Voluntary Incompetence
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Volunteer charity work is for suckers and chumps and every woman who does it is both and then some.
Men who volunteer are geniuses. Volunteering is so much work, there’s barely any competition for all the retarded girls they’re about to nail. A dog shelter is my idea of heaven. Tons of hot and easy women lubing up their emotional sexacoasters by fucking around with abandoned puppies all day, and then putting those same cretins to death left and right because billionaires would rather have another yacht to sail around their private islands on than save a bunch of homeless shit-rats.
Fuck that’s manly.
Everyone knows, a woman’s intellect occurs in an inverse relationship to her bust size.
The stupider they are, the bigger they bounce.
Bill Gates has donated over a third of his lifetime earnings to charity.
A girl I slept with in college — before I dropped out and dropped into Man School — once worked every third weekend a month at soup kitchen until the death of her grandmother made her “forget” to do it anymore.
Men are better than women.
Warren Buffet donate 30 billion dollars to the Gates Foundation because he lost a bet.
In grammar school, one of my she-teachers suggested the class think about the less fortunate during the upcoming Christmas season. The thought might count when it means giving your parents a shitty Christmas card made of glitter, noodles, and construction paper, but thoughts aren’t going to keep any bums warm. Not even thoughts of Nicolas Cage nailing Heidi Klum.
Men are better than women.
When men donate to charity, we give fully and appropriately of our man-selves. Men, for instance, will start an organization like the Red Cross or Holy Shirts. Organizations that get the fucking job done in a charitable fashion. Howard Stern has given away dozens of free boob jobs. That’s a charity anyone can get behind — or should I say in front of?
Women, being cheap as shit, give absolutely nothing to charity. On average, women volunteer nearly 30% more than men, but 30% of nothing is fucking nothing. Go to a bank and open up a money market account with all the shit in your pocket. What you have in five years is what women have now.
If you don’t think a woman’s time is worthless, imagine this. If you had a woman to command for an hour, what would you have her do? Exactly. You can’t put a value on that. Either it’s priceless or it’s called prostitution and that’s illegal. Either way, women aren’t worth a damn.
Here’s something else that’s of no worth: puppies and kittens. One homeless man dies every year because a bunch of crazy broads teamed up to take care of some dumb fuck shelter puppies instead of throwing some peanut butter and jelly sandwiches at a vagrant.
Women are all sick and dangerous. Not in the way a man can be dangerous like Son of Sam or Charles Chaplin, but dangerous in a way a fork is when it gets caught in the garbage disposal. Even if you’re smart enough to not reach for it instinctively, you might still cut your tongue on it a week later while eating some tater tots.
Men are better than women.
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Apparently, the female g-spot is located in the center of your wallet.
No.
You speak the truth.
Imagine a world where your pizza and beer is delivered by a smoking hot robot woman that you fuck, then she cleans your whole house and then leaves while you enjoy your hot pizza and cold beer.
BLISS!
“”Let me say though, that I fucking HATE it when a girl tries to suck my nipple. Jesus Fucking Christ that is just pure insanity. Are there really men who enjoy this?”"
No man that I know enjoys the nipple thing. Chicks apparently like it so I can only assume they think we do to. That’s not surprising.
But nipple pulling I can handle - I guess. I once had a woman who wanted to blow air up my ass.
Go figure. To this day that one still mystifies me.
@ Mansman….
Day-um. Even I felt your last post… your man-point is well given.
You are most welcome, my good man. Thank you.
Thanks for the visual.
Very good point. What the fuck is wrong with women here? Almost every one of them has got those fucking teeth is the way. Try to tell ‘em, in one ear and out the other. Or they get all clammed up because they did something wrong and then shut down. Don’t shut down, & don’t use teeth - just do it the way I say… why is that soooooo fucking difficult???
What is with the nipple thing?? Most of them are too fucking sensitive, and then 14.732% of them want you to bite down so hard, if you actually did as you were told, you’d bloody bite their nipples right off. I don’t get it.
Let me say though, that I fucking HATE it when a girl tries to suck my nipple. Jesus Fucking Christ that is just pure insanity. Are there really men who enjoy this?
I’m amazed that in the 21st Century, 98% of all women weigh over 248 lbs.
What your typing on this forum seems to be saying that one who types on this forum can’t get any.
Mansman, please accept one of my personal Vintage-Man-Points, aged 32 years, from my most prized private collection, as a token of my appreciation for your articulate, eloquent prose.
Get used to it baby. You’re becoming redundant so fast it’s mind blowing (like you once were with the Football team every weekend before your looks sagged away and you got ugly on the outside as well).
