Weddings are Golden Toilets…Flush

Is it any surprise to no one that a woman’s second favorite past-time: having a wedding, is a huge waste of time and money?

It sure is.

Or it sure isn’t. I’m not really sure how to answer that question, so I’ll just say it. Weddings are a complete waste of time and money and are the stupidest thing that a new couple can do.

Let me give a hypothetical situation that may or may not have happened six thousand, five hundred times a day every day this year — in America alone.

Johnny Everyman (twenty-five years old with a degree in Business and Economics and a summer job selling kitchen knives) is going to enter into a bond of legal matrimony with Jill Princess-Complex (twenty-two with a degree in Art History and who has never had a job that earned more than minimum wage in her life). Sound familiar? You bet it does.

Is this new couple going to:

A) Put a down payment on a house with their savings and token gifts from family members and friends.
B) Elope for like a hundred bucks to beautiful and romantic Downtown Courthouse.
C) Have an extravaganzic gala that will drain their bank accounts, stock their kitchen with glitzy, over-priced wares from Eddie Bauer, and leave every moment in their relationship from that point on to lurk in the shadows of lost potential.

That’s why men think weddings are stupid. Because we’re better than women at starting a family and laying the foundations for a healthy relationship with a significant other. Call us all softies for it if you want, but it’s completely true.

Here’s fact that may surprise you in a fun way. Even on women’s home turf: weddings, men can run circles around them. For instance — you might want to step back for this one — how many women do you think know the 6 C’s of diamonds, the main ingredient to any engagement ring? As a man, I can just rattle them right off the top of my head and for all you know I’m not even married.

Cut
Clarity
Color
Certification
Carat

And of course the sixth C is the one wearing it.

The bottom line is that calling a comb “Indestructible” doesn’t make it so. It’s still just a plastic piece of shit that isn’t worth the paper it’s printed on.

Next time you’re going to get married men, just think about it like this: Don’t.

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356 Responses to “Weddings are Golden Toilets…Flush”

  1. Jose114 Says:

    Marriage is a $$$ jackpot for women: find an educated man with a future, marry him, rent him for a few years while the cash rolls in, get fat and obnoxious, ask for a divorce, take him for everything he has, lose weight and look for the next victim. If he’s unlucky enough to have had kids with her, the feminist court system will force him to pay child support for 18yrs - the money of course will not go to his kids(which he will never get to see anyway and don’t even know if they’re really his but it doesn’t matter anyway since the feminist court system doesn’t care if the whore had group sex with your friends and its not even your kid), but to buy her greedy, narcissitic ass clothes/jewelry and other crap she’ll use to lure in the next victim.

    And the greedy little sluts look so happy on wedding day - they know they’ve hit the lotto.

    Men of all religions, races and poliitical affiliations across the Western world - Wake up!!! Marriage was only a fair arrangement when women had respect for men. The feminists have co-opted marriage and turned it into an extortion scheme. It is now time for us to abandon marriage until it can be redefined on more fair terms. For now, have as much sex with as many sluts as possible. If you find a nice traditional girl, stay at her house a few nights a week, and have her stay a few nights at yours. You don’t want to move in with her, as the feminist court system has already thought of that and will treat it as marriage.

  2. Andy Says:

    What amazing inaccuracies you have just spouted about divorce, welfare, and the court system, Jose114. What’s it like to know so little about something you think you know so much about?

  3. The Geezer Says:

    Huh? Andy, take your head out, dude! Or more likely dudette.

    Jose114’s analysis bespeaks the pinnacle of clarity, and the richness of telling it like it is.

    Geezer

    Edit from Dick
    While sending an email to me, “Andy� accidentally disclosed that she is really Megan Strobel.

    Geezer, way to use your man-instincts.

  4. Max Says:

    Hmm.. Seems a bit odd that you are commenting on the validity of marriage when you’ve never been married yourself.

    Anyway, aside from that lack of experience..

    If woman have an ability to manipulate men into doing this for their own benefit then how does that make them inferior exactly?

    Oh and Jose114, concerning the ‘greedy sluts’ who steal money from unsuspecting dullards such as yourself, maybe you shouldn’t go and marry those high class whores eh? It’s okay, everyone makes a mistake now and then.

  5. brewer Says:

    “Seems a bit odd that you are commenting on the validity of marriage when you’ve never been married yourself.”

    Max needs to pay more attention:

    “…and for all you know I’m not even married.”

