Whore-o-ween: Now For Kids!

If it looks like a stripper and costs like a stripper then it’s a stripper.

This Halloween, woman-kind has lowered the bar of decency yet another inch in their eternal quest for gold at the Whore Olympics, by giving their daughters the key to the Halloween Slut closet six years ahead of schedule.

If you haven’t been watching the news, or you haven’t attended any elementary school Halloween parties, let me tell you about the trick or treat you’ve been missing.

Jailbait.

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I hereby give MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s coveted Honorary Man of the Month award to every mom and daughter combination who’ve conspired to put their pre-teen in one of these massively inappropriate outfits this season. Good work, ladies. You are pioneers in feminist ass-busting just like me, Dick Masterson.

All women are prostitutes. They’re not all lady businessmen; they’re not all able to spot the difference between a bounced check and a bar of gold; and they’re not all about to listen to reason for the first time as if they were a broken 70’s television set with wood paneling and a UHF knob that suddenly sprouted Bluetooth.

All women are whores.

That’s what Valentine’s Day is. One day set aside where you can pay your wife 50 dollars for a blow job. It’s cheaper than Christmas.

That’s what alimony is. In both prostitution and divorce, you’re paying the whore to leave. If you’re married, make sure you get your money’s worth before the bill comes. It’ll be the size of your phone number.

That’s what Halloween is. Whoretopia.

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I’m sickened each time I hear an ad promoting science and math among little girls. Little girls are stupider than their adult counterparts — way stupider. Now we’re supposed to teach them math just because the radio tells us to? I have a better idea. Why don’t we all just field goal kick footballs into each other’s nuts because the radio tells us to? That’s as pointless as putting a Calculus book in front of a little girl and not expecting three hours of crying and 50 dollars of Toys R Us.

No matter what their age, a woman’s affection is the same cost.

Feminism has been trying to cram the square peg of The Woman into the round hole that is The World for years. And they’ve been doing it with such Herculean tantrums, everyone has adopted their motto.

Women are more than whores.

What the fuck is wrong with a whore?

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Some of the greatest whores in human history have been whores. Putting your little girl into one of these obscene costumes isn’t negligent; it’s catapulting her into a life of whoring that is very much a reality for women.

Who knows what pinnacles she’ll reach. She could be a famous actress or a wealthy lady-lawyer. Both careers require tremendous amounts of whoring. She could even be president — or at least make a mockery of an attempt at running. After all, who else but a fucking whore grins like a rictus idiot while their husband fucks a fat pig on national television. That’s what it takes for a woman to become president.

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These outrageously over-sexualized costumes are not only illegal to jerk off to, they’re also an SAT prep course for pre-teen girls. Buy your son a chemistry set or a calculator. Don’t waste your daughter’s time. And don’t waste her future on books.

The only thing you do when you cram a square peg into a round hole is shave off the corners. Then you don’t even have a square, you have some kind of fucked, rounded oblong with a Women’s Studies degree and a cunt that hasn’t been cracked open since Thriller. Instead of cramming a square peg into a round hole, why not just chuck it into the sewer.

Happy Whore-o-ween to all the men. And to all the women, fuck off my website.

Oops, women did it again.

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Comment by MansVoice
2007-11-10 07:24:24

More of a man then most said:

There is more then one man against this site

Yeah, we noticed. Basically 1-2 out of 10 men. All 100% betas.

 
Comment by detached
2007-11-10 07:19:21

These girls don’t have male role models because their whore mother ran him off.

More of a man then most said:

Tom you are absolutly right about alot of girls dressing inapropreatly. Especially around halloween. Most girls dress this way because they don’t have a male role model in there life and they want attention from a male and they think this is the only way to get it. Some girls may have low self esteem and dress this way to get attention because the attention makes them feel good about them selves. Just because you see this behavior from some girls or maybe a majority at your college does not mean all girls are like this. I myself do not dress like this and I sure as hell would not let my little girl dress that way either.

 
Comment by RobC
2007-11-10 05:52:40

more of a man then most said:

If you only knew how much education we both have., but that really don’t matter because you will just come back with another uneducated judgmental comment. and the bf I got with my piss poor judgement just got back from afganastan fighting for my and your country and he said your nothing but a fucking retard. Now what are you going to say to that or can you say anything because he is a man.

So waving a rifle in another country on behalf of the people that didn’t want him there in the first place qualifies him to call others retards? Makes him a man does it? Not in my eyes. He certainly didn’t fight for me because I didn’t ask him to go and I sure as hell didn’t ask him to fight in my name.

 
Comment by RobC
2007-11-10 05:44:47

Troy said:

all you men are sick. To think of a all women as whores shows you have no morals or values. You can’t even post with your real names. You have to hide behind nick names. So you can’t really think that what your saying is ok. If you were not asshamed of this behavior you would be making this comments with you names.

Troy, you asshole, plenty of us use our real names, I for one. Every woman is a whore because the only thing they ever bring into a fucking relationship is a pussy and they use that to get through life. If her hubby falls short somewhere, she’ll take that piece of rancid twat and pass it round like a fucking church collection plate and if she doesn’t get enough then it’ll be passed round again. The fucking wise men have woken up to this game and we don’t play it anymore.

