Want to Help Women? Punch One in the Face
Women have no fear of anything.
They have no fear of any shit breaking because some man will always fix it in a charming attempt to fuck them — which usually works. They have no fear of losing their jobs because they don’t ever support themselves anyway. Women are like shrieking monkeys jumping like silly jackasses from tree to tree in a forest of men with big burly arms and deep pockets.
Women especially have no fear of saying or doing anything stupid. You really want to do something for women? Next time you hear one acting stupid, just knock the shit out of her.
That would make a hell of an alibi too. After all, who would believe her?
“Defendant, you stand accused of striking this woman because she didn’t know the difference between her office key and her apartment key even though one has flowers and shit all over it. How do you plead?”
“Your honour…are you fucking serious? What kind of person would do that?”
The classic, “Are you fucking serious” defense. I’ve seen it a hundred times.
Let me step back for a moment before my manjo gets carried away with itself. I’m not saying that all men should go out and start beating women like they’re piñatas until cogent ideas start pouring out of their mouths like delicious candy. First of all, that would never work. Even with a gun to their heads, women can’t make any sense. Secondly, violence against women is uncivilized.
What I am suggesting is simply that women spew garbage out the mouth 27/7 because they have no internal filter of fear. That’s because fear is a very manly thing. Without fear, where does a man get his adrenaline to accomplish heroic man-feats of car lifting and lion fighting and tearing trees out by their roots? Redbull? I don’t fucking think so. Without fear would a man think to himself, “maybe I shouldn’t get herpes from this drunk skank”? The answer is no, he would not. That’s why so many women have STD’s and don’t even know it. Because they’re idiots.
Fear is a man’s life compass. Fear is Jiminy fucking Man-Cricket. The fear of looking like a jackass; the fear of getting kicked in the teeth for grabbing some seemingly unattended woman’s boob; fear is what keeps men drawing between the lines at all times and what keeps us preparing for rough weather ahead.
Curiously to none, women are afraid of nothing.
Women and their outrageously inflated confidence — it’s a bit like the eight year old who won the spelling bee for correctly guessing establishment.
Yes, we’re all very impressed, son; but you’ll still feel like a jackass if I pour this punch all over the front of your pants like you pissed yourself, won’t you. That’s life, kid. Best shut your fucking mouth and swallow that lump in your throat.
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March 8th, 2006 at 8:21 am - IP Man-Hash: f08c5d00c286a
Well, it is really damn easy for women to have little or no fear……..when one has little or no consequences for their actions, why would you be afraid?
March 8th, 2006 at 7:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5475964f1d333
What an irresponsible title. Wonder how many intellectually challenged people are going to take you at your word. Maybe you could do a poll?
March 8th, 2006 at 9:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 340da95569b9b
Exactly, Joeschmoe. Women think they can get away with murder, and are usually right.
Women will scream and punch and kick people and know she can get away with it. Even if there were reprcussions it would be slight.
I think Dick’s on to something. Since they’re crying for equality so much maybe we should give them a smack every once in a while. hopefully over time it’ll teach them to act responsibly…oh who am I kiddin’?
March 8th, 2006 at 9:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 527da1e4b605d
I agree! Equal rights are merely the camouflage for the real truth that they want ALL THE RIGHTS. That’s the nature of the woman/beast hence the reason us MEN need to put them in their place. But that won’t happen. Every time a woman fucks up all she has to do is suck some dick and everything is all good. They know this and use it to get away with murder.
March 8th, 2006 at 10:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5475964f1d333
Is that why you are constantly criticising women and trying to convince them they’re eff ups?
March 8th, 2006 at 11:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: 45ba6a5f04594
I dissagree!! Women give birth to us! We would not be here to bitch at them if they didnt exist! And don’t give me all that crap about “Women need men too,” cause they don’t! Women can now get pregnant without men! (which to me is the perfect scenario!!) LONG LIVE WOMEN!! I HATE MEN!! (And I am one!!!)