    Perhaps his man-brain was not engaged.

  6. Max Says:

    haha… well yes you’re right I misintepreted that. Although I wonder what the purpose of the ambiguity is.

  7. Esther Says:

    Ambiguity needs no justification. It’s a narrative tool, used in this case to enhance the underlying point. Speaking of story-telling, I think it appropriate to comment on the painful process of hearing a woman narrate (often in tedious detail) the activities and events of their day. This is potentially the most difficult feature of women to endure, aside from their incessant pissing and moaning, misplaced self-righteousness, and unabiding sense that the world owes them some huge favor simply because they were born with tits and a vagina.

  8. Nicole Says:

    Dick, if men don’t want to get married they shouldn’t be stupid enough to pop the question, or to say yes when she does.

    And Jose114, if these men were smart enough to make all this money, surely they would be able to spot a gold digger when they saw one.

    To sum up, you can always make more money, but you’re only ever going to get married once, shouldn’t it be special?

  9. Dick Masterson Says:

    Nicole, in the man-world, what I like to call the real world, we have a little thing called numbers, math, and statistics.

    You might want to look into that before saying something as embarrassing as “you’re only ever going to get married once”.

    Grow up, dear. And don’t read today’s article with Sugar Plum Fairies in the title. It’s not actually about your little imaginary friends.

    -Dick

  10. Nicole Says:

    My comment “you’re only ever going to get married onceâ€? was referring to the two same people, as very few divorced people will decide to remarry the same person. If you failed to see my obvious point you’re even slower than I thought.

    If you have nothing of substance to say in relation to my post then I suggest to say nothing at all. Didn’t you’re mother ever teach you that?

  11. Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr Says:

    http://www.dontmarry.com

    http://www.nomarriage.com

    http://www.perkel.com/pbl/married/index.htm

    http://www.ifeminists.net/introduction/editorials/2003/0812.html

    http://www.ejfi.org/Civilization/Civilization-9.htm

  12. Dan Says:

    Good links doctor.

  13. alen Says:

    Yes, very good links.
    Thanks for sharing them.

  14. Undergroundpatriot Says:

    Women always enjoy squandering something they did not work for or earn. Especially American women, talk about a bunch of useless retarded mindless cunts.

    Feminists ? Nothing feminine about them !

  15. Female Says:

    Excellent links.
    I agree, marriage is a cultural institution, so at odds with today’s cultural norms, that is is destined to fail at least once, if not more.

    The perfect set-up would be each woman being allowed to have as many husbands as she wanted. That way, childcare would be affordable, as would cleaners etc and if the men wanted to have extramarital affairs, that would be perfectly acceptable, considering the wife, obviously wouldn’t be available to every husband on any given night. All the bullshit angst and paranoia associated with wondering if hubby was cheating would simply disappear.

    Besides, this notion that there is only one person for each person is absolute rubbish. I have fallen in love numerous times and could easily have 12 husbands by now.

    You know this makes sense.

    Until the bigamy laws change, I won’t be marrying. Most of my female friends are unmarried and have no plans whatsoever for it. We all have mortgages though, which really, is far more important. How old are we? age range is 28 - 31.

    Of friends who are married, one is now onto her second marriage, which I believe she entered purely for financial security and convenience and the desire to have another child. The other’s marriage was a childhood sweetheart thing (now in their early thirties) and wouldn’t you know it, they decided it would be a good idea about 5 years ago to wifeswap with their closest friends. How’s that marriage now? You don’t want to know.

    Besides all that, the amount of married men I have had come onto me is beyond a joke. Evolution and biology are clearly against men on the fidelity factor.

    Are my parent’s divorced? You bet your sweet ass they are.

  16. Oldone Says:

    Female said “I agree, marriage is a cultural institution, so at odds with today’s cultural norms, that is is destined to fail at least once, if not more”

    Ever the optimist are you not. The reason why marriage fails is because women do not know their proper roles.

  17. Female Says:

    Look geezer, I can understand biology and evolution determined the roles of woman as domesticator and man as provider, however, in today’s western world, the cost of living means the role of domesticator for women is no longer soley appropriate. The cost of having normal, educated, children necessitates a COMBINED, DOUBLE INCOME. Ergo, the mother/wife is going to have to work. The role of mother has therefore changed to also include the role of provider. Ergo, exhaustion, ergo, sexual libido disappears.

