Whore-o-ween: Now For Kids!
If it looks like a stripper and costs like a stripper then it’s a stripper.
This Halloween, woman-kind has lowered the bar of decency yet another inch in their eternal quest for gold at the Whore Olympics, by giving their daughters the key to the Halloween Slut closet six years ahead of schedule.
If you haven’t been watching the news, or you haven’t attended any elementary school Halloween parties, let me tell you about the trick or treat you’ve been missing.
Jailbait.
I hereby give MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s coveted Honorary Man of the Month award to every mom and daughter combination who’ve conspired to put their pre-teen in one of these massively inappropriate outfits this season. Good work, ladies. You are pioneers in feminist ass-busting just like me, Dick Masterson.
All women are prostitutes. They’re not all lady businessmen; they’re not all able to spot the difference between a bounced check and a bar of gold; and they’re not all about to listen to reason for the first time as if they were a broken 70’s television set with wood paneling and a UHF knob that suddenly sprouted Bluetooth.
All women are whores.
That’s what Valentine’s Day is. One day set aside where you can pay your wife 50 dollars for a blow job. It’s cheaper than Christmas.
That’s what alimony is. In both prostitution and divorce, you’re paying the whore to leave. If you’re married, make sure you get your money’s worth before the bill comes. It’ll be the size of your phone number.
That’s what Halloween is. Whoretopia.
I’m sickened each time I hear an ad promoting science and math among little girls. Little girls are stupider than their adult counterparts — way stupider. Now we’re supposed to teach them math just because the radio tells us to? I have a better idea. Why don’t we all just field goal kick footballs into each other’s nuts because the radio tells us to? That’s as pointless as putting a Calculus book in front of a little girl and not expecting three hours of crying and 50 dollars of Toys R Us.
No matter what their age, a woman’s affection is the same cost.
Feminism has been trying to cram the square peg of The Woman into the round hole that is The World for years. And they’ve been doing it with such Herculean tantrums, everyone has adopted their motto.
Women are more than whores.
What the fuck is wrong with a whore?
Some of the greatest whores in human history have been whores. Putting your little girl into one of these obscene costumes isn’t negligent; it’s catapulting her into a life of whoring that is very much a reality for women.
Who knows what pinnacles she’ll reach. She could be a famous actress or a wealthy lady-lawyer. Both careers require tremendous amounts of whoring. She could even be president — or at least make a mockery of an attempt at running. After all, who else but a fucking whore grins like a rictus idiot while their husband fucks a fat pig on national television. That’s what it takes for a woman to become president.
These outrageously over-sexualized costumes are not only illegal to jerk off to, they’re also an SAT prep course for pre-teen girls. Buy your son a chemistry set or a calculator. Don’t waste your daughter’s time. And don’t waste her future on books.
The only thing you do when you cram a square peg into a round hole is shave off the corners. Then you don’t even have a square, you have some kind of fucked, rounded oblong with a Women’s Studies degree and a cunt that hasn’t been cracked open since Thriller. Instead of cramming a square peg into a round hole, why not just chuck it into the sewer.
Happy Whore-o-ween to all the men. And to all the women, fuck off my website.
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Manpoints all around gentlemen. We didn’t really need any help to validate the fact that men are better than women but the women posting here sure are helping.
I would give them manpoints but they would squander it on fake tits anyway.
The idea of someone who believes in a god knocking someone else’s understanding of science is just funny to me. Don’t get me wrong. I’m not saying Clair isn’t an idiot. She is.
It’s even funnier to me how many of you retards take this seriously. This site is satire, you dumbasses. Get cancer.
100 man points! Well said.
See, the thing of it all, facism. Dick never censors comments. He allows freedom of speech; engage in whatever discourse we all wish to pursue. Feminist forums slam you down, censor your comments and boot you out if you disagree with them. This is fact. Men are better than women at being fair and impartial.
I post on feminist forums all the time, and argue my views against their. But you know what I never, EVER do, no matter how angry their opinions make me?
