Crossing the Fucking Street
Men are better than women at crossing the street. Crossing the goddamn street.
At some point in the grand discourse of men and their being better than women, it’s not the new techniques which women employ to make spectacles and embarrassments of themselves. It’s the way their natural incompetence manifests itself in daily life. Or is that at every point in the discourse? Who cares.
Take something like a bag of shit. We can all agree that a bag of shit is a vile and bad thing, and not as good as say an orange or a bag of oranges — or a pair of oranges in sack. I think we know what I’m talking about.
But can a bag of crap irritate and annoy in new and interesting ways depending on the setting. Of course it can. You can put a bag of shit on a porch, on a car, how about on a street corner? Light it on fire and it’s a totally different game — an even worse game.
Well that’s what I’m talking about today. A five foot six bag of shit on fire, standing on the goddamn corner, and either crossing or not crossing the street while gabbing into her fucking cell phone.
Whenever you see a redheaded woman, you know you’re in to get fucked. Not proper fucked. I’m talking about the kind of fucked you are when you’re fifteenth in a string of cars trying to turn and some retarded baboon is standing on the corner gabbing away on her cell phone completely oblivious to the way every single fucking car in the line stops to see if she’s going to cross the street. It’s funny yes, but it’s not.
Women have absolutely no idea what kind of signals they send out. They’re like marionettes attached to paint mixers just flouncing along like wet rags with no brain. They never ask themselves things like, “Do I look like I’m about to cross the street?” or “Do I look like I’m trolling for cock?”
That was crass and I apologize. It’s exactly how women think though. And they think it all the time.
Men are completely the opposite. At all times, men are aware of ourselves and our role in our surroundings. That’s because if it had been some redheaded man standing on the corner and clusterfucking traffic for five minutes, eventually someone would have thrown a half-eaten hamburger or a Masterlock at the shmuck. Lesson learned, which it never had to be in the first place because we’re talking about a man.
So why isn’t the same courtesy shown to women? Why didn’t I throw my McDonald’s fries at the shrew? It matched her hair.
I’ll tell you why. It’s not because of some horseshit notion of chivalry or “equity” — whatever the hell that means. It’s because women can’t help it. They know it too. Next time you’re with a woman, keep track of how she behaves when other people are fucking up. Guess which sex gets her more outraged purely on acts of doing — purely on acts of holding everyone up due to stupidity.
Men. That’s because all women are misogynists. Wouldn’t you be?
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You and are on the same page, wolfe. I do not criticize Jessica for her actions. I could not possibly know the exact circumstances surrounding her at that time. I am simply demonstrating the disparity between men and women that still exists. Except now it is the exact inverse. The courageous man that offers up his life for that of his brethren, and being a former military man myself I can tel you we are all brothers in each others eyes, is shunned to concentrate on the woeful story of this poor girl.
And Female, again you have proven yourself a fool with nothing relevant to offer to the discussion. I made no assumptions, so I did not fuck up, as you so snidely insinuated. And while I may be mistaken in my assertation (big word, it means opinion) of your reason not to use a name, at least I did not misspell it with it staring me in the face in print (which, by the way for those that know psychology, infers that a person is so consumed in their own self-importance, that showing respect to another person by properly addressing them, is trivial…).
If you women are so bothered about pregnant women, why dont you stop moaning and offer your own seats instead?
Even a simple task as offering your seat, and you leave it to a man.
She might of meant the “Leaning Tower of Geeza”.
It’s the old “wimmin are such fuckin useless creatures” speech again from the female, still as boring and so full of angst I nearly kicked my dog as I was almost choking on my glass of Sav. blanc, (Tamar Ridge 2003)ofcourse.
Female, weren’t you just leaving?
-Dick
when men refuse to get off their 21st Century ballooning backsides and give their bus or train seat to a pregnant woman, youhoo know chivalry is dead.
I’m not pregnant..and men may never get to experience it personally, but even I have heard of swollen legs, bad backs, aching shoulders, swollen feet and cracked feet from waddling around for 4 - 5 months like a water swollen, dead, beached pilot whale. So why don’t men offer their seats anymore? Are they so egotistically self-absorbed and callously hardened to not care less, or are they complete and utter wimps, scared of being shot down with a refusal. And as if a preg. woman would refuse a seat offered anyway. So that means, either way, these men are stupid. They probably think the baby will act as a natural air bag device should the bus swerve and fling the woman down the aisles. Pathetic.
http://www.smh.com.au/news/heckler/taking-a-back-seat-to-an-impossible -problem/2005/09/12/1126377254794.html
A fellow Heinlein reader, I see.
In fairness, Jessica Lynch was a 19-year old girl put in an untenable position by feminists. I don’t criticize her; I criticize the system that put her there and gave her ideas she was “just like a man”.