    This is so simple to understand and you men can’t get it through your think heads. You’d much rather blame it on some made up female personality trait like selfishness. Females don’t have the patent on that though, cause if they did, then evolution-wise, the roles would have been reversed from day 1.

    Use your brain for once.

  18. Oldone Says:

    Female, how typical of you women, to crave all things that men have, then complain when you get them.

  19. Arielle Says:

    The reason that a double income seems necessary is because men’s wages decreased when women entered the work-force. Prior to the intrusion of feminism, men’s wages had actually been calculated based on whether or not they had a family to provide for.

    Even then, a family can live on one income and produce healthy, intelligent, educated children. It’s all a matter of priorities.

  20. Female Says:

    Arielle, I don’t want to have a debate with you about this, as like you, I much prefer it when we don’t speak to each other, however there are a couple of things I must ask you to consider.

    Firstly, are you suggesting that in order to get male wages back to the level they once were, that women should just do a mass exodus from the workplace? Although you are right in your point, I honestly don’t see the point of bringing it up because it contributes nothing whatsoever to the discussion. It doesn’t address the point of what I was saying and it offers no realistic solution. Also, you seem to be blaming the decrease in men’s wages on women. This is absolutely ridiculous. Blame the war that required women to enter the workplace. Blame the owners of the business (the men) who thought they could get away with ripping women off by paying them less, which then affected the male wage later on.

    Your point makes me question whether you are in fact a woman because I’ve never met one so down on her own sex before. I feel rather sorry for you.

    Secondly, what country are you in? Where I live you’ll need minimum of $700,000 to own a house, and it will be a piece of shit, requiring massive renovations simply to make it liveable. Average white collar wage is around the $50,000 mark before tax. After tax, your looking at $32,000 in the hand each year. A combined wage is therefore, fucking essential, unless you want to live a 2 hr commute from the city each way, every day, and never get to see your family. So sure, you can prioritise all you like, but at the end of the day if you aren’t around to spend time with your family, it’s all going to go to hell in a handbasket, which will of course, affect your children’s intelligence and how much they get out of their school classes.

  21. Dick Masterson Says:

    Female, you are completely wrong.

    -Dick

  22. Female Says:

    my god, you’ve got a good case of ‘delusions of grandeur’ dick. Why don’t you support your all knowing statements with a few points to back them up?

  23. Dick Masterson Says:

    A woman asking for points? That’s like a snake asking for a pair of suspenders.

    -Dick

  24. Female Says:

    my advice is to get your dosage upped.

  25. Arielle Says:

    I live in America. If I lived in a place with such a high cost of living, I would definitely ask my husband to move to another location. If he were unwilling, I would try to find work that could be done from my home so that I could still stay home with my children. Where there is a will, there is a way.

    Western nations have grown so used to luxury and privilege that we have a false belief that certain things are necessities, when in fact they are not.

    I don’t know why you think I’m going to be insulted by implying that I must be a man. You may as well call me a chocolate, or a computer, or something else that I like and enjoy.

  26. Female Says:

    You say you like men, but you aren’t doing them any favours whatsoever by buying into their illfounded beliefs, or do you agree that all women are cheating whores? Do you agree with every story Dick posts which totally writes off the female sex? What is wrong with you?

    Believe it or not, I am not a feminist. I have never read a piece of feminist literature in my life. The reason is because I don’t feel oppressed. I am a modern woman and I agree that if western men can’t handle us, then sure, they should go to a less educated nation and find themselves a wife. I have no problem with that at all. What I have a problem with is the totally derogatory remarks Dick and other men make on this site about women. The more intelligent men who post here and read their comments can probably tell when most of it is exagerrated and a piss-take, but like that fool I’ve just wasted my time arguing with, many rednecks will get on here and swallow it whole. They’ll even think that if other men hate women, then they must be perfectly justified in also hating them and then going out and treating some women to their frustrated wrath.

    You are an incredibly foolish and irresponsible person, regardless of your sex, to be showing support for hate mongering.

  27. Dick Masterson Says:

    Wait a minute. So are Arielle and I the same person or have you recanted on that, Female?

    Before you say which, why don’t you give her blog, which I would have been posting on since January, a look. Then just keep your fucking opinion to yourself, you dozy mule.

    -Dick

  28. Arielle Says:

    I thought I had already mentioned that I did not agree with everything Mr. Masterson has written. I see no need to tell him when I disagree, though. It is his site and he says what he pleases.

