When Women Should Shut the Fuck Up
People are always asking me what the qualities of the perfect wife are. Mostly men. That’s because women don’t give a fuck about what makes a perfect wife.
Have you ever seen a “romantic” comedy? I say “romantic” because what it should be is “woman” comedy — and by woman I mean “shitty” or “not a”. Those bullshit movies are all about how horrible and fucking stupid women can behave whilst the right thing to do is staring them in face like a Stop sign, and how some poor schmuck with a job that lets him loaf around town all day doing nothing can be guilted into putting up with getting fucked over for two hours and calling a spade with a shrew nose a fucking prize pig by the end of it all.
Maybe instead of romantic comedies they should be called documentaries.
The perfect wife is one who knows when to shut the fuck up. That’s it. I think Indiana Jones said it best.
“You’re insulting them and you’re embarrassing me.” -Indiana Jones
That’s all women do when they speak: insult and embarrass; them and me respectively. That’s why the perfect wife just has to know when to shut the fuck up. I’ve always said women are like works of art. Even if they’re atrocious and moody (which they mostly are) they can be enjoyed because you can look away or close your eyes whenever you’re done with them.
For some help on this topic, here’s my helpful set of rules for women on knowing when the fuck to shut the fuck up. I call it Dick’s Guide On The Prudence Of Women Shutting The Fuck Up.
1. Shut up when a man is talking or when a man starts to talk.
2. Shut up when a man stops talking suddenly.
That first rule is a man-obvious one, even wild animals follow it. The second, however, is the key to the perfect wife. It’s the extra mile. See, when a woman is speaking and insulting and embarrassing everyone, the man she’s with will likely stop speaking from insult or embarrassment. It happens every day. I used to be a bartender so you can trust me on that one.
Imagine you’re at a cricket match. You don’t know how the game works because fucking no one does, but you know when to cheer and when to leave. It’s because everyone else is doing it. That’s all I’m saying here. Women don’t know how to speak or be civilized. It’s like cricket to them. Women just need to take their cues on shutting the fuck up from everyone else. There’s nothing wrong with that. It’s smart (womanly speaking).
Let me put it like this. You know how we have toilets as a species? That’s because running around shitting all over ourselves and sleeping in it is for animals, not for humans. Humans doing it would be embarrassing. When women speak it’s exactly the same thing. It makes all men feel a little less human. It reminds us that yes, we too were once running around shitting all over ourselves and trying to eat fucking rocks or some stupid shit like that — something nearly as stupid as a twenty minute conversation on why American football is “practically the same game” that football is in the rest of the world.
What the fuck?
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Aww, poor little boys, being hurt by girls and playing the blame game.
No one is perfect, thats what makes life interesting. Men do stupid, heartless things too, so stop whining about it and grow up. Everyones been hurt, what makes you so special?
Men don’t do anything wrong, ever. HAH, now thats a laugh.
Men should rule over their women. Women spend too much time talking, thinking and being emotional. This means they rarely get things done and it also means they don’t think logically. Women are not “equal” to men like all the sitcoms and Sex and the City likes to empower women and brainwash them into thinking. Men should rule over their women, and women need to stop being so unreal and playing the sexist card, and just shut the fuck up and let the MAN take care of business.
”I think he likes the fact his name Dick. And many of you guys agreeing with him are dick fans. And yes, i am calling the lot of you gay.”
Classic woman ignoring a real issue with a shaming tactic. How original!! seriously, this is a problem. I love women obviously. And me being 6′6 with a nice build I do get plenty of women. I do prefer to have 1 woman of course, but women talk too much, and don’t know when its inappropriate to start babbling. Guys don’t do this. for the most part, our English is soo good that we can paraphrase everything we need to say to save our breath. Of course not all women are like this, but MANY. And the fact that women are just attacking instead of saying ”Hey, its true, a lot of these women are like that”, you start grouping up because you cant take criticism. You know whats funny? some of you don’t even fall into this category of blabber mouths, but yet you still try and be defiant. Pure ignorance
I have only one question and I ask it from one man to another. Next time, could you do us a favor and not justify yourself by giving us a physical description and talking about your preferences? We get it. You’re a man and that means you obviously fuck women.
