Whore-o-ween: Now For Kids!
If it looks like a stripper and costs like a stripper then it’s a stripper.
This Halloween, woman-kind has lowered the bar of decency yet another inch in their eternal quest for gold at the Whore Olympics, by giving their daughters the key to the Halloween Slut closet six years ahead of schedule.
If you haven’t been watching the news, or you haven’t attended any elementary school Halloween parties, let me tell you about the trick or treat you’ve been missing.
Jailbait.
I hereby give MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s coveted Honorary Man of the Month award to every mom and daughter combination who’ve conspired to put their pre-teen in one of these massively inappropriate outfits this season. Good work, ladies. You are pioneers in feminist ass-busting just like me, Dick Masterson.
All women are prostitutes. They’re not all lady businessmen; they’re not all able to spot the difference between a bounced check and a bar of gold; and they’re not all about to listen to reason for the first time as if they were a broken 70’s television set with wood paneling and a UHF knob that suddenly sprouted Bluetooth.
All women are whores.
That’s what Valentine’s Day is. One day set aside where you can pay your wife 50 dollars for a blow job. It’s cheaper than Christmas.
That’s what alimony is. In both prostitution and divorce, you’re paying the whore to leave. If you’re married, make sure you get your money’s worth before the bill comes. It’ll be the size of your phone number.
That’s what Halloween is. Whoretopia.
I’m sickened each time I hear an ad promoting science and math among little girls. Little girls are stupider than their adult counterparts — way stupider. Now we’re supposed to teach them math just because the radio tells us to? I have a better idea. Why don’t we all just field goal kick footballs into each other’s nuts because the radio tells us to? That’s as pointless as putting a Calculus book in front of a little girl and not expecting three hours of crying and 50 dollars of Toys R Us.
No matter what their age, a woman’s affection is the same cost.
Feminism has been trying to cram the square peg of The Woman into the round hole that is The World for years. And they’ve been doing it with such Herculean tantrums, everyone has adopted their motto.
Women are more than whores.
What the fuck is wrong with a whore?
Some of the greatest whores in human history have been whores. Putting your little girl into one of these obscene costumes isn’t negligent; it’s catapulting her into a life of whoring that is very much a reality for women.
Who knows what pinnacles she’ll reach. She could be a famous actress or a wealthy lady-lawyer. Both careers require tremendous amounts of whoring. She could even be president — or at least make a mockery of an attempt at running. After all, who else but a fucking whore grins like a rictus idiot while their husband fucks a fat pig on national television. That’s what it takes for a woman to become president.
These outrageously over-sexualized costumes are not only illegal to jerk off to, they’re also an SAT prep course for pre-teen girls. Buy your son a chemistry set or a calculator. Don’t waste your daughter’s time. And don’t waste her future on books.
The only thing you do when you cram a square peg into a round hole is shave off the corners. Then you don’t even have a square, you have some kind of fucked, rounded oblong with a Women’s Studies degree and a cunt that hasn’t been cracked open since Thriller. Instead of cramming a square peg into a round hole, why not just chuck it into the sewer.
Happy Whore-o-ween to all the men. And to all the women, fuck off my website.
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I never studied physics. Don’t plan to either, ‘factual’ things bore me to death. I love things like sociology, neurology (I know this is ‘factual’…but still, I like it), philosophy and psychology. Much more interesting.
That was probably meant to be clever, wasn’t it?
It would come as a complete surprise if you knew anything about anything. I, and anyone who has read the posts you have put on this thread will know you know absolutely nothing about physics. Go read a physics textbook or something before you even pretend to understand what comes out of your mouth.
If you can read.
*D3C*
How can you put your whole faith into it when you realise that it could very well be faulty? Is it the whole security thing?
OK I can no longer argue with you. You are a complete retard. Can someone else explain to this idiot what reflection means? I really couldn’t be bothered.
*D3C*
I am a very logical man(heck, being a man means you’re logical) but Clair, I do want something to fall back on. That is my religion and my beliefs. Aye.
Awww…That’s so cute
I actually don’t know alot about it, I’m still learning. But I do know alot behind the human reasoning process, which gave birth to religion (if there really wasn’t divine inspirations ect).
Well, I am a sexy bastard.
Good. You might enjoy it a little bit more if you learned shit about it.
…That was even cuter…
I know. I really enjoy theology.
But light rebounds off it and reaches your eye, you twat.
@Clair…
First you call me an adult, then you call me cute. You really don’t like me do you? In any case, I never said I was sleeping with young girls. I don’t sleep with anyone. Try it. It works wonders.
And your arguments on evolution?
