The 300 And When Women Evolved Mouths
If you haven’t seen this movie called The 300, then you need to do it immediately. As a man, it might be the most important film you ever see.
The message of The 300 is clear from the first ten seconds — ten seconds that don’t fuck around at all even for one of those seconds.
Are you a man? Awesome. Are you a woman? Fuck you.
Men are better than women.
The 300 is a blood-soaked, war-mongering sausage-fest of violence and gore. It’s about the battle for freedom in the mythical land of Sparta against all these dicks from somewhere I don’t give a shit about. More importantly, The 300 is about how all men are ass-kicking machines with abs of steel and how everyone else in the world can kiss our ass.
There was this one part in The 300 where a guy pulled a sword out of his own arm. When I saw that, something immediately came to mind.
That is not the manliest thing I’ve ever seen.
I have seen a man pull a fish hook the size a pencil out of his hand. I have seen a man lift a Jeep. I have seen a man pay for the dinners of more than six people at the same time.
That’s manly.
When has a woman ever paid for the dinners of six people? Fucking never. I guess women can’t count to seven, or at least they can’t divide by it, because every time a check arrives that has more digits on the left side of the period than it does on the right, every woman at the table tries to emphasize her rack as much as possible. That is, unless she’s already passed out in your lap like a fucking five-year-old.
Here’s a question. When the check comes, why do women hum and haw and pretend like anyone expects them to pay for anything? Not a single man in the world expects a fully fed woman to reach for her wallet. Her arms have obviously become too engorged on a feast she could never hope to value because she has no fucking frame of reference for fine cuisine.
Women eating at a restaurant is like you getting dropped off in the middle of Star Wars behind the counter of an intergalactic Hot Dog on a Stick.
”I’d like to purchase a Grooble Grobble, please.”
Well good for them, because you have no idea how much anything costs in Star Wars and no idea how much money is worth. That’s a woman to a ‘T’.
In The 300, no woman was ever asked for her opinion about anything.
There was a time in the world when women shut the fuck up, and why this ended I have never fully attempted to wrap my man brain around. Well The 300 showed me why.
Today, men run the world. We build computers and helicopters and we make cars faster and safer. We mine the coal that bakes the iron that shapes the lead of the overpriced bed little princesses from nine to ninety lay their heads on night after night.
Men ruled the world in Sparta too, but when we did it with a sword and rock hard abs women could see it with their eyes like it was a finger painting. You could take a woman a half mile out of town and say, “See all that ass kicking going on over there? Shut the fuck up.”
Today, men still do everything. The problem is women don’t understand computers and shit. They think it’s magic. They think they did it somehow — by wanting to fuck a rockstar.
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Short and to the point. Well done.
Of course, you still fail.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douche
“Terms such as shower pocket, douchebag, d-bag, DB, doucherama, doucher, douche turd, douchington, douche nozzle, wobbulating douch, douche nugget, douche gasket, creme’ le douche, or simply douche are considered pejorative terms in Australia, the United States, Canada and New Zealand.The slang usage of the term dates back to the 1960s.[4] Initially, it was used to insult a woman, originating as an insult derived from lesbian activities.”
Wow, I feel so offended.
You could not possibly be further off target.
Douchebags.
Already read most of it before.
“What is happening to our society is that it is discarding patriarchal sexual regulation and reverting to the primeval mammalian pattern of a reproductive unit consisting of the mother and her offspring, the male putting in an appearance to perform his minuscule sexual function and then disappearing or being hauled away to the sausage factory or being reduced to the role of stud who can be discarded when his female tires of him. “Men and women,” rejoices feminist-anthropologist Helen Fisher, “are moving toward the kind of roles they had on the grasslands of Africa millions of years ago….Human society is now discovering its ancient roots….The recent trend toward divorce and remarriage is another example of a throwback to earlier times….[T]he so-called new extended family [read: broken family] may actually have evolved millennia ago….At long last, society is moving in a direction that should be highly compatible with our ancient human spirit….The ‘traditional’ role of women is a recent invention.”
That one paragraph sums up modern woman’s view on manhood. Of course, what these braindead harlots don’t “get” about men is we will be slaves over our dead bodies. All 3 billion.
Women think they’re on the cusp of absolute power over the world and over men just like before men invented civilization and religion. They dream.
This is only a phase. Men are finding out the true nature of women now, the selfish faithless beast within. The one we tried to conquer with pretty lies and pretty words but failed it. Civilization will carry on. Men will thrive. Women won’t.
I haven’t seen it yet, I’ve been too fucking busy and missed it at the cinema. My crew told me I must see it as it is about honour and strength and most other things most women have not a fucking clue about.
Either way I’m getting it on DVD.
Societies have always fallen when women are given too much power. It’s not sexist, it’s reality. Here’s some light reading for those man-brains.
http://www.fisheaters.com/garbagegeneration.html
That movie was awesome. One big flaw though. I don’t mean to nit-pick like a woman, but there was a lot of blood gushing all over the place in that movie … but apparently none of it touched the ground.
300 IS UNDOUBTEDLY THE GREATEST FILM OF ALL TIMES. I’M RIGHT TO THE POINT OF EXPLODING AND CUTTING OFF THE HEADS OF THOSE FAGGOTS KNOWN AS WOMEN. I MASTERBATED WHEN I CAME HOME FROM THE MOVIE THINKING ABOUT IT, ABOUT HOW GREAT IT WOULD BE TO MASS MURDER A BUNCH OF EFFEMINATES LIKE WOMEN AND GO OUT IN A FLAME OF GLORY!
P Coderch
I have to see 300 X.X
“Today, men still do everything. The problem is women don’t understand computers and shit. They think it’s magic. They think they did it somehow — by wanting to fuck a rockstar.”
Hahahahaha.
woman suck
Jesus Lord this article is MANtastic. I loved it from the first sentence.
Got to see this the preview looked awesome.
And you’re right - Women haven’t a clue.
I just bought a new flat panel LCD monitor..
I was reading the reviews after getting a real bargain as only a man would know the difference. Some ignorant woman rated this monitor poorly because she didn’t know how to adjust it.
Looks great.. It was funny because almost every reader review said the editor review was wrong.
You know the world is gone mad when women are reviewing shit that haven’t got a clue about.
The Spartans made a fatal mistake. They give women rights, including the right to own land and property.
The result was a failure to reproduce in sufficient numbers and their society died out.
There is a lesson there.