Whore-o-ween: Now For Kids!
If it looks like a stripper and costs like a stripper then it’s a stripper.
This Halloween, woman-kind has lowered the bar of decency yet another inch in their eternal quest for gold at the Whore Olympics, by giving their daughters the key to the Halloween Slut closet six years ahead of schedule.
If you haven’t been watching the news, or you haven’t attended any elementary school Halloween parties, let me tell you about the trick or treat you’ve been missing.
Jailbait.
I hereby give MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s coveted Honorary Man of the Month award to every mom and daughter combination who’ve conspired to put their pre-teen in one of these massively inappropriate outfits this season. Good work, ladies. You are pioneers in feminist ass-busting just like me, Dick Masterson.
All women are prostitutes. They’re not all lady businessmen; they’re not all able to spot the difference between a bounced check and a bar of gold; and they’re not all about to listen to reason for the first time as if they were a broken 70’s television set with wood paneling and a UHF knob that suddenly sprouted Bluetooth.
All women are whores.
That’s what Valentine’s Day is. One day set aside where you can pay your wife 50 dollars for a blow job. It’s cheaper than Christmas.
That’s what alimony is. In both prostitution and divorce, you’re paying the whore to leave. If you’re married, make sure you get your money’s worth before the bill comes. It’ll be the size of your phone number.
That’s what Halloween is. Whoretopia.
I’m sickened each time I hear an ad promoting science and math among little girls. Little girls are stupider than their adult counterparts — way stupider. Now we’re supposed to teach them math just because the radio tells us to? I have a better idea. Why don’t we all just field goal kick footballs into each other’s nuts because the radio tells us to? That’s as pointless as putting a Calculus book in front of a little girl and not expecting three hours of crying and 50 dollars of Toys R Us.
No matter what their age, a woman’s affection is the same cost.
Feminism has been trying to cram the square peg of The Woman into the round hole that is The World for years. And they’ve been doing it with such Herculean tantrums, everyone has adopted their motto.
Women are more than whores.
What the fuck is wrong with a whore?
Some of the greatest whores in human history have been whores. Putting your little girl into one of these obscene costumes isn’t negligent; it’s catapulting her into a life of whoring that is very much a reality for women.
Who knows what pinnacles she’ll reach. She could be a famous actress or a wealthy lady-lawyer. Both careers require tremendous amounts of whoring. She could even be president — or at least make a mockery of an attempt at running. After all, who else but a fucking whore grins like a rictus idiot while their husband fucks a fat pig on national television. That’s what it takes for a woman to become president.
These outrageously over-sexualized costumes are not only illegal to jerk off to, they’re also an SAT prep course for pre-teen girls. Buy your son a chemistry set or a calculator. Don’t waste your daughter’s time. And don’t waste her future on books.
The only thing you do when you cram a square peg into a round hole is shave off the corners. Then you don’t even have a square, you have some kind of fucked, rounded oblong with a Women’s Studies degree and a cunt that hasn’t been cracked open since Thriller. Instead of cramming a square peg into a round hole, why not just chuck it into the sewer.
Happy Whore-o-ween to all the men. And to all the women, fuck off my website.
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October 31st, 2007 at 8:17 am - IP Man-Hash: e024aa3fc5cc0
If I have children, I hope they’re all boys.
October 31st, 2007 at 8:35 am - IP Man-Hash: 1252893d0f4f5
I don’t need Halloween to be slut day, I already have it every day of the year
October 31st, 2007 at 8:41 am - IP Man-Hash: 0c5221ee9fc57
I hate Halloween too. I totally agree with you Dick. I also hate it because, to every party i go to, every whore is just trying to make the best of it. There was a time you had to look ugly and scary but whores have morphed it into another whore parade. It is just another excuse to show their butts while playing the safe card “hey i am wearing an outfit”, which looks like a “sexier” and dirtier one than what they wear everyday. They ruined it. At some point, it was fun just to imagine the people under their crappy ugly scary outfit, and from my point of view, that was sexy. Someone should tell the whores, sexy isn’t about showing skin or dressing like a whore, it’s about all about how you move, how you stand but more importantly, what clever shit you can put out that mouth of yours.
October 31st, 2007 at 8:51 am - IP Man-Hash: e36376410e1aa
Why would you hate that? It’s like a free strip club.
-Dick
October 31st, 2007 at 9:04 am - IP Man-Hash: 0264d76590fb0
Its not women’s faults they are whores. It’s their titties fault.
October 31st, 2007 at 9:24 am - IP Man-Hash: a645cd3af8c9d
Id be willing to bet the only parents letting their daughters into these costumes are single mothers.