March 8th, 2006 at 11:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: a8b221859eaee
Honor, Worth, Justice, Freedom, Liberty, Equality,
What is the catalyst that has caused all these ideals to occur?
Men.
Strength and Honor
March 9th, 2006 at 6:40 am - IP Man-Hash: 0e4d32441afe7
Ahhhh…..another self-hating mangina steps up to the plate. But in this case, I don’t think it is truly a man.
Here are the reasons:
First Steve T’s claim’s of women getting pregnant without men. No logic in that point. A MAN’S SPERM IS STILL REQUIRED!! Though this type of illogical point could come out of a teenage girl.
Second reason he isn’t a man, is the name. I know women named Stevie, but never Steve. Having to point out you are a man, with a obvious masculine name, is something a woman would say. Men would never have to rehash such an obvious thing as gender, if the name clearly denotes it.
March 9th, 2006 at 8:07 am - IP Man-Hash: 340da95569b9b
Oh yeah, women don’t need men, sure. And who would do all the real work? And I don’t mean that office bullshit. I mean real jobs. Men still dominate all the occupations that require more than the ability to type. And no, it’s not due to descrimination. It’s because women don’t want to get this pansy hands dirty.
March 9th, 2006 at 3:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9cf9efd761515
LOL! Keep them commig guys!! This site is hillarious! And no, their are scientific breakthroughs going on now that mean women can get pregnant without sperm. Not available yet, but sometime in the future, but by then humans will not need to exist anyway! (Do we need to now?)
Ps Love being thought of as a woman! I havent laughed so much in ages!! THANX!
March 10th, 2006 at 1:03 am - IP Man-Hash: a95c04c45deac
You my friend, are an idiot. This website is SO correct i cant even begin to explain it to you. He may be foul, but every single thing he has said makes perfect sense.
March 10th, 2006 at 2:43 am - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
Welcome to the site, Goon. Hope you enjoy yourself. Check out the man-tastic forums and the archives for more.
-wolfe
March 10th, 2006 at 6:00 am - IP Man-Hash: 9cf9efd761515
LOL@Goon! Welcome to the site!! I am an idiot! A Self contained, 100% pure Idiot! BUT, all the attention I am getting here is great!! What other site would quote what a complete idiot would say? LOL! I love it here! AND, the best part about i is you cannot get kicked out!! I am just here, like everybody else to have a laugh! Thats all this! A big joke! And so it shal remain! Anybody who takes this crap serioulsy is a porpoer idiot!!
March 10th, 2006 at 8:13 am - IP Man-Hash: 356b2e2244d02
Your not fooling anyone sweetheart
March 10th, 2006 at 7:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8cbc91265a017
You are making Steves around the world cringe. Please pose as a man with a different name. Or at the very least use the fem version with the ph so that I can stop wanting to go punch you in the face.
March 10th, 2006 at 8:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: eadd56da2c7c9
You wouldn’t punch her in the face, ziglig.
Because men are better than women.
-Big Al
March 11th, 2006 at 7:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: a95c04c45deac
He isn’t trying to convince anyone, we don’t need convincing.
March 11th, 2006 at 8:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: dd25bee8154fe
mmm, I know, you need something else entirely.
March 11th, 2006 at 10:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3b440d3c156ea
And what the fuck is an “eff up”?
-Dick
March 12th, 2006 at 6:56 am - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
Actually, I’ll give her that Dick. She’s trying, against all modern feminist programming, to be a touch less crude. She should be applauded for attempting to break the mold.
-wolfe
March 12th, 2006 at 10:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2c3adbd1f7c5c
I am believer in Christ, his Word and the Bible, but I don’t shove my religon down anyone’s throat, and I ask people to reply in kind. But today I attended church ,the topic for today dovetails quite nicely with this column. The subject was “Living without the Fear.” This was based on Psalm 27: 1-14. The first five is what I wish to quote and comment on.