Am I stereotyping? Fuck, yes. They are all the same and, given the right circumstances, every wife would whore her ass away behind her husband’s back for a little something extra. Real men know this and don’t give them the chance anymore. It’s beta-fucks like you that get shit on later down the line. Have fun when it happens.

 
Comment by mike5150
2007-11-10 03:40:23

You actually believe her? Any woman can call the cops and get a guy arrested in 10 seconds. She says he threw her down stairs and put a gun to her head. Most of the time they believe a woman no matter what.

Something strange going on with that one. But you’re one of those kind. The ones who believe anything some chick tells you.

 
Comment by Tom
2007-11-10 01:43:48

More of a man then most said:

Tom you are absolutly right about alot of girls dressing inapropreatly. Especially around halloween. Most girls dress this way because they don’t have a male role model in there life and they want attention from a male and they think this is the only way to get it. Some girls may have low self esteem and dress this way to get attention because the attention makes them feel good about them selves. Just because you see this behavior from some girls or maybe a majority at your college does not mean all girls are like this. I myself do not dress like this and I sure as hell would not let my little girl dress that way either.

u may be right not all girls are like this. the one I find that’s not I would marry. but I have seen every girl I have ever met be like what I have described….think of any woman. they are a representative of your race… so when they do these things you other women need to call them on it…don’t let women be degraded b/c a select vast majority make you look like uneducated pop star wanna be play boy appearing whores…how about a few lawyer/doctors/professors in our life, we are breeding a culture of retards focused on how they can make their life more like lindsay blowhan, is that what we really need!!!??

 
Comment by More of a man then most
2007-11-09 18:16:02

Tom you are absolutly right about alot of girls dressing inapropreatly. Especially around halloween. Most girls dress this way because they don’t have a male role model in there life and they want attention from a male and they think this is the only way to get it. Some girls may have low self esteem and dress this way to get attention because the attention makes them feel good about them selves. Just because you see this behavior from some girls or maybe a majority at your college does not mean all girls are like this. I myself do not dress like this and I sure as hell would not let my little girl dress that way either.

 
Comment by Geeza
2007-11-09 13:35:09

Tom said:

look Im at a college where this past halloween has made me very angry. I see no woman has a sense of humor, all they seek is attention and a imaginary prize from a contest of who can dress the sluttiest without being arrested. Now they have little girls doing it, thats like whore training wheels. All they do is take the word naughty and put a noun in front of it and that is their costume. Oh and yea sure threre are the few cases where this isnt true, but only on the surface b/c the girls that dont dress up in slutty costumes are generally the fat ones who still wish they could which makes them just as bad. I SEE THIS SHIT TRUST ME

Dont be angry. You’re lucky to understand what you’ve seen at college. Now you will recognise a womans whorish behaviour whenever you see it, which will probably be nearly everytime you see a woman.

 
Comment by Tom
2007-11-09 13:13:13

look Im at a college where this past halloween has made me very angry. I see no woman has a sense of humor, all they seek is attention and a imaginary prize from a contest of who can dress the sluttiest without being arrested. Now they have little girls doing it, thats like whore training wheels. All they do is take the word naughty and put a noun in front of it and that is their costume. Oh and yea sure threre are the few cases where this isnt true, but only on the surface b/c the girls that dont dress up in slutty costumes are generally the fat ones who still wish they could which makes them just as bad. I SEE THIS SHIT TRUST ME

 
Comment by Troy
2007-11-09 10:45:44

all you men are sick. To think of a all women as whores shows you have no morals or values. You can’t even post with your real names. You have to hide behind nick names. So you can’t really think that what your saying is ok. If you were not asshamed of this behavior you would be making this comments with you names.

 
Comment by More of a man then most
2007-11-09 10:26:29

There is more then one man against this site.

MansVoice said:

He told you that after he fucked you? Or was it before? You… educated? Dont make me fucking laugh

you would call that kind?

Talk about Mock: what is every man on this site doing but mocking women.

As far as being childish; most of the responses are childish. There is almost no respect on this site. You are not open to any opinion unless it comes from a man. It doesn’t really matter what is said because no matter what you think you are better.

 
Comment by MansVoice
2007-11-09 08:58:08

Ah, I dont make sense, agreed.

Now, reread what you have just wrote. Just because one man, someone whom you are emotionally attached to, disregarded this site… does it mean that it can then be debunked and deemed as worthless?

Certainly, against an ignorant comment from yourself, I only replied in kind. If you wish to start a debate, I am all game. However, if all you wish to do is to mock the men here, then please leave because that is fucking childish.

 
Comment by More of a man then most
2007-11-09 08:16:41

MansVoice said:

He told you that after he fucked you? Or was it before? You… educated? Dont make me fucking laugh.

Your comment doesn’t even make sense. Is that all you can come back with? Dat Bitch got it right when she said you’s are all weak. Have to put down on a women to feel like a man. I’m sure you don’t think your mother is a whore.