October 31st, 2007 at 11:29 am - IP Man-Hash: d6988197e8e75
I second this manly notion.
October 31st, 2007 at 11:34 am - IP Man-Hash: 0c5221ee9fc57
Lol i’m not that horny thanks. As stated, i find sexy other things than undressing whores, so i guess to each his own…
October 31st, 2007 at 11:45 am - IP Man-Hash: c4d026b819ad4
I love Halloween. And I love it when women let out their inner whore. It’s less bullshit.
-Dick
October 31st, 2007 at 12:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: f8db05f6650d9
Uli you said it used to be ugly and scary… it is ugly and scary! Last Friday in NYC we must have seen more than six french maids between 57th & 52nd on 8 Ave. They were all fat and ugly and the last one had black make up running down her face with the rain. 5 shots later I couldn’t get that scary sight out of my mind
October 31st, 2007 at 12:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: c4d026b819ad4
That’s why men invented the $35 cover charge.
-Dick
October 31st, 2007 at 12:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: c41f2159ece8c
Sorry, I hate Halloween. The trick or treat bullshit has now made its way across the atlantic into the UK. It’s a fucking stupid american idea (sorry America) and all it does is teach kids to demand money with menaces. “Give me sweets (money) or I’ll throw eggs at your house (kill you).”
Now it looks like Halloween is time to prepare the young girls for whoredom. Sometimes America pisses me off big time. There are a lot of good things that have come from Uncle Sam but there are just as many that I wish you’d kept on your side of the Pond. Halloween is just one. I could name a few more.
October 31st, 2007 at 2:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: 497a2bd14e918
Hey, it didn’t originate here. We just commercialized it.
Gotta love the good ol’ US of A. If a profit can be squeezed out of it, we’ll be the ones to do it.
As for Whore-o-ween, women just look for excuses to whore it up.
All those single mothers past their expiration date are living vicariously through their pre-teen daughters. Sick
October 31st, 2007 at 3:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: d7677dd907e52
And that is called hitting the nail on the head. Well done.
October 31st, 2007 at 3:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: c41f2159ece8c
And there is nothing wrong with that. I would have just preferred it if you had kept it on YOUR side of the Atlantic. You know how toffee-nosed we Brits are. We shun beggars in the street but to get the fuckers at the front door really pisses us off.
October 31st, 2007 at 4:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7381abe25f9d0
And there is nothing wrong with that. I would have just preferred it if you had kept it on YOUR side of the Atlantic. You know how toffee-nosed we Brits are. We shun beggars in the street but to get the fuckers at the front door really pisses us off.
@Rob,
I see your point about the beggars- rather unmanly. I usually offer them Broccoli. I realize that guns are illegal in UK but when I went down to Westminister Abbey/Parliment building the morning after the June 07 nightclub bombings (to show the terrorist cowards they won’t get their way) the police had machine guns out front. Legalize machine guns or shotguns and your egg throwing will disappear for a wide swatch around your residence ( I know mine has). Finding solutions- that is Americana!(or Germanic)
October 31st, 2007 at 5:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0c5221ee9fc57
Yea they let out their inner whore and men let out their inner can’t fight the whore cause of under influence of alcohol.. So i guess the whore still wins?
October 31st, 2007 at 5:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: c4d026b819ad4
Uli, how do you think a whore wins? It’s a service like a plumber or a carpenter. They don’t win because they fixed your toilet for 150 bucks.
-Dick
October 31st, 2007 at 5:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 844bc4f871fb2
those pictures are asking the girl to get abducted by a pedophile
October 31st, 2007 at 6:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: c41f2159ece8c
I don’t get problems here as I sit with a box of eggs myself. Any little brat throws one at my property gets one right back at ‘em. I don’t hit the kid, I usually aim for the parent with them. I don’t need a shotgun; they know not to fuck with me.
October 31st, 2007 at 7:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: cfc16a8e6e502
The American double standard.
Touching a woman against her wishes can be sexual assault, and “forcing yourself” on a woman is rape. Yet women are allowed to dress like whores and pervert themselves around in any fashion that suits them at the moment.
Child porn is against the law, as is pedophiling. Yet, I can promise you that thousands if not millions of mentally-unsat men are jerking off right now to “little miss chamber-maid” and “pirate wench”. If America purports the idea of sexual deviancy being an ACTUAL crime, why do they make no moves to prevent it? I do believe prevention is half the battle.
Kind of like pre-pregnancy exorcisms. That way, you will get a baby boy for sure. If it doesn’t turn the woman into a pillar of salt. Anyways, here’s another thing that really pisses me the fuck off:
If a woman sits on my lap in a bar and grabs my junk, that really pisses me the fuck off.