You made a comment along the lines of science replacing God, I beleive. It either works that way, or the opposite. Science will never admit to a God, because science is based in logic. Theism is based almost completely on romanticism… “I can’t imagine it any other way, thereafore it must be so.”
However, many prominant scientists either beleive and profess to follow a god(s), or allow for the existance of him (Hawking, for one). This, if nothing else, proves that God is a subject worth spending a lot of time on. This is obviously not the website/forum to be discussing this subject, as few/if any people on here know anything substantial about the deep-down, hardcore debate.
Now, fuck off Dick’s site.
Amen to that.
This is why you are trespassing. You say stupid shit like this, and then fall back on cleverly exploiting your sex with the old ‘boyz and gurlz r diffrnt’ catchphrase. Well they are different - for instance, girls seem incapable of understanding basic concepts and are morally bankrupt.
You’ve admitted that you just log on to this site to piss people off. Well congratulations, you’ve done what any man or woman is capable of - pissing people off by acting like a stupid whore.
Don’t worry about posting anything else about how you have to see something to know it exists or how women ‘got off the titanic first.’ I don’t give two shits if you wrote it or not, it’s bigoted, stupid, and we see that shit played out on TV and in real life all of the time.
You stupid whores are ungrateful whenever we hold the door for you and you sure as fuck are ungrateful when we give our lives to do the proper thing. Fuck off - there’s a reason nobody seems to like you for anything but your sex, bitch.
Glass doesn’t reflect light, but you know it’s there, you twat.
*D3C*
Fuck please Clair don’t talk about science. You make yourself sound fucking stupid.
I’m not even going to bother giving you a lesson in particle physics. You obviously know absolutely nothing about surface physics, or anything for that matter, so kindly leave before you embarrass yourself further.
*D3C*
I’m not sure if atoms actually exist. I never seen one. I’ve been told they exist, but I’ve also been told a god exists. That and the fact that light enables us to see things right? Well, atoms (if they exist) are to small to reflect light…how has anyone seen them?
I can’t. Plain and simple. But I do think that is is quite possible that there was creator, but I also think that it’s quite possible we were an accident. You can’t prove or disprove either. There-fore they are both equally valid.
Now that is bullshit too Clair, you are simply hedging your own bet that you are correct in saying that atoms rubbed together by accident and created not only existence but you included.
You are explaining aways God in an attempt to explain your point of view about a subject that NO HUMAN has the answers for.
Exactly like the previous (me included) were SMART enough to throw a god, any type, into the argument, because as men, we automatically understand that something built this shit.
If it was accidental, then I would imagine I could rub two monkeys together and create a banana, according to that incomplete theory.
If existence were accidental, then I would say you understand very little of the natural order of things, as NOTHING is accidental, but logical beginning that leads a logical and ordered end. The proof is in the fact that you do not spontaneously combust into a Shit-Pie simply by rubbing your legs together like a motherfuckin’ cricket.
Prove THAT wrong………..
You believe in a god right? I’m not telling you not to (it’ll probably come across as that, but I’m serious it’s not meant to) but how can you understand this, something surprisingly alot of people don’t, and not be an agnostic.
And that’s why god came about. Because humans couldn’t explain something scientifically. God is used to fill the void that ignorance and insecurity leaves.
Ok, look all of you are right, and wrong.
Let the Wang fix all of this for all of you (though Dazed understands Kick-Fucking-Ass Man-Physics).
Simply because your limited intellectual skills are unable to process the heretofore unknown variable and never-ending possibilities that ARE fucking time/space, and since you also do not contain the possible capacity to understand a solar system much less molecular movement quadraplexed into the creation of millions if not billions of possible universes I say this:
YOU GOT NOT FUCKING CLUE ABOUT WHO WHAT WHEN AND WHERE.
Yet you got the audacity to say YOU have the answer?
You KNOW god doesn’t exist because you SAID he doesn’t?
You, in your amazingly perplex narcissistic fucktard way somehow, even with your inability to function on the bottom basement level of human kind, KNOW everything there is to know?
Science IS God, and God IS Science! Without one the other does NOT exist!
And now you end up where you started: You don’t know jack shit, but you make up answers for everything, because after all, YOU know you are full of shit, and now so does everyone else too……………
They think their being adults, thats what being a teenager is about. It’s a time for chilren to experience social interaction as if they were adults so that when they become one, they know how to deal with it.
True. Your not completely developed, but your damn near close. Like it or not, it is very mature and adult like to realise your flaws and be comfortable with them. Still though, you shouldn’t be sleeping with young teenagers.
Sorry, but I just thought that was cute.