Weddings are Golden Toilets…Flush
Is it any surprise to no one that a woman’s second favorite past-time: having a wedding, is a huge waste of time and money?
It sure is.
Or it sure isn’t. I’m not really sure how to answer that question, so I’ll just say it. Weddings are a complete waste of time and money and are the stupidest thing that a new couple can do.
Let me give a hypothetical situation that may or may not have happened six thousand, five hundred times a day every day this year — in America alone.
Johnny Everyman (twenty-five years old with a degree in Business and Economics and a summer job selling kitchen knives) is going to enter into a bond of legal matrimony with Jill Princess-Complex (twenty-two with a degree in Art History and who has never had a job that earned more than minimum wage in her life). Sound familiar? You bet it does.
Is this new couple going to:
A) Put a down payment on a house with their savings and token gifts from family members and friends.
B) Elope for like a hundred bucks to beautiful and romantic Downtown Courthouse.
C) Have an extravaganzic gala that will drain their bank accounts, stock their kitchen with glitzy, over-priced wares from Eddie Bauer, and leave every moment in their relationship from that point on to lurk in the shadows of lost potential.
That’s why men think weddings are stupid. Because we’re better than women at starting a family and laying the foundations for a healthy relationship with a significant other. Call us all softies for it if you want, but it’s completely true.
Here’s fact that may surprise you in a fun way. Even on women’s home turf: weddings, men can run circles around them. For instance — you might want to step back for this one — how many women do you think know the 6 C’s of diamonds, the main ingredient to any engagement ring? As a man, I can just rattle them right off the top of my head and for all you know I’m not even married.
Cut
Clarity
Color
Certification
Carat
And of course the sixth C is the one wearing it.
The bottom line is that calling a comb “Indestructible” doesn’t make it so. It’s still just a plastic piece of shit that isn’t worth the paper it’s printed on.
Next time you’re going to get married men, just think about it like this: Don’t.
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A man should not depend on a wimmin for anything.As for as possible
avoid depending on the wimmin except the basics.
Depending on a wimmin makes a man vulnerable to wimmin’s manipulation & control………
gives a wimmin enough room to manipulate & control a man to her advantage.
So guys………………
BOTTOMLINE………..except for sex, babies & making sammiches don’t
depend on a wimmin for anything else….if you want mental peace &
sanity.
MOOT POINT: Never depend on wimmin to bring home the bacon…
What a wimmin wants???……………….
A wimmin wants a man who can be manipulated & controlled to
cater/pander to a wimmin’s whims fancies & desires & if the man shows
reluctance or fails to oblige………….the bitch…….oops her highness/
the wannabe princess suffering from a deluded sense of self entitlement
& privileges has every right to become nasty,scornful,spiteful & sarcastic & if possible violent………………..& expects the man to bear
all this with humor & good spirit just becoz………..he is a MAN after all.
MY TAKE ON FEMINISM & HOW YOU SHOULD DEAL WITH WIMMIN OF
TODAY:
THE LAWS OF THE LAND HAVE EMPOWERED TODAY’S WIMMIN TO
SUCH A RIDICULOUS EXTENT THAT IT VIRTUALLY GIVES THEM A
LICENSE TO ABUSE THEM & GET AWAY WITH IT TO THE DETRIMENT
OF A MAN & HIS INTERESTS……………..
THE ONLY WAY TO KICK THEIR PRIVILEGED ASSES IS TO TAKE THE
HELP OF THESE LAWS & MANIPULATE THEM TO YOUR ADVANTAGE…..
DO THE SAME THING TO THEM WHAT THEY DO TO YOU……….
WHENEVER YOU GET INTO A RELATIONSHIP WITH A WIMMIN OF
SOME SORTS……………ASK THE BITCH TO SIGN SOME KIND OF
CONTRACTUAL AGREEMENT THAT HAS SOME KIND OF LEGAL VALIDITY………IT MIGHT BE POSSIBLE THAT YOU HAVE TO FACE
A HARROWING TIME WITH ATTORNEY……………BUT IT WILL ENSURE
AT LEAST WHEN YOU TOUCH AN ALL TIME LOW IN RELATIONSHIP OR
IT COMES TO CRUNCH…………YOU ARE ON TOP OF THE SITUATION
& THE FUCKING SCHEMING BITCH CANNOT MANIPULATE THE
SITUATION OR THE MAN CONCERNED & GET AWAY WITH IT……..
IT SHOULD ALSO ENSURE THAT YOUR BITCH WIMMIN EXERCISES A
CERTAIN DEGREE OF RESTRAINT ON HER ACTIONS,ATTITUDE &
MOODY BEHAVIOR & THE STUPID BITCH CANNOT USE MONTHLY
HORMONAL IMBALANCES AS AS EXCUSE TO DO WHATEVER THE
BITCH THINKS IS OK………..
IT SHOULD ALSO ENSURE THAT THE BITCH DOES NOT USE
CONSENSUAL SEX AS A MEANS TO FILE A FALSE CASE OF RAPE,
MOLESTATION,PHYSICAL HARASSMENT,SEXUAL ABUSE/ASSAULT
WHILE ALL THE WHILE PRETENDING TO BE AN INNOCENT VICTIM
BUT ALL THE WHILE SECRETLY USING THE LAWS OF THE LAND TO
SEND YOU TO PRISON TERM TO SETTLE HER OLD GRUDGES OR JUST
BECOZ SHE COULD NOT GET WHAT THE (FUCKING BITCH) WANTED
FROM THE RELATIONSHIP…………SO THE FUCKING WHORE FELT
USED & EXPLOITED & HENCE HAD TO FILE A FALSE CASE TO SETTLE
THE ACCOUNTS……………
REMEMBER GUYS, ONCE YOU END UP IN PRISON & EVEN THOUGH YOU
COME CLEAN IN THE END………..YOU LOSE YOUR JOB & YOUR MENTAL
BALANCE & EVEN TRIPS TO PSYCHIATRIST WON’T HELP YOU………
ALSO AS FAR AS POSSIBLE TRY TO PLUG THE LOOPHOLES IN THE
AGREEMENT SO THAT THE BITCH DOES NOT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IT.
