Whore-o-ween: Now For Kids!
If it looks like a stripper and costs like a stripper then it’s a stripper.
This Halloween, woman-kind has lowered the bar of decency yet another inch in their eternal quest for gold at the Whore Olympics, by giving their daughters the key to the Halloween Slut closet six years ahead of schedule.
If you haven’t been watching the news, or you haven’t attended any elementary school Halloween parties, let me tell you about the trick or treat you’ve been missing.
Jailbait.
I hereby give MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s coveted Honorary Man of the Month award to every mom and daughter combination who’ve conspired to put their pre-teen in one of these massively inappropriate outfits this season. Good work, ladies. You are pioneers in feminist ass-busting just like me, Dick Masterson.
All women are prostitutes. They’re not all lady businessmen; they’re not all able to spot the difference between a bounced check and a bar of gold; and they’re not all about to listen to reason for the first time as if they were a broken 70’s television set with wood paneling and a UHF knob that suddenly sprouted Bluetooth.
All women are whores.
That’s what Valentine’s Day is. One day set aside where you can pay your wife 50 dollars for a blow job. It’s cheaper than Christmas.
That’s what alimony is. In both prostitution and divorce, you’re paying the whore to leave. If you’re married, make sure you get your money’s worth before the bill comes. It’ll be the size of your phone number.
That’s what Halloween is. Whoretopia.
I’m sickened each time I hear an ad promoting science and math among little girls. Little girls are stupider than their adult counterparts — way stupider. Now we’re supposed to teach them math just because the radio tells us to? I have a better idea. Why don’t we all just field goal kick footballs into each other’s nuts because the radio tells us to? That’s as pointless as putting a Calculus book in front of a little girl and not expecting three hours of crying and 50 dollars of Toys R Us.
No matter what their age, a woman’s affection is the same cost.
Feminism has been trying to cram the square peg of The Woman into the round hole that is The World for years. And they’ve been doing it with such Herculean tantrums, everyone has adopted their motto.
Women are more than whores.
What the fuck is wrong with a whore?
Some of the greatest whores in human history have been whores. Putting your little girl into one of these obscene costumes isn’t negligent; it’s catapulting her into a life of whoring that is very much a reality for women.
Who knows what pinnacles she’ll reach. She could be a famous actress or a wealthy lady-lawyer. Both careers require tremendous amounts of whoring. She could even be president — or at least make a mockery of an attempt at running. After all, who else but a fucking whore grins like a rictus idiot while their husband fucks a fat pig on national television. That’s what it takes for a woman to become president.
These outrageously over-sexualized costumes are not only illegal to jerk off to, they’re also an SAT prep course for pre-teen girls. Buy your son a chemistry set or a calculator. Don’t waste your daughter’s time. And don’t waste her future on books.
The only thing you do when you cram a square peg into a round hole is shave off the corners. Then you don’t even have a square, you have some kind of fucked, rounded oblong with a Women’s Studies degree and a cunt that hasn’t been cracked open since Thriller. Instead of cramming a square peg into a round hole, why not just chuck it into the sewer.
Happy Whore-o-ween to all the men. And to all the women, fuck off my website.
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***Life, as far as I’m concerned, doesn’t have a meaning. The individual assigns it a meaning.***
So I assign the meaning of my life to hunt you down and torture you, I have the right to do so? Typical woman nonsense. ***If I believe it, then it’s true for me.*** I have no right to EVER hunt you down and torture you, no matter if I decide that’s my life’s purpose or not.
Besides, you again, missed the point.
***It dosen’t really “matter” if you rape or kill someone, but I think it is WRONG***
Well, I think it’s right. Does that mean I should be as entitled to live my way as you are to live your way? Listen to yourself! Of course it’s wrong! Everybody knows that. Which means that an OBJECTIVE truth exists somewhere, and that we cannot simply define for ourselves what is right and wrong, because what is right and wrong already exists, and we need to spend out whole lives trying to LEARN what it is, not DECIDE what it is and move on.
***We are lucky enough to have life, and our body has a pharmacy of the finest drugs, if we play our cards right our body will supply us with really kick ass drugs (you know, endorphins, adrenalin and the like).***
First off, those aren’t drugs. Those are natural chemical processes. Drugs are created in a laboratory to simulate those processes for medical purposes.
***Humans are really social creatures. We like to build societies. We have VERY complex brains. In short, our morals are derived from our limbic system and neo-cortex.***
….sighs… Okay, instead of attacking you, I’m going to let you know, that I know, that you really doesn’t understand what you just said. I understand that most guys on here ARE complete assholes, and that if you don’t at least try to sound smart by using some terminology, they will ridicule you. I understand that. But I also want you to understand that you don’t have to pull that with me. Morals are a philosophical subject. They have nothing to do with the chemical workings of our brain. Of COURSE our minds reside in our brain. Of COURSE our ideas and opinions come from various regions of the brain. That isn’t the point. The point is, why can our brains even IMAGINE something beyond our own world? Why can we dream up the idea of gods, time travel, the future, and spirituality, and no other animal can?
