Weddings are Golden Toilets…Flush
Is it any surprise to no one that a woman’s second favorite past-time: having a wedding, is a huge waste of time and money?
It sure is.
Or it sure isn’t. I’m not really sure how to answer that question, so I’ll just say it. Weddings are a complete waste of time and money and are the stupidest thing that a new couple can do.
Let me give a hypothetical situation that may or may not have happened six thousand, five hundred times a day every day this year — in America alone.
Johnny Everyman (twenty-five years old with a degree in Business and Economics and a summer job selling kitchen knives) is going to enter into a bond of legal matrimony with Jill Princess-Complex (twenty-two with a degree in Art History and who has never had a job that earned more than minimum wage in her life). Sound familiar? You bet it does.
Is this new couple going to:
A) Put a down payment on a house with their savings and token gifts from family members and friends.
B) Elope for like a hundred bucks to beautiful and romantic Downtown Courthouse.
C) Have an extravaganzic gala that will drain their bank accounts, stock their kitchen with glitzy, over-priced wares from Eddie Bauer, and leave every moment in their relationship from that point on to lurk in the shadows of lost potential.
That’s why men think weddings are stupid. Because we’re better than women at starting a family and laying the foundations for a healthy relationship with a significant other. Call us all softies for it if you want, but it’s completely true.
Here’s fact that may surprise you in a fun way. Even on women’s home turf: weddings, men can run circles around them. For instance — you might want to step back for this one — how many women do you think know the 6 C’s of diamonds, the main ingredient to any engagement ring? As a man, I can just rattle them right off the top of my head and for all you know I’m not even married.
Cut
Clarity
Color
Certification
Carat
And of course the sixth C is the one wearing it.
The bottom line is that calling a comb “Indestructible” doesn’t make it so. It’s still just a plastic piece of shit that isn’t worth the paper it’s printed on.
Next time you’re going to get married men, just think about it like this: Don’t.
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Excuse me, but there have been opposing forces which have blocked many good things Kerry has had near to completion. Where do you get your facts? Defamer? And, those ships have been there for quite a while now, the notion that artillery that massive is sitting there to protect yachties from drug smuggles is ridiculous, and how do you know I haven’t sailed the seven seas? It’s entirely possible that I race 18 foot skiffs, but that that you will never know. Though I prefer H-28’s. I work with a guy who crews on the Sydney to Hobart annually and most of my childhood weekends were spent on a yacht on Sydney Harbour, so don’t assume I can’t crew.
http://www.18footers.com/AF/
If that’s what you mean by merit, then again, the right man won.
Kerry was a mediocre prosecutor, and a decidedly mediocre senator. In his years in the senate he introduced almost no bills and did next to nothing.
Bush had a mediocre business career then pulled himself together and became quite a good governor. Certainly his achievements in childhood education alone in Texas beat out anything Kerry ever did.
I’d guess that I’m a bit less blind on this matter than you are. As for media lies, Fox and the WSJ editorial page are biased to the right, most of the rest to the left. Few of them lie outright, leaving CBS aside, though you’re right, there was some pretty heavy spinning for Kerry during the election by most of the media. (Newsweek Editor: “Let’s talk a little media bias here. The media, I think, wants Kerry to win and I think they’re going to portray Kerry and Edwards I’m talking about the establishment media, not Fox. They’re going to portray Kerry and Edwards as being young and dynamic and optimistic and there’s going to be this glow about them, collective glow, the two of them, that’s going to be worth maybe 15 points.? — http://www.wusatv9.com/insidewashington/insidewashington_article.aspx? storyid=31231
Whatever mainstream media “lying? went on in the election was likely for your friend Kerry.
Oh boy. More wackiness. First, they are not “permanently stationed? off the Venezualan coastline. Second, any country as unstable as Venezuela is becoming is likely to need an evacuation of western nationals at some point. Third, yes, there is deployment in the Carribean in general because of piracy and drug fears. For example, the USS Samuel B. Roberts interdicted 1.5 tons of cocaine the other day. But perhaps that isn’t of concern to you.
Unlike you, I’ve sailed those waters, and, in places, piracy, drugs and crime are real concerns. I’m very glad to see the Navy Jack or Union Jack or Red Ensign or Maple Leaf down there as are most people.
The idea that the US is going to invade Hugo Chavez’s little mess is even more bizarre than your usual speculation.
-wolfe
No, by merit, I mean’t in terms of what each has done in their careers. Kerry has done far more positive things for your country than Bush has or ever will. Why are you all so blind? I dread to think what lies your media are spewing to you. I also wonder how long it will be before the Texas Ranger delivers a roundhouse kick to Venezuela. Why are there US warships permanently stationed off the Venezuela coastline? Could it have anything to do with the massive oil resources that country has? Surely not.
