Valentine’s Bullshit 2008
Valentine’s Day is the natural extension of a sickness that has befouled the female race since the beginning of time. That sickness is called gimmie-ism: an insatiable hunger for free shit no matter what the context. If a woman sees it, she wants it and she doesn’t care how she gets it.
That’s why men wear neckties. They’re a subtle, visual reminder of The Penis.
Women are like zombies with romantic knick-knacks and other sentimental trash. Zombie pigs. No matter what the reason for it is, if it reeks of love and it’s in front of her, a woman will consume it with a maximum of grunting and moaning. Enter Valentine’s Day; a day that appeals to anyone who appreciates a gift given out of obligation and resent.
No woman would be as happy with the same gifts given on February 15th. Whatever percentage of happiness is lost is the exact percentage of “cunt” that woman is.
Fuck the “spirit of giving”. A woman would appreciate a gift pried out of your cold, dead hands. A woman would appreciate a gift pried out of the cold, dead hands of the child who mined it and mounted it on a ring. A woman would feel special at a wedding even if she was pregnant.
Every time you see a woman at a bar without a drink, know that she’s got a rampant case of gimmie-ism. She’ll die of thirst if someone doesn’t pay the requisite 10.50 plus tip for a chance to brush against one of her tits.
Enjoy these man Valentine’s Day cards and remember that Valentine’s Day is on Wednesday February 14th.
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ignore women on valentines day , say you have to be on a meeting all day .
Valentine’s day came about from businesses. They just needed more money so they made up a holiday. Unfortunatley they did an outstanding marketing job and now women think its all about them. Drives me fucking crazy. What a bullshit holiday. I like cinco de mayo better. It involves alcohol and hot hispanic women, but most hispanic women are stuck up bitches anyhow. I was friends with some, notice how I said WAS. Got sick of their I’m to good attitude. Well I guess that’s most women. haha. Anyhow, my woman is lucky I even took her out to eat. Women expect you to take them out and buy them shit on Valentines day. If women expect that then I should be able to expect a BJ whenever I want. Too bad my request seems over the top. At least my request doesn’t cost any money. I guess all women are prostitutes since they want gifts and if they don’t get them than no sex for you. I think next Valentines we are going to Taco Bell. Gotta love those crunch wrap supreme’s no sour cream.
You could market horse shit in a bag to women if women thought other women would be jealous of her getting it. That’s all VD is, a way for women to covertly compete with other women without seeming like the complete and total bitches they really are.
I absolutely fucking love and adore women :)
You can love something but it is still inferior. I guarantee you if another gender showed up that had the pussy and the looks but w/out the attitude, entitlement and neurotics you would be lining up because nobody is saying women aren’t fun to fuck and chuck, its the keeping them around part that is dangerous/stupid.
Shut up, baby killer.
All these death threats and dick is still alive. So much for women being better at commitment.
what ????? women said they want to kill dick masterson???? ha ha ha ha , these sick bitches are incredibile stupid useless cows.
Mamamia , these bitches don’t do anything else , but to hate to the extreme men.
They’re afraid of their won shadow , kill a man????
Then he’ll be a martyr.
Also, it may encourage unstable individuals to retaliate and there are plenty of targets. You don’t want to go down that road, my friend.
men are bastards, playboys, jackasses, and perverts. YOU are a bastard. BURN IN HELL. That would be the happiest day on earth. When you die i’ll have a party, and hope that you burn in flames. bastard…..
See how quickly women turn to violence? Thanks sugar tits for proving Dicks point. *cough*idiot*cough*
I think you’re just jealous that you never get into the playboy magazines ;P
“men are bastards, playboys, jackasses, and perverts”. So much for the fairer sex! I hope you aint including me in that comment, I’m only here for the craic!
If you don’t shut up, I swear you will get shot.
Another violent cunt holder.
If it’s all about ‘love’, how come young girls fall in love with old film-directors, never old bums? - Jackie Mason
AGREED.
Hit the nail on the head there.
Actually I partly agree with this….Valentines is a bullshit holiday….but what about it’s counterpart holiday- Steak and BJ day? lol
Interesting… However I slightly disagree even though you do have a point. You don’t quite hit the nail on the head with this article. Yes women are needy and greedy and all their wants are in fact their needs. However, to shed the real light on why Valentines Day is utter Bullshit you will have to examine what really is love within human nature.
