Crossing the Fucking Street
Men are better than women at crossing the street. Crossing the goddamn street.
At some point in the grand discourse of men and their being better than women, it’s not the new techniques which women employ to make spectacles and embarrassments of themselves. It’s the way their natural incompetence manifests itself in daily life. Or is that at every point in the discourse? Who cares.
Take something like a bag of shit. We can all agree that a bag of shit is a vile and bad thing, and not as good as say an orange or a bag of oranges — or a pair of oranges in sack. I think we know what I’m talking about.
But can a bag of crap irritate and annoy in new and interesting ways depending on the setting. Of course it can. You can put a bag of shit on a porch, on a car, how about on a street corner? Light it on fire and it’s a totally different game — an even worse game.
Well that’s what I’m talking about today. A five foot six bag of shit on fire, standing on the goddamn corner, and either crossing or not crossing the street while gabbing into her fucking cell phone.
Whenever you see a redheaded woman, you know you’re in to get fucked. Not proper fucked. I’m talking about the kind of fucked you are when you’re fifteenth in a string of cars trying to turn and some retarded baboon is standing on the corner gabbing away on her cell phone completely oblivious to the way every single fucking car in the line stops to see if she’s going to cross the street. It’s funny yes, but it’s not.
Women have absolutely no idea what kind of signals they send out. They’re like marionettes attached to paint mixers just flouncing along like wet rags with no brain. They never ask themselves things like, “Do I look like I’m about to cross the street?” or “Do I look like I’m trolling for cock?”
That was crass and I apologize. It’s exactly how women think though. And they think it all the time.
Men are completely the opposite. At all times, men are aware of ourselves and our role in our surroundings. That’s because if it had been some redheaded man standing on the corner and clusterfucking traffic for five minutes, eventually someone would have thrown a half-eaten hamburger or a Masterlock at the shmuck. Lesson learned, which it never had to be in the first place because we’re talking about a man.
So why isn’t the same courtesy shown to women? Why didn’t I throw my McDonald’s fries at the shrew? It matched her hair.
I’ll tell you why. It’s not because of some horseshit notion of chivalry or “equity” — whatever the hell that means. It’s because women can’t help it. They know it too. Next time you’re with a woman, keep track of how she behaves when other people are fucking up. Guess which sex gets her more outraged purely on acts of doing — purely on acts of holding everyone up due to stupidity.
Men. That’s because all women are misogynists. Wouldn’t you be?
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January 20th, 2006 at 5:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3f6f1bc89c9c0
Masterlocks…that’s a good one. I prefer dead AA batteries though. Cheaper and less likely to cause permanent damage. They definately get your point across though.
January 20th, 2006 at 5:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
Dead batteries. That’s classic.
-Dick
January 21st, 2006 at 1:10 am - IP Man-Hash: f2279223c8699
When they finally implant the mobile phone into the female head, it’s then things will get even weirder, imagine it…
Women cannot walk past a ringing phone or mobile phone when it rings. It’s addicted, someone on the other side of it may want to wallow in the “ocean of emotion” and it’s downright inconsiderate to not allow them to participate.
Angst is where it’s at with wommin.
Anyway, imagine the cranial implant of a mobile phone ! they won’t have to move all day.
Imagine, it will be “angst” heaven. They could deal with five hundred “angst” moments without even having to raise their spreading rear of the chair. She could be permanently linked to every one of her “angstmatron” via an computerised ambilical cord, allowing live commentary and visual feedback. They could track every single word and all the responses.
Pure Bliss.
January 21st, 2006 at 5:59 am - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
Fascinating post. Was driving downtown today and yes, the number of idiot women gabbing into cell-phones, on the brink of traffic disaster was stunning.
On redheads, hey, I’m partial to redheads. What can I say, when I look at one, I think of the Celtic genes, and the possibility of fathering a champion caber tosser. What could be more manly.
Amusingly, before I read this, I wrote the following:
(You can see it here in the forums in response to Female’s comment on Christian’s post, where I semi-prove that crossing the street is pretty much the biggest danger for women. Given the way they behave, no wonder.
-wolfe
January 21st, 2006 at 8:00 am - IP Man-Hash: f75c92aeb197e
Brilliant stuff again Dick.
I thought that I had pretty much noticed all forms of female stupidity, but since reading your article I could not believe how many times I noticed women looking as though they are about to cross the street, but not. That too in just 45 mins of driving.