It’s because our beings are made up of MORE than just matter in motion. Humans are above all other life on this planet. We are special. We are spiritual.
***Wrong. Out of my options I choose evolution. Creationism just seems to far fetched, but it may be correct. I don’t know. I know this will give Mikey the shits but, I am an agnostic.***
You do realize that choosing agnosticism as a belief system is akin to choosing immobility as a form of movement.
Yeah, the idea of some all powerful being does seem farfetched. Even to me! And I BELIEVE in one! But what seems more far fetched is that the process of evolution, which denies the basic laws of Thermodynamics (IE High energy becomes low energy, matter cannot be created or destroyed, order tends towards chaos). Which says that if you leave a junkyard alone for 60 million years, EVENTUALLY a typewriter will come out of it. Which says, even though one molecule of paramecium DNA contains more bits of exponential data that of all the combined molecules in the entire milky way, it still happened by accident.
No human could EVER come close to encoding the information of an entire human being into a single molecule. What makes you think the inanimate universe “accidentally” could?
***Perfect example. Something you can’t comprehend, so God must have done it.***
No, Clair, that’s where you are wrong. I DO comprehend it. Fully. It is YOU who cannot comprehend it. Nor can you comprehend the fact that I CAN comprehend it.
It’s human nature. Keep in mind though, God/Gods have been used to explain loads of things, then science came along. Now those ‘facts’ about how God/the Gods did this and that are myths. Nothing to be ashamed of though. Good for you. You may be correct.
Do you believe in free will, Clair? If you do then there must be a God. Why? Because everything in the universe is either matter or energy, including everything inside our brains. Every particle can be described by the physical laws that govern the universe, and their behaviour can also be predicted. So how exactly does an ion moving from one side of our brain to another (because thats how a brain works essentially) have “free will”?
Put it this way. If the universe was an accident, and we were all destined to live our lives in a certain way, then God doesn’t exist. But as sure as I’m typing this now, both you and I have free will. Explain that one away with your agnostic feminised drivel.
Wait, on the other hand don’t. I remember the last time you mentioned something to do with science you made a complete donkey of yourself.
*D3C*
Clair, why do you always bring us back to square 1?
Ok, you be a Universalist. I’m not. That is one thing I’m not.
I can play that card to if you like. Believing in Creationism is just a cowards way out, so they don’t have to venture out of their comfort zone and accept that they are alone. They need a psychic invisible best friend that can’t die the very same way the an infant need his or her blankey.
Most people that are Creationist tend to believe in the Christian Bible. In the bible they are often referred to a sheep and God or Jesus tends to their Shepard.
Hey, if their is an omnipotent God it/she/he made me this way. So I can do no wrong.
Alright, tell the millions of people that are following the teaching of a book to know what the truth is. Don’t tell an agnostic, or an atheist. Agnostics search for the truth and Atheist don’t think that their is a ‘real’ truth.ously.
Life, as far as I’m concerned, doesn’t have a meaning. The individual assigns it a meaning. “it is my purpose in life to yada yada yada” It dosen’t really “matter” if you rape or kill someone, but I think it is WRONG. We are lucky enough to have life, and our body has a pharmacy of the finest drugs, if we play our cards right our body will supply us with really kick ass drugs (you know, endorphins, adrenalin and the like). By taking away someones ability to experience these things (unjustly), in my opinion makes you a bad person that deserves only bad things. Then again, that is my opinion, and we’ll never know what is truly right or wrong.
Humans are really social creatures. We like to build societies. We have VERY complex brains. In short, our morals are derived from our limbic system and neo-cortex.
Wrong. Out of my options I choose evolution. Creationism just seems to far fetched, but it may be correct. I don’t know. I know this will give Mikey the shits but, I am an agnostic.
Perfect example. Something you can’t comprehend, so God must have done it. It’s human nature. Keep in mind though, God/Gods have been used to explain loads of things, then science came along. Now those ‘facts’ about how God/the Gods did this and that are myths. Nothing to be ashamed of though. Good for you. You may be correct.
Lol. I think you quite like me. You always seem to mention me.
Clair said: But I study both in my free time, and I tend to lean towards evolution.
Of course you lean towards evolution. That way, you’re simply a part of nature, and don’t have to take responsibility for your own actions. You can define what is right an wrong for yourself, instead of trying to find what is TRUTH, what is right and wrong for EVERYBODY.
