1. She married low-IQ thug in her early 20s.
2. Low IQ thug fucked off, leaving her with dysfunctional family.
3. She wants Mr Stable and Solvent to pick up the pieces.
4. Mr Solvent says, Fuck You, bitch!

And this is the new model of Anglo-American society.

Though when I heard Gerard Butler went and starred in a chick-flick, he lost all my man-respect. Pussy.

Women are irrational, that’s all there is to that.
There heads are full of cotton, hay, and rags.
They’re nothing but exasperating, irritating,
vacillating, calculating, agitating,
Maddening and infuriating hags.

Why can’t a woman be more like a man?
Men are so honest, so thoroughly square,
Eternally noble, historic’ly fair,
Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat…
Well, why can’t a woman be like THAT?

Why do girl do everything the others do?
Can’t a woman learn to use her head?
Why do they do ev’rything their mothers do?
Why don’t they grow up- well, like their father instead?

Why can’t a woman take after a man?
Men are so pleasant, so easy to please,
Whenever you are with them, you’re always at ease,

Would you be slighted if I didn’t speak for hours?
Would you be livid if I had a drink or two?
Would you be wounded if I never sent you flowers?
Well, why can’t a woman be like YOU?

One man in a million may shout a bit.
Now and then there’s one with slight defects.
One, perhaps, whose truthfulness you doubt a bit…
But by and large we are a marvelous sex!

Why can’t a woman take after like a man?
Cause men are so friendly, good natured and kind.
A better companion you never will find.

If I were hours late for dinner, would you bellow?
If I forgot your silly birthday, would you fuss?
Would you complain if I took out another fellow?
Well, why can’t a woman be like US?

Why can’t a woman be more like a man?
Men are so decent, such regular chaps.
Ready to help you through any mishaps.
Ready to buck you up whenever you are glum.
Why can’t a woman be a CHUM?

Why is thinking something women never do?
Why is logic never even tried?
Straight’ning up their hair is all they ever do.
Why don’t they straighten up the mess that’s inside?

Why can’t a woman behave like a man?
Would I start weeping like a bathtub overflowing?
And carry on as if my home were in a tree?
Would I run off and never tell me where I’m going?
Then why can’t a woman…. be like ME?

- My Fair Lady
(Best Picture 1964)

NOTE: THESE WORDS WERE WRITTEN –>> FOR A REASON.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

The poem sucked too. I know because I refused to read it. If it were a good poem I would have read it.

I am Corinthian light
A snake in flowers by night
The last temptation of christ
Evil in mortal…

Disguise the guilt
Sharp-eyed, impassive whore
Burn the asafoetida
and rank petriachor
Lure me panthered Faustia
With cunt and veiled womb
To prowl thy inner sanctum walls
In Tirgoviste to resume
Control

Seduction, my obsessive art
A pantheon of tragedies inscribed upon the stars
Like thistled ruin, garbed around thy heart
Bacchanal Cinderella, desirious midnight passed
Leaving thee as sacrifice asleep within my arms
‘Midst dreams od robed redemption versed in sexual aftermath
When we ebb as tides together, carnal souls entwined
And orgasms expire, come puppet wires and the blind
(Purge)
Fires work in me
A lithe supremacy
I tear asunder heaven as I would all enemies
Impaler Lord
Flesh upon the sword
My lower lusts are sated, the greater herald war

I am thirst, spearheaded hunger
Sacrament and pain
Nails raked in savagery
When the cruel Countessa came

Exalt!
The Queen of death-white winter enthroned
Evil resplendent, in dusk red seething skies
Foam-flecked nightmares drag a moon
Of Draconian design

A love that never dies
Nefarious silhouettes to rise

When stars fall pale
And to drown back in Her eyes
Is to madden ghosts within
To unhinge a thousand sins
From Death’s dark vale

“Blessed be these spells of winter
Unto us that wait with patience in
This secret garden
To storm our way into another
As yes undone”

(Surge)

Desert claims Eden
And Hyperborean
Visions of Utopia are driven from the sun
Iconoclast
Before thee angels clasped
In nakedness their ochre flesh
Shall yield to thy advance

She is all to me
Mysterious, alive
The howling in the deep woods
When cold festal stars aligned

A lurid moon looms; phosphorent, evil
Yesod vested in despotic upheaval
Silvering wolves that scarlet forest snow
Forgotten ones ebter as above, so below

The trees groan aghast as ghostly pallored clouds are rent
When the drunken earth heaves, sweep aside seas to ascend
From Sheol’s dank haunted wilderness
Thy seal upon Nuit’s starry vault to incense the sleepers,
dead

Queen of Winter, throned
The murderess lurked in vulgar caresses
Vestal masturbation
(Purity) Overthrown

Darkness
In raven feathered dress
Sides with Death at chess
Their pawns are many and the enemy
Powerless
When the miscreants fell dead
She took to conjuring spells in the cusp of the night
And the bestial floor shook with terrible life
I rise before thee Queen
To feed our lusts on the blood of the weak
To rule heaven and worlds crawling beneath
Satanic Tyranny

I know you have to be kidding.