One woman was actually standing right at a zebra crossing, wearing jet black sunglasses and jabbering away into her mobile phone. Every single car stopped momentarily waiting for her to cross as it was impossible to tell what the fuck she was looking at.
January 21st, 2006 at 11:21 am - IP Man-Hash: bfa2b7a6100cb
The manifestations of female stupidity are infinite. That was the reason I created this site.
-Dick
January 21st, 2006 at 4:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5630214f5d8bf
Just to prove that this article applies to other areas of life …
I’m in the middle of spending the day at my daughter’s big regional dance competition today. It’s a huge deal and attracts dance teams from 500 miles away.
It is, of course, entirely dominated by women.
The competition takes up the entirety of a large high school/middle school combo in the area: classrooms are used as dressing rooms for the girls, two of the three gyms are used for competition, and the other gym is used for rehearsal and group pictures.
Now, you can imagine that at an event like this, the halls are all very crowded as competitors and their entourages of friends and family make their way from one area to the other. In this circumstance, men would simply follow the rule of “walk single-file or no more than two-abreast, and stay to the right.” If everyone does that, traffic moves at some pace, with the possibility of occasionally breaking into the left to pass slow-moving groups if the opposite-bound traffic is light.
Well, of course, it’s dominated by women, so the halls are complete chaos.
The girls and their entourages walk five-abreast or clumps of seven or more, stop abruptly and for no apparent reason except to chatter about the latest drama in their lives, fix their hair, etc. I found myself on two occasions walking along, minding my own business and then having to stop when this gaggle of females decided right this second was the perfect time to interrupt all movement in both directions.
So everyone just stood there waiting, traffic clogging, and these clueless morons work out whatever happens to be their particular malfunction. They don’t pull off to one side, they don’t pull into a classroom door alcove, they don’t have anything like common courtesy for the people around them, they just stop.
In one instance, when I finally had enough standing around, I said (loudly) to my older daughter: “Well, I think if we’re gonna get past this mess, we’re gonna have to duck down this hall over here.”
So we duck down the hall, make a pair of right-turns, and end up on the other side of the blockage, where the mother of whatever little princess caused the jam glared at me.
Now, if it was just the competitors, you could write it off to the usual teen and pre-teen self-indulgence, but it wasn’t. Mothers, aunts, grandmothers, all of them had absolutely no compunction about bringing everything to a complete standstill to indulge their little princess’ mid-competition dramatics.
I wish I had some dead batteries, but I don’t think there are enough in Sioux City to do the job properly …
January 21st, 2006 at 8:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6db6cbe9fc61e
Ahh yes.. the crossing the street article. I’ve stopped many a time for bespectacled women, only to see them chatting on their phone or otherwise wasting time while holding up traffic.
I can see it in court though–the one time I don’t stop and run over a woman who has risked her life by not staying at home, I have my hawt female woman-hating lawyer introduce this article as evidence. Okay, she’s not a lawyer just yet, but she’ll get there, and kick ass.
The jury, consisting largely of men (this is Alabama), will read the article, and I will be acquitted of involuntary manslaughter.
Upon leaving the courthouse, I will hold up a copy of the article in one hand and do the Nixon “V for Victory” sign with the other. Then I will grab the hottest reporterette who comes up and I will french kiss the hell out of her, leaving her blushing and weak-kneed in awe at my awesome kissing powers and sheer quantity of man-points, and I will say into the camera, “I owe my mantastic legal victory not only to my hawt misogynist lawyerette, but to Dick Masterson and MenAreBetterThanWomen.com!”……
…or I’ll just keep stopping for these idiots who don’t know the first thing about crossing the street.
January 22nd, 2006 at 3:50 am - IP Man-Hash: dec2907738527
Dakota, the point of a dance comp is to have fun and experience being ‘in the moment.’ It is not about pre-planning keeping to the left, signalling and adjusting your speed of steps when walking down a particular hall-way. I’m thinking you were wishing you could have been rehearsing the dance yourself but had to content yourself with rehearsing how best to strut.
Ian, whatever you’re on, I’d like some.
wolfe, synchronisation of psychic powers in the same thread!!11!
I like how you mention what she was wearing on her face. I’m guessing every single stopped, including your own, not to avoid a manslaughter charge, but to check her out. Your flimsy excuse of wanting to protect her life is more transparent than cling wrap.
