When Women Should Shut the Fuck Up
People are always asking me what the qualities of the perfect wife are. Mostly men. That’s because women don’t give a fuck about what makes a perfect wife.
Have you ever seen a “romantic” comedy? I say “romantic” because what it should be is “woman” comedy — and by woman I mean “shitty” or “not a”. Those bullshit movies are all about how horrible and fucking stupid women can behave whilst the right thing to do is staring them in face like a Stop sign, and how some poor schmuck with a job that lets him loaf around town all day doing nothing can be guilted into putting up with getting fucked over for two hours and calling a spade with a shrew nose a fucking prize pig by the end of it all.
Maybe instead of romantic comedies they should be called documentaries.
The perfect wife is one who knows when to shut the fuck up. That’s it. I think Indiana Jones said it best.
“You’re insulting them and you’re embarrassing me.” -Indiana Jones
That’s all women do when they speak: insult and embarrass; them and me respectively. That’s why the perfect wife just has to know when to shut the fuck up. I’ve always said women are like works of art. Even if they’re atrocious and moody (which they mostly are) they can be enjoyed because you can look away or close your eyes whenever you’re done with them.
For some help on this topic, here’s my helpful set of rules for women on knowing when the fuck to shut the fuck up. I call it Dick’s Guide On The Prudence Of Women Shutting The Fuck Up.
1. Shut up when a man is talking or when a man starts to talk.
2. Shut up when a man stops talking suddenly.
That first rule is a man-obvious one, even wild animals follow it. The second, however, is the key to the perfect wife. It’s the extra mile. See, when a woman is speaking and insulting and embarrassing everyone, the man she’s with will likely stop speaking from insult or embarrassment. It happens every day. I used to be a bartender so you can trust me on that one.
Imagine you’re at a cricket match. You don’t know how the game works because fucking no one does, but you know when to cheer and when to leave. It’s because everyone else is doing it. That’s all I’m saying here. Women don’t know how to speak or be civilized. It’s like cricket to them. Women just need to take their cues on shutting the fuck up from everyone else. There’s nothing wrong with that. It’s smart (womanly speaking).
Let me put it like this. You know how we have toilets as a species? That’s because running around shitting all over ourselves and sleeping in it is for animals, not for humans. Humans doing it would be embarrassing. When women speak it’s exactly the same thing. It makes all men feel a little less human. It reminds us that yes, we too were once running around shitting all over ourselves and trying to eat fucking rocks or some stupid shit like that — something nearly as stupid as a twenty minute conversation on why American football is “practically the same game” that football is in the rest of the world.
What the fuck?
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November 26th, 2007 at 6:33 am - IP Man-Hash: e26ca77fcef8d
Wouldn’t that be great -then you men would be in real trouble as the female would become far more valuable then they are now - and all of the men on here who obviously hate women because they find it almost impossible to get laid- would find it absolutely impossible. You sure wouldn’t ever get a woman then. China is realising it’s mistake because there are so many men who are now forced to be gay or celibate- just like all of the men on here- so you have something in comman allready. So don’t sweat it weirdo.
November 26th, 2007 at 6:48 am - IP Man-Hash: e26ca77fcef8d
The facts are that women have invented many many things that you to use in your everyday life and have had many scientific breakthroughs that have probably helped you or could very well help you in the future.
Of course in a patriarchal society tests made by western men for western men would ensure that men do better- that is just comman sense- I know you don’t have any however try very very hard to use what little brain you have to understand this.
These tests also put at a disadvantge men of other cultures how do you explain that???
How do you explain also the many women who do better then men on these tests???? I also imagine that most women and people of other cultures despit the disadvantages of such tests -to them -would still do far and away better then you. This is also a fact! I know you don’t uderstand why it is a fact- just the very fact that you use a web site like this to justify your pathetic ideas is testament to this!
November 26th, 2007 at 8:10 am - IP Man-Hash: 41f6de747e750
Oh really? I dont think so. EQUAL to man? EQUAL? No, fuck no. Lick my nuts, no.
Proof? No one takes an ad hominem screeching harpy seriously. Fuck off this website.
November 26th, 2007 at 10:32 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
You’re missing the point…..She’s discrediting it because she has obviously picked up that men are better at spatial awareness and the like, and this is what apparently determines most of the intelligence. And it just so happens that it is a study carried out by men, that asses intelligence with the greater emphasis on area in which men succeed.
November 26th, 2007 at 10:36 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Careful Ms Human. He’s getting angry soon he may need to prove himself to you by listing his high school achievements….
Proof? No one takes an ad hominem screeching harpy seriously. Fuck off this website.
See!! Now you got him all delusional and he is hearing screeching sounds. Well done Ms Human…you’ve sent him into a state of psychosis in which he hears high pitched sounds and randomly demands sexual favours so he feels as though he is superior. LMAO
November 26th, 2007 at 11:04 am - IP Man-Hash: 5acb8d5dc39dd
At least I dont sit on my ass all day infront of a com like you growing fat without anything to show for.
How do you pull that 5 lines of drivel together? If you actually read her post, you would notice both the ad hominems and the correlation to a screeching harpy. But as always, you love to have your ass kissed and to kiss ass.
December 6th, 2007 at 2:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9307c4982ea65
I find this whole debate utterly hilarious. Both sides are just ridiculous. Though I will say, the opposing side I view as pathetic. Why the hell do they try so hard to make a point. Its not worth their time an effort because they’re just feeding the thoughts of the unopposed. Obviously the person who wrote it is either not getting laid, or he really IS that big of an ass, so people shouldn’t waist their breath. Get over yourselves. If you wanna save the world, go do something more productive. I’m beerbitch and I am a chick. Peaceout.