In fact with your attitude so badly out of adjustment as it is, you may very well find yourself among the first wave of “whores” as you so aptly describe it, to be permanently dispensed with by ever educated men no longer willing to put up with your crap for one second longer.
Of course it’s going to annoy you…it will annoy you a lot. After all, how can you possibly hope to compete with the hot 20 year olds we choose to nail when you’re just a saggy old has-been douche bag 10 years out of warranty at 30? I’ve noticed the girls I find attractive all like the fact that I have a great lifestyle with plenty of fun money available, which is no surprise because MY money doesn’t hemorrhage out of me like a fire hose…I’m not married. I control the money, the fun, and have free choice over who gets to share in those good times. All the girl has to do is pretty well be exactly what you’re not, and everything works out just great.
Amusingly, it’s not a matter of “having the opportunity to fuck one of you whores” as you so eloquently put it, we’re already doing that by choice. You really missed the point. What you meant to say was that you don’t like the choice being OURS, not yours.
Welcome to Feminism. You should have opposed it early on. You could have still been in the kitchen right now cooking me a great dinner and happily pondering how to best please me in the bedroom later.
On the other hand, maybe you laying there like a cold, dead fish doesn’t really motivate him to care about your orgasms? Honey, you sound like you could use some lessons. There’s much more to life than masturbating.
Well, unfortunately we don’t have a job where sex is the job, like you. So, yeah I do have the time to sit her and talk shit. Whoops? There you go again making yourself “The Biggest Ass Show” winner!
I can fuck any woman alive.
I care for your belief of that like I care about your opinion.
I know of my charisma and looks.. and you know of your desire to spread your legs for attention.
-ET shoots and scores!!!
Men are better than women, even extra terrestrials!!
Yes.
Dick, another great pod-cast!!
I love tater tots, boob jobs and peanut butter sandwiches.
This is not related, but funnier than fuck.
My ex brother in-law told his wife that he’d rather her fuck a million guys for a dollar a piece, than 1 guy for a million dollars.
He’s no longer married to her and I wonder what number she’s up to-
I’d like to command women for an hour each.
Knob buffing would top the list because then, you wouldn’t hear hours of whinning and complaining, only muffled growns and an occaisional “grrr brrrr urph” and “OH MY GOD
I didn’t know you could do that with an egg beater”
-MEN ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
-Banzai
I am still amazed that, in the twenty-first century, assholes such as yourselves are still around and proud of it!
Tell me, if you had the opportunity to fuck one of us “whores,” or sit here and bitch about us, would you really be here typing all of this shit?
So I walk out to have a cigerette, and I see this chick talking to two dudes across the street. She’s dressed all business-like, with fancy clothing, sensible hair and professional demeanor.
Of course, I notice that over the course of five minutes I’m staring at her ass, but whatever.
Anyways, she is honestly being very to-the-point and representing her profession quite nicely. So I’m thinking to myself, “wow… a hot chick who actually knows how to present herself.” She than tells the guys that she has to go, and climbs into her work truck.
…than pulls off her work shirt, revealing a veeeery low cut pink shirt. Breasts spilling out all over the truck cab, I watch these two guys’ jaws fall to the floor. She looks at them, winks, does that stupid strech move, than drives away. As she passes me, she gives me some slutty wink and I flip her off. She looks about ready to scream at me… but continues driving away.
Whores. All of them.
Women don’t know what a rip cord is, and they’ve never heard of an outboard motor before either.
Well said again, e v i l e d d y. I once made the mistake of thinking that doing something similar to her nipples would be a strong statement to her … but I was wrong. She then commanded me to bite down on her nipples (and that scared the hell out of me because I was afraid that I’d bite them off, but she was still asking me to bite harder).
The power of the pussy, which has allowed women to rule men for a long time, will come to an end soon. In another few decades, there will be silicon-covered androids in the form of women that will provide men with great sex without men having to endure the bitching and nagging that women do. There will also be brainless clones of women with computers inside the cranium created just for sex. Of course, saying that these clones will be brain-less is an oxymoron when it comes to women, but you get my point.
P Coderch
Also blowjobs are not called “dragmyteethacrosshisglans” for a reason.
“The remark about women not using their brains during sex is priceless.
I know that Dick’s written about how women are lousy in bed, but really Dick, if you wanted, there’s a whole article somewhere about why they’re so bad. And it boils down to assuming that they’ll be awesome if they just lay there.”
When I was 12 I got my first handjob. She knew the act was also referred to as “jerking off” your boyfriend.
I had to tell her, after it became painful, that one doesn’t really have to “jerk” it as such. It was really just an expression. My cock was not a rip cord on a outboard motor.