Whore Sells House
A single mother in Florida by the name of Deven Traboscia is selling her house and herself on eBay for the low, low price of $840,000.
Did I say low price? I meant outrageous price!
In her own words, prospective buyers are paying $340,000 for her two-thousand square foot home, and $500,000 for her unknown square foot vagina — which she’s already used to pop out two kids. Doesn’t sound like a great deal to me.
I’m no state-licensed vagina appraiser, but at 42 years old, and after having served two active tours of duty as a human cloner, that pussy is going for about a million dollars a square foot. The warranty on that thing has expired. The elastic band on thrift store underpants are tighter than that turkey gobbler. The girl’s junk would make a better shammy than a sex toy.
$500,000? In the immortal words of Gerrit Graham, “That’s too fuckin high!”
I’m not here to debate this to degrees of whoredom. All women are whores. Deven Traboscia is no different.
If a woman gets money because some guy thought he was going to get laid, she’s not a “clever lady businessman”, or “empowered”, she’s just a high priced prostitute. Think about it like this: if a cop takes money from criminals who think the law will treat them leniently because of it, that cop is a criminal. He’s not empowered. And if he decides to throw the book at them anyway, he’s just an asshole as well. Either way, he’s still a fucking criminal.
All women are whores.
What I am here to debate is price. In today’s market, the only real estate going for a million dollars a square foot is located in the center of Vatican City. In today’s vagina market, some old broad’s junk going for that same price per cubic foot is just as absurd. The three most important things to keep in mind when buying real estate are location, location, location. The three most important things to keep in mind when it comes to buying vagina are: age, age, age. If she’s over 23, don’t spend a dime. If she’s under 23, take her to TGI Friday’s.
Girls under 23 don’t know the difference between fine cuisine and fried shit.
For every decade a girl ages after 23, her value drops by 100%. That means that at 42, Deven Traboscia has priced herself $500,000 more than her market value. And don’t even talk to me about condition because from I can tell she’s as used as they come. Let’s look at the facts. She couldn’t keep at least one man happy (if the father of her children happens to be one man. It could be two!), and she failed at internet dating. Internet dating is the female equivalent of fishing with dynamite. Men on those sites are so desperate, they’ll pay just for the prospect of paying for sex. If a whore can’t find a steady customer to take care of her two-thousand foot mortgage payments there, then something is wrong with her.
And something always is. The only women on internet dating sites are delusional pseudo-career types who forever sit on the fence of feminism. They’re too useless to commit to their jobs and earn self-reliance, and they’re too arrogant to submit to a man and earn happiness. Quote the shit out of that last sentence because is the very nature of women.
You can call it chivalry, you can call it romance, you can call it “true love”, but what it really is is the exchange of money for sex. Period.
Without whores, men would never get laid. No man alive is immune to it. If you think you are, try getting laid by doing absolutely nothing. Be a nobody, spend no money, and don’t do anything to show you “care”. As a man, your time and your labor are money. You trade them for money from 9 to 5, and when you trade them to impress some dozy bitch, you’re paying for that pussy with something called Opportunity Cost. While you were listening to how much she “wants to be a veteraniarian” or how much she “wishes her stuffed animals could talk to her”, you could have been curing cancer or becoming a rock star. You gave that up to get laid.
And nothing is wrong with any of that! Unless the money being exchanged is $500,000 more than it should be! There’s nothing wrong with prostitution, but there is something wrong with overpaying.
If you read Deven’s justification for this promotional sham, you’ll find that she intends to hold out for “true love”. In woman terms, that means she reserves the right to put out until a yet to be determined sum is negotiated — and then paid. In man terms, she’s a fucking cocktease. Buyer beware!
That “spark” women are always complaining about is the actuation of a woman’s sex drive as a function of how much money and time she thinks she can get out of you and still stay within her personal comfort level of fraudulent behavior. In business, we call that market research. “Chemistry” is nothing more than subconscious market research done by the most devious salesmen the world has ever known: women.
Who else but a woman could sell dry roast beef years past it’s prime for $500,000 and still keep a straight face?
If any of you are thinking of bidding on Deven’s vagina (and house), I have this advice. Wait a few years and hit her fourteen daughter up for some of that “true love”. The apple never falls far from the tree; especially when that apple sees her father two days a week.