(1) I’m drinking. I go to a bar to drink. Don’t bother me when I’m drinking.
(2) That’s my junk. If I want you to touch it, I’ll tell you.
(3) Sitting on me and manhandling my nethers means you made the assumption that I find you attractive, and will enjoy what you are doing.
This is not the case. If I find you attractive enough to fuck, I will. If I don’t talk to you, you can assume that I do NOT find you attractive. Yet, when I tell women to “piss off”, they immediatly tell me that I’m “not a man”, or “have no balls”, or inform me “I must be gay”.
Women + sexual assault = fine and dandy.
Men + sexual assault = jail time.
October 31st, 2007 at 7:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7b55501cead9a
Manly. That is attitude . To fuck with political correctness.
October 31st, 2007 at 8:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0c5221ee9fc57
I understand your point of view but you’re still 150 bucks off for something you could have done yourself :) All i saying is in my opinion there is no reason to complain about women if every time they pull out their whore moves, men are around to validate them, give the attention.. and then go, what a whore ! In that case, i guess every one is the other’s whore…
October 31st, 2007 at 10:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8bb002aec17c2
HAHAHAHA!
I remember in 6th grade the girls were explicitly told on Oct 30th NOT to dress up as whores. Some even remembered.
October 31st, 2007 at 10:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: 27bb4a532c17e
@RobC as others have pointed out, Halloween originated in the British Isles. Specifically with the Celts — the Scots and Irish, who carried the tradition of Samhain across the pond.
America doesn’t impose ideas on anyone. Take them, reject them. We don’t care. Many of them should be rejected. For whatever reason, American culture seems to be something that people demand. I’ve got no clue why.
But the whole thrust of your argument is to ignore the demand side of the equation. Maybe British people didn’t like 4 fairly decent channels of TV and wanted 800 channels of crap TV (for example). That certainly wasn’t forced on them by America.
@Savant:
It’s called sexual assault. Given the right bar, it could even be a felony for her. Choose your bar carefully.
-wolfe
November 1st, 2007 at 12:28 am - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8
Just be smart gents, throw the cash to a Penthouse grade Hooker, and go to town for a couple of good hours.
What you get from a whore:
Many nuts, like a squirrel.
Less bitching, after all, she will be fucking, not whining (well, maybe on you…..smaller guys, I am fine there!)
Anal……..unless you are me, and they call you Donkey. GFE friends, G_F_E
The chance to Pimp Hand a bitch out the door. (The, “I am done cunt, get out”)
What you don’t get:
Bills with someone else’s first name, and YOUR last name.
Snot-nosed shithead kids.
Her parents, her vagina, her money.
A hangover from the bar you went to, and wasted roughly the same amount of money I did, but I actually got laid. (This is also applies to marriage, the “Ransom”)
Golden Pussy Syndrome
Awful sex with an illiterate young woman with Zero fuck skills. After all, she is just like a prisoner, she only lays there and takes it (like a man!)
Sexual Assualt? Only if I kick her ass out of the motel room without paying………..
November 1st, 2007 at 12:28 am - IP Man-Hash: e9b33ba281409
@Wolfe… I love it. However in the interest of fun, allow me to nitpick something you said solely to make a point which I’ve no doubt you will at least partially agree on. Shazam:
America poses a lot of ideas on as many people as (it) possibly can. America is comprised of many, many, many things that hit on all parts of the “good or bad” spectrum.
However, the “good” things never go anywhere, because they rarely make money. Oil companies, fast food resturants, MTV, insurance and bank companies… a few examples of the “bad” things. Not only do they impose themselves on the US denizens (and consequently the world) with reckless abandon, they are encouraged to.
One way that the US imposes itself upon the world is some bullshit mouthfart that sounds like “equality.” Jesus didn’t make all things equal. Fararri’s will always run faster than pintos, for example. America however, will tell you that because your beat up, broken down pinto can’t go more than 30mph with a strong wind, ALL Fararri’s must be mechanically governed to run no more than 26mph.
26mph, because this makes the pinto’s “feel better” about themselves.
Men > Women.
November 1st, 2007 at 1:40 am - IP Man-Hash: c41f2159ece8c
If a woman did that to me in a public bar in view of anyone do you know what I would do? I would call the police and have her arrested for sexual assault. Here’s why.
If I did it to her then she would scream blue fucking murder, I would probably have to fight 5 men just to get out of the place alive, and then later at home the police would come and arrest me.
So I would do exactly the same to her as she did to me. I would get her a criminal record and put on the sex offenders’ list.