I never insult them. Why? Because that’s what a CHILD does. Adults, mainly male adults, work out their differences. That is, we actually SOLVE the problem during conversation. Insults do not solve anything. Ever. There has never been one case in recorded history where an insult won the argument, and solved the problem.
Imagine fixing your car. Now imagine getting mad and throwing a wrench at it. Is that going to fix it? No. Attacking doesn’t solve anything. And it doesn’t make you feel better. It just makes you, and everyone else around you mad.
Children use insults because they lack the cognitive capacity to properly resolve their differences. And I guess in your case, so do women.
It’s funny how you completely missed every point Dick made in his comments. You obviously just read one post, and went to town on it. If you serached around the site a little more, you’d understand why he thinks women are whores.
Jacquelyn, even though I know you won’t tell the true, because women are liars too, how many men have you slept with? Ever let a date pay for everything? Ever cheat on a guy? Ever lie to a guy? Ever go out with a guy because he has money? Ever get a guy to but you drinks? If you have EVER used your looks to get something you wanted, well, I’m sorry to say, but that technically can define you as a whore.
I think Dick would make a good parent. Why? First off, there is no way he’s going to be treating his kids like shit, or telling them that their useless. He will, however, keep them in line, discipline them, and prevent them from running rampant. However, I don’t think Dick wants kids.
You don’t understand women. I have known many, many girls who have boyfriends that treat them like crap, and they still stay with them. Either because they’re shallow and desperate, or the guy has money. And most of these guys aren’t even intelligent like Dick is.
Dick wouldn’t treat a girl like crap. But he wouldn’t EVER let them get away with ANY shit. None at all. And most women pull so much shit all the time, that they would interpret his actions antagonistically, when they should really be pointing the finger at themselves.
You are one Sick Individual,I can’t truly say Man due to the fact you are lacking in so many areas of a REAL MAN!!I can’t believe you look at ittle girls the way you do.Truly Sick.I do not agree with the way kids dress now but , I think you go way overboard.You must not have children,especially girls.I feel so sorry for your children,you would be the most awful parent with the way you look at women.Not to worry,as soon as you open your pathetic mouth I am sure ANY WOMAN will quickly shut their legs there is not enough money to pay to have to sleep with you!!NICE MUSTACHE and GLASSES,you tryin out for a 70’s porn revival????
You’s have no problem voicing your opinion on women and how they have changed, but what about men and how they have changed? Here is a mans view of a real man which intales more then having a penis!
Trait #1: A real man is strong
A real man doesn’t cry, doesn’t moan, doesn’t complain(all you men are complaining about women), doesn’t get sick, and doesn’t need to go to the doctor every time he sneezes. A real man makes decisions and lives with the consequences. A real man accepts responsibility for his actions and his words. A real man is firm.
A real man is macho; a real man is tough; a real man doesn’t show emotions. A real man is the backbone of his family and doesn’t have time to be weak. If spiders scare you, you’ll never be a real man.
Trait #2: A real man is focused
A real man knows the difference between what’s important and what isn’t. A real man doesn’t waste time on stupidities that don’t bring him any profit(that can’t be right, isn’t it the women who is after the money).
A real man focuses on power, money and family. He doesn’t focus on sex(if he doesn’t focus on sex then why should it matter how women dress). Sex comes as a result of having power, money and a wife.
Trait #3: A real man knows the importance of family
A real man will keep his family strong and pass on his ancestors’ history and traditions. A real man knows that his children are God’s gift and should be treated as such, even if he disciplines them from time to time.
A real man must also remember his other Family, his organization. In my world, both my family and my Family hold the same importance; I protect them both with all my might. If you have a Family, don’t forget where your loyalties lie and who has your back when you need it.
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There were some comments about women who only want a mans money. Well just to educate those who are obviously ignorant: not all women want your money. Obviously all you men have not had good relationships with women.(I wonder why) Are you that ignorant that you have never heard of a man taking all of a womens money or a man having a relationship with a women for her money? Did you not here of a women having to pay alimony to her ex? Why is it ok for a man to want and take a womens money but not ok for a women to take a mans money. You’s have made many comments to others letting them know they didn’t make sense but really if you think about it you’s really don’t make sense. It’s a 2 way street and men have just as many flaws as women. Maybe your argument and views have stemed not only from bad relationships but from jealousy. I could go on but really is there a point? No matter what is said I am sure there will be a comment or reply trying to justify your thoughts and/or actions.
