Who’s Afraid of the Manliest Man
I’m going to conclude my week’s presentation of the world’s manliest man men with the manliest man man of all.
You.
You’re a man and that means you have a dick and balls (most probably). It also means you have that in common with every other great person in history who’s ever done a fucking thing. How awesome is that! Women can’t say shit like that. The only thing women share traits with is a cheeseburger. I think we all know what I’m talking about. I’m talking about cows and women being like them. Cheeseburgers are made from cows.
As a man, did you know that you have collectively fucked over 10 billion women? That’s because you’re a man and you share. Some of them were super hot and for that you get a thousand Man Points. Some of them were ugly as shit too, which only gives you ten thousand Man Points. You’re a man. You can’t lose.
Women don’t share shit. Women compete like jackals over every little thing in their fucking lives. Have you ever seen a woman gloat an engagement ring over her harpy, fat-fuck friends? Disgusting. And women who agree and think it’s disgusting also are even more fucking disgusting for selling out their own. Go fuck yourselves, female misogynists.
If it were the other way around and women had to buy men engagement rings, then men would sell them and buy beer for all their man friends because jewels are silly and stupid and are also mined by slaves.
You know who abolished African slavery like 200 years ago? Men did. That means you also did because you’re a man. That’s how it works. Ask a feminist. She’ll tell you between shoving bear crawlers down her flabby fuck-off throat and regaling you with retarded anecdotes about her pet shit-rat named Frumpy Shits or some stupid ass thing. Women can’t name dogs for shit.
Women build their whole lives around Africans being slaves. Do some research into diamonds before you say ‘I do’. Or just consult the manliest man you know: yourself.
All men know anything and everything about all things that they’ve ever done. That’s why men don’t have to think about anything. That’s why you don’t even have to think to know that I know what I’m talking about; because you’re the manliest man who has ever been.
I’m also just man-joking. The manliest man in the world is Kenny Powers. He broke his back jumping the St. Lawrence River in a Lincoln Continental with a jet strapped to the boot.
He made it with ten miles to spare.
See the jump (only if you’re a man)
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What is the best sound in the world?
Hearing manhole’s hips crack under pressure!
How do you get 100 manholes into a phone booth?
Kama Sutra
How do you get them out?
Jaws of life!
DRINKING BEER AND HEAVY METAL ARE FUCKING AMAZING!!! BARBECUE AND BIG TITS ALSO BY THE WAY
Actually the car was a Lincoln Continental Mark IV. The Mark series Lincolns all had a vestigial hump as a remnant of the old continental look. The sweet thing about Kenny’s Lincoln was that the rocket motor ran through the body and exhausted in the back where the hump was cut out.
The car almost looked like it was supposed to have a rocket motor in it. Only *the* manliest man ever would modify a 3 ton car (no shit I had one and weighed it) with a gazillion horsepower rocket motor and then strap himself in 3 inches away from the thing and launch himself over a canyon. Now that’s fuckin manly.
PS: Are there any man points for driving the only car make on the planet with a vestigial hump?
Damn Dick, you were kicking all kinds of ass on this post. Nicely done.
Wow he did the speed of sound while free falling.
Broke 3 world records that still stand.
It’s incredible what man has achieved.
I know I’ve posted this somewhere in the forums but even in my mid forties learning about the exploits of Joseph Kittinger made me feel like a teenage boy finding his boyhood hero.
Record breaking jump
All three of his jumps are shown at 76′000ft, 74′700ft and finally 102′800ft.
A mans man doing his thing, and not a bitch in sight.
Quite.
lol
im with u all the way babes
Manly men are sexy not scary.
You ever seen ” I love NEW YORK”
Rico is sexy. whooooo…yea……come here spanish suga
I’d want to have my insurance paid up before tea-bagging Mandy J, too.
-Big Al
Aaron you couldn’t afford it nor would you survive it.
lol
Female
With every post you make, you prove the premise.
inter os atque offam multa intervenire posse.
Aaron you couldn’t afford it nor would you survive it.
female how much do u charge for a blow job
oldone, they weren’t my words, I was quoting and the quote function didn’t work. Hence my (sic).
Apologies that you weren’t unable to catch me out there.
Female said:”Seeing as how you put a comment, I would think it nice of you to have it spell checked first. Thankyou, however, for aiding this site in reiterating the fact tht (sic) men ARE NOT better than women. Have a nice day.”
Agreed, spell check is nice, perhaps you should use it as well then perhaps you would be able to spell “That” correctly. (see above)
- Oldone
@wolfe: Nice!
@Robert, true, but sometimes it’s not a question of the drapes matching the carpet, it’s a question of hardwood floors.
-wolfe
Thats not difficult to discover…just look down under…!!