All women are whores and they all hate sex. You don’t have to like your job to get it done. The only miners I ever saw whistle while they worked were cartoons.
UPDATE 6/28:
The Sun Sentinel has changed Deven’s picture to one that makes her look less wrinkled. Here is the original.
UPDATE 6/29:
Please disregard my earlier advice to wait for Deven’s daughter to become available. It was just brought to my attention that she looks like a bargain bin transsexual.
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So this is the way it had to end… with her on top of another man. Well, let\’s see the instant replay!
You are right indeed, how arrogant of her to price so high.
How arrogant of her to price at all. Fellas, stop putting the pussy on a pedestal. Just like water, pussy is abundant and readily available, and just like water, it’s a fucking shame that the same shit you get free everywhere else has been packaged and sold far beyond it’s true value. Bottled water is a fucking scam, and so is female self-worth. REAL men should already know this rule, so I suppose I’m just passing on wisdom for a new generation.
PUSSY IS A WORTHLESS COMMODITY.
Only a woman will place extreme importance on the value she thinks it has. When a man knows pussy is a worthless commodity, all women are forced to find some other self-worth.
They can’t.
A woman’s self-worth always depends on male attention.
Take it away, and you have a fucking disaster on your hands.
NOTHING DEPRESSES, INFURIATES, AND BOTHERS A WOMAN MORE THAN THE ABSENSE OF MALE ATTENTION.
IF YOU COMMUNICATE THAT HER PUSSY IS WORTHLESS TO YOU, SHE WILL WORK HER FUCKING ASS OFF TO CHANGE YOUR MIND ABOUT THAT.
Someone said that to me recently and its so fucking accurate will never forget it. I highly recommend every guy remind himself of that. Withhold your attention , or show negative attention - and women will throw their pussies at you all day long. Take your fucking pick.
@MANsanthrope
That’s exactly right. Not alot of men know that. And the women REALLY don’t want alot of men to know that.
A man sees a woman as a cum dump.
Nothing wrong with that.
If she wants to be regarded as anything ELSE —>> it’s not going to be up to HIM . . . it’s gonna be up to HER.
Most women are too lazy - and incapable - of making any Man look at her as anything else. Why would he. He doesn’t need or want her for anything else. He doesn’t even KNOW her yet.
Yes. A woman will SAY she is “special”,
but she is totally unable to SHOW you she is special.
That’s a woman’s problem.
Not a man’s.
That’s only one reason why women are failures.
Hi I am ready to buy your house and to be with you forever.
Please for more information contact me on my e-mail adress: jach_king@yahoo.fr
why the fuck do all these women go on this site?? i mean how the fuck did u find it??
if ur realy that offended by it dont go on it!! Hes just an internet troll.. he ding this just so he can laugh at ppls comments…
Dude, I hafta ask, who the FUCK would fuck you, after reading this?
you must really enoy your fathers dick oin your mouth, huh?
seriously alison get a life
Lmao, she’s so old and UGLY!
The comments you left on this subject just had me laughing hysterically, though, I agree.
I just can’t get enough of reading the comments made by women who can’t even spell, they just can’t stop making asses of themselves… lol
Actually a lot of guys makes asses of themselves and doing terrible jobs at spelling as well, just take a look around haha.
Hi im Mk this is my email adress cadetchick12@hotmail.com i can fit 5 fingers up my pussy and im willing to sell myself (sorry i dnt own a house) on the internet for the very reasonal sum of 50,000 USD all inclusive, prices are flexible just like me ;) contact me any time <3 Mk Syd Aust
hello dick.
i just wanted to say you are a sexist pig. not all women are like that! u actually beleive women deserve to be raped? wow your an idiot. i cannot express my hate for you not only as a women but as a person. you truly are the lowest peice of shit i have ever seen in my life. and what about all of us succesful women out there? Condelisa Rice, Amelia Erheart, Rosa Parks, Hariet Tubman, Mary from the bible, and many many more, i dont say this too often but dick, i hope you rot in hell. without women in society, the wrold as we know it would be in utter chaos. put THAT in your blog.
Learn to spell and punctuate. Or maybe use a spellchecker that was invariably invented by a man. Then voice your opinion.