Its funny how all your comments are all the same. Eff this woman, Eff that woman. There is nothing in particular you can describe that would make a woman a whore, bitch etc…What is your point? Men and Woman BOTH do wrong. What makes a man so much better than a woman? You all don’t even know. Probably just got stood up one day and have been feeding on your anger ever since….Get over yourself and the author is only concern is to make money off your dumb asses.
Damn, What in the hell is this?
Wow you have the self promotion thing nailed. It’s funny you piss off one person so they tell 10 more how pissed off you made them.
MONEY IS ALL A WOMAN WANTS FROM YOU,, SHE WANTS HER DICK FROM YOU BEST FRIEND
Damn. I guess you guys are right.
Sorry Clair, I tried.
Clair doesnt even know what the fuck is she talking about but apparently you are wrong if you disagree with her.
If you are not with her, you are against her.
Man-logic is wasted on fools like her.
There never WAS an argument at all Dazed, she was knocked outta the box right off.
Yes she will add more, just like a tape worm. Or a Penis Pump, that she is.
But Hear Ye!
I mention Clair (as we all know she is here for the attention, she even pointed out that I pointed her out) only in the fairness that SHE STILL WON’T GIVE UP WHEN OBVIOUSLY BEATEN BY ALL THE WORLDS MAN-LOGIC>
It is NOT a compliment for me to make fun of you Clair, I would have thought you might have caught on to that by now………….like most normal people would.
I drearily and blearily await your next response that will make LESS fucking sense than the last 50 times you spoke.
You are being graded you know, so you get an “F” for “fuckhead”.
I on the other hand, get an “A” for “Asshole-oustanding-man-coolness”.
I will say this: you can suck a mans’ invectives straight out like the soul-eating vampire you are. I will assume it is either because you DO actually suck, or you have simply pissed off all of MANkind to the point that verbal abuse is considered “normal” when someone speaks to you…..
I don’t think there is anything left to argue about. Every argument Clair has put forward has been disproven, either by us or by her contradicting herself. But I’m sure she has something ELSE to add, God knowing what that might be.
*D3C*
Clair, would it be so hard for you to admit, in secret if you want, that I know more about what I am talking about than you do? And that if you learn the things I have learned, you might completely change your mind? And that maybe, just maybe, you should try to understand why I’m right, regardless of what you currently believe?
I do it myself. All the beliefs I hold, I constantly express to people who believe something different than me. I do this to see if they have pieces of information I don’t, so that I can either expand upon my current beliefs, or change them.
Here’s a tip: If you can describe your opinion of something with one sentence, but cannot write an entire essay explaining that one sentence, there is probably a whole lot more to learn on the subject than what your one sentence is saying.
***Was it Einstein that said if every variable was known we could tell the future? Because that’s what sums up my agenda on ‘freewill’.***
And if you were as smart as Einstein, you might not have so grossly misinterpreted what he said.
Einstein was citing a impossible theoretical idea. He didn’t mean that man technically actually has the ability to EVENTUALLY gather every variable, and the cognitive capacity to process it all. Einstein himself believed there was a god. What he was saying here is in regards to physics. Not will.
Now, Clair, lets follow a single line of logic with that statement.
If we could know every variable, the future could be known.
But the number of variables is infinite.
For us to be able to know every variable, our minds would have to also be infinite.
We would also need an infinite amount of time to gather every variable.
Humans do not have infinite minds, therefore, cannot know every variable.
Humans cannot live infinitely, therefore cannot know every variable.
Since we can NEVER know every variable, we can NEVER predict the future. Thus, we DO in fact have free will.
The only mind that could know every variable would be an “infinite” god, who does, and always has, existed outside the 4th dimension of time. And he’s spun the top, and is standing back to watch it, letting us fuck it up, or or clean it up.
