Whore-o-ween: Now For Kids!
If it looks like a stripper and costs like a stripper then it’s a stripper.
This Halloween, woman-kind has lowered the bar of decency yet another inch in their eternal quest for gold at the Whore Olympics, by giving their daughters the key to the Halloween Slut closet six years ahead of schedule.
If you haven’t been watching the news, or you haven’t attended any elementary school Halloween parties, let me tell you about the trick or treat you’ve been missing.
Jailbait.
I hereby give MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s coveted Honorary Man of the Month award to every mom and daughter combination who’ve conspired to put their pre-teen in one of these massively inappropriate outfits this season. Good work, ladies. You are pioneers in feminist ass-busting just like me, Dick Masterson.
All women are prostitutes. They’re not all lady businessmen; they’re not all able to spot the difference between a bounced check and a bar of gold; and they’re not all about to listen to reason for the first time as if they were a broken 70’s television set with wood paneling and a UHF knob that suddenly sprouted Bluetooth.
All women are whores.
That’s what Valentine’s Day is. One day set aside where you can pay your wife 50 dollars for a blow job. It’s cheaper than Christmas.
That’s what alimony is. In both prostitution and divorce, you’re paying the whore to leave. If you’re married, make sure you get your money’s worth before the bill comes. It’ll be the size of your phone number.
That’s what Halloween is. Whoretopia.
I’m sickened each time I hear an ad promoting science and math among little girls. Little girls are stupider than their adult counterparts — way stupider. Now we’re supposed to teach them math just because the radio tells us to? I have a better idea. Why don’t we all just field goal kick footballs into each other’s nuts because the radio tells us to? That’s as pointless as putting a Calculus book in front of a little girl and not expecting three hours of crying and 50 dollars of Toys R Us.
No matter what their age, a woman’s affection is the same cost.
Feminism has been trying to cram the square peg of The Woman into the round hole that is The World for years. And they’ve been doing it with such Herculean tantrums, everyone has adopted their motto.
Women are more than whores.
What the fuck is wrong with a whore?
Some of the greatest whores in human history have been whores. Putting your little girl into one of these obscene costumes isn’t negligent; it’s catapulting her into a life of whoring that is very much a reality for women.
Who knows what pinnacles she’ll reach. She could be a famous actress or a wealthy lady-lawyer. Both careers require tremendous amounts of whoring. She could even be president — or at least make a mockery of an attempt at running. After all, who else but a fucking whore grins like a rictus idiot while their husband fucks a fat pig on national television. That’s what it takes for a woman to become president.
These outrageously over-sexualized costumes are not only illegal to jerk off to, they’re also an SAT prep course for pre-teen girls. Buy your son a chemistry set or a calculator. Don’t waste your daughter’s time. And don’t waste her future on books.
The only thing you do when you cram a square peg into a round hole is shave off the corners. Then you don’t even have a square, you have some kind of fucked, rounded oblong with a Women’s Studies degree and a cunt that hasn’t been cracked open since Thriller. Instead of cramming a square peg into a round hole, why not just chuck it into the sewer.
Happy Whore-o-ween to all the men. And to all the women, fuck off my website.
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Your brother is a beta and a weak man. WEAK. Fuck betas, they disgrace men.
I really enjoyed that story. There are loads of stories like that. There’s a whole lot of psychological reasoning to it as well. Whether god exists or not, I think he/she/it can bring out the best in people and is often needed.
As for Jesus, I’m not a Christian but I think he was awesome.
You called my brother a bete, no? He saw a guy strating to bash a girl and dropped him. That guy left school.
There are other cases, but I wont mention them. But these are the guys you call beta’s. They respect men AND women. They judge the individual.
@Clair… Let’s talk about the idea of God as a crutch.
Of all the crutches in my life, I’ve had many. I have done more drugs than you can possibly imagine. I have drank more alcohol than you can possibly imagine. I have woken up in more strange places than you can possibly imagine. And I loved it all, more than you can possibly imagine.
When you see life like me, there is no meaning to life, asides from being born, doing shit and than dying. There is no way to win. It’s life, everyone loses. However, you can exist at different levels. I, for one, adamantly refuse to excell at simply existing. I did drugs, simply because life sucked monkey ass, and damned if I was going to suffer life in any form of coherancy.
