Why Can’t Women Hook Up a VCR?
There are two things women can’t do:
Hook up a VCR and Everything.
If you have ever seen a woman do either of those two things, you were either manlucinating or watching a transvestite. Loss of Man Points for the latter.
The only thing a woman has ever hooked up is her best friend with probably the worst boyfriend she will have ever had. Women love setting their friends up with progressively shitty boyfriends. They’re like some manly explorers club where men in dapper hats and monocles congregate and discuss manly things like jungle safari adventures and shit, trying to top each other with daring and heroic exploits; except it’s women and their only goal is to fuck each other’s lives as horribly as possible.
That may sound deplorable and even ridiculous to you as a man, but as a man you also realize women love misery. They wear it like a medallion or a pair of uncomfortable shoes that were discounted at a price no one gives a fuck about. In the culture of women, which is a stupid and backward one, if one woman isn’t actively trying to fuck up the lives of all other women around her, she isn’t being a very good friend.
Chew on that with your man teeth.
It’s the same with a VCR. If the VCR is “working”, then there’s nothing to complain about. If there’s nothing to complain about, then a woman just might as well throw herself into traffic because she sure as hell can’t be productive like a man can. Look at it this way, when do you put new batteries in your smoke detector? After a fire of course. Women are the smoke detectors of life. When you’re already choking on burning timber, it’s their job to tell you so in the most obnoxious way possible. If men were smoke detectors the smoke detector would text message you with things to remember during a fire like stay down and keep your mouth covered and all the things you should drag out of the house.
And why the fuck do smoke detectors run on batteries anyway if they’re so fucking important. My doorbell never needs to be replaced.
The answer is because they’re exactly like women: useless and a poorly designed. I know when my house is on fire because my ass will be on fire. I know when the VCR is not hooked up because I will be in the middle of fucking hooking it up. I’m a man. I don’t need any alarm shrieking in my fucking ear like it knows a goddamn thing about anything.
Women can’t do shit, they can’t build shit, they can’t even eat delicious things like The Truth unless you shove it down their fucking throats. Why can’t they do a simple thing like hook up a VCR? Maybe they think it’s rape. How the fuck should I know.
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I’m a woman. I can hook up a VCR. So, you’re wrong.
This woman sets hooking up a VCR as an accomplishment. Is it a wonder the unrestrained woman causes nothing but trouble?
hmmm, some people just can’t get it… and by people I mean stupid people.
She didn’t say it was an accomplishment, or even set it up as one. She just said your statement was false by giving an example. If someone said to me, “Physics majors can’t walk backwards 10 steps without falling,” I would tell them that’s not true and that I can. It wouldn’t mean I was boasting about walking backwards, it would just mean that I was giving an example of why they are wrong.
No you can’t. Now you’re not only incompetent, but a liar. And not even an effective liar. So you’re also an incompetent liar.
Jesus Fucking Christ.
It’s amusing how you guys respond, it seems inevitable for you to just not answer a woman’s comment, even more, the way you answer, as if a dog had bitten you in the ass. Ironic, given that you all find annoying that we women bitch about everything… look who’s bitching now.
OK try and wrap your head around this for ONCE in your life - JUST ONCE.
OK, here it is…
MEN ARE NOT REQUIRED TO RESPOND IN THE WAY YOU EXPECT, TELL YOU WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR, OR BE INTERESTED IN EITHER.
Dod you get that? Repeat it to yourself over and over again until it sinks in to your dense, fat skull.
MEN ARE NOT REQUIRED TO RESPOND IN THE WAY YOU EXPECT, TELL YOU WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR, OR BE INTERESTED IN EITHER.
Tell your “friends”. Tell every cunt you know. And stop behaving like Men are supposed to give a flying fuck about you - especially when you are not welcome or invited to be here.
You DO bitch about everything.
Just listen to yourself.
You bitch more than Jesus did(!) when he was crucified.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Hey Chris!How’s everything going??I don’t even waste my time commenting on these dumb bitches now.I just leave small comments and let them figure out what I meant for themselves.
Happy bitchwrangling!
RB.
@RB - I’m excellent thanks.
Well you know RB, it’s not enough to just tap a bitch on the shoulder anymore…. you have to hit her over the head with a sledgehammer.
I prefer to use my dick,
Because she’ll take it as a compliment,
or she won’t get to take it at all.
That’s just the kind of guy I am,
and at least it gets a girl laid.
What she’s doing - won’t.
She should just say “thank you”, and be on her way.
The problem is SHE CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH. DEEP DOWN IN PLACES THEY DON’T TALK ABOUT AT STARBUCKS THEY KNOW THEY WANT THAT COCK IN THEIR MOUTH; THEY NEED THAT COCK IN THEIR MOUTH!!! THEY HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO GET A MAN OFF AND WE HAVE NEITHER THE TIME, NOR THE INCLINATION, TO SIT HERE AND EXPLAIN OURSELVES!!!
You know why women can’t hook up a VCR? Because they’re stupid. You even said it yourself. So why bitch about it if you already know the truth?
Sweety I’m a women. im better with electronics then you’ll ever be. :)
I fix computers at schools, companys, and other places.
If thats too hard for you “big man brain muscles” to comprehend, sit back in think about it for a while.
My mother is a lawyer and my father a pet co worker.
My stepfather is a fat lazy guy who sits on his ass and drinks the beer that my mother supplies for him, while watching the cable my mother pays for.
