I submit, gentlemen, and ladies who’ve been told to fuck right off but can’t resist male attention, have you encountered a store entrance with two doors, both of which swing outward? Sure you have; they have them at gas stations and I’ll be damned if the woman you may have had the misfortune to be carting around went in to pay for the gas.

On your way in (or out) you’ve seen a woman on the other side of the glass door cumming in the opposite direction. That wasn’t a typo. She is about to make a fucking mess of a simple task in much the same manner as cranking your load all over your girlfriend’s face when she’s trying to talk to her mom on the phone is a simple, but grandiose and hilarious stunt.

As you approach the door to the right (not only because that’s the correct side to pass on in the U.S., but also because we men are always right) she will move to pass through the opening door. Or, on a rare occasion, she’ll wait till you’ve pass through the door, then dodge past you to use the closing door to enter/exit. I’m not being culturally insensitive here; I’m sure the men from countries where passing to the left is customary encounter women just as adroit at fucking up this simplest of situations.

Doesn’t seem like such a big deal until we remember THERE’S A SECOND DOOR FOR YOUR USE RIGHT NEXT TO THE ONE I’M ALREADY USING! Women behave like horses with blinders when no one is paying attention to them. The difference is that horses can pull wagons of delicious beer, or various other useful implements. Women can see a cutesy pair of shoes a fucking mile away, but I’ll be fucked if they bother themselves to notice an eight foot tall glass and steel object a mere six inches away from making them look like a clusterfuck in sweatpants that shouldn’t be worn out in public because they’re not cute, but fucking disgusting.

I’ll tell you what, bitch: You pull a wagon of ice cold wagon of Newcastle into my driveway, and I’ll look the other way when your dizzy ass clumsily darts and/or shoves its resemblance to cottage cheese through my door. Otherwise, quit getting so goddamned pissy when, by virtue that I opened this door and I intend to use it, your oblivious behavior costs you a few teeth – Short of a leash, that’s the only way whimmin learn anything.

Klapsis said:

O and just for a question… Is the baby the egg or the sperm because i think its the sperm but people say its the egg

When the sperm enters the egg, the egg starts to divide into trillions of cells until it becomes a fetus or a baby.

Thank you very much.

I’ll be clearer, and stick to words of a syllable or two. No insult intended. The way you write is the way people who haven’t seen you judge you. It may be unfair, but that’s the way it is.

When you use made-up words like “deisea” (what did you mean by that?) and attack others for using words like “diction”, you end up making yourself look foolish.

Now, if you don’t want a job where you use words, no problem.

But the best jobs, that allow you to make the most money, use words and math.

Again, that may not be fair, but that’s the way it is.

Say school’s boring you. You want to be a plumber or an electrician or a mechanic. Those are good jobs, and they don’t require a lot of writing, spelling or any of that stuff. But… if you want to make even more money, you want to be a plumber/electrician/mechanic that owns his own business and has other plumbers, electricians, and mechanics working for him.

To do that, you need to communicate in writing, and you need enough math to understand accounting so that people don’t cheat you.

The difference in what you can likely make, knowing a bit of math, and how to communicate properly is at least a million dollars over your life.

So the question is: do you want to accept having a million dollars taken from you, by being taught poorly? Or do you want to say F- that… I want to learn so I can earn.

That’s all I was saying.
Regards,
-wolfe
P.S. Don’t count on getting away with that shit about sucking dicks again. Make your choice.

wolfe said:

Klapsis, the educational system is cheating you. They are easily robbing you of the better part of a million dollars in future earnings. That’s most unfortunate.

Either that, or your sense of self-esteem is slightly inflated relative to your intellect. Or both.

Same with you. I have no idea what your saying and prbably if I did I wouldn’t care. So go suck a fat dick.
-wolfe

Alan the WindJammer said:

Klapsis,
You might want to use that dictionary for more than a drink coaster, you twit.

I really don’t what your trying to get me.

Either that, or your sense of self-esteem is slightly inflated relative to your intellect. Or both.

-wolfe

P.S. I know I had a spelling mistake in there but owell I’m sure you females know where to find it. Probably.

Klapsis said:

This is plain comedy.

testostrum.

steriod stuff.

But keep it up it’s just getting good

ROFL. I agree.