Kovacs said:

It’s interesting that women always imply that your value as a man is based upon your ability to get laid, get a girlfriend, etc. They think that this is the ultimate insult they can deliver to a man. And to them, it is the ultimate insult because they all believe that their vaginas are a prize. Comments like What the Fuck’s tell us more about a woman’s world view and what women base THEIR OWN value on than what it says about men. Men get their sense of value from what they accomplish. Women do not understand this.

POST OF THE DAY, KOVACS!!! 100% ACCURATE!!

This is coming from a fellow Hungarian.

It’s only a loss of man points if you text a female
Exception being if you text a bitch to tell her to give you a mouth hug

What the Fuck said:

Men are better than women?? Isn’t that a laughing matter.

Men can’t or aren’t able to do half the things a women could.
Most men are a pathetic waste of air.
You’re probably just angry because a women could get laid by another women faster than you could get her number
You remember you ignorant, narrow minded, should’ve been swallowed spermie, that if it wasn’t for a women your small dicked self wouldn’t be here.

So tell me what couldn’t a women do?

Spray semen all over your face, and make a good argument.

ROFL

What the Fuck said:

Men are better than women?? Isn’t that a laughing matter.

Men can’t or aren’t able to do half the things a women could.
Most men are a pathetic waste of air.
You’re probably just angry because a women could get laid by another women faster than you could get her number
You remember you ignorant, narrow minded, should’ve been swallowed spermie, that if it wasn’t for a women your small dicked self wouldn’t be here.

So tell me what couldn’t a women do?

Not being a cunt, for one. Seems like you can’t quite grasp that yet.

Him: the entire office staff at XXXXXXX, inc. just got fired.
Me: Did Shannon know it was coming?
Him: Nope.
Me: What’s her husband got to say?
Him: He’s ok with it, for now.
Me: Incredibly weak. You gonna make it home by wednesday?
Him: No, I’ve asked Joe to swing by and take care of the animals tuesday night.
Me: Ok, thanks. Cheers!

three topics covered, useful information passed, and a difficulty overcome (I was in a high noise area and couldn’t ‘talk’ per se)

Tell me that isn’t manly.

I have no idea what half of those abbreviations mean.

I do confess to often making spelling and punctuation errors, this is for the purposes of time saving. I type things quickly, how I think them, and see no point in reviewing what someone will clearly understand anyway. After all, this is an informal environment. I wouldn’t spell things incorrectly on a cv as much as you would say “cunt” in an interview.

Why would I waste my time correcting everything I type, after all, there is all that washing to be done, that cock to be sucked, that hoovering to do, right?

You know when you are winning an argument when the only responses fathomed are “you spelt that word wrong”.

yeah, wow, coz that was the fucking point! They have clearly understood it. Really they have no come back and this was the best they could fathom. What is next?your dad is bigger than my dad?

GIWIWAS = God, I Wish I Was A Stripper.

brilliant!

And the phrase “LOL” is inaccurate anyways. Seriously, when people type that, are they really laughing out loud? No. They never are. That’s why I use “FLOL”. Fake LOL. Luckily, I don’t need to use it often, but there are times where a sarcastic, cryptic response is sorely needed.

thegoochtastic said:

What the Fuck said:

Men are better than women?? Isn’t that a laughing matter.

Men can’t or aren’t able to do half the things a women could.

You remember you ignorant, narrow minded, should’ve been swallowed spermie, that if it wasn’t for a women your small dicked self wouldn’t be here.

Item one: Women can’t use correct grammar. (See first bold item.)

Item two: Women can’t be decent. Women can’t respect other women. You called Dick’s mother a whore by implying she’s a cum guzzling slut. (Reference bold item number two.)

I almost forgot. You also should have made correct grammatical use of punctuation in your ever so original adjectives. Your hate post, done properly, should have read “narrow-minded, should’ve-been-swallowed, and small-dicked.”

What the Fuck said:

Men are better than women?? Isn’t that a laughing matter.

Men can’t or aren’t able to do half the things a women could.

You remember you ignorant, narrow minded, should’ve been swallowed spermie, that if it wasn’t for a women your small dicked self wouldn’t be here.

Item one: Women can’t use correct grammar. (See first bold item.)

Item two: Women can’t be decent. Women can’t respect other women. You called Dick’s mother a whore by implying she’s a cum guzzling slut. (Reference bold item number two.)

Tell me that fuckin’ shit isn’t Man-Brilliant in nature.

I use instant messaging to bang chicks, what it was MEANT for, which is what the entire Internet was meant for, not for fucking defense satellites and foreign country intel, BUT FOR THE RAPID LAYS AND KICK-ASS PORN MEN REQUIRE AT HIGH SPEED!

What the Fuck said:

Men are better than women?? Isn’t that a laughing matter.

Men can’t or aren’t able to do half the things a women could.
Most men are a pathetic waste of air.
You’re probably just angry because a women could get laid by another women faster than you could get her number
You remember you ignorant, narrow minded, should’ve been swallowed spermie, that if it wasn’t for a women your small dicked self wouldn’t be here.

So tell me what couldn’t a women do?

The Laws of Women strike again.

Here’s what women can’t do: Shut the fuck up.

What the Fuck said:

Men can’t or aren’t able to do half the things a women could.
Most men are a pathetic waste of air.

So tell me what couldn’t a women do?

A woman couldn’t fuck off my site.

-Dick

Men can’t or aren’t able to do half the things a women could.
Most men are a pathetic waste of air.
You’re probably just angry because a women could get laid by another women faster than you could get her number
You remember you ignorant, narrow minded, should’ve been swallowed spermie, that if it wasn’t for a women your small dicked self wouldn’t be here.

So tell me what couldn’t a women do?

Necroswordsman said:
I think it’s manly to use instant messengers. It’s quicker, efficient, and more satisfying to feel a bitch cry in real time.

Exactly. You (usually) don’t have to repeat yourself with a text. Plus it’s good for addresses and forwarded phone numbers.