Wow. Dont think to hard sweety, i dont want your “man brain” to overheat. <3
“My stepfather is a fat lazy guy who sits on his ass and drinks the beer that my mother supplies for him, while watching the cable my mother pays for.”
your step dad gets a shitload of man points for finding a woman such as this. what a manly man he must be
You fix computers at schools and company’s?! no fucking way!!
Now I’ve never met you but judging by every tech guy I’ve seen anybody with rudimentary knowledge of computers can do this…I know i could get past any security system my school had through my teen years.
Also thanks for your consideration in not wanting me to think to hard I won’t have to. :)
This is normal reasoning for a female brain. It simply cannot comprehend that there is the exception from a rule. Instead it elevates these rare cases into a common occurrence and thus thinks the argument is won. *sigh
Men > women.
Oddly enough it’s because we always end up with men who want to do every thing for us, I try and quite frankly I can never get a damn thing done because men want to do everything….
I am not gonna complain about it, it works out better in the end. Why would women need to do anything?;)
Women threatening? The point I see is a need to prove something to a gender for some reason. Luckily this website will only prove a point to the person who actually relates to it.
Unfortunately, you haven’t quite gotten the hang of the English language. Hopefully your sandwich-making and beer-getting skills are more refined.
Nice. She is fugly, and her boyfriend has a little dick.
I would immediately make a sex tape if I was both of them, then sell it, and act surprised when the media showed up. Yay! No career? Make a sex tape! Free Publicity for your half-life!
Now, had you said Jayne Mansfield (HOT) or Carol Alt (HOT, back then), or Angie Everheart, I am there……….bitch!
Sorry, I accidentally clicked Submit.
Anyway, long story short, at that time and place I lost all respect for Women sports.
The only exception to this was when i wrestled in high school. This isn’t that WWF, TNA crap. It was traditional folk style, occasional Grecko Roman wrestling. Anyone who reads this, i encourage you to go to a tournament, its not just a bunch of dudes just grabbing each other. Its basically MMA, without the punching and kicking. Anyway, women who can wrestle are tough, and they are the only women athletes i have respect for. We had only two girls on our team, and because they were treated like a man, and held to the same standards, and were not given special treatment, they did very well, and never lost a match against another girl.
Every woman I have ever met, told me one time or another, that women are better than men at everything. Fuck that. If women are sooooo much better than men, why the Fuck do women have their own sports leagues. I did sports in high school. I worked hard and was always tired at the end of the day. My girlfriend at that time also worked out. She worked out at the gym for 30 min. Meanwhile me and my friends where practicing football for 4 hours each day. After practice one day she asked me to go downtown and walk around for a few hours with her friends. I told her i was too tired and i would go some other time. Out of no where she blows up on me, in front of my friends, about how Football is a joke. She thinks that 30 minutes of pilates.
Wolfe, if you saw “Ali G In da house”, all I have to say is “respetc”.
I heard a appellation used where I live (California) to describe your extraordinary technical ability: Alpha geek. Don’t take it the wrong way. It means the supreme technically inclined person in the group. It’s an honorific I use only rarely, but if you’re capable of juggling all that stuff (and I imagine you probably have a few sets of speakers in different rooms, TVs, etc. you can pipe to), hats off to you, sir.
Hear, hear!
God bless cargo cults.
- DJ Tiesto - Beautiful Things [Gabriel & Dresden Remix]
Darn, I have like 80. Maybe 100. My lightbulbs (current drain, obviously) are input devices — seriously. Ditto sensors. IR. etc.
And yeah, home entertainment options… prolly about 17. iPod, Zen, Zen-W, VLC stream, orb, TV-air, TV-cable, TV-cable-digital, stream-YNC, DivX, XVid, MPEG4, MP3, AAC, stream-… and on. I’m a man so I’m too busy to type them all, other than into a config file. So you’re right, Sam. (and yes, for the pedantic I’m mixing inputs with protocols. Deal with it).
or our Dad’s do, and that’s manly too… helping your Dad. Only thing more manly is helping your Mom… if she’s still married to your Dad.
Good thoughts all, the above are mine.
-wolfe
And then they turn around and tell me that I can’t cook a meal.
To which my smart manbrain tells me to says “Yer right.. show me how it’s done” and I go grab a beer and play some Xbox while she makes me a steak.
:D
Because women are a cargo cult.
- Paul Oakenfold - Perfecto Fluoro - CD 2 - 06 - Prophase
In my 34 years I’ve yet to meet a woman who can successfully setup and install anything electronic.
I’ve been paid money to go over to women’s homes install everything from computers to a DVD player.
Why can’t they learn this on their own?
Dude, I was exaggerating. I don’t think I have 17 input devices in my whole house. But I’m glad to know I could do it if I ever needed to.
You prolly wore tight shirts and made out with the other women to get that A.
Just because your testosterone enriched supermind allows to you do anything doesn’t mean you should.
17 is crazy. Your livingroom must look like a nest of rats.
I needed to give some thought to this topic before I said something germane to the topic.
I face the dilemma of having to choose between digitizing my tapes and keeping the VCR. I don’t know any women who have ever needed to make this decision because all the women I know don’t know a damned thing about any of this.
Yes, you guys, some of us still have tapes, and because we’re men we can hook up a home entertainment system with 17 video and audio inputs neatly channeled through several devices and switches. Of course, it takes some learning which buttons to press on all the remotes to make it all work, but of course it does, because we’re men.
So why can’t women figure it out? Because they have difficulty following instructions. It’s much easier to nag a man until it works.
Shut the fuck up.
Thank you for proving my point.
Now get the fuck off my website.
-Dick