Was this a crutch? Yes. And a damned good crutch, at that. For my sober moments, I was able to experiance life as it really was… a bunch of people that kill and torture everyone else for no better reason than idiot-philosophy. The crusades? WW2? MTV? You betcha. Drugs allowed me to live my life, knowing that no matter what happens, I’m ok… because you look like nothing more than some walking blob with 15 eyeballs. And that’s fucking funny.
I miss drugs. However, in their stead, I found God. Not religion… god. See, I have interminable proof now as to the existance of god, or at least sufficient enough for me. I sometimes wish I never found him, because now I live in the constant fear of hell.
It’s a little different now though… although I still am tempted to see God as sadistic and illogical, I recognize that he is above all, jealous and methodical. God doesn’t do shit to me. Satan doesn’t do shit to me. I do shit to myself. That’s why many christians are bad people. Because they do bad things to themselves, and blame them on satan. That’s a silly crutch. Drugs, at least, were entertaining.
God is a type of crutch to me. For me, knowing that I survive because I was meant to is a comforting thing. It may seem like a weakness, but let me tell you something: If you we’re half as lonely as me, or half as depressed at me, you would love the idea of something that cares about you. My dog cares about me, but he didn’t keep me alive when I overdosed on speedball.
Everyone has a crutch. But crutches arn’t a bad thing. Crutches simply assist you in coping with the drudgery that is life. Some crutches, however, are better than others. Drugs are a horrible, horrible crutch. Jesus is not so bad. However, you must still prove to yourself that he is real, and is loving. This is a constant battle.
However, Jesus is a much better crutch than beleiving mere happenstance keeps you moving. Just my two cents.
Ok, now I’m back to being a hardcore dickhead again.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAhA. In her defence, she isnt a “whore”. HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Damn, ol’ Doubt is the Hammer of Manly-Fuckin’-Vengeance and on one Kick-Ass Man-Sweep.
Ok, look, people like Clair never give up because they will never be right, always wrong. Her kind is exactly why Victoria’s Secret makes 50 bras that do the same exact fucking thing, but look WAY cool yo. But the whole point is to drag the whole ship to the bottom, no matter the other people on it. And you tell me population control wouldn’t fix that shit…….right.
If I spent that much time on underwear I was going to throw away anyway, there would be no time to land on fucking Mars now would there?
Clair, the men you know are cunts, fags, or what the hell ever, but they damn sure ain’t a MAN. If they talk to you after they fuck you, then obviously there is something wrong with them. Don’t even get me started on if they talk to you and DO NOT fuck you………..that is truly a stupid fucking…………………something.
I swear to God Almighty riding a sidecar to the Sausage Factory on Payday………talking to women on this site is like talking to a fucking cucumber………..cold, bumpy, got those scary little hairs……….and just plain shitty at conversation.
Then they arent alphas, enough said and the men you talk about arent betas. Apparently, you dont know what the fuck you are talking about.
You would know a thing or two about arched backs.
I think it’s important so that the other party/parties know that I don’t think that they are wrong. It saves a bit of arched backs.
dazedandconfused said:
Doubt was simply outlining the fundamental physics behind the way light interacts with matter, and atoms. Of course you wouldn’t know this because you don’t know the first thing about phyiscs.
Re-read his post. He was outlining it under the assumption that I believed that.
I actually had a love for this stuff from an early age, but it was a man that really got me interested. He knows everything there is to know about that stuff, he didn’t really like physics and math related subjects though. Does that make him dumb? He actually got great grades for physics, even though it bored him to death.
I know that was meant to be an insult, but that’s part of the reason I love the stuff. There’s an infinite amount of answers for an infinite amount of questions. Doesn’t it just make wonder? Dosen’t it feel good just to sit their and think?
I know alot of guys that you would label ‘beta’, but I tell you what. None of the guys you would call alpha dare speak shit to their face. Let alone do anything that would grab negative attention from them.
Hahaha. Feel manly?
Hmm, this logic says that math high VHA math/physic students that don’t enjoy English are dumb.
*sigh* When did I say it didn’t?
I take History, Econs, Literature and Maths for my main subs BUT I still scored straight As for Biology, Physics and Chemistry when I had to take those subjects before we were allowed to choose our main subs which we wanted to take for the A levels(British System of Examination). When you SUCK, you SUCK. Simple physics dictate the laws of reflection or are you too fucking stupid?
I can understand. Women like these subjects because they are ambigious meaning they can always be right one way or another. In science, it is either you’re right or wrong.
