Want to Help Women? Punch One in the Face
Women have no fear of anything.
They have no fear of any shit breaking because some man will always fix it in a charming attempt to fuck them — which usually works. They have no fear of losing their jobs because they don’t ever support themselves anyway. Women are like shrieking monkeys jumping like silly jackasses from tree to tree in a forest of men with big burly arms and deep pockets.
Women especially have no fear of saying or doing anything stupid. You really want to do something for women? Next time you hear one acting stupid, just knock the shit out of her.
That would make a hell of an alibi too. After all, who would believe her?
“Defendant, you stand accused of striking this woman because she didn’t know the difference between her office key and her apartment key even though one has flowers and shit all over it. How do you plead?”
“Your honour…are you fucking serious? What kind of person would do that?”
The classic, “Are you fucking serious” defense. I’ve seen it a hundred times.
Let me step back for a moment before my manjo gets carried away with itself. I’m not saying that all men should go out and start beating women like they’re piñatas until cogent ideas start pouring out of their mouths like delicious candy. First of all, that would never work. Even with a gun to their heads, women can’t make any sense. Secondly, violence against women is uncivilized.
What I am suggesting is simply that women spew garbage out the mouth 27/7 because they have no internal filter of fear. That’s because fear is a very manly thing. Without fear, where does a man get his adrenaline to accomplish heroic man-feats of car lifting and lion fighting and tearing trees out by their roots? Redbull? I don’t fucking think so. Without fear would a man think to himself, “maybe I shouldn’t get herpes from this drunk skank”? The answer is no, he would not. That’s why so many women have STD’s and don’t even know it. Because they’re idiots.
Fear is a man’s life compass. Fear is Jiminy fucking Man-Cricket. The fear of looking like a jackass; the fear of getting kicked in the teeth for grabbing some seemingly unattended woman’s boob; fear is what keeps men drawing between the lines at all times and what keeps us preparing for rough weather ahead.
Curiously to none, women are afraid of nothing.
Women and their outrageously inflated confidence — it’s a bit like the eight year old who won the spelling bee for correctly guessing establishment.
Yes, we’re all very impressed, son; but you’ll still feel like a jackass if I pour this punch all over the front of your pants like you pissed yourself, won’t you. That’s life, kid. Best shut your fucking mouth and swallow that lump in your throat.
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How you going to do that? Ill put my cock in your mouth? comprende?
careful she might just bite that cock off :D
by the way i do have my stupid moments…of course while a sarcastic reply might be nicer instead of beating me senseless(highly exaggerated i know) at least itll lessen my stupid moments…then again my stupid moments make peoplel augh….like that time when i walked through the screen door….my boyfriend still is making fun of me for that
sigh…oh well
They just hate not having the pussy power over people, like when they come here to MABTW. It means they actually have to compete on merit.
That’s always going to be a problem.
Next chick to punch me in the arm is getting arrested for assault.
kl’s threats are as empty as her brain and Germaine Greer’s barren ovaries.
FUCK YOU ALL
your all such jerks
how dare you say such shit about women. Did you not have a mother?What did we ever do to you?
Have you never been in love with a women??? Would you say that to your sister? Please tell me you’re all joking because it is really rude and i truly hurt that people can think such things. I thought we got past this after women got rights. I am a women and I AM PROUD!
Nope your mad because men are better than women. My mother would never be a bitch. Women that know their place we have no problems with its that women dont anymore. Ya youl be proud to be a woman when i put stretch marks on your ass you little cunt.
Being a female means you give a man respect its all about us. We make the money, we got the dicks. You got the stinky pussy that we have to shuve our dick in when we feel the urge. Worthless.
How you going to do that? Ill put my cock in your mouth? comprende?
LOL@Goon! Welcome to the site!! I am an idiot! A Self contained, 100% pure Idiot! BUT, all the attention I am getting here is great!! What other site would quote what a complete idiot would say? LOL! I love it here! AND, the best part about i is you cannot get kicked out!! I am just here, like everybody else to have a laugh! Thats all this! A big joke! And so it shal remain! Anybody who takes this crap serioulsy is a porpoer idiot!!
Steve your an idiot, this is a movement that many men have made for mens rights and fairness. You couldnt be a more stupid cunt if i smacked the fucken shit outa you till you could only use 1 percent of your brain.
No you couldnt we could get rid of sperm banks bitch. Then what? You would be in deep shit. Ya cunt floss your teeth with my pubs!
At last, some sense. You see, I live in the third world, and asexual freaks are not tolerated here. In fact, there are persons from here who seek asylum (from persecution because of their ’sexual orientation’) in first world countries.
I was considering your statement, and realized, you are 100% correct.
I hereby retract third world, inserting first world, detract any statement concerning anything at all.
In reality, first world is correct considering only first world societies are supposedly “free” enough to allow for such anomalies, as the society in question (first) IS much weaker.
Again, Son is correct, and again I hereby say so out loud. He is a man, and he is right.
You mean a transexual?
Hadn’t thought of it in the physical, but yes, I guess that would be close enough for me. I was trying to say that irregardless of HOW you say it, if a man acts in thought and body like a female, he is neither. Asexual is the lack of, as Necro pointed out (and he is correct, again), but in a loose translation it is also doing neither, not only lacking both.
I guess I should specify Asexual as “Asexual PSYCHOLOGY” and not leave it just general. Sorry about that dudes.
I won’t even quote Stacey, she lacks anything and everything, including an argument and common sense. As always, insults beat logic according to women like her.
If that is the case, I should call my toaster that is not working, “You cocksucking motherFUCKER” instead of actually thinking about it and plugging in the electrical cord.
Ummmmm……..not to put too fine a point on this, but MEN voted to GIVE women the right to do anything at all. This is not only factual, but true, and not a fucked up philosophy of self-delusional men.
Women are banned from this site, Stacey. That includes mothers and sisters.
-Dick
FUCK YOU ALL
your all such jerks
how dare you say such shit about women. Did you not have a mother?What did we ever do to you?
Have you never been in love with a women??? Would you say that to your sister? Please tell me you’re all joking because it is really rude and i truly hurt that people can think such things. I thought we got past this after women got rights. I am a women and I AM PROUD!
“Take your pick. A night in jail ain’t so bad. The satisfaction of being a man and not a goddam third world asexual freak lasts a LIFETIME.”
Asexual freaks are actually first world only in places of decadence like the modern Western world.
There’s never been a “third world asexual”, because gayness is a disease of the affluent and castrated.
I figured it was something like that.
You mean a transexual?
True in the literal form, but it can be expanded to include a male acting as a female, while functioning as neither IS Asexual.
Actually being asexual meaning having no female or male traits. So nothing to distinquish if you’re male or female, or your neither.
Homosexuals could be considered asexual. They do not reproduce, their genitalia are non-conducive (I.E. “Swordfighting”) to do such a thing.
Asexual: Men who act like women. Men who act like anything BUT men. Asexual in and by acting as females, thereby neutralizing their effectiveness in the physiological/biological sense. Not a literal terming, they have cocks but don’t use them correctly.
Cock: The reason I am a man. The reason I reproduce. Use it as a hatholder, it still works the same. I use it correctly.
Homosexuals: Forgot what cock is used for
Females: Like homosexuals because they forgot how to use them correctly.
Males: Let me stick my cock in you, woman.
Asexual Men: I have a cock, I thought about using it, but am more rewarded by understanding more about females than wanking off like a monkey in the jungle. They KIND of know what to do, but not often enough.
I could say what it is but that might be considered funny, but racist.