February 13th, 2008 at 8:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2ca58e3dfdcb2
Alright, so without getting confrontational, I think we should all agree that the people on this website aren’t getting laid. Or they are retarded. Possibly a nasty combination of the two.
You can’t deny it. And I think it’s fucking hilarious, please keep at it.
February 13th, 2008 at 9:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8
Alright, with being totally confrontational, we should all remind Me why Manginas and being Lamely Gimp-ish is not cool.
But like all whiny retards, Me-opia is cracked the fuck out. Just more of the crack, with a hint of stupid.
I can’t deny banging your mother. She was damned good, even swallowed a little. Hey, gagging old gals is a MANS job, bitch.
Remember, being stupid AND speaking publicly are two things a Hunchback like yourself shouldn’t do. Like you said, one of you is a self-proclaimed Alcohol Whore (you know, flatbacking for free beer), and the other is not even good enough to be ME.
February 13th, 2008 at 9:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Once again, all western women are like this. We all know them, they’re all nothing but garbage. Stupid, liars, and hypocrites, always assuming they know more than the men doing all of the work. Oh, they could take over their own lives and accept responsibility, it’s just BELOW them to do so.
Let’s see how much longer you say that when in the blink of an eye you’re an lonely bloated 30-something with a useless, quota-enforced degree earned in a pro-pussy education environment and none of us will even give you the time of the day. Oh, karma is funny like that - and karma isn’t a bitch, he’s just fair.
February 21st, 2008 at 4:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 00704020661d6
Wow!!! I do not understand it; I love pussy and like most women. Not all of them… fat ones, black ones, and ugly ones… no way; but Oprah…ehh, not a fan but I can respect she is richer than 99.9 percent of the male population. She has the power to crack this site and have everyone killed for a blunt. Please she could squirt piss on you in the characters of her name as you die slowly and painfully and they would never find out who did it. On the other hand, sorry ladies, the richest person in this country is a man and all the names that you hear of in the history books: Isaac Newton, Albert Einstien, Ulysses S Grant, Nostridomus (sp.check), Willard Philmore, Isaac B. Hayes, even two nobody persidents… all men! Even blacks get more attention than women: Martin Luther and his son JR, Ely Whitney, Barrack Obama is leading the poles. This country would rather have a black president that a women, sad, but true. I guess what I am trying to say is this site is fucked up… Period!! You can’t get your dick wet with out a women and any women trying to act out against this site is dumb and knows most of the content probably applies to them personnally on some level or another. It makes me laugh. “HA” If half you ingrate water fed muslce heads could talk nice mabye a women would like you. I need not tell my wife to shut up because i never stop talking; and we are happy and i am typing one hand right NOW WHILE HAVING SEX…. THAT RIGHT GUYS…… WITH A WOMAN! so i am screwing the enemy OMG atleast i don’t fuck mens asses!!!! All you dry dick wonders wow!!1 You have won my vote and most like to kill many women and cut off there breast and vaginas and wear them around the house like stickers…. serious canidates. Ladies get the fuck off this site please you are embarrassing yourselves many of your facts don’t make sense and if they did it wouldn’t matter it is like using a flashlight of the surface of the sun RETARDED ALL YOU WOMEN WHO HAVE RESPONDED TO THIS SITE please learn when to shut the fuck up… (I just cum) Please that’s what this blog is about and guess what? Now is great time to start. Oh, hey guys; seriously; jerk off more or somthing….. make me sick you circle-jerking- cereal-killing-dry-dick Female-bashing-headero-phobic weirdos??? Jesus Christ i need to take a walk. Peace..
P.s. I won’t be coming back to this site… 10 IQ points is all I have to lose sitting typing on this website.
February 21st, 2008 at 4:41 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Ha ha. No.
What kind of a fucking loser is so self-absorbed that they think they are the center of the universe? People like that should be lined up and shot.
February 21st, 2008 at 4:46 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Wait… could it be?
Holy shit, this could be a suicide note! 1 less man married to a superficial western girl - good way to start the day.
February 21st, 2008 at 8:53 am - IP Man-Hash: c920e0d3b5469
I’m sure he’ll be less garrulous after the Divorce…
February 21st, 2008 at 3:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: c0ffbe38c0a1f
This country would rather have a black president that a women, sad, but true. I guess what I am trying to say is this site is fucked up… Period!!
…Someone tell me that was a idiot and not a regular american. That hurts my brain to read.
February 23rd, 2008 at 1:28 am - IP Man-Hash: 03b48d068c93f
Are you gay? What the fuck would you do without a women? You call us trash and empty space….if we were not around where would you put your fucking nasty cock! when it comes to sex we are not empty space are we?
Your mother must suck you off pretty good if your faggot ass is so anti-women!!
FUCK OFF PRICK!!!
February 23rd, 2008 at 6:27 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
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March 10th, 2008 at 4:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 40a6f327786ab
I am going to kill all of you. I swear. You think this is a joke and I can’t do it, but I swear to God, before the end of my life I will ensure that you die.
You are going to laugh at this, you are going to talk about how I must be a woman, how I need to shut up, etc. It’s fine.
March 10th, 2008 at 4:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: 60bbd967a6d59
You sound like someone to whom this subject is a sore one, friend.
March 10th, 2008 at 4:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: 66307f2033b1b
I’m at 40 deg 50′03.25N/74 deg 30′25.51W
Come on down anytime!