Whore-o-ween: Now For Kids!
If it looks like a stripper and costs like a stripper then it’s a stripper.
This Halloween, woman-kind has lowered the bar of decency yet another inch in their eternal quest for gold at the Whore Olympics, by giving their daughters the key to the Halloween Slut closet six years ahead of schedule.
If you haven’t been watching the news, or you haven’t attended any elementary school Halloween parties, let me tell you about the trick or treat you’ve been missing.
Jailbait.
I hereby give MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s coveted Honorary Man of the Month award to every mom and daughter combination who’ve conspired to put their pre-teen in one of these massively inappropriate outfits this season. Good work, ladies. You are pioneers in feminist ass-busting just like me, Dick Masterson.
All women are prostitutes. They’re not all lady businessmen; they’re not all able to spot the difference between a bounced check and a bar of gold; and they’re not all about to listen to reason for the first time as if they were a broken 70’s television set with wood paneling and a UHF knob that suddenly sprouted Bluetooth.
All women are whores.
That’s what Valentine’s Day is. One day set aside where you can pay your wife 50 dollars for a blow job. It’s cheaper than Christmas.
That’s what alimony is. In both prostitution and divorce, you’re paying the whore to leave. If you’re married, make sure you get your money’s worth before the bill comes. It’ll be the size of your phone number.
That’s what Halloween is. Whoretopia.
I’m sickened each time I hear an ad promoting science and math among little girls. Little girls are stupider than their adult counterparts — way stupider. Now we’re supposed to teach them math just because the radio tells us to? I have a better idea. Why don’t we all just field goal kick footballs into each other’s nuts because the radio tells us to? That’s as pointless as putting a Calculus book in front of a little girl and not expecting three hours of crying and 50 dollars of Toys R Us.
No matter what their age, a woman’s affection is the same cost.
Feminism has been trying to cram the square peg of The Woman into the round hole that is The World for years. And they’ve been doing it with such Herculean tantrums, everyone has adopted their motto.
Women are more than whores.
What the fuck is wrong with a whore?
Some of the greatest whores in human history have been whores. Putting your little girl into one of these obscene costumes isn’t negligent; it’s catapulting her into a life of whoring that is very much a reality for women.
Who knows what pinnacles she’ll reach. She could be a famous actress or a wealthy lady-lawyer. Both careers require tremendous amounts of whoring. She could even be president — or at least make a mockery of an attempt at running. After all, who else but a fucking whore grins like a rictus idiot while their husband fucks a fat pig on national television. That’s what it takes for a woman to become president.
These outrageously over-sexualized costumes are not only illegal to jerk off to, they’re also an SAT prep course for pre-teen girls. Buy your son a chemistry set or a calculator. Don’t waste your daughter’s time. And don’t waste her future on books.
The only thing you do when you cram a square peg into a round hole is shave off the corners. Then you don’t even have a square, you have some kind of fucked, rounded oblong with a Women’s Studies degree and a cunt that hasn’t been cracked open since Thriller. Instead of cramming a square peg into a round hole, why not just chuck it into the sewer.
Happy Whore-o-ween to all the men. And to all the women, fuck off my website.
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Stop calling big bang and evolution accidents, they are no more accidents than when a women “forgets” to take the pill.
I suppose you do?
I take no comfort from knowing there is a god. I believe in him and love him, but I niether like him nor worship him. That puts me in a rather strange situation, huh? Nevertheless, something WAS there in the beginning. I would rather believe in a god, than believe I was a cosmic accident. Although, women are a cosmic accident, so there you go.
In any case, beleive what you will. It bothers me not at all.
I don’t believe in God becuase I don’t think it’s logical. I think it’s a nice idea…but mostly a fairy tale. Nobody wants to believe that when they die that’s just it.
Ad Ignorantian (AKA: An Appeal to Ignorance): This fallacy is when the assumption has been made that because something has not been proven to be false, it must be true. This fallacy may also come in the form that since something has not been proven true, it must be false.
Examples:
I. You can’t prove that miracles don’t happen; so, they must happen.
II. God must exist because you’re unable to prove that He doesn’t.
III. God doesn’t exist because you can’t prove that He does.
Tip: Identify what is being asserted and argue that it may by true (or false) regardless of what we know about its being true or not.
Some thoughts on the issue.
I know, I’m a big mean poopy head. Anyways…
They do realize it’s wrong. That’s half the reason they do it. They are young sluts, trapped in the bodies of older sluts. I am not an adult. I’m 22 fucking years old. I’m some upjumped little brat that thinks his cock is bigger than his other head. Just because I’m legally responsible for my actions does not make me worthy of being treated as one who knows stuff.
I know very little about very little. That’s why I understand women. I put the blinders on four years ago, when I realized that women think sex is lying there telling me what the fuck to do. It only took me one encounter with a woman to “learn muhself” the right way. I find myself in a predicament however… sexually attracted to creatures I despise.
Anyways, don’t ever call me an adult again.