Psalm 27: 1-5
1The Lord is my light and salvation-whom shall I fear? The Lord is the stronghold of my life-of whom shall I be afraid? 2When evil men advance against me to devour my flesh, when my enemies and my foes attack me , the will stumble and fall. 3Though an army besiege me, my heart will not fear; though war break out against me, even then will I confident. 4One thing I ask of the Lord, this is what I seek: that I may dwell in the house of the Lord all the days of my life, to gaze upon the beauty of the Lord and to seek him in his temple. 5For in the day of trouble he will keep me safe in his dwelling; he will hide me in the shelter fo his tabernacle and set me hig upon a rock.
This message was read and taught, that if one believes and follows the Lord, no fear shall touch you. The Lord will protect and guide his children, no matter what. Sin is even forgiven, if proper penetance is given and repeats avoided. Otherwise, when one is judged, full responsibility will be handed down to you.
Afterwards I was reflecting on this, and thought how the relationship of feminism and government are the same. The same except for full responsibility being given the individual. Feminism likes handing fault out on society as a whole, not the individual.
Feminism and women have little or no fear cause their diety(a.k.a. the government), will guide and protect them, no matter what. However, the Lord does know when someone is truly penetent, the government doesn’t know, nor does it care. Just looking remorseful is enough. But the fear is not there because women have their own Psalm 27. This is how it reads.
The Government is my light and salvation-whom shall I fear? The Government is the stronghold of my life-of whom shall I be afraid? When the evil partiarchy advance against me to rape my flesh, when MRA’s and female foes of feminism, attack me, they will stumble and fall. Though an army besiege, my heart will not fear; though war break out against abortion, even then I will be confident. One thing I demand of the Government, this is what I seek: that I may dwell in government housing all the days of my life, to gaze upon the beauty of Democrats and to seek them in the Senate. For in the day of trouble the Government will keep me safe in their housing; Government will hide me in the shelter of the Law and set me high upon a pedastal.
That pretty much sums up the feminist’s doctrine……..
March 13th, 2006 at 5:51 am - IP Man-Hash: dd1b911ab43ac
Why do I feel like I’m suffocating on the old testament then?
March 13th, 2006 at 7:46 am - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
Because you’re not very good at analogies?
Amen, brother Joe.
Female, it’s a pretty easy parallel to follow, and one even an atheist would agree with. The atheist’s perspective would be that just as people seek out a mythical “god” for reassurance in meeting deep-seated needs, so too do feminists seek out the ‘omnipotent’ government to protect and succor them.
-wolfe
March 15th, 2006 at 6:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5785f05728620
Fem said:
Why do I feel like I’m suffocating on the old testament then?
-Because you cannot tolerate something that you don’t believe in? So much for diversity, or tolerance.
March 23rd, 2006 at 5:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7332d381bb83f
Dick, you say that women are fearless. But you did not take into consideration that women hypochondriacs exist. Also, there are women who fear needles, spiders, rape, death, etc. Your statement is entirely illogical.
March 23rd, 2006 at 5:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
Don’t be absurd. Nothing I say is illogical. I am a man.
-Dick
March 23rd, 2006 at 7:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7f5a0b2070dae
Women don’t experience fear. They experience paranoia and hysterics.
Item in point: feminists
March 24th, 2006 at 12:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: a6c394293b335
Hysterics
Grump, I find your comment untruthful. Women can not be restricted to only specific emotions, just as men are not restricted only to the emotion of fear.
March 24th, 2006 at 1:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7f5a0b2070dae
Sorry, I was using a rhetorical device to emphasize a point. When women are fearful, it tends to be so intense and so strong that that they are ill-equipped to deal with it properly. Men - in my observation - tend to react to the fear-stimuli a little more rationally. They take care of business, while more often women act rashly or run around wringing their hands and freaking out like the bloody world has ended.
March 24th, 2006 at 3:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5475964f1d333
That depends entirely on the individual. I personally get extremely calm on only 2 occassions. 1. I am very tired or 2. There’s an emergency. To stereotype in the way you just have is stupid.