*Yawns*, lmfao. I love to see how my ass is going to get kicked by some beta fuck. Yes, Clair. You heard me right. I am calling you out on BULLSHIT. I will hammer women in real life. Just the other day, a woman was talking about how “Asian men arent up to the standards of Men”… I replied back… “But do women who look like yourself deserve any standards … to speak of?”
I dont give a fuck. Insult men and be prepared to get insulted. Enough said. Not going to fuck off yet or are you the new “female”?
Doubt was simply outlining the fundamental physics behind the way light interacts with matter, and atoms. Of course you wouldn’t know this because you don’t know the first thing about phyiscs.
There you go speculating again, letting your mouth run off with whatever dignity you still clung to like shit to a shovel. Please don’t open your mouth unless you actually know what you are talking about.
*D3C*
Clair you truly are an idiot. It’s childish to bring god into a discussion if the other person doesn’t believe in him. Those are your words. On the other hand it’s ok for you to throw the fact you’re agnostic into every religious debate.
Ahem…what the fuck are you on about? When did I say that light is to big? And when did I say that light has mass? Are you just concocting little events in your mind so that you can boost your ego and show case what limited intelligence you have?
Hmm, this logic says that math high VHA math/physic students that don’t enjoy English are dumb.
You know what I love? I love how on the internet you act all big and tough, swear at me, call me names and the like, when in real life you’d be to much a a pansy to do so. You’d probably also get your ass kicked, if not by me someone else. Perhaps by one of those 6 foot+, muscle bound men that protect women, or “beta” males as you and others here call them.
Reflection exists, plain and simple. It’s an accepted fact, and something stupid like, say, ‘light is too big’ is just absolutely retarded on every level.
You, little miss, are just plain stupid. If you even watched one discovery channel special on your TV, if you had just paid attention during Middle School - yes, fucking Middle School is when I learned this in the public schools - you would know that light
DOES NOT HAVE MASS!
Light, little whore, is energy, and the claim that atoms are too big is just fucking stupid.
You are a walking, bouncing, slurping, gasping example of what all of the girls of today are.
Yes, you are stupid, that is why those subjects bore you. I get bored because to cunts like you, equal opportunity really means put one-sided girl superiority shit in the textbooks and dumb them down until the entitled little sluts can feel good about themselves and the brutish boyz are too bored to even focus.
You are a stupid little whore, and we want you to leave. You have proven that you are incapable of rational thought, or even accepting a basic fact. You can not rewrite the laws of physics, cunt - that is not up for debate.
Ungrateful bitch.
Yeah, faking a yawn to give the instructors a peek at your dented tonsils and bitching to your ‘friends’ that you ‘just can’t get it’ most certainly means that the course just isn’t made for you. It really needs to be dumbed down - erm, brought to a pace that people like you can handle. You can’t just go around knowing that you are stupid and it’s all your fault, now, can you?
Yeah, the reason it’s so boring is because you are dumber than shit and are used to everything being handed to you. Ungrateful whore, I hope that insufficient pampering doesn’t traumatize you too much. Really, we’ll just throw those mean men right in jail so that daddy’s little bitch doesn’t have to feel self-consious about the one person who observes that her DD implants - in addition to the brainlessness and gracelessness - really do make her look like a hooker.
Did anybody ask you what you thought? Does anyone want to hear your life story? You cunts are all the same - you go around fuck-a-diddling and getting credits using quotas and watered-down courses, bitch about how everything must be too easy because you can’t seem to translate it from instruction to practice, and make up a few hallucinations and delusional, hasty judgments.
Get this through your head: We have proven you wrong again and again, and we probably will continue to do so until you leave. Yes, you can bitch about how we always seem to be there to correct you, but then you don’t even belong on this site and you’re still always there to post another shitty sob story and act shocked when we remind you that we do not care.
Stupid, ungrateful, spiteful whore. Next time, I’m taking the last parachute so you can see how independent you really are.
Don’t argue about reflection if you don’t know anything about it, plain and simple.
*D3C*
I never studied physics. Don’t plan to either, ‘factual’ things bore me to death. I love things like sociology, neurology (I know this is ‘factual’…but still, I like it), philosophy and psychology. Much more interesting.
That was probably meant to be clever, wasn’t it?
It would come as a complete surprise if you knew anything about anything. I, and anyone who has read the posts you have put on this thread will know you know absolutely nothing about physics. Go read a physics textbook or something before you even pretend to understand what comes out of your mouth.
If you can read.
*D3C*