    Any man that mistreats a woman is going to do so regardless of what Mr. Masterson, or myself, or anyone else, says on this site. I’ve yet to see Mr. Masterson advocating violence towards women. Perhaps you could point out any instances I might have missed?

  29. Female Says:

    Have I hit a nerve Dick? I would be more than happy to peruse her blog, for a laugh, if nothing more. What is the url?

  30. Dick Masterson Says:

    It’s right on her name, dumb shit. It’s called a hyperlink. It’s one of the many ways that you can get the fuck off my site.

    -Dick

  31. Female Says:

    Arielle said:
    Any man that mistreats a woman is going to do so regardless of what Mr. Masterson, or myself, or anyone else, says on this site. I’ve yet to see Mr. Masterson advocating violence towards women. Perhaps you could point out any instances I might have missed?

    There is no need to deliberately misinterpret my post. I did not say that Dick has advocated violence towards women, is it too much for your brain to imagine a link between a disenfranchised young male reading this site and a possible connection to a later unfortunate interaction involving a female?

    You are a complete and utter selfish bitch. Of that, I have no doubt. Don’t post a direct comment to me again because I will only ignore it.

  32. Arielle Says:

    Feel free to ignore this, but if you decide to try to stir up trouble at my site I will simply ban you from commenting. Mr. Masterson is more lenient than I am.

  33. Female Says:

    Arielle, this will be my last post to you. The content of your dreams is disturbing. I am saying this from a professional’s perspective. Do yourself a favour and see someone about what is going on your world. Seriously.

  34. Undergroundpatriot Says:

    Female, why are you a crusty miserable spinster old maid ? Did Gloria Steinem and Oprah Winfrey do that to you through brainwashing ? Or are you a natural born asshole ?

  35. Dick Masterson Says:

    Female said:

    Arielle, this will be my last post to you.

    Female’s threats are as empty as her mind and her morals. She’s got no decency or self respect. She is nothing but a true representative of her gender.

    -Dick

  36. Undergroundpatriot Says:

    Ha ha, good one Dick :)

  37. Female Says:

    Dick Masterson said:

    Wait a minute. So are Arielle and I the same person or have you recanted on that, Female?

    Not the same person, but you’re probably married, explains why you’re so down on women and she’s so down on herself (if I was married to you, I’d feel the same).

    On the other hand, you could also be wolfe, stranger things have occurred.

  38. Dick Masterson Says:

    Female, you are completely fucking retarded with the quoting button.

    -Dick

  39. Undergroundpatriot Says:

    Marriage is for fools, just ask Donald Trump or any other western man that has lost alot of $$$ to some tramp ass floozy ! DON’T get married to a western woman, or at least without a rock bottom prenup, so the bottom feeder gets nothing if she takes off. Or you get tired of living with some bimboslut like female.

    I like how they do it in India, the man gets a dowry to marry the bitch :) That’s the way it should be in America too, God damn em to hell.

    My ex did the same thing to me, took my kids and tried to take all I had worked for too. I showed the bitch though, I moved all my assets offshore into un-numbered accounts in Grand Cayman, and then I gave away all my material posessions to my buddies.

    The judge gave the worthless cunt one thing in court, and it wasn’t money - DISMISSED :) Ha ha ha, use your brain and NOT your heart fellas, those tramps will lose every time, FACT…

  40. Dick Masterson Says:

    I’ve been trying to start a list of helpful divorce tips here, UP. You might be interested.

    Man Forums

    -Dick

  41. wolfe Says:

    Female said:

    On the other hand, you [Dick]could also be wolfe, stranger things have occurred.

    So Dick is wolfe or Arielle is Dick or Arielle is wolfe. OK…

    How are those meds working out for you, Female?

  42. Female Says:

    You’re all from the same hive.
    I don’t recommend the use of psychopharmacological treatment unless there is no other option. In all three of your cases, no other option exists.

  43. Undergroundpatriot Says:

    No one cares what you think Prozac Nation, not even your shrink :)

  44. Female Says:

    Don’t have a shrink, know quite a few of them on a professional basis though, and we all agree, you need help. Quite a lot of it. Now, if no one cares what I have to say, least of all you, why don’t you prove it and stop posting comments to me?

  45. Undergroundpatriot Says:

    Sure you don’t, that’s why almost all of your references are to taking meds. You don’t lie too good, of course like most feminists you are only good at wreaking havoc on your host nations.