The informal fallacy of false dilemma—also known as false choice, false dichotomy, falsified dilemma, fallacy of the excluded middle, black and white thinking, false correlative, either/or fallacy, and bifurcation—involves a situation in which two alternative statements are held to be the only possible options, when in reality there exist one or more other options which have not been considered. .
A fallacy of necessity is a fallacy in the logic of a syllogism whereby a degree of unwarranted necessity is placed in the conclusion.
I believe in God but that premise is a fallacy.
I know you are, but what am I?
No.
Shut the fuck up.
People used to think that giant snakes slithered through the land and thus created their lakes. People used to think that thunder was gods getting angry. People used to think that lighting was thrown down to earth by gods. Science proved all of these other wise, and are no regarded as myths-but they were once facts.
Don’t you wonder if somehow science will explain what happened before the big bang, that the god theory will once again be thrown out the window?
I don’t get the drift actually. There is no evidence that God does not exist, so you are speculating. God isn’t “used” to explain anything, its a simple fact that it has to be the case. Unless you have some better theory about the origin of the universe I think this discussion is over.
*D3C*
Not necessarily.
See!! thats EXACTLY what I mean. When human knowledge is stunted, God is used to explain the phenomenon. Then when good old science can explain it, the god theory is thrown out. Need I remind you of how people thought storms came about? Or how the natives of Australia believed lakes came about? The list will never stop, so I will. You get the drift.
Ok, I’m imagining a very cute scene. But you seemed to be very distraught by it. Feel free not to tell me, but what happened?
Quite the opposite. If you knew anything about science you would know this. But because you cant control your shit machine of a mouth, I will enlighten you.
We dont actually know what happened before the universe was a few nanoseconds old. What we do know is that there must have been a singularity of energy (i.e all the energy/matter in the universe located at the smallest possible point). We also know that this is a one time occurrence. The universe wont collapse back onto itself, but it will keep expanding infinitely. So for that energy to get there, something must have put it there, dont you think?
In comes God, who is the only candidate for such a task, because He is not dictated by our physical laws. He is beyond the time and space dimension, hence he can go anywhere and do anything anywhere in time, as time is also traversible in theory.
The fact that He exists outside the physical dimensions means that we will never be able to comprehend the reasons why the universe ended up as it did. We can only believe that its the case, and everyone else can dream up their own little ideas and will be left with no ends tied because of it.
Phew that was an effort. I need to sleep now I think.
*D3C*
Ok. That’s sick. Of course reacting to these girls is wrong. They don’t realise it’s wrong. They’re still girls, trapped in the bodies of young women. You as an adult should know that.
I didn’t say he wasn’t allowed to. I just said he shouldn’t. It’s not wise. Buy bringing god in as fact, when both parties aren’t of the same faith, just makes your argument seem sort of..well, childish. Imagine if I were an atheist. By bringing god in as fact, I would think you were delusional for brining an imaginary friend in to the scene, that can do magic.
They may be. That’s what I used to think before I converted to agnosticism. You talking about I.D, just incase you weren’t aware of it.
Maybe. I’ll never know. Maybe I will actually become convinced that their is one almighty creator, far fetched, but I’ll buy it. Or perhaps the thought of being all alone in an infinite universe will send me mental and I’ll look to an invisible friend to help. Who knows?
Yeah, but after generations of inbreeding the genes become too alike and because their is no variation, their is nothing to evolve into. That and the whole becoming mentally retarded, physically disabled and infertile thing.
Ok then. Who or what created the creator? The has to have been a beginning.
It actually wasn’t meant to be. Sorry. It was just an easy way to break down an idea, that is usually quite effective.
And that’s part of the reason I am an agnostic. But that argument can also be applied to god. How did he/she/it get there? Just remember though, first there is god to explain something, then science explains it and god is forgotten.
The human bond is quite a strong thing. It creates relationships that are extremely useful. Sexual pleasure bonds a couple.Sex is used as a tool by couples. You’ve probably heard of the theory that the man protects her to have sex and the woman has sex with him to protect her, right? Well humans evolved a bit further past that to a stage where things like ‘love’ come into play. Love plays a strong part in survival. ‘Making love’ is therefore plays a great part in survival. The clitoris enhances sexual pleasure, which creates a stronger bond, which is good for survival. (Real basic outline).
@David…
Welcome to the site. Blame is generally passed to you because you are an adult, and seen as more educated and learned than these young “laidies”. However, you react. You don’t initiate… but to the (biased) legal system, sometimes even reacting to these “laidies” is proof enough that one is a pedophile. It bloody sucks.
You are correct. They are all whores. Again, welcome to the site.
Well. She will also do what all other feminists do at 60 - milk her kittens.
Clair who are you to tell people what they can bring into a debate? I believe it was you one time, who said that people took the interpretation of the bible to literally.
If the bible is true every single event in past history wouldn’t be recorded in it. Who says that the idea of evolution and God aren’t both correct? That they may both be tied in together.
You’ll do what all other agnostics do. One day you’ll be 60 and start going to church.