That and your lengthy monologue on paraphrasing made you a hypocrite.
I think that you truly wish that a woman’s pussy is a man’s ass. Because you really all are Fagots.
Yeah, all men are gay - sounds like you got it pretty bad. Do you have a disease that could kill you anytime, anywhere, anyplace - without warning?
No resuscitation, no CPR - when you get a cerebral hemorrhage, all you can do is pray for a fast and painless death.
But I’m sure you have it shitty. What’s wrong, did you put your number out on the internet? Feeling a little afrawd some mean old man will think you worth his time?
How does that make me a hypocrite? Why don’t you tell me?I mention myself because i wanted to.I know how women are. They will say I;m gay or a cant get a woman. A classic shaming tactic, so by me mentioning that I DO get women, this knocks off their angle of baseless insults. And as you can see they are still insulting the men on this boards manhood. And if you want to come at me, come correct, BECAUSE YOU ARE THE ONE WHO MAKES NO SENSE.
Women just decide one day they want a new life and they leave there husband and kids because they are selfish! Most women only think about themselves, If finances get tough then it’s the old “I just don’t love you anymore” It’s a joke women want to be spoiled constant, cheat, divorce and steal anything they can from there family because they need to be taken care of.They are more concerned with how they are taken care of above there own children! Then they feel like a super hero for leaving! They think they are a figgin scaller for leaving there family only to end up with some other guy who is worst then there original husband but has a nicer house! The only reason they ever stop this pathetic cycle is because they get older and lose there looks so they figure they can’t get any better.
That’s why women should shut the F up!
Haha I read this for a good laugh, I got one but its really sad too. Ladies don’t be offended by this. Its just the insecure men trying to feel supieror. The only reason ANYONE male or female has for putting down others is insecurity. The way this one sounds.. he’s gay and afraid to come out of the closet, so give him a little bit of a break. Just leave it at that.
This is true. And I can’t help but get frustrated by the insecurities of these men! I mean, they’ve never said ANYTHING like this until Dick came along…and their supposed to be the “Super Gender” or some shit like that. Why can’t everybody just be…y’know…equal?
I think he likes the fact his name Dick. And many of you guys agreeing with him are dick fans. And yes, i am calling the lot of you gay.
LMAO
there are other things that women have done to me but i cant even mention them here cause there so shameful and personal i wish i could to show you how badly the oppisite sex has treated me.
lets see the responsibilities of women as taught by the logic of today, raise kids, do dinner, clean the house, compared to a male
ok this is the males list of responsibility
Go to war and die for your country and im talking about being drafted meaning your forced to go women arent forced to go if your in the reserves or something or joined the army that was your choice cant blame it on men.
Support there family if a man stays home and doesnt work while his wife does then its a shameful thing which ima have to deal with perhaps since im disabled
not hit women even though she might be rude or just down right nasty and bossy demanding things as though she was a tyrant
not hit women even though they might cheat on the male and not give a shit
not hit a women when she’s dishonest only to bring up whatever was bugging her during a already agrivated argument thus agrivating it more
support the womens ass even though she cheated on her husband or got a divorce what gives you the right to ask for your husbands money when your the one who says fuck you i dont wanna be with you now if your husband hit you or something thats another thing or if he is the one who cheated thats another thing but im talking about these women who just get “bored” the legal system favors women which thus makes it sexist
As my old man used to say: “It’s all one-sided.”
How true.
Unfortunately, most men don’t abide by these rules. And yes, most women don’t abide by their rules either.
When a man gets angry, he gets PISSED. His first reaction? To hit his wife and not really give a damn about what he did. And another thing…a woman can probably do a MUCH better job at supporting the family herself than an average man could. If the woman has a kid, then yes, she can do a better job as a single mother than if a man was a single father.
Just saying. People don’t go by these rules anymore.
Sorry, but statictics kinda one up you there. Most of the criminals in jail right were raised by single mothers. Most of the gangbangers roaming the streets at night were raised by single mothers. Even the girls raised by singles mothers have become more violent in crimes than those raised by a single father or two parents. Hell, women are more violent in general then men.