Believing evolution is a pussies way out of trying to be accountable for their actions. I’m sure Dick would agree, very womanly indeed.
The concept of god is scary. If their is a god, he might be watching. If he might be watching, be might like or not like that I’m doing. But since I’m a self absorbed sheep, I’d rather not think about that, and just do whatever feels good to me. If I can set my own rules, then I’ll never be wrong. And being wrong feels bad, so I guess I’ll set my own rules.
Truth is something to be PURSUED, not INVENTED.
Clair said: Things like honour only exist in the mind. Things like beginnings are observed. If humans weren’t here, beginnings of things would still take place, we just wouldn’t see them.”
You completely missed the point. You are still thinking that the ONLY existence is the human physical existence. As if other dimensions higher than our own still have to play by our own rules for some reason.
Before “God”, or “a god” created matter, energy, time, and life, before “God” created perception, understanding, and reason, there was nothing. Only him. SO he created a universe, it’s matter and evergy, wound the thing up, and let it loose. THAT was the first time anything ever “began”.
Yes, if HUMANS weren’t here in this universe, “beginnings” would still happen. That’s fucking obvious. Suns would burn out, and new stars would be formed. But what if The universe didn’t exist? What if matter, space, energy, and time didn’t exist? What if there was NOTHING? What then? Would things still begin? No. Because there would be an absolute absence of of “physical rules”, not to mention matter and energy.
If you believe in evolution, you believe in the big bang. In which something came from nothing. In which all matter exploded out of no matter. Well, what was there before the big bang? Nothing? SO you’re going to tell me that everything came from nothing? That defies every last law of mathematics and physics we have ever discovered.
I believe in the “big bang” too. I believe everything came out of nothing. However, a being, and conscious mind, who exists without any physical rules to govern it, was able to create something out of nothing, simply because HIS laws of “physics” allowed it.
Even hard core athiets, who discuss 11 dimension theory, will testify that there has always been been some underlying force behind the creation of our universe, whether they believe it to be dimensions beyond our own that collided with each other, creating lower dimensions, and thus matter and energy.
So regardless of your religion, education, or upbringing, the ONLY question there is left to answer is this: Was it all an accident, or does it have a purpose?
If you believe is was all an accident, then life has no meaning. Which means nothing is right or wrong. Who cares if I rape and kill some one. Life is all just a big coincidence anyways, so whatever I do is just nature taking it’s course. WHo cares if we destroy the planet with greenhouse gasses. It’s just nature taking it’s course.
No, even people who think we are all here by accident have morals. And where did we get these morals? Animals don’t have morals. Plants don’t have morals. Rocks don’t have morals. So this seperates man from all other nature.
Just like “god” was and is separated from all other laws of physics.
Clair said: “You’re obviously quite religious, so I can’t argue with most of your post because you can’t really argue with faith. Faith can blind people to all sorts.”
Faith is “The hope in the substance of things unseen.” No, you can’t argue with faith. Which is why I can’t really argue with you, because of your faith. You have faith in the process of evolution, even though you haven’t seen it. You have faith in the “Big Bang”, even though you haven’t seen it.
Clair, to understand where I am going on this, look up “11 dimension theory”. There are a lot of documentaries you can watch for free all around the web. Get back to us when you have an understanding of the actual depth of what a “higher” dimension is, and what it means.
Then, study how a single cell in your body works. Just one. Learn about the thousands of working parts and chemical reactions that take place in just ONE cell every second of every day. Then, study on how those cells communicate with one another to build a more complex structure. Study how cells use DNA, the most complicated molecule in the entire universe, to reproduce themselves TRILLIONS of times and create a human being.
Then come back, and defend your argument that everything happened by accident.
Dazed has it down, talking to Clair is like beating the shit out of a rock, it’s not going to get you anywhere, but damn sure feels good when you tire yourself out on it.
Verbally abusing her and Hope really make me sleep good at night.
That’s not counting all my verbal wins………….
So now I see Clair has jumped to the other side of her own argument, kind of like a pancake flopping ’round. So much for logic….why fucking give when you lose when you can just keep going like the vocal Energizer Bunny, only without being that cool?
Try studying some common fucking sense. It will do wonders when you want to try and formulate a coherent argument better than a 3 year old.
*D3C*
What do you mean?
I’d actually quite like that, that’s if you would restrain yourself from verbally abusing me at every chance you got.
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Now back to being a dickhead.
Keep in mind though, that I’m not here to convince you. I simply hate ignorant fucking retards that claim they beleive in “evolution” or “god”, yet have absolutely jack-shit to back what they say up. Knowing of whence you speak, and speaking of what you’ve heard are two different things.