March 24th, 2006 at 4:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1e9dacab61935
Only 2 occassions? Are you saying the rest of the time you are chatting shit like a raving lunatic?
March 24th, 2006 at 4:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5475964f1d333
Yea that’s right Mike, usually I’m not wearing my strait jacket like some others around here.
March 24th, 2006 at 4:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1e9dacab61935
Understanding the problem is half the solution. Your making progress, well done.
March 24th, 2006 at 5:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7f5a0b2070dae
“To stereotype in the way you just have is stupid. ”
:) So, you believe there are intelligent ways to stereotype?
March 24th, 2006 at 5:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5475964f1d333
Correction. To stereotype, as you just have, is stupid :)
March 25th, 2006 at 1:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
Actually, you’re both wrong. Stereotypes are potentially valuable mental shortcuts that allow us to accumulate experience and process events in a rational fashion, then reuse that rational processing in the future.
Yes, it is a stereotype that if I am dealing with some poor soul who’s schizophrenic that the person might turn very violent. That’s a useful stereotype to have, though, rather than to wait and see what happens without taking any precautions.
There’s a stereotype that if I am dealing with a drunk who wants to drive the bus or fly the plane that — however intelligent he or she is — as a drunk she or he will be a disaster as a pilot or driver. I’d say that’s useful too; I don’t need to experience a crash for my stereotype to protect me.
If I’m a woman and I meet some unemployed smelly bum who wants to marry me tomorrow, then my stereotypes will kick in (if I am sane) and protect me from what is 99.99% likely to be a very bad marriage.
Stereotypes are bad when you allow them to limit an individual’s mid to long term potential. They aren’t magically bad in general.
Thus, there are intelligent ways to stereotype, and to stereotype is not automatically stupid.
-wolfe
March 27th, 2006 at 8:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 87e31b4c87a7a
YOU IDIOTS! HAVE YOU NO RESPECT FOR WOMEN!!! I find this website VERY
apolling!! Maybe you should get out more!!! You might find that women are A
HECK OF A LOT BETTER THEN YOU CONSIDER THEM TO BE!!!!!!
March 27th, 2006 at 11:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: eadd56da2c7c9
Check your spelling, Jeremy. And stop shouting. You sound like a woman, for Christ’s sake.
-Big Al
March 28th, 2006 at 2:25 am - IP Man-Hash: 34e3b10c32441
I think it may be another male-impersonator.
The new “pretend Male” that women are striving to be.
March 28th, 2006 at 10:32 am - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
At least ‘he’ didn’t find it ‘affensive’.
It makes me think…
ap·poll·ing Audio pronunciation of “appolling” ( P ) Pronunciation Key (-pôlng)
adj.
Causing one to believe that polling people has no meaning; a pronounced antipathy to major firms such as Gallop: I find this website, relying as it does on statistics, apolling.
Good one, ‘Sir’ Jeremy.
-wolfe
April 4th, 2006 at 1:14 am - IP Man-Hash: 1be87147c25f0
Huked one foniks wurkeed fur mee!
April 4th, 2006 at 5:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 5a586e2f39733
How come you never see anyone saying:
HAVE YOU NO RESPECT FOR MEN!!!
What is it about these deluded, attention seeking, princess complexed, self obsessed, bitching, moaning, scrounging, leeches that makes them think that being born a female automatically entitles them to respect?
April 5th, 2006 at 8:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: f02acd4334e0c
I would have thought it to be a spelling error and it should been “appalling”, like in the series of “Yes Minister” when Humphreys and Minister finds out that their department is going to be axed. They spent the whole time being “appalled” and the circumstance was “appalling”.
Very funny program and sadly missed.
April 5th, 2006 at 9:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5475964f1d333
God Christian, you really do protest too much.
April 10th, 2006 at 11:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
Heh, it was indeed a spelling error Christian, I just couldn’t resist having a bit of fun.