Watch it, girls, cos this fucking worm has turned!! You want equal rights? You got ‘em!! You can get hauled off by the cops and labelled a pervert too.
November 1st, 2007 at 1:48 am - IP Man-Hash: c41f2159ece8c
Just to make a point about the above sentences. They should really read:
“So I would do exactly the same to her as she would do to me. I would get her a criminal record and put on the sex offenders’ list.”
The way I phrased it makes it look like it is something that has happened to me. Well it hasn’t. Just thought I would point that out before some bitch jumps on it like a dog with a bone.
November 1st, 2007 at 1:49 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
That’s the right thing to do. However, you do realise that if the viewer didn’t vouch for you, she could easily lie, get away with it and possibly have you up on charges. Not only that, but then you would become quite a laughing stock if news got out due to unfair gender assumptions and just basically society’s ideologies on a whole.
November 1st, 2007 at 1:53 am - IP Man-Hash: c41f2159ece8c
That’s why I said it would have to happen in view of anyone. I would then make a scene about it and ask her why she did it. If she answers in earshot of the others in the bar then she is screwed. You have to remember. If I drink in a bar I drink with buddies. They WILL vouch for me.
November 1st, 2007 at 1:58 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Ok then, as long as you got yourself covered. Oh and your not being like the bitches that intentionally invite behaviour like that and then scream bloody murder when it happens.
November 1st, 2007 at 2:01 am - IP Man-Hash: 41f6de747e750
@ Men: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY6tJOTNSPM
Al Bundy was kickass in his speech. Lmao.
November 1st, 2007 at 2:10 am - IP Man-Hash: c41f2159ece8c
No, Clair….I am really not like that. I keep well away from women, especially in bars. If any are interested in me then they get NO encouragement from me at all. In fact I go out of my way to maybe be a little rude to them and put them off…..cracking a sexist joke is usually enough. The fewer times my path crosses a woman’s path the better it is for both parties.
Believe me, I don’t hate women. It’s just unfortunate that nowadays there aren’t any real women left anymore. Shame, because there is actually nothing that can compare to a real woman. But they just don’t exist into today’s western society.
November 1st, 2007 at 2:14 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Ok, your choice. Maybe you won’t find someone that lives up your standards of a ‘real woman’, but at you won’t know if you don’t try. Just cause you failed a couple of times, doesn’t mean there isn’t someone. Your choice though. :)
November 1st, 2007 at 2:15 am - IP Man-Hash: 2e9f52b62c482
Rob, you are probably one of the manliest men alive. Hope your buddies are just like you. Good to know that there are still real men around. 1000 Manpoints. Kudos.
November 1st, 2007 at 2:25 am - IP Man-Hash: c41f2159ece8c
@ MansVoice
Thank you friend, you comments are appreciated. I can honestly say that I wish things were different but when you get backed into a corner by society something has to give. It won’t be me. Hopefully, in time, more men like you and me will step up and be counted and a stop will be put to all this political and sexual correctness and restore something between the genders that has been lost for almost 50 years.
MUTUAL RESPECT
November 1st, 2007 at 2:33 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
See, that’s the problem. Everyone sees genders rather then an individual person with their own flaws and talents.
November 1st, 2007 at 2:42 am - IP Man-Hash: c41f2159ece8c
Clair, I am going to say something to you now which is meant to be neither rude nor patronising.
I gather you’re just a kid (in comparison to me), probably late teens, maybe just 20. I am now pushing 50 (though honestly only look mid 30’s….no bs there) and have seen a lot more than you. You only know what you have been brought up with and so I cannot blame you for how things have deteriorated. But I have seen 30 years more than you and I have seen for myself the deterioration in the female attitude. It’s not a case of a woman living up to “my” standards, it’s a case of women today not knowing what standards are. In the last 30 years society has nose-dived and I, along with those of my age and more, have seen it happen and the worst nose-diving of all began with the 90’s, around the time you were a little girl. Like I said, you only know what you have seen and act accordingly. I know more through experience and can assure you that compared to previous decades, the women of today are mostly greedy, selfish bitches with nasty attitudes.
That’s today and yesterday is gone. I can’t have what I had yesterday but it doesn’t mean I have to put up with what there is today. I can, and DO, abstain.
By the way…..I didn’t “fail a couple of times.”They failed me! I didn’t change. They did….and, sad to say, not for the better.
November 1st, 2007 at 2:43 am - IP Man-Hash: c41f2159ece8c
Which began with feminism.
November 1st, 2007 at 2:47 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Um, no, feminism came about…oh forget it.
November 1st, 2007 at 2:58 am - IP Man-Hash: c41f2159ece8c
What a fucking good idea!