Well, here’s the thing: there are some single mothers out there who got pregnant by accident, was left by the father of the child, and was destined to fend for herself and her baby. This can cause anybody to go through an emotional period, and the child can sense this, therefore scarring them for life. I was raised by a single mother. Thing is, she actually had a strong will to survive and an independent streak that most women lack. She took care of me and my younger sister, and we both turned out great. So you can’t really say that women are more violent than men, because there are a lot of bad people out there who were raised by BOTH parents, but their dads were complete assholes.
Yeah I can. I can pull up lots of examples where the single mother actively abuse the child(ren). Also I can pull up lots of stories where the women ACTIVELY pushed the father away. Where the mother pushed up lots of false charges and moved to make sure the father would never see the kids again THEN told the kids daddy loved him. Or the women who fucked so many men that they had to go to a talk show host to find the father and STILL couldn’t figure out who the dad was, only to give up and tell the child the same crap. But here’s what makes women more violent than men. Men have laws against other men who pull crap.
Men actively look down on men who abuse women or kids. Even the murders in jail look down upon male rapists. However most women don’t even believe men can get raped, or abused, or anything. Women expect men to defend themselves, else they liked it. Or this,when was the last time you saw a female abuser in media that didn’t have some mental problem in the story? They never go on about how their victims suffer or their personal backgrounds just how they were “stressed”. When was the last time you saw a male rapist get off because he was “stressed”?
Well then, there’s definately a reason why they pushed the fathers away.
1. The women could’ve just been fucked in the head.
2. The fathers were abusive or had an unhealthy habit (such as drinking too much)
And of course, I’m not saying that there are NO women out there that are whores. I mean, of course there are the fucked up ones who fuck every guy they can get and then they freak out when they have a kid.
I’m basically saying that the male rapist probably got his title because A. he was a really horny bastard, or B. he was raised by a single, stressed mother.
And I do get frustrated when people ignorantly think that men can’t get raped, because they most definately can. And it’s sad. But you don’t hear about that often, and I sometimes wonder why.
One more thing, you can google something called “The Invisible Boy” for that. Just for effect.
you think that being asked to do dishes or to have sex when a male wants is wrong? what about my ex who got pregnant on me by another man acting like a whore? what about the ex who treated me like a child and would hvae let me commit suicide for the sake of some stupid admittedly unimportant phone call, where were my rights at this time? No for men its shut up and act like a man but for women if she wants to nag and talk about her problems and just make shit out of any situation then go ahead its ok for you cause your a women your delusion of equal rights is not only stupid but an insult.
Rick I think i’m in love with you. ; )
Ok I have to ask these questions one what would you do if someone talked about your daughter like this , or your mom for all that matters?Number 2 no one ever answered my question about why they are so made. number 3 if you were ill and in the hospital would you mind a nurse or a female Dr. working on you to save your life? These are real questions. Also is this way of thinking something you have learned from watching your parents? Did your mom hide in a closet of walk around mum all the time til your dad let her speak? And do you teach these ideas to your kids?
mad….. sorry
1- I don’t have children and don’t want to have any. Also, The women in my family are strong, independent women who don’t need men’s protection… Therefore, I don’t feel any obligation to defend its “honor”. Feminism has liberated me from that duty, hehe.
2- Who say that we are angry?
3- If the alternative is to die without help, I take a woman doctor. But, if I have the choice over the genre of the doctor… you guess.
4- I have learned watching as the world works, and as men and women behave.
Now, leave this site.
