Want to Help Women? Punch One in the Face
Women have no fear of anything.
They have no fear of any shit breaking because some man will always fix it in a charming attempt to fuck them — which usually works. They have no fear of losing their jobs because they don’t ever support themselves anyway. Women are like shrieking monkeys jumping like silly jackasses from tree to tree in a forest of men with big burly arms and deep pockets.
Women especially have no fear of saying or doing anything stupid. You really want to do something for women? Next time you hear one acting stupid, just knock the shit out of her.
That would make a hell of an alibi too. After all, who would believe her?
“Defendant, you stand accused of striking this woman because she didn’t know the difference between her office key and her apartment key even though one has flowers and shit all over it. How do you plead?”
“Your honour…are you fucking serious? What kind of person would do that?”
The classic, “Are you fucking serious” defense. I’ve seen it a hundred times.
Let me step back for a moment before my manjo gets carried away with itself. I’m not saying that all men should go out and start beating women like they’re piñatas until cogent ideas start pouring out of their mouths like delicious candy. First of all, that would never work. Even with a gun to their heads, women can’t make any sense. Secondly, violence against women is uncivilized.
What I am suggesting is simply that women spew garbage out the mouth 27/7 because they have no internal filter of fear. That’s because fear is a very manly thing. Without fear, where does a man get his adrenaline to accomplish heroic man-feats of car lifting and lion fighting and tearing trees out by their roots? Redbull? I don’t fucking think so. Without fear would a man think to himself, “maybe I shouldn’t get herpes from this drunk skank”? The answer is no, he would not. That’s why so many women have STD’s and don’t even know it. Because they’re idiots.
Fear is a man’s life compass. Fear is Jiminy fucking Man-Cricket. The fear of looking like a jackass; the fear of getting kicked in the teeth for grabbing some seemingly unattended woman’s boob; fear is what keeps men drawing between the lines at all times and what keeps us preparing for rough weather ahead.
Curiously to none, women are afraid of nothing.
Women and their outrageously inflated confidence — it’s a bit like the eight year old who won the spelling bee for correctly guessing establishment.
Yes, we’re all very impressed, son; but you’ll still feel like a jackass if I pour this punch all over the front of your pants like you pissed yourself, won’t you. That’s life, kid. Best shut your fucking mouth and swallow that lump in your throat.
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I could say what it is but that might be considered funny, but racist.
WTF is a third world asexual freak?
Im wondering why Cansei De Ser Sexy is in the corner or the forums page…..
hmm. a pop girl band? well there is a man or two in it but …. wondering why a link to them is at the top of a page on menarebetterthanwomen.com?
Hey, where I come from we are taught not to bust a woman in the head at any time. Except…………..NOW women have this driving urge when they lose and argument to get physical.
Why? FUCKING JUSTICE SYSTEM> Now I am not even allowed to defend myself physically, and god FUCKING forbid EVERY SINGLE FEMALE on the planet earth (mostly just North America) KNOW this single piss poor fact.
So, fuck it. If I got to go down, I have the choice of getting my ass-whipped by a third rate, below average, punt-return bench warming bitch and going to jail for popping her in the eye?
Take your pick. A night in jail ain’t so bad. The satisfaction of being a man and not a goddam third world asexual freak lasts a LIFETIME.
fuck me this is funny
While I agree with you in principle, I cannot bring myself to hit a woman (no matter how bitchy) unless she is trying to kill or maim me (or if she goes after the family jewels).
Lmao. Yeah and Dick could be the new Witchfinder general!
The secret to this shit right here? RULE OF THUMB. It went away as soon as women got together and started holding off giving pussy out to not die.
As always, the weakest of men give in and the cycle started to kill the strong out.
Uncivilized my ass. 1000 years ago a woman would be killed for this hysterical bullshit that is around today. 100 years ago would get her an ass-beating the neighbors would bitch about for 2 days. 50 years ago MIGHT have gotten them ONE black eye and the “doorknob” excuse.
Sadly, today, they have no fear of MEN, that is for goddamn sure.
I don’t condone beating the living shit out of anyone, especially women.
EXCEPT FOR THIS ONE POINT: If a woman will stand UP to me like a man, then by god I will knock her the FUCK down like one. You touch me, I put your brain to sleep for a while. You can yell, scream like a child, and piss yourself from frustration, but where I live (thank you old timers) if a woman acts like a man in an argument, she WILL live to regret it.