    You are only interested in mooching and value destruction, not carrying your own weight. That’s for damn sure. I wish you were a White Male locked up in jail because you didn’t pay your ex “wife” her extortion money for child support.

    More than a few of my friends have suffered such a fate at the hands of women like you female, ill-gotten gains is all your sort knows about life.

    The perfect zeros you all are. Times are a changing though, notice how Bill and Shitlery are not in office any longer ? Or John Kerry ?

    People are tired of your unconstitutional liberal programs that are destroying the backbone of America, America’s White Males designed and built this country into what it is today.

    Feminists and their AA pals were nowhere to be seen, but you sure are playing the crying game now, lets see how far it gets you though :)

  46. Female Says:

    John Kerry should be your President, but your country doesn’t vote based on merit. Your US chatshows have rotted the minds of the masses, and in response to Arielle’s comment about whether I knew where Florida was, yes I do happen to know. A collegue returned from New Orleans 2 weeks prior to the destruction, when I asked her what it was like, she was visibly upset at the degree of poverty there. It is no wonder Bush left them to die than launch a real rescue. And not that I should advertise this, but I donated a substantial amount of my own money to your red cross to help the rescue effort. What did you do, I wonder?

  47. Undergroundpatriot Says:

    Not a God damned thing. Most of the Whites had already left New Orleans days before the hurricane arrived. The ones who were left behind(with the exception of the disabled or the elderly) deserved to be left there to wade around like the belligerent asses they were.

    Besides, Mayor Niggin had hundreds of buses available to evacuate those colored people from out of there. But did he ?
    No, of course not. So it’s not the Presidents fault when people act emotionally instead of logically.

    People need to take responsibility for their own actions, instead of shifting the blame to others who don’t deserve it.

    Of course you don’t\can’t understand what I’m trying to say. You best stick with basket weaving female, your pathetic white matter filled peanut brain is having a hard time trying to keep up with logical arguments :)

  48. Undergroundpatriot Says:

    And another thing, Hanoi Kerry couldn’t be president of a cat farm ! That liberal son of a bitch is too busy playing games and windsurfing to be concerned with the welfare of the state of the nation. His campaign sucked, just like him :)

  49. Dick Masterson Says:

    So you did know where New Orleans is, but you just said the wrong answer for fun. Is that is, Female?

    -Dick

  50. Female Says:

    No Dick, I was tired, it was late. Did you type “Is that is, female?” rather than “Is that it, female?” because you thought it would be fun? Don’t talk to me, I have lost all respect for you, not that I had a lot to begin with.

  51. Female Says:

    You should block UGP, he’s incapable of intelligent thought and a waste of your bandwidth.

  52. Undergroundpatriot Says:

    Don’t point out typos bitch, it just keeps showing how inferior the lot of you all are :)

  53. wolfe Says:

    John Kerry should be your President, but your country doesn’t vote based on merit.

    Bush and Kerry went to the same University. Bush received one D in 4 years; Kerry four D’s in his first year alone. Bush had a higher average. Bush’s IQ score (based on military aptitude tests) was approximately 125; Kerry’s was 120 (same test).
    See here [nytimes.com].

    If by merit, you mean the more intelligent candidate, the right man won.

    Glad to hear you are working on your geography. Good luck with that.

  54. Female Says:

    No, by merit, I mean’t in terms of what each has done in their careers. Kerry has done far more positive things for your country than Bush has or ever will. Why are you all so blind? I dread to think what lies your media are spewing to you. I also wonder how long it will be before the Texas Ranger delivers a roundhouse kick to Venezuela. Why are there US warships permanently stationed off the Venezuela coastline? Could it have anything to do with the massive oil resources that country has? Surely not.

  55. wolfe Says:

    If that’s what you mean by merit, then again, the right man won.

    Kerry was a mediocre prosecutor, and a decidedly mediocre senator. In his years in the senate he introduced almost no bills and did next to nothing.

    Bush had a mediocre business career then pulled himself together and became quite a good governor. Certainly his achievements in childhood education alone in Texas beat out anything Kerry ever did.

    Why are you all so blind? I dread to think what lies your media are spewing to you.