January 22nd, 2006 at 5:46 am - IP Man-Hash: f75c92aeb197e
Unlike women, men are actually able to check someone out and keep the vehicle in motion.
Who said anything about wanting to protect her life? If a pedestrian stands at a zebra crossing, you stop to allow that person to cross.
You women really need to get over yourselves.
January 22nd, 2006 at 7:24 am - IP Man-Hash: 6db6cbe9fc61e
I don’t do drugs like you, Female. Being clever is just another part of being a man.
January 22nd, 2006 at 8:14 am - IP Man-Hash: 5630214f5d8bf
So when you’re at a dance competition, common courtesy gets thrown out the window?
See, I was an actor in a former life (no, not in the reincarnation sense, just in the sense that being a struggling actor was my first career). I’ve been “in the moment” for money. I was also on the speech and debate team in high school. I would never for a moment have dreamed that it was acceptable for myself and my entourage to stop everyone else’s movements simply because I had something that needed to be discussed or adjusted.
It just wouldn’t have happened.
Who said anything about that? It’s just common sense — the same common sense you use at school between classes or everyday life going from point A to point B: the world doesn’t revolve around you, and you don’t have the right to insist that the world be interrupted from its business just because you have a problem.
That is, if you’re a man.
No, thanks — All I was interested in was getting to the various places my daughter was, in order to see her.
I did my dancing for money, working in summer stock theaters. I’d do it again for money, if I was offered some. I might take part in something like the Sioux City West High School Prop Dads’ routine, if asked.
See, Sioux City West has a very good choreographer. They also have the “Prop Dads,” a group of fathers whose job it is to lug around, construct, and strike the various set pieces, props, costumes, and so forth that their daughters need in order to compete.
The Dads also have their own routine, which is always a blast to watch. See, these guys are generally well over forty, often a bit out of shape, and from a mostly blue-collar background. This year, they wore dark sunglasses and Hawaiian shirts and did a fairly complicated routine that involved flipping two of their own members.
They got a perfect score — 30 out of 30.
When my daughter gets to high school, I’d certainly do that for free, if asked. :)
Dakota Smith
January 22nd, 2006 at 8:50 am - IP Man-Hash: 747565d8472de
Female, you are not playing it fairly, are you? Instead, you are playing the imbecilic feminine game of being a complete asshole and saying things even you don’t believe just to heat and mess things up.
January 22nd, 2006 at 8:57 am - IP Man-Hash: 569f85f5b5e41
Yes. She’s very predictable. Like dropping a sack of trash. No surprises.
-Dick
January 22nd, 2006 at 2:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 645e530646808
‘It’s exactly how women think though. And they think it all the time.’
So either Dick is a woman, or is a psycopath who believes he can read minds.
January 22nd, 2006 at 7:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: 569f85f5b5e41
When a dog scratches the door, it wants to go outside. Where’s the mind reading in that?
-Dick
January 24th, 2006 at 4:04 am - IP Man-Hash: 682b6c01ada1d
So now your comparing women to dogs?
Your so twisted.
January 26th, 2006 at 12:09 am - IP Man-Hash: e616b9a6becce
If I may interject, there is NO comparing women and dogs, how absurd. After all, a dog can be taught to cross a street, as for women, well, read the above article.
January 27th, 2006 at 7:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: bb36fac7f1b05
Not to mention a dog will come if it’s name is called. You need a portable airhorn and a bag of dead batteries to get a woman’s attention. And even then, it’s marginally aware of little else more than 5 feet in front of it’s face.
January 27th, 2006 at 10:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: ee94550bfe94c
Unlike men, women can stop a man dead in his tracks with one look, or cause him to forget where he is walking and hit a wall, crash a car or fall off a bike. Women, by nature are more considerate than men, and therefore ensure they are more aware of their surroundings and therefore would find it against their instincts to step out onto a road without first looking. Men, by nature are less trustful and therefore less likely to believe that the women isn’t planning on hurtling herself in front of his oncoming car exactly when he is about to drive past her.
Men, strange creatures that they are, will reason this way, because shuttling around in the empty, dark, caverneous subconscious of their man-brains is the thought that they are a super-hero (thanks to their mother) and that no women can resist them. To them, it is actually feasible that a woman would crash-tackle their vehicle. This overweaning self-love is why men compare women to dogs.