November 1st, 2007 at 2:59 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
None of it was patronising. I am quite young, and I realise I haven’t seen alot. But you can’t really say that there is no-one out there that dosen’t live up to your standards, if you haven’t tried them all. I’m pretty sure you can find someone. Just gotta look…or wait I guess. :) It’s not natural for humans to live un-partnered. Then again, that’s what’s great about being human, you can defy instinct. I’m sure things will work out. :)
November 1st, 2007 at 3:15 am - IP Man-Hash: e9b33ba281409
Genders? Why not go with species?
My dog is a living, breathing entity. He makes choices, feels pain, loves, cares, and leaves me presents when my girlfriend forgets to let him out. Why should I stifle his creativity? Why should I put him in his place, when he has the same basic rights as you or me?
Probably because he’s a fucking dog.
I own my dog. I am VERY in control of my dog, and he knows it. I love him no less, and there are very few things he could do that would make me honestly seek to hurt him. But he’s a dog, and will never be president or an astronaut.
Ok, I’m going out on a limb, so lets go with the same species.
Parapalegic children born with a severe mental disability are the same as other children, and are afforded the same life paths as everyone else, free from evils like BIAS. This child should be free to join the military, be president, fly a plane, make your food and carry a shotgun, because he is a human, and is afforded the same rights and priveledges.
Your statement is incorrect. Genders arn’t equal. They never will be, because NOTHING is equal. Women will never have a penis, and should never have access to urinals. Women also have natural predispositions to insanity. If you wish to misconstrue “insanity” as “emotional ability”, that’s fine. Night is still dark, grass is still green, burns still hurt, and I am still right.
November 1st, 2007 at 3:18 am - IP Man-Hash: e9b33ba281409
Also, prior to nitpickage, read between the lines.
November 1st, 2007 at 3:29 am - IP Man-Hash: c41f2159ece8c
Natural or not, I can assure you it is most liberating. I can have all the company I need outside but when I go home I am totally free which is something that 99.9% of the world cannot say. I answer to no one, I have no debt and I have sufficient income for my wants and needs. The last thing I need is another snout in my man-trough.
November 1st, 2007 at 3:30 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
I know what you’re saying. Obviously nothings going to change your mind. All I can say is, we’re all human. Stop seeing genders and see people with their individual flaws and talents (that throws out your little disabled child scenario out the window - along with your dog story to).
November 1st, 2007 at 3:37 am - IP Man-Hash: f99d80a8a7b13
I’m curious as to what a real woman is, or at least how you personally and other men here would define “real”. I’m not disputing the fact that western society is in the crapper (namely because of women and their lack of any strong or effective role within that society.) I’m just wondering what role you (and other men) feel would help resolve the issue.
I often see references from Dick and from those who comment that women are nothing more than poorly designed fuck toys. It seems to me that becoming better whores is about the most women can hope for and yet there is a note of disdain from the manpopulation when women do become better whores. What else is a dried up, fat, should-have-been-retired-and-recycled-into-soilent-green-years-ago, hag of a mom supposed to do other than pass on whoring techniques to her young daughter? She’s not really good at much else anymore, right? (Except possibly a blow-job in a dark room?)
Don’t give girls a calculus book, disdain them because they’re whores. What should women be? What, other than being men, which is a tad difficult, could women do to appease the general unrest from men?
November 1st, 2007 at 3:40 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Ok. Your choice. Like I said, I hope things work out. Oh and thank you for not randomly calling me a whore or something similar in your last few posts.
November 1st, 2007 at 3:48 am - IP Man-Hash: c41f2159ece8c
Two points I will comment on briefly to give you an idea. The first point. Take a look at a woman and look at what she is designed to do best. When she does that and sticks to doing that then you have a real woman who will be complemented by a real man.
Second point. What you could do is STOP TRYING TO BE MEN!!! Be a woman for fuck’s sake.
November 1st, 2007 at 3:53 am - IP Man-Hash: c41f2159ece8c
Your last posts to me have been reasonable, inquisitive, and generally polite. I returned what was given. A little respect. It will remain that way unless the BS starts again.
November 1st, 2007 at 3:54 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Stop trying to be men? Ha. I’ll be whoever I like. If I happen to like/be good at things that society has deemed masculine then so be it. If I happen to like/be good at somethingsociety deems feminine then so be it.
I’m not going to change myself just so some random person can look at me and go, “Now there’s a real woman.” Anyone I want to associate with likes me just the way I am. I like the way I am. Nay, I am more then happy, I LOVE the way I am.
November 1st, 2007 at 3:59 am -