 
Comment by mike5150
2007-11-09 04:44:12

A) OJ didn’t do it. The real killers are still out there.
B) Lorenna Bobbit did get away with it.

 
Comment by dat bitch
2007-11-09 04:24:27

SOOO TELL ME HOW WOMEN ARE FAVORED IF OJ GOT AWAY WITH MURDER BUT LARANA BOBBETTE COULDN’T GET AWAY WITH CUTTING HER MANS DICK OFF… A WOMEN KILLS HER EX’S MOTHER AND NEARLY KILLS HIS SON BECAUSE HE DIDN’T WANNA BE WITH HER SHE GETS 2 CONSECUTIVE LIFE TERMS… A MAN IN ARIZONA TRYS TO KILL HIS WIFE AND TWO KIDS WHILE ON SHERMS AND WAS UP FOR PAROL IN 10 YEARS.. COME ON MAN I DON’T KNOW IF YA’LL ON CRACK OR SUMMIN DAT GOT YOU IN A DIFFERENT WORLD BUT YOU NEED TO COME BACK TO REALITY CUZ WE MISS YOU DOWN HERE

 
Comment by dat bitch
2007-11-09 03:45:49

OHHH YEA AND I FORGOT TO ADD THE WAY YOU DEGRADE WOMEN SHOWS A SIGN OF WEAKNESS.. YOU HAVE TO TALK SHIT TO FEEL POWERFUL TO FEEL LIKE YOUR A MAN.. YOU’RE AFRAID IF YOU DON’T SOCIETY WILL LOOK AT YOU LIKE A PUSSY, BUT REAL WOMAN CAN SEE THROUGH ALL THAT IT AIN’T NOTHIN BUT A FRONT TO LOOK HARD WHEN REALLY AT THE CORE YOU AIN’T NOTHING BUT A LITTLE WHINNY ASSSSS BITCH COMPLAINING ABOUT ANYTHING YOU CAN

 
Comment by dat bitch
2007-11-09 03:12:35

ALLLL YA’LL BITCHES IS STUPID.. A MAN THESE DAYS AIN’T WORTH SHIT…. FIRST OFF IF YOU WANNA PUT A LABLE ON WOMEN AS A WHOLE LET ME PUT A LABLE ON YA’LL AS A WHOLE LIKE IT IS WHERE I’M FROM… YA’LL AIN’T NOTHING BUT SOME DEAD BEATS… YOU FIND A CHICK THAT GOT A CAR GOT AN APPARTMENT OF HER OWN A GOOD JOB AND YOU MOOCH…. WANNA USE THE CAR WHILE WE AT WORK AND NOT PUT GAS IN IT WANNA USE THE CELL PHONE WHILE WE AT WORK AND DON’T WANNA PAY HALF THE BILL WANNA ORDER PAY-PER VIEW EVERYNIGHT AND NOT PAY THE CABLE BILL, WANNA HAVE YOU HOMEBOYS OVER THE APPARTMENT THAT YOU DON’T EVEN PAY RENT AT OR EVEN SO MUCH AS A BILL AND NOT EVEN BE CONSIDERATE ABOUT THE FACT THAT WE GOTTA BE TO WORK AT 7AM IN THE MORNING SO WE CAN TAKE CARE OF YO NO GOOD ASS THEN YOU WANNA GET US PREGNANT AND NOT HANDLE YOUR RESPONSIBLITIES LIKE THE MAN YOU CLAIM TO BE RUN AROUND SAYIN IT AIN’T YOURS OK OK OK YOU GOT DOUBT YOU GOT YOUR BLOOD TEST AND WHEN IT COME BACK AS YOURS YOU STILLLLLL DON’T TAKE CARE OF WHATS YOUR’S…. THEN WHEN YOU GET ON YOUR FEET GET LITTLE BIT A MONEY YOU WANNA TALK DOWN ON US LIKE WE AIN’T WORTH SHYT WHEN WE WAS THE ONE’S THAT WAS TAKING CARE OF YO NO GOOD AS AND THE ONE YOU WILL BE RUNNIN TO WHEN EVER YOU NEED SUMMIN……. SO DON’T SAY WOMEN AIN’T NOTHIN BUT WHORES CUZ REALLLLY THESE MEN ARE HOES

 
Comment by Clair
2007-11-09 00:18:17

MansVoice, why did you have to be like that to her? What did she do to you?

 
Comment by MansVoice
2007-11-09 00:03:14

He told you that after he fucked you? Or was it before? You… educated? Dont make me fucking laugh.

 
Comment by more of a man then most
2007-11-08 20:06:03

and where did you see me say my child was there? My children have not been around any violence. And again who said that the man who abused me was my childrens father? So the only thing amusing is you thinking you know what your talking about. You are so right. I am dumb and so is the father of my children. If you only knew how much education we both have., but that really don’t matter because you will just come back with another uneducated judgmental comment. and the bf I got with my piss poor judgement just got back from afganastan fighting for my and your country and he said your nothing but a fucking retard. Now what are you going to say to that or can you say anything because he is a man.

 
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