Who is more likely to be killed in a pedestrian accident is also 3 particular groups, irrespective of gender. These are the young, the old and the drunk (Dick, spluttering into your Southern Comfort is not a good look).
http://www.sdt.com.au/PEDESTRIAN.htm
Women are also more considerate then men. Eg, men will listen to a woman whinge or go on about topics that the man has absolutely no interest in, not because he is considerate, but because he knows that failing to pay attention to the woman might mean he doesn’t get something else that he is after from her a little later on. A woman, on the other hand, will listen to a man’s complaints for the sole purpose of trying to help him calm down. She does not have an ulterior agenda, which as any women can tell you, all men are born with.
January 28th, 2006 at 8:14 am - IP Man-Hash: c7d7a718c50fb
No. Female. Women aren’t more considerate than men and men aren’t as sex-obsessed as you consider them to be. Men and women are equal.
January 28th, 2006 at 9:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: ee94550bfe94c
Perfect timing. My work here is done.
January 28th, 2006 at 10:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9e50cd8fe6790
Equal at what Ozgur ?
Wimmin are way ahead on being compulsive liars, being slaves to their emotions, catering their own wellbeing at the risk of the rest, they are users, they can only see inside their own circle.
So what are they equal at ?
January 29th, 2006 at 3:05 am - IP Man-Hash: 7da20a32c1a97
And you are contented when I say men and women are equal? But how can they be equal if what you say about the nature of them is true? What exactly do you mean by equality?
Just wanted to show, CJ, that women don’t know what they’re talking about when the topic is equality, as is the case with any other.
January 29th, 2006 at 6:25 am - IP Man-Hash: d6fa42bcbf214
Hey Bratwoman, were you talking to your sidekick The Girl Blunder, Nicole.
January 29th, 2006 at 3:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: 61c3a228a759a
Geeza, that should be an entry in the Humour forum.
January 30th, 2006 at 3:13 am - IP Man-Hash: f75c92aeb197e
Lol. I just saw Females quote and pictured two cartoon characters in my mind.
The Crazed Crusader looked towards her faithful sidekick The Girl Blunder.
‘My work here is done’
na na…..na na…..na na…..na na……..
January 30th, 2006 at 5:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: ee94550bfe94c
In case you need some fleshing out for your caricature of me, I’ll provide you with some descriptors with my dialogue;
*arms folded and foot tapping*
How soon till you sod off back home to Egypt? I actually wasn’t speaking to Nicole, I had plans to perm. disappear into Cyberspace (these plans are still on the table).
January 30th, 2006 at 5:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
Go fuck yourself, Female.
-Dick
January 30th, 2006 at 6:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: eadd56da2c7c9
Geeza is from Egypt?
Of course, the Geeza Strip…
January 30th, 2006 at 6:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: ee94550bfe94c
God you’re a charmer. Ciao asshole.
January 30th, 2006 at 7:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: f75c92aeb197e
Egypt?? You’re only a few thousand miles off.
The term Geeza has nothing to do with the Great Pyramids of Giza in Egypt or the Gaza Strip in the Middle East.
I can definetely tell that you’re Australian though. Everytime you post something, it ends up hitting the back of your head like a fucking boomerang.
January 30th, 2006 at 9:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8dd3dc862afae
That boomerang comment was hilarious.
-Dick
January 30th, 2006 at 10:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
You state that, then start cursing out the men on the forum? ok…
What sex opened (and still opens) doors for the other?
What sex yielded (and still does) their seats on mass transit to the other?
What sex pays the bill for dates?
What sex supports the other?
Yeah. Thought so.
Geeza, your superhero analogy was very funny. Well done, sir, well done. The Crazed Crusader and the Girl Blunder, oh my.
-wolfe
January 31st, 2006 at 11:54 am - IP Man-Hash: 281c250662a27
The Aussie-boomerang quote by Geeza… 3 words….
BRILLIA-MAN-TASTIC
I damn near choked on my coffee.
January 31st, 2006 at 1:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 281c250662a27
Also, one more thing to add now that I have read the debate between Christian and (appropriately choosing not to reveal herself so she cannot be held accountable) Female, evidence in support of Christian’s words of wisdom. (This is how you participate in an adult dicussion, evidence and dialogue, Female, “liar, liar pants on fire” and “I know you are but what am I” worked when we were six, but no longer.)
Everyone remembers Jessica Lynch. Captured in the war on Iraq and now touted by the feminist media as a “hero”. Hero for what, surrending?