***Ok, you be a Universalist. I’m not. That is one thing I’m not.***
Don’t label me with you patronizing nonsense, spewed by people who want to be their own gods. EVERYTHING has a universal law. 1+1=2. When you drop a rock, it will fall. Planes need to be going at least 150 miles an hour to take off. Murder is wrong. Matter cannot accelerate to the speed of light. Water expands when it freezes.
By your logic, if ice doesn’t seem any bigger than the water it came from, then it might not be.
***I can play that card to if you like. Believing in Creationism is just a cowards way out, so they don’t have to venture out of their comfort zone and accept that they are alone.***
Comfort zone? Since when in this world has being a creationist, nay, being RELIGIOUS been comfortable? Do you think it’s comfortable for me to defend my faith scientifically, and still be ridiculed for it? Do you see me as a stodgey Christian who who sits at home alone watching fox news, secretly hating fags, but not willing to reach out to them? Lord KNOWS christians give other christians a bad name. Damned, a TERRIBLE name. But you don’t throw the baby out with the bath water.
***They need a psychic invisible best friend that can’t die the very same way the an infant need his or her blankey.***
You’re right! A lot of people DO believe in God for that reason. But that doesn’t mean that’s the ONLY reason ANYONE EVER believes in God. Some people are actually critical thinkers, and have arrived at the point where the universe simply cannot make logical sense without the existence of some intelligent force behind it.
And as far as me accepting I’m alone, I’m not alone. I have a family, and friends. I’ll never BE alone, regardless of if I believe God exists or not. When I die, if it turns out there is no after life, well so what? I had a great life, and lived to it’s fullest. I’ve lost nothing. But if I die, and it turns out there IS some sort of after life, run by “god”, well, I can only hope I didn’t totally reject him on earth, because he’d probably be pretty pissed.
***Most people that are Creationist tend to believe in the Christian Bible. In the bible they are often referred to a sheep and God or Jesus tends to their Shepard.***
There is nothing wrong with being a sheep, if you are following a good sheppherd. The Bible teaches that Christ loves us, and we rest assured while following him. (Though not blindly. The Bible doesn’t say anything about Jesus’s sheep being blind folded.)
The Sheep of THIS world follow scientists. Media. Government. Fashion. Sex. They can be led into moral bankruptcy by anyone with a flashy message and a buck to make. Hell, it’s easier to follow the greedy shepherds of the world. For one, you can see them. Two, they can indulge your own selfish desires. And three, you and be one yourself, and further indulge.
The teachings of Jesus do nothing more that promote peace, moral values, and unity. The teachings of most men promote war, deception, greed, and materialism.
***Hey, if their is an omnipotent God it/she/he made me this way. So I can do no wrong.***
More faulty logic. If you were created by a God, he/she/it made you with free will, so you wouldn’t be FORCED to worship them. If you were a god, and you wanted to create life, would you create a bunch of meaningless robots? Or would you create some creatures that had the ability to totally reject you, so that when some of them decided to love you, it would be REAL love.
God created us to do what ever we want. We build our lives. We create our own problems. We choose to do right or wrong. God has no control over our choices. He did that speciffically so that if we decided we DID want to relate to him, we actually could.
***Alright, tell the millions of people that are following the teaching of a book to know what the truth is.***
That doesn’t make any sense. I can’t even understand what you are trying to say.
***Don’t tell an agnostic, or an atheist. Agnostics search for the truth and Atheist don’t think that their is a ‘real’ truth.ously.***
Actually, you got it backwards. Agnostics don’t believe humans have the ability to actually find real truth. Athiets believe that whatever they think is true, is.
Haha yeah. He also sad God doesn’t play dice with the universe. You take his statement completely out of context. So please again don’t comment on anything even remotely related to science.
*D3C*
@ Mansvoice - What, are you telling me? That you all have passed square one? yous never left.
@ dazedandconfused- Was it Einstein that said if every variable was known we could tell the future? Because that’s what sums up my agenda on ‘freewill’.