Don’t you know, even Mary was a whore.
What a WHORE! It’s all for money and the european men could do so much better, pussy looks better there. And you can save on money and time if you live in Italy the real estate and women are cheaper.
FUCK THIS BULLSHIT HOW EVER MADE THIS MOTHER FUCKER OF A BITCH IS A SEXIST MANHORE!!!!!!!!! NICE GOING U DUMB MOTHR FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. GOOD LUCK GETTING A DATE U WILL NEVER GET ONE THAT U CANT INFLATE. GET A FUCKING LIFE U SEXIST FUCKING SON OF A BITCH. IM A GUY THE DISAGREES W/ SEXISM OR W/E ITS CALLED SO FUCK U BASTERD GET A FUCKING LIFE U DUMB SHITY HORE FUCKING PIECE OF DEMON DAMN FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUU
Translation: Bwaah, I´m a mangina and still can´t get laid, while assholes like you fuck around regularly.
Oh well.
Eventually you will see the light too.
Hint: It´s not between a woman´s legs.
Women are cunts and imbeciles.
Gay..
More borrowing. I guess you ran out of stock insults, yak slime.
Is that all you have to say? Do you give up that easily? No better come-backs? Because I really enjoyed today… We should do it again sometime… ;)
Just put a brave face on it, yack drool. You’re not fooling anybody.
Snot-bola, does it look like I care what you think? You would know all about being a fool and how it feels… can I get some lessons from you? I’m only just starting and you are already on the advanced level of being an ass.
Why are my remarks affecting you so? he he he This is fantastic… I have managed to piss you off (and on you) and you just keep coming back for more. I love this! yack pooh for you tonight
Sure you were. Talking about silly excuses. You’ve made a complete fool of yourself, yack poop.
e-bola, What is your point? The fact that you ass-umed, like an idiot, that I was from the UK or that I drink alcohol? Get your facts straight.
What are you going to do “no asshole”? Bore me to death? Before or after you fuck your mother?
I was being sarcastic E-bola. I can see my wit is wasted on you lack of cerebral capacity. No, monkey, your brain is between your ears, not your legs…
i think your insane.
seriously
i think your insane.
And this whore-sells-house bitch who placed an ad for men to pay $500,000 to pursue her is just another insane woman. Chris should seriously post the email he wrote to her. Her reply was hilarious, and so was his retort.
And yes her happiness is her responsibility, whats your point? everyones happiness is there own responsibilty.
Your logic is stupid.
You do realize that you obsess over woman.
its all you talk about, them, and how they should act and how they should be.
your all pathetic haha
Chris - When you said to me “A woman’s happiness is not your responsibility, It’s HERS”, it completely changed my life in less time than it took for you to say it. I finally exhaled. Thanks.
Sal GETS it. Excellent. Congratulations.
Pursuing women (and their goddamned “happiness”) is a complete waste of any man’s time. You get WAY more women wanting your attention by telling them to FUCK OFF AND GET LOST. EVERY woman on this website has proven that already.
And that’s what its all about.
No man should EVER go out of his way to freely give a woman his attention.
You want THEM to WANT YOURS.
and MAN!! - do they EVER SCREAM FOR IT when they don’t get enough of it.
The fastest - and BEST - way to get where YOU want to go is THE SHORTEST DISTANCE BETWEEN TWO POINTS. Men know that naturally.
Women are ALL OVER THE MAP.
Pursuing women to make THEM happy (instead of yourself)
is the first best way to get just as lost as THEY are.
No, British women are classy.
From the article :
More British Women Binge Drinking
A new survey in the United Kingdom has found that almost two-thirds of young women admit to drinking so much that they woke up the next morning with virtually no memory of events of the night before.
@Yakety-yack: Don’t come back. At least, if you value your life. On the other hand, I don’t know if a 5′2″ man with 35% body fat who reads Nitzche (sp?) and plays chess can serve as a threat to a standard woman.
Pay attention now. Scott here constantly talks about how women deserved to be raped, as we know. and this girl attaches to him because he sounds nice. Yeah, women are GREAT at judging danger.