-wolfe
Alen, assumption is the mother of all you know whats. I don’t argue with ChristianJ, for that to occur, he would actually need to say something logical and worth responding to.
…..you are mistaken.
And just as background for the issue of deserting one’s post …
In June of 1813 the most junior officer on the frigate USS Chesapeake was William Cox. Cox was on a final training cruise prior to recieving his commission, with the rank of Temporary Third Lieuteant. He was a very young man with no combat experience. There were four officers on the Chesapeake in the chain of command above him.
During a battle with the British frigate HMS Shannon the Chesapeake’s commanding officer was wounded. Lieutenant Cox picked him up and carried him out of the line of fire. However, he did it without being ordered to leave his post.
While he was dragging the CO out of the line of fire, all the other ship’s line officers were killed — making Cox the commanding officer of the Chesapeake.
Cox was tried, convicted, and cashiered out of the Navy for the offense of “deserting his post of duty as commanding officer in the presence of the enemy.”
Cox’s family repeatedly attempted to clear his name to no effect. Finally, in 1952, Lee M. Daniels was given a special commission signed by President Truman that cleared Cox’s name.
Lee M. Daniels was Cox’s great-great-great-great-grandson.
That’s how seriously these matters are taken. And that’s precisely how serious Jessica Lynch’s surrender was. Were she a man, she wouldn’t be on the book circuit, she’d be in Fort Leavenworth.
Dakota Smith
Alan those are fucking brilliant points.
-Dick
Also, one more thing to add now that I have read the debate between Christian and (appropriately choosing not to reveal herself so she cannot be held accountable) Female, evidence in support of Christian’s words of wisdom. (This is how you participate in an adult dicussion, evidence and dialogue, Female, “liar, liar pants on fire” and “I know you are but what am I” worked when we were six, but no longer.)
Everyone remembers Jessica Lynch. Captured in the war on Iraq and now touted by the feminist media as a “hero”. Hero for what, surrending?
In the UCMJ (Uniform Code of Military Justice), the document that establishes the code of conduct and reprocussions for not following that code for American service persons states in Subchapter 10, Section 899, Article 99 “Misbehavior before the enemy” that:
Any person subject to this chapter who before or in the presence of the enemy–
(2) shamefully abandons, surrenders, or delivers up any command, unit, place, or military property which it is his duty to defend;
–shall be punished by death or such punishment as a court-martial may direct.
If I remember correctly, she surrendered her person, her arms, and her supply vehicle to the enemy. Not that any man that has done so in the last 50 years has been put to death, but more commonly is sitting in Fort Leavenworth for the rest of his natural life and then some, not being touted as a “hero” and offered book deals for the tale of her tragedy. It seems that women simply have to suffer a little bit while performing, poorly, at best in this situation, the assigned task to receive praise and sympathies.
However, does anyone remember this name, Paul R. Smith. You should. He won the Congressional Medal of Honor. This Hero’s story was conviently pushed aside for Jessica’s saga. On April 4, 2003, almost two weeks after Lynch’s rescue, Smith gave his life to his fellow men but remaining in an exposed area fighting of an insurgent attack while those men could regroup and evacuate wounded. He did not give up, he gave his life. More info here:
http://www.army.mil/cmh-pg/mohiraq.htm
So tell me, Female, even though women do participate in most industries and jobs, you have yet to prove with any relevant data that they perform worth a bucketload of monkey spunk in those positions.
The Aussie-boomerang quote by Geeza… 3 words….
BRILLIA-MAN-TASTIC
I damn near choked on my coffee.
You state that, then start cursing out the men on the forum? ok…
What sex opened (and still opens) doors for the other?
What sex yielded (and still does) their seats on mass transit to the other?
What sex pays the bill for dates?
What sex supports the other?
Yeah. Thought so.
Geeza, your superhero analogy was very funny. Well done, sir, well done. The Crazed Crusader and the Girl Blunder, oh my.
-wolfe
That boomerang comment was hilarious.
-Dick
Egypt?? You’re only a few thousand miles off.
The term Geeza has nothing to do with the Great Pyramids of Giza in Egypt or the Gaza Strip in the Middle East.
I can definetely tell that you’re Australian though. Everytime you post something, it ends up hitting the back of your head like a fucking boomerang.
God you’re a charmer. Ciao asshole.
Geeza is from Egypt?
Of course, the Geeza Strip…
Go fuck yourself, Female.
-Dick
In case you need some fleshing out for your caricature of me, I’ll provide you with some descriptors with my dialogue;
*arms folded and foot tapping*
How soon till you sod off back home to Egypt? I actually wasn’t speaking to Nicole, I had plans to perm. disappear into Cyberspace (these plans are still on the table).
Lol. I just saw Females quote and pictured two cartoon characters in my mind.
The Crazed Crusader looked towards her faithful sidekick The Girl Blunder.
‘My work here is done’
na na…..na na…..na na…..na na……..