Bush and Kerry went to the same University. Bush received one D in 4 years; Kerry four D’s in his first year alone. Bush had a higher average. Bush’s IQ score (based on military aptitude tests) was approximately 125; Kerry’s was 120 (same test).
See here [nytimes.com].
If by merit, you mean the more intelligent candidate, the right man won.
Glad to hear you are working on your geography. Good luck with that.
Don’t point out typos bitch, it just keeps showing how inferior the lot of you all are :)
You should block UGP, he’s incapable of intelligent thought and a waste of your bandwidth.
No Dick, I was tired, it was late. Did you type “Is that is, female?” rather than “Is that it, female?” because you thought it would be fun? Don’t talk to me, I have lost all respect for you, not that I had a lot to begin with.
So you did know where New Orleans is, but you just said the wrong answer for fun. Is that is, Female?
-Dick
And another thing, Hanoi Kerry couldn’t be president of a cat farm ! That liberal son of a bitch is too busy playing games and windsurfing to be concerned with the welfare of the state of the nation. His campaign sucked, just like him :)
Not a God damned thing. Most of the Whites had already left New Orleans days before the hurricane arrived. The ones who were left behind(with the exception of the disabled or the elderly) deserved to be left there to wade around like the belligerent asses they were.
Besides, Mayor Niggin had hundreds of buses available to evacuate those colored people from out of there. But did he ?
No, of course not. So it’s not the Presidents fault when people act emotionally instead of logically.
People need to take responsibility for their own actions, instead of shifting the blame to others who don’t deserve it.
Of course you don’t\can’t understand what I’m trying to say. You best stick with basket weaving female, your pathetic white matter filled peanut brain is having a hard time trying to keep up with logical arguments :)
John Kerry should be your President, but your country doesn’t vote based on merit. Your US chatshows have rotted the minds of the masses, and in response to Arielle’s comment about whether I knew where Florida was, yes I do happen to know. A collegue returned from New Orleans 2 weeks prior to the destruction, when I asked her what it was like, she was visibly upset at the degree of poverty there. It is no wonder Bush left them to die than launch a real rescue. And not that I should advertise this, but I donated a substantial amount of my own money to your red cross to help the rescue effort. What did you do, I wonder?
Sure you don’t, that’s why almost all of your references are to taking meds. You don’t lie too good, of course like most feminists you are only good at wreaking havoc on your host nations.
You are only interested in mooching and value destruction, not carrying your own weight. That’s for damn sure. I wish you were a White Male locked up in jail because you didn’t pay your ex “wife” her extortion money for child support.
More than a few of my friends have suffered such a fate at the hands of women like you female, ill-gotten gains is all your sort knows about life.
The perfect zeros you all are. Times are a changing though, notice how Bill and Shitlery are not in office any longer ? Or John Kerry ?
People are tired of your unconstitutional liberal programs that are destroying the backbone of America, America’s White Males designed and built this country into what it is today.
Feminists and their AA pals were nowhere to be seen, but you sure are playing the crying game now, lets see how far it gets you though :)
Don’t have a shrink, know quite a few of them on a professional basis though, and we all agree, you need help. Quite a lot of it. Now, if no one cares what I have to say, least of all you, why don’t you prove it and stop posting comments to me?
No one cares what you think Prozac Nation, not even your shrink :)
You’re all from the same hive.
I don’t recommend the use of psychopharmacological treatment unless there is no other option. In all three of your cases, no other option exists.
So Dick is wolfe or Arielle is Dick or Arielle is wolfe. OK…
How are those meds working out for you, Female?
I’ve been trying to start a list of helpful divorce tips here, UP. You might be interested.
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-Dick
Marriage is for fools, just ask Donald Trump or any other western man that has lost alot of $$$ to some tramp ass floozy ! DON’T get married to a western woman, or at least without a rock bottom prenup, so the bottom feeder gets nothing if she takes off. Or you get tired of living with some bimboslut like female.
I like how they do it in India, the man gets a dowry to marry the bitch :) That’s the way it should be in America too, God damn em to hell.
My ex did the same thing to me, took my kids and tried to take all I had worked for too. I showed the bitch though, I moved all my assets offshore into un-numbered accounts in Grand Cayman, and then I gave away all my material posessions to my buddies.
The judge gave the worthless cunt one thing in court, and it wasn’t money - DISMISSED :) Ha ha ha, use your brain and NOT your heart fellas, those tramps will lose every time, FACT…
Female, you are completely fucking retarded with the quoting button.
-Dick