Weddings are Golden Toilets…Flush
Is it any surprise to no one that a woman’s second favorite past-time: having a wedding, is a huge waste of time and money?
It sure is.
Or it sure isn’t. I’m not really sure how to answer that question, so I’ll just say it. Weddings are a complete waste of time and money and are the stupidest thing that a new couple can do.
Let me give a hypothetical situation that may or may not have happened six thousand, five hundred times a day every day this year — in America alone.
Johnny Everyman (twenty-five years old with a degree in Business and Economics and a summer job selling kitchen knives) is going to enter into a bond of legal matrimony with Jill Princess-Complex (twenty-two with a degree in Art History and who has never had a job that earned more than minimum wage in her life). Sound familiar? You bet it does.
Is this new couple going to:
A) Put a down payment on a house with their savings and token gifts from family members and friends.
B) Elope for like a hundred bucks to beautiful and romantic Downtown Courthouse.
C) Have an extravaganzic gala that will drain their bank accounts, stock their kitchen with glitzy, over-priced wares from Eddie Bauer, and leave every moment in their relationship from that point on to lurk in the shadows of lost potential.
That’s why men think weddings are stupid. Because we’re better than women at starting a family and laying the foundations for a healthy relationship with a significant other. Call us all softies for it if you want, but it’s completely true.
Here’s fact that may surprise you in a fun way. Even on women’s home turf: weddings, men can run circles around them. For instance — you might want to step back for this one — how many women do you think know the 6 C’s of diamonds, the main ingredient to any engagement ring? As a man, I can just rattle them right off the top of my head and for all you know I’m not even married.
Cut
Clarity
Color
Certification
Carat
And of course the sixth C is the one wearing it.
The bottom line is that calling a comb “Indestructible” doesn’t make it so. It’s still just a plastic piece of shit that isn’t worth the paper it’s printed on.
Next time you’re going to get married men, just think about it like this: Don’t.
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October 18th, 2007 at 1:45 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
No, it dosen’t bother me that some Asian women “out class” other women. What bothers me, is when people are assumed to be a certain way because of their sex.
And Mike5150…how many times must I go through this?? YES! Giving women “special” rights to women, and none given to men, does indeed elevate them above men, and YES, this IS a problem.
October 18th, 2007 at 1:51 am - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
I just wanted to hear you admit it without some estrogen related diatribe.
October 18th, 2007 at 1:59 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
MansVoice said:
Ok then, I will. I don’t know what evidence you have to support this theory, but it is wrong.
Please, do elaborate.
Americans aren’t superior to Singaporeans. Perhaps the government might, but as the individual stands, one isn’t superior based on from what country they come from. Thats just ludicrous . As for this “seudo dreamland world of “equality”", what time frame are you living in?? Whats wrong with “equality”? Most people are fighting for it, and to fight it properly, one must accommodate the right mind set, and not just believe that all people are equal, but KNOW that all people are equal. This justifies the aid of those that are in need of it, and as anyone who is even partially familiar with the human mind will know, humans must justify every action. In order to make the world a better place, it’s crucial that everyone adopts this set of mind.
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October 18th, 2007 at 3:13 am - IP Man-Hash: f32d1ac5471cf
So no matter what I say, I am wrong? Obviously, its a belief. I am not “wrong” because I believe in that.
You call me a misogynist. As of yet, I have not called you a man-hating bitch. I would like to hear with reasoning your false accusations on me hating women. In my observation, you are calling me that because I am anti-feminism thus going by your deluded logic, YOU also hate men because you are apathetic to our rights (or certainly seem that way).
You believe what you want. I dont believe the average Singaporean is in any sense an “equal” to an American. I dont have to adopt their train of thought to make this “world a better place”. I call you out for being a hypocritical feminist. I am NOT interested in woman’s right at the moment or anytime soon. What I am interested is the rights of MY gender which have been neglected so you can spout your yaydyayadya but I dont give a shit. In fact, you just sound like an obnoxious harpy.
October 18th, 2007 at 3:16 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Where I come from, if you see sexism or racism of ANY form, you are to point it out and trounce upon it by revealing the flaws that it encompasses.
October 18th, 2007 at 3:39 am - IP Man-Hash: 0364a2b269277
Apparently, this isnt the place for you then. We believe men are better than women and in general, Asian women outclass western women. Nothing you say will come even close to changing that.
We dont go to feminist sites to impose our doctrine, so why are you forcing us to subscribe to yours? We dont believe women are equal and by being apathetic to the needs of men, you increase our numbers everyday.
You are not a “holy crusader” so shove that hypocrisy up your ass.
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The Western Divorce rate is 43%. It is higher in some parts of the world such as California, Great Britain and Australia. In Japan the recent change in pension law may have many pensioners out on the street. In India new changes to dowry law have men being threatened by their wives. Consider the number of people who are in a bad marriage, but elect to stay; Men who don’t want to lose 50%, women who know they can’t support themselves alone. Next, think of how many more couples stay together just for the sake of the kids. Of these “forced marriages”, consider how many of these marriages involve infidelity, no sex, or sleeping in separate beds or separate rooms. I estimate the percentage of happy and monogamous marriages to be under 5%. Are these odds you would take in a business venture, investment or loan? Most of the risk-averse population would not. Yet they seek this exception to the rule everyday through marriage.
(Information courtesy of http://www.dont-marry.com)
November 11th, 2007 at 4:06 am - IP Man-Hash: ceeb4e25bbf8e
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=0_7vY9cSUuY
If this isn’t enough to tell you that western girls are garbage, nothing is.
November 11th, 2007 at 7:54 am - IP Man-Hash: 15f04f080c936
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November 11th, 2007 at 8:07 am - IP Man-Hash: 36db0c7b65d25
Holy shit- yet more fog clearing from my before my eyes. Pretty much all the married guys that have ever hit on me have felt like they were pressured into marriage, or had naggy bitchy wives…I had to do some deep analysis to see that…maybe women really are crazy and stupid…
November 11th, 2007 at 8:22 am - IP Man-Hash: 36db0c7b65d25
So, if a woman loves a man, has any dignity, and character she will sign a prenup, no questions asked on the spot, not give a fuck about diamonds, or weddings even, and she will not sit on her ass, but will pull her fair load as far as finances. She will also not expect a man to relieve her of any debt that she incurred before they met, and she will take responsibility for that…
Hey,why do you think that so many women do all that horrible shit to their husbands??