    I’d guess that I’m a bit less blind on this matter than you are. As for media lies, Fox and the WSJ editorial page are biased to the right, most of the rest to the left. Few of them lie outright, leaving CBS aside, though you’re right, there was some pretty heavy spinning for Kerry during the election by most of the media. (Newsweek Editor: “Let’s talk a little media bias here. The media, I think, wants Kerry to win and I think they’re going to portray Kerry and Edwards I’m talking about the establishment media, not Fox. They’re going to portray Kerry and Edwards as being young and dynamic and optimistic and there’s going to be this glow about them, collective glow, the two of them, that’s going to be worth maybe 15 points.â€? — http://www.wusatv9.com/insidewashington/insidewashington_article.aspx? storyid=31231

    Whatever mainstream media “lying� went on in the election was likely for your friend Kerry.

    I also wonder how long it will be before the Texas Ranger delivers a roundhouse kick to Venezuela. Why are there US warships permanently stationed off the Venezuela coastline? Could it have anything to do with the massive oil resources that country has?

    Oh boy. More wackiness. First, they are not “permanently stationedâ€? off the Venezualan coastline. Second, any country as unstable as Venezuela is becoming is likely to need an evacuation of western nationals at some point. Third, yes, there is deployment in the Carribean in general because of piracy and drug fears. For example, the USS Samuel B. Roberts interdicted 1.5 tons of cocaine the other day. But perhaps that isn’t of concern to you.

    Unlike you, I’ve sailed those waters, and, in places, piracy, drugs and crime are real concerns. I’m very glad to see the Navy Jack or Union Jack or Red Ensign or Maple Leaf down there as are most people.

    The idea that the US is going to invade Hugo Chavez’s little mess is even more bizarre than your usual speculation.

    -wolfe

  56. Female Says:

    Excuse me, but there have been opposing forces which have blocked many good things Kerry has had near to completion. Where do you get your facts? Defamer? And, those ships have been there for quite a while now, the notion that artillery that massive is sitting there to protect yachties from drug smuggles is ridiculous, and how do you know I haven’t sailed the seven seas? It’s entirely possible that I race 18 foot skiffs, but that that you will never know. Though I prefer H-28’s. I work with a guy who crews on the Sydney to Hobart annually and most of my childhood weekends were spent on a yacht on Sydney Harbour, so don’t assume I can’t crew.

    http://www.18footers.com/AF/

  57. Undergroundpatriot Says:

    Sure you did, you rowed in a dinghy across the English Channel too, and as you were rowing away you pulled a schooner behind you too :) LMFWAO !!!

    LIAR, YAWN…

  58. Female Says:

    I certainly do not like the cut of your jib. May bull sharks rip off both your arms when you next venture to the sea side :)

  59. wolfe Says:

    Female said:

    Excuse me, but there have been opposing forces which have blocked many good things Kerry has had near to completion.

    Nothing blocked him from introducing bills. Nothing blocked him from being a good (or bad) prosecutor. It’s true that had he introduced bills that then failed to pass you could accuse him of having been “blocked”, but as it was, the “opposing forces” that blocked him were entirely in Kerry’s mind. Or yours.

    Where do you get your facts? Defamer?

    I’m not familiar with “Defamer”, but I get my facts from 3 daily newspapers, about 5 weeklies collectively from US/UK/Canada, a variety of magazines (mostly US), and extensive followup on the net on subjects that interest me. I read quickly and spend at least an hour a day keeping myself informed. I rarely watch TV (and almost never TV news), but do listen to talk radio (left and right) about 1-2 hours a week while driving. That last is nearly useless for news, but quite useful for seeing where each side is placing its emphasis and spin.

    Where do you get your facts? Off the astrology boards?

    And, those ships have been there for quite a while now,

    Yes, since the late 1700’s the US Navy has had a Carribean presence. I’d agree that’s quite a while.

    the notion that artillery that massive is sitting there to protect yachties from drug smuggles is ridiculous,

    How many cruisers? 0. How many carriers? 0. The “artillery that massive” is a bunch of destroyers and frigates. It may be ridiculous to you, but you haven’t been there. As for whether or not you sail, I’ve no idea. I do know you haven’t sailed there or you wouldn’t say such preposterous things.
    -wolfe

  60. Undergroundpatriot Says:

    Don’t you know sharks like to bite women more than man ? I think maybe it could be a result of the increased blood flow from their periods, or maybe sharks are as sick of these modern women as we are :)

  61. Dick Masterson Says:

    Is that true? That sounds interesting. Men are better than women at not being bitten by sharks.

    -Dick