Voluntary Incompetence
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Volunteer charity work is for suckers and chumps and every woman who does it is both and then some.
Men who volunteer are geniuses. Volunteering is so much work, there’s barely any competition for all the retarded girls they’re about to nail. A dog shelter is my idea of heaven. Tons of hot and easy women lubing up their emotional sexacoasters by fucking around with abandoned puppies all day, and then putting those same cretins to death left and right because billionaires would rather have another yacht to sail around their private islands on than save a bunch of homeless shit-rats.
Fuck that’s manly.
Everyone knows, a woman’s intellect occurs in an inverse relationship to her bust size.
The stupider they are, the bigger they bounce.
Bill Gates has donated over a third of his lifetime earnings to charity.
A girl I slept with in college — before I dropped out and dropped into Man School — once worked every third weekend a month at soup kitchen until the death of her grandmother made her “forget” to do it anymore.
Men are better than women.
Warren Buffet donate 30 billion dollars to the Gates Foundation because he lost a bet.
In grammar school, one of my she-teachers suggested the class think about the less fortunate during the upcoming Christmas season. The thought might count when it means giving your parents a shitty Christmas card made of glitter, noodles, and construction paper, but thoughts aren’t going to keep any bums warm. Not even thoughts of Nicolas Cage nailing Heidi Klum.
Men are better than women.
When men donate to charity, we give fully and appropriately of our man-selves. Men, for instance, will start an organization like the Red Cross or Holy Shirts. Organizations that get the fucking job done in a charitable fashion. Howard Stern has given away dozens of free boob jobs. That’s a charity anyone can get behind — or should I say in front of?
Women, being cheap as shit, give absolutely nothing to charity. On average, women volunteer nearly 30% more than men, but 30% of nothing is fucking nothing. Go to a bank and open up a money market account with all the shit in your pocket. What you have in five years is what women have now.
If you don’t think a woman’s time is worthless, imagine this. If you had a woman to command for an hour, what would you have her do? Exactly. You can’t put a value on that. Either it’s priceless or it’s called prostitution and that’s illegal. Either way, women aren’t worth a damn.
Here’s something else that’s of no worth: puppies and kittens. One homeless man dies every year because a bunch of crazy broads teamed up to take care of some dumb fuck shelter puppies instead of throwing some peanut butter and jelly sandwiches at a vagrant.
Women are all sick and dangerous. Not in the way a man can be dangerous like Son of Sam or Charles Chaplin, but dangerous in a way a fork is when it gets caught in the garbage disposal. Even if you’re smart enough to not reach for it instinctively, you might still cut your tongue on it a week later while eating some tater tots.
Men are better than women.
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You’ll put out, honey. You always do. You can’t help it.
Let’s see…Mantime?
scratch balls
find blunt object to ream out earwax…no, wait, use finger
scratch balls
masturbate while looking at Nympho-of-the-Month in Playboy
bitch that your “slut” friend won’t put out
shower **not mandatory
scratch balls
find food on floor to eat
return leftover food to floor for next feeding
scratch balls
masturbate while watching PlayboyTV
scratch balls
scratch balls
go online and rant to other morons about women
go to bed alone
scratch balls
cry because no woman loves you now, or ever will…
scratch balls
Repeat daily.
Indeed.
Women. What else can be said?
Oops, I nearly gave Catherine my witty comment! Here it is again. All the men here would know it wasn’t hers anyway…
Ah yes, the old shaming language again. I nearly missed it as it was sliding right off my back. Are you incapable of the wit required for valid debate?
Well, Catherine, that’s a tell-tale sign of an unrefined sense of womanly opinionated bullshit. Cheers to you as well.
Hmm. Maybe I should pour some Highland Park and try that myself. I sure as hell can’t stand his nasally voice when I’m sober.
The best way to listen to Dick is drunk as hell off of some good bourbon. Cheeris to you, Dick!
Ah…no.
Grilling is a man’s job. How about I bake you a nice cookie? I’ll serve it to you with warm milk to go along with your six-year-old mentality.
Good job Catherine baby. Keep pretending we’re not infinitely superior to you if it makes you feel less worthless. In the meantime, go cook me a steak.
Ooooooohhhhh…Shaming Language!!! I didn’t see THAT coming. I really expected more from an intellectual like you…oh wait, no I didn’t.
How about arguing facts rather than wasting everyone’s Mantime with cheap shot insults that only support the conclusion you are an oxygen thief with no redeeming qualities. Your posts so far contain nothing that might refute this presumption.
I’d normally be more compassionate when trying to explain important life principles to dim-witted folk like you, but I decided it’s best to keep it simple so you can understand without becoming irrational as you did last time. Don’t ever forget, if it wasn’t for men you’d still be hanging up curtains in caves.
So if you have a valid point to make, then MAKE IT. Otherwise STFU.
How old are you J? (Don’t answer that, it’s actually rhetorical.) Don’t listen to these fellows - you’re obviously not stupid. But you’re taking them way too seriously. Don’t let it piss you off when they say that men are better than women. Do you realize that there’s at least a 50% chance that’s actually true?
However, even if it’s true, the men here are still, for the most part, the losers you suspect them to be. Telling them all to shut the fuck up is exactly what their 6-year-old mentality wants to hear. They jump all over that shit. And ouch - did you just was you’d go BACK to inbreeding?
Get out and play some pool, J. You’ll learn it’s all about the leave. And boy, did you leave an easy shot. Even Doubt could make that one.
@learneD scholaR Do you want me to go back and respond to your post on the previous article? You left me a pretty good leave there yourself (medal, not metal).
Na, too easy. Let’s take it from here…
Dearest assholes,
Your opinion of yourselves is ridiculous, at best. Why don’t you all shut the fuck up and find a better hobby? For some of you, I’d go back to inbreeding — at least it would keep more of your kind coming!
Love,
J
Perhaps she plans to get you slowly desensitized to the water by first enabling you to become familiar with air?
Well I’ve never heard of this blowing air into bums before, so yes, that is very different but perhaps she thinks it has therapeutic effects somewhat similiar to colonic therapy (which is blowing water into bums).
Perhaps she thinks you need a detox.
I was going to advise you to blow some air out of your ass while her face is there, in the hope that your action would be a deterrent to her making such weird requests in the future.
But I decided to withhold that advice because a true freak would make you regret it. I would hate for you to come back on this board and curse me with fury because some girl discovered that she now likes it when you fart in her face.
You must have x-ray vision.
Yes. Not every person has the exact same physiology as you. Newsflash - people are unique, WOW.
I hope one day you can learn to see, handle and accept differences, because at this point in time, we are not yet the borg.
Differences? Does that include the girl that wanted to blow air in my arse while she grabbed me?
Even if you think that’s “unique,” you have to agree that’s a little weird?
Yes. Not every person has the exact same physiology as you. Newsflash - people are unique, WOW.
I hope one day you can learn to see, handle and accept differences, because at this point in time, we are not yet the borg.