That was indeed a great TV series. Nigel Hawthorne and Paul Eddington were fine actors; I had the privilege of seeing both on stage in the West End some years back; I think Hawthorne was playing C.S. Lewis in Shadowlands, and Eddington was in some forgettable Goldsmith comedy. Both were outstanding.
They are missed and mourned.
-wolfe
May 21st, 2006 at 6:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: d1875953aeb81
Doesn’t anyone else think that posting on this site to say that it is “apolling” like that dumbshit JEREMY said is kind of worthless. No one cares about your fucking opinion. If you don’t like what you see, take your opinion elsewhere.
P.S. Grow a pair, you puss.
June 6th, 2006 at 9:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: ec403599fee4d
Here is a reasonable Stereotype I have.
From my experiences most women are trouble and since it is rare to find one that acts sane it is best to expect trouble from all women.
I’m never disappointed.
When women use the word RESPECT in a sentence I have to laugh.
It’s like reading scum manifesto and having the author tell me that I should respect her.
June 6th, 2006 at 9:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: ec403599fee4d
The reason fem and most Feminuts hate the bible is because the word Patriarch is written in it many times.
All the leaders were male and considered Patriarchs.
You wouldn’ dare hear a women open her mouth and suggest that women didn’t need a man, no ma’m you wouldn’t nor would you hear a women scream for equal rights because there were no jobs she could take from man that she would want.
Western women are ingrates.
August 4th, 2006 at 1:55 am - IP Man-Hash: beec6de33c5bb
I’m confused !
I really thought all those oil rig companies and Bering Straight crabbing companies were a bunch of SEXIST PIGS for not allowing the women in their companies to make the big bucks !
You mean the road crews don’t MAKE those fat ass women hold the signs under those umbrellas while the men are digging in the ditches ? ? ?
I really have to reorganize my logic algorithms, THANKS :-) !
February 16th, 2007 at 7:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 82ef1f6f2aafa
try to punch me and DIE, youll be gone i promise
February 16th, 2007 at 7:31 am - IP Man-Hash: 82ef1f6f2aafa
being a female definitely demands respect. Just being born a female the male should respect the female and abide by her wishes. You all need to get your ass in order and bow to the female. Cherish the female.
February 16th, 2007 at 7:36 am - IP Man-Hash: 0f1749703c4e2
Idiota, learn to read;
READ! Nobody said that they were going to punch you.
February 16th, 2007 at 9:10 am - IP Man-Hash: 82ef1f6f2aafa
i dont care who they said , he was speaking of women in general , i guess this site condones being a woman beater too, proud of that arent ya?
February 16th, 2007 at 9:13 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Yes. It demands consideration. And respect. It neither earns nor imposes neither. Both are for men to gratuitously invest.
February 16th, 2007 at 10:21 am - IP Man-Hash: 1e9a4fd46c3a7
None of which she has either so its pretty asinine for her to go on about it.
February 16th, 2007 at 12:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b3d64fb1866c
Heh. I always thought that respect is earned.
February 16th, 2007 at 12:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 24be9d0daa96d
Women beaters are better than women.
I bow to no creature.
February 16th, 2007 at 12:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1e9a4fd46c3a7
Too true
February 16th, 2007 at 3:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: adc0a2c9dafc9
What a dumas.
Besides having our babies for us.. Women do nothing more than cause trouble everywhere they go. Women should learn to respect men.
Come back when you learn this..
on second thought don’t come back.
February 26th, 2007 at 1:31 am - IP Man-Hash: 796c1d8aebfd3
Bring back witch burning!
February 26th, 2007 at 2:14 am - IP Man-Hash: 7611d2e551981
The secret to this shit right here? RULE OF THUMB. It went away as soon as women got together and started holding off giving pussy out to not die.
As always, the weakest of men give in and the cycle started to kill the strong out.
Uncivilized my ass. 1000 years ago a woman would be killed for this hysterical bullshit that is around today. 100 years ago would get her an ass-beating the neighbors would bitch about for 2 days. 50 years ago MIGHT have gotten them ONE black eye and the “doorknob” excuse.