I don’t know everything about evolution, and I don’t know everything about creationism. But I study both in my free time, and I tend to lean towards evolution.
You might notice that people like him who always know what’s best for everyone around them tend to turn up in the trunks of Firebirds with seven bullets in their heads.
He might want to tone down on the whole surprise-beating thing - you know, Golden Rule, and pissing people off.
Fucking hell. We are fucking back where we started. Fuck off Clair, you are both too stupid and too self righteous (typical female) to listen to anything resembling reason. Do everyone a favour and shut the fuck up.
*D3C*
But he’s just a pussy who stands up for stupid little girls, proving - without any help from me or any other unreal man - that they are too weak to fix their own shit.
For some odd reason, I get the feeling he tends to instigate conflict, or start shit up. I’d also assume he gets a little bit of help from the other failures to ‘back him up,’ which translates into holding the poor kid down while ‘he’ stomps on his balls.
But then, coming from the cunt who bitches about respect, I’m sure she wouldn’t hesitate to award it to his mongoloid ass if she just hears a voice in her head telling her to put out.
Get punched in the mouth, cowardly, ungrateful, weak little whore.
I’ve heard this story many many times, about how my brother, or my mate or blah blah blah bullshit bullshit bullshit can beat anyone. There’s a word for people like that. Arseholes.
One day someone will stand up to him because they see through his intimidating bullshit, they will sit him on his arse and then they will laugh at in your stupid surprised face.
*D3C*
Things like honour only exist in the mind. Things like beginnings are observed. If humans weren’t here, beginnings of things would still take place, we just wouldn’t see them.
You’re obviously quite religious, so I can’t argue with most of your post because you can’t really argue with faith. Faith can blind people to all sorts.
Well you were the one that said ….
No one starts shit with Phil. He’s dropped too many people. The guys that you call beta’s that are ‘brave’ enough to stand up to females, are way to scared to stand up to Phil.
oooooh, he went there! Loser.
To Clair, who said this:
Ok then. Who or what created the creator? The has to have been a beginning.
This is a very common argument made by all humans, not just women. I’ll explain it to you clair, in words I hope you can understand.
There ONLY has to be a beginning for things which are NOT eternal. Eternal things don’t need a beginning. Humans don’t live forever, so we need a beginning. Energy doesn’t last forever, so it flows from a high state to a low state. God created us to be limited beings, which would have the ability to perceive themselves as “moving forward” through “time”.
The concept of “beginning” only exists in the minds of humans. Rocks, trees, or animals have no concept of what “beginning” is.
SO, logically, when god created man, he also created the concept of “beginning” and put it into man’s head. BEFORE humans were created, there was no need for any beginning. Before humans were created, there wasn’t even any need for time. God only created time, because he need to in order to created humans, which would be limited creates: which would die. Without time, humans couldn’t grow up, grow old, and then die.
So, ask yourself, what came “before” the beginning? The answer is, “The absence of the need for a beginning.”
No one created God. He was always there. How is that possible? Because he isn’t held back by the human restriction of time. He created the very concept of time when he created us. Before us, there was no time. Only existence.
Only humans need a beginning. And in our ignorance, we assume god needed one too.
That’s rather useless, but it’s workable.
So we have established that “god” does exist. Just like addictions, honor and emotion. We havn’t yet seen that he is REAL, in the sit-in-a-chair-and-it-holds-you-up sense, but he is sort of a focus element. Much like meditation (which is exactly what god is, by the way), god allows the average human to accomplish things that he or she usually could not.
What I believe in is a real, factual, existing, all-powerful creator. Not just a focus element. Not just some little pet chakra that I pull out when I feel led to fuck anything that moves. What you must understand is two things:
(1) I have very little reward for beleiving in God. I choose to withhold worship because some things are not clear… things I see as unfair. This puts me in danger of a shitty eternity. So when I say I beleive, you can be sure that I have damn good reason… because I don’t even reap the benefits. This does not proove God, but it does proove me as a reliable source of impartial information.
(2) I have recieved sufficient proof of his existance. And should you be interested, I can provide you with those. However, you should know that I don’t even acknowledge reality as “existance”, and I trust no one. Thereafore, for me to say “I beleive in God” is a huge thing. I require massive amounts of proof for anything, because I am man, and I am logical.
It’s your call. The forums have my e-mail address, and I can provide you with the information.
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Now back to being a dickhead.
Keep in mind though, that I’m not here to convince you. I simply hate ignorant fucking retards that claim they beleive in “evolution” or “god”, yet have absolutely jack-shit to back what they say up. Knowing of whence you speak, and speaking of what you’ve heard are two different things. Women have a propensity for the latter, because they are walking tape-recorders. That’s why they are all whores.