Aww come on now, we’re not all so terrible are we…? ;) haha, I can just imagine what kind of answer I will get to that…

CallMeCowgirl said:

Finally =) A normal woman I can relate to on here ;)

No, this site is still off limits for females.

Semantics said:

I think that most of you guys are right.
Marriage should have alot of sex…I agree that marriage was created for the sole purpose of keeping whores out of existence, so claiming “your woman” in order to obtain tons of sex is a pretty reasonable thing. I don’t understand why so many women have a problem with that.

Banzai said:
I can’t believe my ex kicked me to the curb for continually withholding sex -Banzai

I would leave my spouse if they stopped having sex with me. Marriage is for sex, as made clear before…if I wanted a relationship with mushy lies and Iloveyou’s, and no sex, I would just get an un-serious relationship…

By the way, I’m a female. Haha…I agree with what most of these statements of why Men are better than women, but not all women are like that.

Some are good, and don’t act like fucking morons.
I like to think that I don’t fall into the fucking moron category…

I enjoy this site, it makes me laugh. You all have very good points, haha.

Finally =) A normal woman I can relate to on here ;)

Banzai said:
I can’t believe my ex kicked me to the curb for continually withholding sex -Banzai

I would leave my spouse if they stopped having sex with me. Marriage is for sex, as made clear before…if I wanted a relationship with mushy lies and Iloveyou’s, and no sex, I would just get an un-serious relationship…

By the way, I’m a female. Haha…I agree with what most of these statements of why Men are better than women, but not all women are like that.

Some are good, and don’t act like fucking morons.
I like to think that I don’t fall into the fucking moron category…

I enjoy this site, it makes me laugh. You all have very good points, haha.

Even in the movie, though, they respected women. Because “Only brave Spartan women give birth to real men”. Therefore, unless you have Spartan in your bloodline, we’re all women, and this website is a fucking paradox.

Nice comeback on Dr. Phil, btw

The best part? There is a lazy ass female out there somewhere that can’t get you to pay for her shit………….a True Man!

Fuck Dr. Phil, Banzai should help men with manly man-psychology.
(Head fucks aren’t cheap either you know)

I read further and the add read something like this:

“single, stay at home mom of two seeking mature, stable and generous man. Must love children.

Holy crap, Let’s filter this through our man brain.

What it really says is:

“ARE THERE ANY MEN OUT THERE THAT CAN BAIL ME OUT BECAUSE I’M SUCH A FUCKEN LAZY CUNT AND CAN’T KEEP A MAN”

I’m lazy and will not cook, clean or fuck, but I will expect to be married asap and will expect all the perks, rights and privilages of a marriage without regards to your rights of that agreement.

I want to go out every night and party with other like-minded crack whores (don’t wait up for me).

Since you have money, I won’t waste my time bettering myself and besides, when this joyride of a marriage is over, I’ll simply take you to the cleaners for a fist-fucking of epic proportions.

I can’t believe my ex kicked me to the curb for continually withholding sex (I did buy him a “fleshlight” on our anniversary).

BTW, I’ll expect you to adopt my kids and put them through college.

Please hurry as my welfare is about to run out and mom says the rent is due. I can’t support my kids and don’t even know who their fathers are. What I do know about them is they liked to get “jiggy wid it”

I hope your rich because “crack”, “crystal meth” and my addictions to expensive clothing, and clubbing are not cheap.

You get the gist.

Man, how blatant. How scarry. Hard to believe that there are women that roam the earth with grandiose expectations.

-Banzai

Field Marshall Watkins said:

I haven’t seen it yet, I’ve been too fucking busy and missed it at the cinema. My crew told me I must see it as it is about honour and strength and most other things most women have not a fucking clue about.

Either way I’m getting it on DVD.

Societies have always fallen when women are given too much power. It’s not sexist, it’s reality. Here’s some light reading for those man-brains.

http://www.fisheaters.com/garbagegeneration.html

FMW,
I couldn’t agree more!! I was humoring myself the other day and couldn’t help but notice a personal add in my local paper. The bold header said “ARE THERE ANY REAL MEN OUT THERE”

Talon said:

To be honest though, I am attracted to women. Sometimes.

Same here.. till they open their mouths and fat smelly chunks of stupid start falling out.

diamatik said:

It just means that you have an advantage. You’ll save lots of $$$ because you don’t have to buy strap-ons.

Good point, haha.

I guess that means I am a male lesbian (however contradictive it is).

To be honest though, I am attracted to women. Sometimes.