Sadly, today, they have no fear of MEN, that is for goddamn sure.
I don’t condone beating the living shit out of anyone, especially women.
EXCEPT FOR THIS ONE POINT: If a woman will stand UP to me like a man, then by god I will knock her the FUCK down like one. You touch me, I put your brain to sleep for a while. You can yell, scream like a child, and piss yourself from frustration, but where I live (thank you old timers) if a woman acts like a man in an argument, she WILL live to regret it.
Unfortunately, even this is going away (thanks to the new god Oprah).
With any luck, I will die before it gets worse. Probably not thanks to these fucking doctors. As a man, I should drink, eat like a fucking pig, and do as I please, intentionally fucking any female that will stand still until I die from over-usage of my penis. Or a heart attack, I could give a shit less which one.
Respect is GIVEN, not demanded. Once the weak understand this, life will be better. You demand respect? Beat my fucking ass to a pulp, after all, I am a goddam man, and will act like one. You, as a female, are NOT a man, so you best be on your game. You GET nothing unless you are willing to work for it bitch.
I fought in Desert Storm for this shit? Oh yeah, I forgot, 30 women are fighting over there versus the 1 million men this time around. Count your blessings sister, you are too lazy to do what I consider my DUTY. You have no fucking honor, it is NOT your place. If any of these boneheads could figure this out, life would be good.
I am built, designed, to hunt and kill. You are designed to pop out kids. You won’t fight hand to hand, that is because I will. You cry when the toast burns. I think about crying when they fuck up my cheeseburger, but then beat the shit out of the waiter instead.
I don’t have a period because I am supposed to be out doing shit. If I took a week off work every time I bled a little, they would rape my ass like a prisoner. You get sympathy every time you fart from some retard male who is too stupid to understand your game. Unfortunately for you, times are changing.
Fight Club. The pendulum is going back. You have a choice, take the weak males first, make it easy for me to not want your average ass for sex that you are not any good at anyway. Breed with him, that is fine. And when the time comes, your fucking weak old man won’t have the balls to fight, but I will. Remind me to not fight for you anymore.
Oh yeah, that’s right, men are doing that less and less, so when China invades, I will be more than happy to send them to your house, fuck, it isn’t like YOU will do anything right?
BE A FEMALE. KNOW YOUR PLACE. I KNOW my place. To kill, eat and fuck.
Yours is to make kids, and take care of shit I am no good at. If you cannot realize this, you are too fucking stupid to have kids, but unfortunately, you will.
Man has created the most awesome inventions ever seen in the last 100 years. Out of countless millions of ideas, how many FEMALES invented? Quite a few. Millions? No. Thousands? No. Hundreds? Yes.
How many of those great men had a true female standing behind them and helping the whole time. Probably 3/4’s of them. Without those women, the inventions are not there. KNOW YOUR FUCKING PLACE.
Your vagina does not create satellite television or nuclear weapons. BECAUSE of my penis, I will and do, just to blow shit up. WITH your help of course, but after dinner and sex. Don’t even try “but you came from your mom’s pussy”. No shit genius. Did my ma’s pussy also do basic astronomical navigation across all of the known world like the Phoenicians? No, that was the DUDES sailing the ship, creating the tools to do it.
But, here’s to Ma, at least she had me. And here’s to Dad, without him, Mom wouldn’t be able to do her job at all.
(And you better thank my ma for teaching me to not beat your ass like Muslims do, I am sorely fucking tempted from time to time)
February 26th, 2007 at 9:36 am - IP Man-Hash: 6597403bb0b5b
Lmao. Yeah and Dick could be the new Witchfinder general!
February 26th, 2007 at 5:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: 72b7ff047174b
While I agree with you in principle, I cannot bring myself to hit a woman (no matter how bitchy) unless she is trying to kill or maim me (or if she goes after the family jewels).