Want to Help Women? Punch One in the Face
Women have no fear of anything.
They have no fear of any shit breaking because some man will always fix it in a charming attempt to fuck them — which usually works. They have no fear of losing their jobs because they don’t ever support themselves anyway. Women are like shrieking monkeys jumping like silly jackasses from tree to tree in a forest of men with big burly arms and deep pockets.
Women especially have no fear of saying or doing anything stupid. You really want to do something for women? Next time you hear one acting stupid, just knock the shit out of her.
That would make a hell of an alibi too. After all, who would believe her?
“Defendant, you stand accused of striking this woman because she didn’t know the difference between her office key and her apartment key even though one has flowers and shit all over it. How do you plead?”
“Your honour…are you fucking serious? What kind of person would do that?”
The classic, “Are you fucking serious” defense. I’ve seen it a hundred times.
Let me step back for a moment before my manjo gets carried away with itself. I’m not saying that all men should go out and start beating women like they’re piñatas until cogent ideas start pouring out of their mouths like delicious candy. First of all, that would never work. Even with a gun to their heads, women can’t make any sense. Secondly, violence against women is uncivilized.
What I am suggesting is simply that women spew garbage out the mouth 27/7 because they have no internal filter of fear. That’s because fear is a very manly thing. Without fear, where does a man get his adrenaline to accomplish heroic man-feats of car lifting and lion fighting and tearing trees out by their roots? Redbull? I don’t fucking think so. Without fear would a man think to himself, “maybe I shouldn’t get herpes from this drunk skank”? The answer is no, he would not. That’s why so many women have STD’s and don’t even know it. Because they’re idiots.
Fear is a man’s life compass. Fear is Jiminy fucking Man-Cricket. The fear of looking like a jackass; the fear of getting kicked in the teeth for grabbing some seemingly unattended woman’s boob; fear is what keeps men drawing between the lines at all times and what keeps us preparing for rough weather ahead.
Curiously to none, women are afraid of nothing.
Women and their outrageously inflated confidence — it’s a bit like the eight year old who won the spelling bee for correctly guessing establishment.
Yes, we’re all very impressed, son; but you’ll still feel like a jackass if I pour this punch all over the front of your pants like you pissed yourself, won’t you. That’s life, kid. Best shut your fucking mouth and swallow that lump in your throat.
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Ahhhh…..another self-hating mangina steps up to the plate. But in this case, I don’t think it is truly a man.
Here are the reasons:
First Steve T’s claim’s of women getting pregnant without men. No logic in that point. A MAN’S SPERM IS STILL REQUIRED!! Though this type of illogical point could come out of a teenage girl.
Second reason he isn’t a man, is the name. I know women named Stevie, but never Steve. Having to point out you are a man, with a obvious masculine name, is something a woman would say. Men would never have to rehash such an obvious thing as gender, if the name clearly denotes it.
Honor, Worth, Justice, Freedom, Liberty, Equality,
What is the catalyst that has caused all these ideals to occur?
Men.
Strength and Honor
I dissagree!! Women give birth to us! We would not be here to bitch at them if they didnt exist! And don’t give me all that crap about “Women need men too,” cause they don’t! Women can now get pregnant without men! (which to me is the perfect scenario!!) LONG LIVE WOMEN!! I HATE MEN!! (And I am one!!!)
Is that why you are constantly criticising women and trying to convince them they’re eff ups?
I agree! Equal rights are merely the camouflage for the real truth that they want ALL THE RIGHTS. That’s the nature of the woman/beast hence the reason us MEN need to put them in their place. But that won’t happen. Every time a woman fucks up all she has to do is suck some dick and everything is all good. They know this and use it to get away with murder.
Exactly, Joeschmoe. Women think they can get away with murder, and are usually right.
Women will scream and punch and kick people and know she can get away with it. Even if there were reprcussions it would be slight.
I think Dick’s on to something. Since they’re crying for equality so much maybe we should give them a smack every once in a while. hopefully over time it’ll teach them to act responsibly…oh who am I kiddin’?
What an irresponsible title. Wonder how many intellectually challenged people are going to take you at your word. Maybe you could do a poll?
Well, it is really damn easy for women to have little or no fear……..when one has little or no consequences for their actions, why would you be afraid?