When Women Should Shut the Fuck Up
People are always asking me what the qualities of the perfect wife are. Mostly men. That’s because women don’t give a fuck about what makes a perfect wife.
Have you ever seen a “romantic” comedy? I say “romantic” because what it should be is “woman” comedy — and by woman I mean “shitty” or “not a”. Those bullshit movies are all about how horrible and fucking stupid women can behave whilst the right thing to do is staring them in face like a Stop sign, and how some poor schmuck with a job that lets him loaf around town all day doing nothing can be guilted into putting up with getting fucked over for two hours and calling a spade with a shrew nose a fucking prize pig by the end of it all.
Maybe instead of romantic comedies they should be called documentaries.
The perfect wife is one who knows when to shut the fuck up. That’s it. I think Indiana Jones said it best.
“You’re insulting them and you’re embarrassing me.” -Indiana Jones
That’s all women do when they speak: insult and embarrass; them and me respectively. That’s why the perfect wife just has to know when to shut the fuck up. I’ve always said women are like works of art. Even if they’re atrocious and moody (which they mostly are) they can be enjoyed because you can look away or close your eyes whenever you’re done with them.
For some help on this topic, here’s my helpful set of rules for women on knowing when the fuck to shut the fuck up. I call it Dick’s Guide On The Prudence Of Women Shutting The Fuck Up.
1. Shut up when a man is talking or when a man starts to talk.
2. Shut up when a man stops talking suddenly.
That first rule is a man-obvious one, even wild animals follow it. The second, however, is the key to the perfect wife. It’s the extra mile. See, when a woman is speaking and insulting and embarrassing everyone, the man she’s with will likely stop speaking from insult or embarrassment. It happens every day. I used to be a bartender so you can trust me on that one.
Imagine you’re at a cricket match. You don’t know how the game works because fucking no one does, but you know when to cheer and when to leave. It’s because everyone else is doing it. That’s all I’m saying here. Women don’t know how to speak or be civilized. It’s like cricket to them. Women just need to take their cues on shutting the fuck up from everyone else. There’s nothing wrong with that. It’s smart (womanly speaking).
Let me put it like this. You know how we have toilets as a species? That’s because running around shitting all over ourselves and sleeping in it is for animals, not for humans. Humans doing it would be embarrassing. When women speak it’s exactly the same thing. It makes all men feel a little less human. It reminds us that yes, we too were once running around shitting all over ourselves and trying to eat fucking rocks or some stupid shit like that — something nearly as stupid as a twenty minute conversation on why American football is “practically the same game” that football is in the rest of the world.
What the fuck?
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December 17th, 2006 at 1:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: ee1ce8f3a9882
Wrong, Ana. He sure enough can have a wife like he wants. She won’t have English as a native language, though. Google for “marriage strike”. You English speaking fiends have priced yourselves out of the market. A full 22% of marriageable men have stated they will never marry an Ameriskank.
For forty years, you fiends have done every nasty thing to men you can think of. Said every nasty thing you can think of. When men have finally noticed and start answering back, how pious you get. Barfff!!!
Did you know that U.S. men marrying Russian wives have an average income of $100,000? Hee, hee.
December 18th, 2006 at 6:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0172809c697ed
About the whole “When women should shut the fuck up” thing; You guys are close minded, ignorant, idiots and if it wasn’t for women, your asses wouldn’t even be here. By the way you “guys” are talking, you must be some real fucking FAGGOTS who got fucked over by a women who has more sense to stay with your low life self and I mean that in the worse way possible! =) Your all the prime examples of some losers who always end up by themselves, but I mean look on the bright side…you’ll always have each other right?. That’ll do you a whole lot of good…
December 18th, 2006 at 6:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 365f3985f0976
I actually wish more guys would be like you. Real men. They’re hot!
December 18th, 2006 at 6:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6897e3ddf8ad0
We know, Sara. Now get the fuck out of here.
-Dick
December 18th, 2006 at 11:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6c8f8add62547
Another basket case with the same message. Blah blah blah..
If it weren’t for men you wouldn’t be here either nitwit. And if men were as dumb as you women are we would all be loving in caves. You parasites only know how to insult, degrade and make others miserable.
Now fuk off witch.
December 19th, 2006 at 6:40 am - IP Man-Hash: b9b7e9fe9772b
December 19th, 2006 at 6:41 am - IP Man-Hash: b9b7e9fe9772b
bah, fucking confusing quote commands. Just lets say the second paragraph I wrote and the first was her bullshit.
December 27th, 2006 at 9:26 am - IP Man-Hash: c81d7c00b5ef0
Honestly i dont think men are less or women for that matter. Realy how can we set a standard? Were human a twisted mix of monsters and victims. Honestly society is degrading like dominios why do we spend time looking for those who are less then we? Who are we to judge? Honestly i spent most of my life a coldheart. Realy some of your views are that wemon are weaker and stupid? Honestly you must see the stupidity of that in itself? In the dark times of our day were familys are being shot and raped tortured so often that its surpassed a daily bases and the only thing you can start a vendetta against is the oposite sex?