Said the old lady to the axe murderer. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Commander Scott, I agree with you. However, you still get women that are like that today. Not all women are morally corrupt and certainly not all men are degenerate monkeys like Chris. You just have to have patience and faith. You sound like a true gentleman and I hope you find your lady to match.
This woman is pathetic. What next? Do you people in the USA have some kind of contagious idiot-generating-brain-rotting virus in the water supply?
Wow.
Once again, women manage to move the bar in some direction …
It’s the attitude that pisses me off the most. Believing that she is some kind of precious object that deserves to be sought after by men. And in that regard she is no different from almost any other woman … they just love prancing around and posing atop their pedestals, and yet are so quick to play the equality card at any moment when it could gain them a personal advantage.
Just another example of women trying to have their cake and eat it. Though if you ask me, women have eaten enough fucking cake as it is.
OK dude WTF??????
Let’s not talk about “Queen Victoria’s time” right now.
Jesus. Men wore perfume, and wigs ‘n shit. And they died by 40.
I grew up (and started fucking) in the mid-80s . . . I was 17. At that time, women were were wearing HUGE SWEAT SOCKS, enormous full length sweaters, shoulder pads, and all kinds of rediculous shit. We had kool-aid parties, ‘n stuff. You had to tell a girl you loved her . . . . and you had to wake her up before you go-go.
Today . . . women don’t wear ANYTHING and HOST BLOWJOB PARTIES!
Fuck the old days man.
I wish we could go back to the nineteenth century, at the very height of the British Empire, when women knew how to treat men with respect and dignity. It was a glorious time in our history, when all women over the age of 25 were given in marriage and the only single men in existence were “confirmed bachelors” (pederasts); it was a time when women dressed like ladies, in their corsets, bustles, veils, and lace, petticoats, pantaloons, and parasols; they were in stark contrast to the half-naked whores of today, who wander about brazenly advertising “vagina for sale”.
I wish we could go back to the Age of Queen Victoria, a period when women, because of their relative freedom from violent passion and lack of human sexuality, were seen as the civilizers and socializers of men; where the only books women had any familiarity with were the King James Version of the Bible and the bowdlerized edition of the Family Shakespeare; where women played the piano or strummed the violin to ease her husband’s troubled conscience after a hard day of work, and sang lullabies into his ear to soothe him to sleep; where women slaved over an iron stove, constantly minding the children and always occupied in the day-today-day domestic chores of the household economy.
Victorian woman was a goddess, a goddess we shall never have the good fortune of ever seeing again, unless contemporary Western society is reformed and subsequently transformed into a civilization organized around patriarchal institutions.
What have we done? What fool decided to liberate the woman from her natural role as housewife and mother? Why are women expected to act like men and men expected to behave like women? Whoever is responsible for this tremendous evil has let hell out of a paper bag…
@MATT
:)
Q: What’s the difference between a woman, and a refrigerator???
A: A refrigerator doesn’t FART when you take your meat out.
I like where you are going with this Chris.
Definitely fuck her face, it is way tighter than her savagely beaten expired vagina.
Chris. Fuck you. I just pissed my pants. Seriously.
@MATT
:) Yeah . . . exactly.
And didn’t she say “I just want my Mom to be happy”,
or “as long as my Mom is happy.”?
LMFAO!!!
If her Mom were even CAPABLE of being “happy” she would have tried it 25 years ago. Now the 42-year old miserable wench is pulling the most miserable, desperate and lonley scam on EBAY, because everyone knows that homeless/hopeless old cunt wouldn’t be “happy” if a guy paid her 1 MILLION DOLLARS just to GET RID OF HER.
I feel like buying this American cunt’s house , just to FAKE “true love” while I fuck her mouth a few times . . . as I de-face her face and glaze like a donut . . . . then bang her daughter(s) and get some decent anal when she’s not looking . . . . then withdraw the money (because its “true love” I would have access to it) . . . . dump the old cunt and burn the house down while they watch . . . . and then collect the insurance.
That would be awesome . . in a sort of “Menarebetterthanwomen 9/11″ kind of way.
It would definitely get me on Letterman.
LMAO!!!
Sure Chris, you right ;) I have overlooked that part indeed.
I bet Devon is so proud of her daughter! She has blossomed into a modern day prostitute…
@WOMEN (WHORES) . . .