Unfortunately, even this is going away (thanks to the new god Oprah).
With any luck, I will die before it gets worse. Probably not thanks to these fucking doctors. As a man, I should drink, eat like a fucking pig, and do as I please, intentionally fucking any female that will stand still until I die from over-usage of my penis. Or a heart attack, I could give a shit less which one.
Respect is GIVEN, not demanded. Once the weak understand this, life will be better. You demand respect? Beat my fucking ass to a pulp, after all, I am a goddam man, and will act like one. You, as a female, are NOT a man, so you best be on your game. You GET nothing unless you are willing to work for it bitch.
I fought in Desert Storm for this shit? Oh yeah, I forgot, 30 women are fighting over there versus the 1 million men this time around. Count your blessings sister, you are too lazy to do what I consider my DUTY. You have no fucking honor, it is NOT your place. If any of these boneheads could figure this out, life would be good.
I am built, designed, to hunt and kill. You are designed to pop out kids. You won’t fight hand to hand, that is because I will. You cry when the toast burns. I think about crying when they fuck up my cheeseburger, but then beat the shit out of the waiter instead.
I don’t have a period because I am supposed to be out doing shit. If I took a week off work every time I bled a little, they would rape my ass like a prisoner. You get sympathy every time you fart from some retard male who is too stupid to understand your game. Unfortunately for you, times are changing.
Fight Club. The pendulum is going back. You have a choice, take the weak males first, make it easy for me to not want your average ass for sex that you are not any good at anyway. Breed with him, that is fine. And when the time comes, your fucking weak old man won’t have the balls to fight, but I will. Remind me to not fight for you anymore.
Oh yeah, that’s right, men are doing that less and less, so when China invades, I will be more than happy to send them to your house, fuck, it isn’t like YOU will do anything right?
BE A FEMALE. KNOW YOUR PLACE. I KNOW my place. To kill, eat and fuck.
Yours is to make kids, and take care of shit I am no good at. If you cannot realize this, you are too fucking stupid to have kids, but unfortunately, you will.
Man has created the most awesome inventions ever seen in the last 100 years. Out of countless millions of ideas, how many FEMALES invented? Quite a few. Millions? No. Thousands? No. Hundreds? Yes.
How many of those great men had a true female standing behind them and helping the whole time. Probably 3/4’s of them. Without those women, the inventions are not there. KNOW YOUR FUCKING PLACE.
Your vagina does not create satellite television or nuclear weapons. BECAUSE of my penis, I will and do, just to blow shit up. WITH your help of course, but after dinner and sex. Don’t even try “but you came from your mom’s pussy”. No shit genius. Did my ma’s pussy also do basic astronomical navigation across all of the known world like the Phoenicians? No, that was the DUDES sailing the ship, creating the tools to do it.
But, here’s to Ma, at least she had me. And here’s to Dad, without him, Mom wouldn’t be able to do her job at all.
(And you better thank my ma for teaching me to not beat your ass like Muslims do, I am sorely fucking tempted from time to time)
Bring back witch burning!
What a dumas.
Besides having our babies for us.. Women do nothing more than cause trouble everywhere they go. Women should learn to respect men.
Come back when you learn this..
on second thought don’t come back.
Too true
Women beaters are better than women.
I bow to no creature.
Heh. I always thought that respect is earned.
None of which she has either so its pretty asinine for her to go on about it.
Yes. It demands consideration. And respect. It neither earns nor imposes neither. Both are for men to gratuitously invest.
i dont care who they said , he was speaking of women in general , i guess this site condones being a woman beater too, proud of that arent ya?
Idiota, learn to read;
READ! Nobody said that they were going to punch you.
being a female definitely demands respect. Just being born a female the male should respect the female and abide by her wishes. You all need to get your ass in order and bow to the female. Cherish the female.
try to punch me and DIE, youll be gone i promise
I’m confused !
I really thought all those oil rig companies and Bering Straight crabbing companies were a bunch of SEXIST PIGS for not allowing the women in their companies to make the big bucks !
You mean the road crews don’t MAKE those fat ass women hold the signs under those umbrellas while the men are digging in the ditches ? ? ?
I really have to reorganize my logic algorithms, THANKS :-) !