Honestly that seems petty to me. Are there bad women out there? Yes. Are there bad men? Yes. Fact is if your looking for a absolution to direct hatred to you wolnt find one. Theres good and bad people on every side there is on every conflict every matter. To rule in such absolutes falls in the realm of arogence. Are we so blind today?Realy what does this place acomplish? All it does is teach men to me ignorent and teaches wemon to be cruel? I mean honestly whats the point? You belive women are lesser due to a different body build up. K now what? You gonna treat some one like shit? Brilliant! Solves everything. It dosent bother me that you find women lesser is how you deal with it i find petty. I mean if they are stupid and weak.
Why dont you help them? i think that be far more productive. Like you say women are bad at math why dont you help to make them good at math? Realy and women are destroying Mankind? o.O You do realize without wemon reproduction would be trickey… Realy its societys fault howmany daughters are whores? Many realy tomany. Howmany sons are drug addicts rapiest and child abusers? Also far tomany. I look back in my yearbooks and almost every guy i knew failed or droped out and is either in jail or selling drugs to kids who were younger then they were and every girl i knew is either pregent riding a pole or riding something else. What happend to society? Realy you gonna tell me wemon caused all this? Honestly if you all know so much about women and their inperfections? Why are you sitting here being useless talking your mouth off. How about you create a new site a guide for women mabye raise enough money to start a college for wemon? teach them proper manners and such? Mabye even not just for our lost daughters but also our lost sons? Teach them a trade a honorable one?
Realy all your site created was more hate. Why not get rid of sexism? makes as much sense as raciest
December 27th, 2006 at 10:11 am - IP Man-Hash: a58b89dfef2e8
Shut the fuck up.
December 27th, 2006 at 11:14 am - IP Man-Hash: 796c1d8aebfd3
stupid women
December 27th, 2006 at 12:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0c6d053ae8b5e
I’ll take advice on the virtues of tribalism from someone who can fucking spell “racist”.
December 27th, 2006 at 3:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: b9b7e9fe9772b
…Er ok, Taber, as a woman its hard for you, but there is a thing called ’spell check’ on your computer? You know, to make sure you spell fucking things right? ‘Tomany’ ‘raciest’.
I whole heartedly agree.
Also, Misogyny, unlike racism, is fucking legal ^_^(Why do you think this site is still up?). So it’s not the same thing really. I despise racism personally. And yes, I agree it is societies fault. A society biased towards women.
December 27th, 2006 at 5:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6897e3ddf8ad0
A college for wemon? Get the fuck off my site, you stupid adorable thing.
-Dick
December 27th, 2006 at 9:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5fdb78f644952
Taber’s post is the first lengthy one I’ve ever seen that has at least one error in every single line, without exception.
A very impressive wemon.
-wolfe
December 28th, 2006 at 6:03 am - IP Man-Hash: 618148ce3e6ad
I can understand why men think as they do. It is mutual. And-a whether or not it’s been said before, I’ll just go ahead and make my opinion known.
The impressions I got of this site were as I expected from the title; I got a good laugh out of it, actually- but honestly- women say similar things about men, and are no better than men about being closed minded, surely!
Well, despite the biased ranting, any woman could do good to take Dick’s advice and keep it in mind to hold her tongue at certain times when she shoots off- for later reference. It’s all part of the desire to understand him better, and would save one another a bit of animosity.
The advice should be done in return. Golly, if something like that could catch on, then I don’t think we’d need sites like this- but I suppose socialism doesn’t really work, either.
Optimism, gemtleman- It’s all about tolerance~
December 28th, 2006 at 7:40 am - IP Man-Hash: a61adf934c0e4
“Also, Misogyny, unlike racism, is fucking legal ^_^(Why do you think this site is still up?). So it’s not the same thing really. I despise racism personally. And yes, I agree it is societies fault. A society biased towards women. ”
There’s no racism anti-speech laws in the US. We aren’t a multicult police state like Europe. In Europe, people are arrested for SPEECH. In the 21st CENTURY.
I’m a conservative and very anti-multicultism, but I’m not a racist. But what Europe does when it jails people for QUESTIONING the status quo is say to all young white males - “Hi. The natural political philosophy of your people is 1940’s Nazism, and we can’t have you realizing it.”
December 28th, 2006 at 7:57 am - IP Man-Hash: c670e8108de13
Since when has Europe ever been a state, sots?
December 28th, 2006 at 8:07 am - IP Man-Hash: 5fdb78f644952
Seems to me about 441,000 other people use the term the same general way SotS did. Most of them in Europe, too.
The people of Europe seem to have a somewhat dimmer view of the ‘European State’ than their political masters, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t an ongoing political project.
-wolfe
December 28th, 2006 at 8:52 am - IP Man-Hash: c670e8108de13
Irrespective of the European Union’s vision to create a European State (European Federation) in the future, you cannot really suggest with much conviction that Europe exists or operates as a state today.
It is true that some aspects of the European Union influence the policies and decisions made by member states, Brussels is not (at this time) a central government for states in Europe. To refer to Europe as a “state” in the context in which sots has used it, seems indicative of a misunderstanding of how Europe actually operates and exists. How can sots backup his idea that Europe is a police state if Europe does not exist as a state, strictly speaking?
December 28th, 2006 at 9:41 am - IP Man-Hash: c670e8108de13
I think there are a number of people who disagree with the assertion that the US aren’t a police state, like this webmaster for example or this person and here and look, here too! Whatever is going on with governments around the globe people have theories that a police state exists in the US and exist in European Countries… who do we believe? It depends who is pointing the finger, I guess.