STOP TALKING TO MEN LIKE YOU WILL DECIDE WHO AND WHEN WE FUCK. And STOP listing off your bullshit conditions because we don’t give a SHIT what YOU require to spread your legs for.
It’s not up to YOU if a guy gets laid tonight.
ITS UP TO —->> HIM.
Men are better - and have more tact - than women.
@STUDIOLINE
Huge smile on my face. :)
You’re overlooking what she (Anita) said.
“If any one needs a fuck or blowjob, I’m cheap.
AND –>> IF I REALLY LIKE YOU . . . IT’S FREE.”
She’s a whore by her own admission.
But at least she claims she’s a ‘cheap’ one.
Women ALWAYS say:
• “IF I really like you . . . . ”
• “IF I think you’re a nice guy . . . .”
• “IF you guys would just ___(insert PRICE FOR SEX here)___,
then MAYBE girls would ___(fill in the blank)___”.
Condition + Payment = WHORE.
Hilarious.
I love it when manholes pretend as if ‘REALLY LIKING A GUY’ is what makes her want to fuck him ‘for free’. That’s classic BAD female programming right there. And Studioline FELL FOR IT! Shame on you ;)
This is the classic example of woman dangling sex over a guy’s head so that she can get her (cheap?) PRICE FOR SEX met. And then to top it off , she will now openly LIE TO YOU and tell you that if you are ‘NICE’ to her - and she ‘REALLY LIKES’ you - you will get sex for free.
Gimme a fucking break.
If I waited around for a girl I “REALLY LIKED” —>> I WOULD NEVER GET LAID.
And women don’t fuck men they “REALLY LIKE” either. In fact, too many women DON’T FUCK men who are good to them. Women fuck - and even MARRY - men they HATE so they can have a fur coat and spend summers in the Hamptons.
She’s not saying anything new, or special, or different. She’s just saying what EVERY woman says over and over and over and over again since the beginning of time. “I’M A FUCKING WHORE. CUM AND GET IT”.
•••
When I hear a woman say “I love sex and don’t want ANYTHING but pleasure for you and/or me. You don’t even have to talk to me again.” . . . then MAYBE I will BEGIN to consider that “NOT ALL” women are whores.
But women don’t ever see the joy - or point - in that.
As if sex is not worth having –>> unless there is some Condition + Payment attached.
WHORES.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Well, it’s a free market. She can sell herself for as much as she wants. I’m also available for that amount by the way.
So for 8 years she couldn’t give it away free and now
expects to get $500k? Is that Womath or something?
What’s the odds that it was a house she got from a divorce
and without the man that bought it she can’t afford to stay there.
And this is a woman who knows what she is talking about and other women should pay her to learn from her.
as an other women i say, she is crazy. does she really think a men will pay that much to fuck her. men go to bars lots of times and pick women to fuck.
she should ask her daughter she knows bars like that.
if any wanne needs a fuck or blowjob, hoerslaaf@hotmail.com
i’m cheap and if i really like you, it is free
anita
I’d rather hunt a god damn bigfoot than deal with that baggage!
This ‘ol beef-jerky looking broad is ALL washed up. Epic fail at 42 yrs old. “ohh .. tee-hee, I think I’ll run an ad on some public auction site to gain attention.. someone somewhere will buy into my scheme” - bitch say buh! Ain’t no guy in his right mind busting out his beaver-stretcher on this shit.
Her husband prolly bailed on her “non-working, but give me the world” ass (a.k.a. high maintenance) … then she took him for everything cuz she is fuckin’ lazy, and now can’t afford to keep the house, but she loves it cuz she came from the poor side of town and screwed her way to where she is…. now, desperate and lonely, she needs to do something that will once again, put attention in her favor in a grand attempt at finding some wick that will pay her way through life.
This makes me ill. What will they think up next? I shudder to even think.
The public response to Deven seems to be similar to that posted here:
http://ringmann32.newsvine.com/_news/2008/06/30/1626356-single-mom-sel ling-fla-home-heart-online#comments
I always had a feeling that kimora chick was a coniving slut of a prostitute in heels.
Not to mention vipers.
Why don’t you buy it then, cos we men are not interested.