In the UCMJ (Uniform Code of Military Justice), the document that establishes the code of conduct and reprocussions for not following that code for American service persons states in Subchapter 10, Section 899, Article 99 “Misbehavior before the enemy” that:
Any person subject to this chapter who before or in the presence of the enemy–
(2) shamefully abandons, surrenders, or delivers up any command, unit, place, or military property which it is his duty to defend;
–shall be punished by death or such punishment as a court-martial may direct.
If I remember correctly, she surrendered her person, her arms, and her supply vehicle to the enemy. Not that any man that has done so in the last 50 years has been put to death, but more commonly is sitting in Fort Leavenworth for the rest of his natural life and then some, not being touted as a “hero” and offered book deals for the tale of her tragedy. It seems that women simply have to suffer a little bit while performing, poorly, at best in this situation, the assigned task to receive praise and sympathies.
However, does anyone remember this name, Paul R. Smith. You should. He won the Congressional Medal of Honor. This Hero’s story was conviently pushed aside for Jessica’s saga. On April 4, 2003, almost two weeks after Lynch’s rescue, Smith gave his life to his fellow men but remaining in an exposed area fighting of an insurgent attack while those men could regroup and evacuate wounded. He did not give up, he gave his life. More info here:
http://www.army.mil/cmh-pg/mohiraq.htm
So tell me, Female, even though women do participate in most industries and jobs, you have yet to prove with any relevant data that they perform worth a bucketload of monkey spunk in those positions.
January 31st, 2006 at 1:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
Alan those are fucking brilliant points.
-Dick
January 31st, 2006 at 6:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5630214f5d8bf
And just as background for the issue of deserting one’s post …
In June of 1813 the most junior officer on the frigate USS Chesapeake was William Cox. Cox was on a final training cruise prior to recieving his commission, with the rank of Temporary Third Lieuteant. He was a very young man with no combat experience. There were four officers on the Chesapeake in the chain of command above him.
During a battle with the British frigate HMS Shannon the Chesapeake’s commanding officer was wounded. Lieutenant Cox picked him up and carried him out of the line of fire. However, he did it without being ordered to leave his post.
While he was dragging the CO out of the line of fire, all the other ship’s line officers were killed — making Cox the commanding officer of the Chesapeake.
Cox was tried, convicted, and cashiered out of the Navy for the offense of “deserting his post of duty as commanding officer in the presence of the enemy.”
Cox’s family repeatedly attempted to clear his name to no effect. Finally, in 1952, Lee M. Daniels was given a special commission signed by President Truman that cleared Cox’s name.
Lee M. Daniels was Cox’s great-great-great-great-grandson.
That’s how seriously these matters are taken. And that’s precisely how serious Jessica Lynch’s surrender was. Were she a man, she wouldn’t be on the book circuit, she’d be in Fort Leavenworth.
Dakota Smith
January 31st, 2006 at 7:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5475964f1d333
Alen, assumption is the mother of all you know whats. I don’t argue with ChristianJ, for that to occur, he would actually need to say something logical and worth responding to.
…..you are mistaken.
January 31st, 2006 at 7:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
A fellow Heinlein reader, I see.
In fairness, Jessica Lynch was a 19-year old girl put in an untenable position by feminists. I don’t criticize her; I criticize the system that put her there and gave her ideas she was “just like a man”.
-wolfe
January 31st, 2006 at 11:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5475964f1d333
when men refuse to get off their 21st Century ballooning backsides and give their bus or train seat to a pregnant woman, youhoo know chivalry is dead.
I’m not pregnant..and men may never get to experience it personally, but even I have heard of swollen legs, bad backs, aching shoulders, swollen feet and cracked feet from waddling around for 4 - 5 months like a water swollen, dead, beached pilot whale. So why don’t men offer their seats anymore? Are they so egotistically self-absorbed and callously hardened to not care less, or are they complete and utter wimps, scared of being shot down with a refusal. And as if a preg. woman would refuse a seat offered anyway. So that means, either way, these men are stupid. They probably think the baby will act as a natural air bag device should the bus swerve and fling the woman down the aisles. Pathetic.
http://www.smh.com.au/news/heckler/taking-a-back-seat-to-an-impossible -problem/2005/09/12/1126377254794.html
February 1st, 2006 at 12:12 am - IP Man-Hash: 569f85f5b5e41
Female, weren’t you just leaving?