Most people dont feel the need to come to these websites and tell someone to shut the fuck up if they are not angry , most happy people dont talk to others like that unless they are unhappy As for your Mom and other females in your family being strong I dont believe it for a min or you wouldnt be as hateful as you sound right now. A strong female loves and nourishis their children and their children return and give back to the world. The strong female also teaches her kids male or female they can do or be anything and nothing can hold them back. So Nadie being the strong female I wish you love and peace. I also want you to know and every other female out there you can do anything. I own my own painting and remodeling company, I also wash clothes and do dishies and take care of my husband every night. And still hve time to pray for people like you. Good luck,
i dont think the point of this site is to say women shouldnt be strong he’s saying that women shouldnt be rude and expecting males to do certain things for them like pay for there dinners and such when women fought so hard for equal rights and such, thats my view on it anyway, and yes women do have a rude tendency to nag and fight with there husbands that doesnt make you strong it makes you rude and abusing your so called rights because if a man was to do the same to you youd say oh he’s controlling and all this other list things that are wrong with how your husband or a man treats you thus another point that you dont really believe in equality. We dont want women to act like slaves i dont anyway what i want is a women who respects me and doesnt try to act like my mother or tell me what to do and nag me and order me about why cause you have no right to do those things my mother does but your not my mother, women act as though the entire marriage is centered around them sometimes and nothing revolves around there husbands you put more attention into EVERYTHING but your husband which is wrong because you made vows and vows arent flimsy things that you can just throw aside kids do not come first they come equally maybe but do not go above your husband you should be happy you even have the rights you do like i said in other posts if it was any other country and you spoke rudely to your husband or cheated on your husband or insulted your husband you would be killed thus why dont you try using your so called equal rights to make lives better for EVERYONE NOT JUST YOURSELVES
Dude ok I get on article or two about women’s inferiorities to men but you are just talking shit out of your ass right now, your a funny guy and your blog is interesting so write about DIFFERENT things, cause your just pissing and moaning about the same thing over and over again.
Question: What did your mom/girlfriends do to you that got you so fucked up? Or maybe your just alittle too happy about your penis which im sure is great but get a life seriously hun..
Write new things, interesting things so I can actually subscribe = )
Why are you men so angry?
Why are you so incompetent about men???
Possibly because she is both sexually frigid and non-orgasmic.
Probably because you fuck dogs in the ass. This one if for you too, Commander Scott
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Women need to shut the fuck up and listen to men, I mean really listen.
Any time I hear a woman pipe up and speak I know its going to be something dumb coming out of her mouth.
Women: know your place! And shut the fuck up!
Oh yeah, like guys never EVER say anything retarded. Of course. -_-
Why do you bother with women, you hate women turn gay or stay single, you do have choices, guys. I am sure the girls won’t mind losing a few more misogynist males from the dating pool. Take responsibility! “if you can’t stand the heat get out of the kitchen” {sic}
Thats what I’ve been telling them lol. Its true, the girls won’t mind at all. In fact they’d probably prefer having less hateful dickheads to turn down.
But you DON´T. And that´s SO fucked up.
I agree. To be point blank women are the devils tool and do nothing but make man lower themselves to their level which in the end justifies what they do to ruin a mans life. Since Adam they have done their fathers bidding (Satan) And how are they rewarded ? well they sucker a man into marriage and after they have a few kids they divorce the man , take all he has and all that he will earn for the next 20 years to support the children by the (in the best interest of the children ,court ruled extortion of mans wages) and at the same time they post on date sites how they need a man in their life but that they have children that are the (center) of their life and that you are to accept them as being first above you!!! but they want you… Please what crap is this ? I am willing to live alone than to be second to some kids that a bitch had by another man and for her to pull the same thing she did to original husband in the end, hence the they (women) are satins tool.. Cause in the end the only one that wins is satin. Fuck Women and fuck YOU!!! Satin .
I totally agree. Women need to know when to shut the fuck up.
Is this an attempt to solicit a murder? I hope the law get wind of this atrocious logic, not so much the death threat. I’m pretty sure Dick can fend off assassins sent by women with his big toe.
Tell All Women To Shut The Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck Up!Im Sick Of All These Fucking Scumbag Bith Fuckers To Go Blabing On To Every Fucking Les Stripper!
I praise this man.
no one said women should not exist.
just men are better than women.
Ps. women aren’t allowed on this site anyway. leave.
You sound like a complete fucking douchebag, I take it you get rejected in life by woman often. Someone sounds like a scorned bitch! “Bitch” meaning you! Woman are the reason why we are even alive! If not for them, you would not be here you cum guzzling piece of shit! It is obvious you do not get much pussy at all, I here a pussy pocket comes in handy for fat fucks such as yourself :D Try one out
Mike, you are a real LOSER. Sounds like you lost your balls to too much sex and the city, and you’ve been feminized. It’s sad seeing men turn into pussies and women to control them. It’s like seeing a male feminist. Very amusing. Have a nice life catering to womens every needs. They can never be satisfied and are living paradoxes. One day you’ll realize loser.