NEVER ACCEPT WHATEVER A BITCH SAYS AT FACE VALUE………
LET HER PROVE HERSELF THROUGH ACTION & DEEDS……………….
REMEMBER WE LOVE THE DOGS……..(SORRY BITCH PAYBACK TIME)
BUT WITHOUT TEETH(FANGS)…………..
REMEMBER THE LAWS PROVIDE THEM WITH TEETH………….TO BE
A TOTAL REPULSIVE VULGAR NAUSEATING BITCH………….
& IT IS OUR DUTY TO REMOVE THOSE TEETH AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE
MAKE THEM GOOD DISCIPLINED WIMMIN & SUBSERVIENT /SUBMIT
TO MEN………..
OTHERS ARE WELCOME TO JOIN & SHARE THEIR THOUGHTS……….
HOW TO DEAL WITH MODERN DAY FEMINIST BITCH WIMMIN……..
FLEETING THOUGHT: GETTING A PROFESSIONAL WHORE/HOOKER
FOR NIGHT SAVES ALL THE MENTAL TRAUMA/HEADACHE & PROVIDES
VALUE FOR MONEY……………….
IF YOUR BITCH WIMMIN REFUSES TO SIGN ON THE DOTTED
LINE……………..THEN THE CHOICE IS EITHER YOU HAVE TO
DUMP HER OR ACCEPT HER……….AT A GREAT COST & RISK TO YOUR NORMAL WELL BEING.
MY HONEST OPINION ………..TRUSTING A WIMMIN BLINDLY
IS FOOL HARDY. NO WIMMIN STARTS AS A BITCH……….
THEY ALL ACT SMART & GOODY GOODY BUT ALLOW THEM
A LITTLE LEEWAY & THEY BECOME A REPULSIVE NAUSEATING
BITCH IN NO TIME…………..
ITS BETTER TO TRUST PROFESSIONAL WHORES/HOOKERS
WHO KNOW THEIR JOB RATHER THEN PUTTING YOUR TRUST
IN A CONNIVING SCHEMING SKANK / BITCH WHO GIVEN
HALF A CHANCE WILL SKIM/CREAM YOU OFF FOR GOOD…….
ONCE FOR ALL……….
CONTRACTUAL AGREEMENT SHOULD DEFINE THE KEY POINTS……
1.WHAT YOU FIND IN A WIMMIN ACCEPTABLE OR NOT
ACCEPTABLE??…………
2. WHAT YOU FIND IN A WIMMIN TOLERABLE OR NOT
TOLERABLE??…………
3. WHAT YOU FIND IN A WIMMIN PERMISSIBLE OR NOT
PERMISSIBLE??…………
4. WHAT ARE THE THINGS IN A WIMMIN YOU FIND
OBJECTIONABLE??……….
I DELIBERATELY MADE IT ONE SIDED SO THAT THE MODERN
DAY BITCH WIMMIN INSTEAD OF ALWAYS FINDING FAULT
WITH THE GUYS………SHOULD LOOK THEMSELVES IN THE
MIRROR ONCE & FIND OUT WHERE THEY ARE GOING WRONG.
………….TRY TO RECTIFY THEMSELVES FIRST & THEN POINT
FINGERS AT OTHERS………
THE AGREEMENT SHOULD ALWAYS HAVE PROVISIONS FOR
TERMINATING/DISSOLVING THE RELATIONSHIP ON MUTUALLY
ACCEPTABLE TERMS & MOST IMPORTANT OF THEM ALL………..
THE PROVISIONS SHOULD DENY/PREVENT THE WIMMIN THE CHANCE TO CHEAT EXPLOIT & TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MEN
IF THINGS DO NOT GO AS PER THEIR WRETCHED PLAN/SCHEME……………………….
THE PROVISIONS SHOULD DENY/PREVENT THE WIMMIN THE CHANCE TO CHEAT EXPLOIT & TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MEN
IF THINGS DO NOT GO AS PER THEIR WRETCHED PLAN/SCHEME……………………….
THE PROVISIONS SHOULD DENY/PREVENT THE WIMMIN THE CHANCE TO CHEAT EXPLOIT & TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MEN
IF THINGS DO NOT GO AS PER THEIR WRETCHED PLAN/SCHEME……………………….
THE PROVISIONS SHOULD DENY/PREVENT THE WIMMIN THE CHANCE TO CHEAT EXPLOIT & TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MEN
IF THINGS DO NOT GO AS PER THEIR WRETCHED PLAN/SCHEME……………………….
Dear Brothers I have posted before that I have no problems with cunts in my personal life, I can have cunts when I want to based on my wants and not needs because I have spiritually mastered myself.
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I am fighting for you brothers! From the beginning of time everything we have is gives to us by men! And I will honour them! FOCUS on the 82,030,659 CUNTS WHO WANT TO ERADICATE US FROM THE WORLD! THIS INFORMATION IS PRECISELY ACCURATE FOR THE DAY! http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=89815961320
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I’ve also heard the comment from a woman about me being old and having a heart attack and no one’s around. My response: LifeAlert pendant.
Men I urge you do not get married if you plan on being happy with your life. If you wish to get married, be prepared to spend your hard earned cash on unnecessary expenses (bon bons, clothes, purses, shoes, increased car and health insurance, plastic surgery, and a larger more expensive house and have to get new furniture when she gets tired of it, plus more.)
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