-Dick
February 1st, 2006 at 2:41 am - IP Man-Hash: 06d0e5b505da1
It’s the old “wimmin are such fuckin useless creatures” speech again from the female, still as boring and so full of angst I nearly kicked my dog as I was almost choking on my glass of Sav. blanc, (Tamar Ridge 2003)ofcourse.
February 1st, 2006 at 2:56 am - IP Man-Hash: 06d0e5b505da1
She might of meant the “Leaning Tower of Geeza”.
February 1st, 2006 at 5:49 am - IP Man-Hash: f75c92aeb197e
If you women are so bothered about pregnant women, why dont you stop moaning and offer your own seats instead?
Even a simple task as offering your seat, and you leave it to a man.
February 1st, 2006 at 7:08 am - IP Man-Hash: 281c250662a27
You and are on the same page, wolfe. I do not criticize Jessica for her actions. I could not possibly know the exact circumstances surrounding her at that time. I am simply demonstrating the disparity between men and women that still exists. Except now it is the exact inverse. The courageous man that offers up his life for that of his brethren, and being a former military man myself I can tel you we are all brothers in each others eyes, is shunned to concentrate on the woeful story of this poor girl.
And Female, again you have proven yourself a fool with nothing relevant to offer to the discussion. I made no assumptions, so I did not fuck up, as you so snidely insinuated. And while I may be mistaken in my assertation (big word, it means opinion) of your reason not to use a name, at least I did not misspell it with it staring me in the face in print (which, by the way for those that know psychology, infers that a person is so consumed in their own self-importance, that showing respect to another person by properly addressing them, is trivial…).
February 1st, 2006 at 7:18 am - IP Man-Hash: 281c250662a27
Dick, Thank you for the compliment albeit unnecessary, because
Of course, I am brilliant… I’M A MAN
February 1st, 2006 at 7:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 879fd929c5fb9
Female, why don’t you ever answer any of the crucial questions adressed to you, instead of coming up with a new pile of shit every single time? It’s impressive, though, you never seem to be running out of shit to bring up in hard times.
February 1st, 2006 at 8:35 am - IP Man-Hash: 281c250662a27
I now see why Female may have misspelled my name. There is another poster in here whose name is alen. I have tagged on “the WindJammer” to Alan to clarify. Windjammer is a little used synonym for sailor and I thought it appropriate being former U.S. Navy as I stated previously. One suggestion to alen, though, I understand that most people don’t capitalize their letters in blogs and in IM because it is an extra keystroke, but at least capitalize your name. It suggests insecurity and disrespect for yourself when you don’t. And since you are here and actively posting, I can tell that is not the case.
Oh, and Female, don’t think I am apologizing, because I am not.
What was it that you said to me….?
Assumptions are the mother of all……
February 1st, 2006 at 7:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9b9b4f2b435c7
That will be the day ?
They would have to spend the whole night complaining on the phone to all and sundry about how inconsiderate the other human were.
The other item is the high heels, at school for crying out load. Compulsive attention whores do not care what the reason is for the attention, just as long as they get some.
I’ve seen tattoed skanks smiling back from behind their chemical based face smearing and surgically enhanced boobs as if they were of the opinion that I liked what they were showing off !
I always check which way the winds blowing when I come across them.
February 1st, 2006 at 10:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5475964f1d333
You should not assume that you and I both see the same questions as crucial. Many things I don’t answer simply because they are stupid.
February 2nd, 2006 at 2:07 am - IP Man-Hash: b65244c6c6275
I would add, that you don’t add many things because you are stupid?
February 2nd, 2006 at 3:34 am - IP Man-Hash: 6e486c35c5dee
Are you asking me or telling me that I’m stupid, stupid?
February 2nd, 2006 at 7:13 am - IP Man-Hash: 281c250662a27
And there you have it ladies and gentlemen! More brilliant articulation and scintillating misdirection upon confrontation when confronted with a valid question!
Other posters here answer your questions when you pose them, even if they deem the question non-essential, because it is polite and courteous to do so, you should to the same.
Oh…. I forgot… I am conversing with a woman. What would she know about being polite and courteous to others.
February 2nd, 2006 at 9:37 am - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
Greetings Alan tW. Good to see you on the boards. Hope you enjoy your stay. I’m glad to see we’re more or less on the same page on Jessica Lynch. I appreciate, btw, your MoH link. I’d say I enjoyed reading it, but that word just doesn’t fit wi