21st, 2008 at 12:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: 497a2bd14e918
Amy - when your pussy’s the size of El Sotano de las Golondrinas and men don’t know whether to fuck it or base jump into it - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odoMvg0YAu4&feature=related - ALL penis’ will seem small.
Try exercising it back into its original size.