Who’s Afraid of the Manliest Man
I’m going to conclude my week’s presentation of the world’s manliest man men with the manliest man man of all.
You.
You’re a man and that means you have a dick and balls (most probably). It also means you have that in common with every other great person in history who’s ever done a fucking thing. How awesome is that! Women can’t say shit like that. The only thing women share traits with is a cheeseburger. I think we all know what I’m talking about. I’m talking about cows and women being like them. Cheeseburgers are made from cows.
As a man, did you know that you have collectively fucked over 10 billion women? That’s because you’re a man and you share. Some of them were super hot and for that you get a thousand Man Points. Some of them were ugly as shit too, which only gives you ten thousand Man Points. You’re a man. You can’t lose.
Women don’t share shit. Women compete like jackals over every little thing in their fucking lives. Have you ever seen a woman gloat an engagement ring over her harpy, fat-fuck friends? Disgusting. And women who agree and think it’s disgusting also are even more fucking disgusting for selling out their own. Go fuck yourselves, female misogynists.
If it were the other way around and women had to buy men engagement rings, then men would sell them and buy beer for all their man friends because jewels are silly and stupid and are also mined by slaves.
You know who abolished African slavery like 200 years ago? Men did. That means you also did because you’re a man. That’s how it works. Ask a feminist. She’ll tell you between shoving bear crawlers down her flabby fuck-off throat and regaling you with retarded anecdotes about her pet shit-rat named Frumpy Shits or some stupid ass thing. Women can’t name dogs for shit.
Women build their whole lives around Africans being slaves. Do some research into diamonds before you say ‘I do’. Or just consult the manliest man you know: yourself.
All men know anything and everything about all things that they’ve ever done. That’s why men don’t have to think about anything. That’s why you don’t even have to think to know that I know what I’m talking about; because you’re the manliest man who has ever been.
I’m also just man-joking. The manliest man in the world is Kenny Powers. He broke his back jumping the St. Lawrence River in a Lincoln Continental with a jet strapped to the boot.
He made it with ten miles to spare.
See the jump (only if you’re a man)
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November 6th, 2006 at 9:40 am - IP Man-Hash: 7e20a2b748599
Thats not difficult to discover…just look down under…!!
November 6th, 2006 at 12:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
@Robert, true, but sometimes it’s not a question of the drapes matching the carpet, it’s a question of hardwood floors.
-wolfe
November 6th, 2006 at 5:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: b8625a3ae5276
@wolfe: Nice!
November 7th, 2006 at 5:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 23500eaac44c3
Female said:”Seeing as how you put a comment, I would think it nice of you to have it spell checked first. Thankyou, however, for aiding this site in reiterating the fact tht (sic) men ARE NOT better than women. Have a nice day.”
Agreed, spell check is nice, perhaps you should use it as well then perhaps you would be able to spell “That” correctly. (see above)
- Oldone
November 7th, 2006 at 6:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5475964f1d333
oldone, they weren’t my words, I was quoting and the quote function didn’t work. Hence my (sic).
Apologies that you weren’t unable to catch me out there.
November 8th, 2006 at 1:43 am - IP Man-Hash: 7f0331adb6577
female how much do u charge for a blow job
November 8th, 2006 at 3:05 am - IP Man-Hash: 169653ff9635e
Aaron you couldn’t afford it nor would you survive it.
November 8th, 2006 at 3:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 109bcf0dfd9d2
inter os atque offam multa intervenire posse.
November 8th, 2006 at 10:49 am - IP Man-Hash: 497a2bd14e918
Female
With every post you make, you prove the premise.
November 8th, 2006 at 11:04 am - IP Man-Hash: 7f0331adb6577
Aaron you couldn’t afford it nor would you survive it.
lol
November 10th, 2006 at 7:36 am - IP Man-Hash: eadd56da2c7c9
I’d want to have my insurance paid up before tea-bagging Mandy J, too.
-Big Al
February 15th, 2007 at 7:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: a2dadaa74aa7e
Manly men are sexy not scary.
You ever seen ” I love NEW YORK”
Rico is sexy. whooooo…yea……come here spanish suga
February 15th, 2007 at 7:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: a2dadaa74aa7e
lol
im with u all the way babes
February 16th, 2007 at 1:02 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Quite.
March 3rd, 2007 at 7:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: f75c92aeb197e
I know I’ve posted this somewhere in the forums but even in my mid forties learning about the exploits of Joseph Kittinger made me feel like a teenage boy finding his boyhood hero.
Record breaking jump
All three of his jumps are shown at 76′000ft, 74′700ft and finally 102′800ft.
A mans man doing his thing, and not a bitch in sight.
March 3rd, 2007 at 10:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: e360eaab3b47f
Wow he did the speed of sound while free falling.
Broke 3 world records that still stand.
It’s incredible what man has achieved.
October 26th, 2007 at 11:31 am - IP Man-Hash: 8e55376037cca
Damn Dick, you were kicking all kinds of ass on this post. Nicely done.
January 17th, 2008 at 9:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9b4054158c14d
Actually the car was a Lincoln Continental Mark IV. The Mark series Lincolns all had a vestigial hump as a remnant of the old continental look. The sweet thing about Kenny’s Lincoln was that the rocket motor ran through the body and exhausted in the back where the hump was cut out.
The car almost looked like it was supposed to have a rocket motor in it. Only *the* manliest man ever would modify a 3 ton car (no shit I had one and weighed it) with a gazillion horsepower rocket motor and then strap himself in 3 inches away from the thing and launch himself over a canyon. Now that’s fuckin manly.
PS: Are there any man points for driving the only car make on the planet with a vestigial hump?
April 7th, 2008 at 1:08 am - IP Man-Hash: 3c3ca5120d047
DRINKING BEER AND HEAVY METAL ARE FUCKING AMAZING!!! BARBECUE AND BIG TITS ALSO BY THE WAY
April 7th, 2008 at 1:11 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
What is the best sound in the world?
Hearing manhole’s hips crack under pressure!
How do you get 100 manholes into a phone booth?
Kama Sutra
How do you get them out?
Jaws of life!