Humans technically and factually cannot ever “TRULY LOVE” each other.. Human affection and love with in intimate relationship is purely just conditional attraction. True love by definition is “UNCONDITIONAL”. Unconditional love is not possible in human relationships. In order to win a mates so called love you have to at least meet their lowest expectations, which are nothing more than conditions set forth for you to meet to win their so called affection..err..Cough..LOve. Example: Would you ever seriously see a incredibly hot woman ask a homeless drunk man who smells like rotten eggs and is down on his luck out on a date? Highly unlikely! Just like female penguins will pick the male penguin with the highest stack of pebbles to mate with to produce the best possible children that will be strong and ensure the species existence or survival. It’s purely primal and instinctual and has nothing to do with actual “LOVE”.. The core of love is purely conditional whether you choose to deny, ignore, or simply be in a constant state of ignorance of the facts of human nature. Once a mate or partner does not meet said expectations or does not sustain said expectations the relationship pretty much ends in either cheating for mutual breakup. This is why humans are judgmental. We all are. The best you can do is lower expectations(conditions), but you will never be rid of them. This is truly why valentines Day is utter bullshit. Women need for some reason, a reason to believe love is real when it truly isn’t.. If a mate dies are they crying because he died or because they will be alone and don’t know what they are to do without the needs and wants that this person has filled. Needs and wants and what this person offered them is the the loss that they cry over..Eventually easily replaced by another.. The closest you will ever come to true unconditional love is between a parent and a child..But those have their boundaries as well with in human nature.
So for a woman to tell me she loves me is utter bull shit.. She doesn’t love me because I am simply Will.. She loves me because I have a car, a penis, meet her expectations on attractiveness, money, and intelligence. All which are simply conditionals.. Why didn’t she ask the retard out on a date instead, or the hunch back? Things that make you go HMMM!
But women ARE often attracted to sociopaths, thugs and other ‘losers’…
For example mass murderers on Death Row are inundated with offers of marriage, love letters, and the like.
Agreed, I couldn’t be bothered with the holiday. And I’m not single, either.
PLEASE READ
All the stupidness on this site is enough ,but what caugh my attention is not Dick’s bullshit but the little line at the bottom of every page “Men Are Better Than Women, by Dick Masterson is proudly powered by WordPress and hosted at LTTech 1,642,966 Served. ”
I can not believe ,company’s like that whom also powers big name like :Yahoo and CNN ,also powers this idiot .
I will make it a personal business to let them know how about this website ,which calls to violence and hatered ,and everybody that feels like me should do the same .
Should learn to calm down before you give yourself a hernia. Shit the bed, you people come on here with serious intent to out do a joke. If you’ve got so much free time to do all this that you claim, why not make it worthwhile and actually prove your point other than pissing and moaning to anyone who will take your childish gripe seriously? You people are awesome though, work has never been so fun for me. I luff retards.
Someone is complaining about women online? We can’t let that happen! Let’s go complain to some people to get him to stop!
Bitch, why don’t you go cook something?
yet, you use the holes provided to you, do you not?
I hate women, they are useless holes
It is no secret that women always demand “equality” (read : equal rewards for those who put in less work). We can’t blame them for that. It’s as Dick says : you don’t blame a woman just like you don’t blame a dog.
We, the men, need to wake up and put an end to all of this feminist nonsense. Any intelligent man realizes that we are the ones responsible for the current state of things, and only we can set things straight.
I’ll grant you that companies like DeBeers and Hallmark are partially to blame for the epidemic of “gimmieism” (damned fine manly word there Dick), however if it weren’t for weak-minded materialistic women pretty much demanding gifts or else having to face at best a cold shoulder, or at worst a Valentines day in the ER then we wouldn’t even be discussing the misandry of Valentines day right now.
Further, your view towards Capitalism is completely skewed. It’s a fact that any economic philosophy, when taken to extremes can be very damaging. You sound just like the Assemblywomen of of Athens around 400 B.C. Aristophanes had the women dress as men and vote themselves into power. Once in charge they instituted changes to make the government huge, and then converted Greece to socialism.
History ought to be enough to show that women, when put in charge will always favor Communism, Marxism, or any other socialistic practice that despises a punishment/reward system; thereby making everyone “equal.” This is a feminist Utopian wet dream that has failed civilizations for centuries.
Albeit corporations do make money, to say that women do not benefit from gifts given to them on Valentine’s day, is to be completely deluded. Plenty of women are downright mean if their boyfriends or husbands forget or don’t get them anything for Valentine’s day. I know firsthand, I went to the ER for stitches one Valentine’s day.
Maybe women get ideas that they can abuse men from the consumer ads showing women beating up men in the event a gift is not given? Perhaps it’s the whole idea of Female superiority that is burned into the western woman’s mind? Either way, Valentine’s day boils down to one of the most misandric holidays ever. Yeah, let’s promote domestic violence against men if we don’t get our shit! Great holiday idea.